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Special Jonin Candidate
Join Date: Aug 2009
Location: Village Hidden Under the Pebble (it's a small village)
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I was in a pub on Saturday night. Had a few drinks..... I noticed two very large women by the bar. They both had strong accents, so I asked, "Hey, are you two ladies from Scotland ?" One of them turned to me and screamed, "It's WALES, you IDIOT!!" So, I immediately apologized, and said, "Sorry,.... Are you two whales from Scotland ?" That's all I remember.....
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LMAO
That's great xD
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I cannot stop laughing.....
I wish I could come up with something.... Are you ok, just to be sure? Did they hurt you?
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While I thank you for the compliment, there is NOTHING funny about being sat on by two large women. I know.... from experience...
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Aiding Kakashi, Yamato, & Iruka
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hahah
nice
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I sit down like its nothing, hmmm I'm more worry they lung their bewbs at you
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Bronze V 4 lyfe
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What a gentleman.
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Ooh Hando.
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HHHHHHHHHHHandOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
We must be drinking buddies... NAO!!!
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I'm almost the only one here who isn't a mod or FAIL.
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If I ever have to kill anyone, it would go down like that. =d
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Reminds me of this comic. Spoiler:
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Special Jonin Candidate
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This may be the reason why Ah have short term memory loss? Ah keep getting whacked in the head by kunoichi's...lol.
On another note, Ah don't recommend asking any large woman if it's whale season
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What about dying from a heart attack after getting overly excited by sexual intercourse?
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Yes,
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Hrmm, I would think being smothered or beaten would be better than extreme chest pain. Especially if said smothering and beating was by... well... However... This is a tough decision.... The rest of you, VOTE! Would you rather die by being 1. BEATEN 2. SMOTHERED by breasts, or 3. Heart attack from overexhaustion?
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Special Jonin Candidate
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No...but now all I hear is the steady tone of the Emergency Broadcast System. Well it's either that or the distant sound of humpbacks in mating season
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