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Old 08-13-2012, 08:27 PM   #1
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Old 08-13-2012, 08:35 PM   #2
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DL can hold his liquor better than I can spell liquor therefor he wins.
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Old 08-13-2012, 08:59 PM   #3
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I don't know Kuno can verbally destroy my self esteem and use call the police on black male attack.
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Old 08-13-2012, 09:01 PM   #4
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I could also run towards the nearest pool
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Old 08-13-2012, 09:02 PM   #5
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Kuno's expertise on zombies, with the combination of bath salts causes her to become an invincible zombie goddess. DL can do nothing but bow to her in a drunken stupor.

The liquor is just icing in the cake.
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Old 08-13-2012, 09:22 PM   #6
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I could also run towards the nearest pool
In that case I just offer up Justin bieber tickets. Also gross pools are 70%, urine.
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Old 08-13-2012, 09:29 PM   #7
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While DL is in line for tickets Kuno rounds up his possible baby mommas and enlists Maury to administer paternity tests.
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Old 08-13-2012, 09:37 PM   #8
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Tickets are sold out substitutes tickets for an offer to save some random stray dog in a third world country nobody cares about.
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Old 08-13-2012, 09:56 PM   #9
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I drink all of you under the table..then watch as the cops beat the crap out of you two
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Old 08-13-2012, 10:02 PM   #10
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I'm a white drunk chick, i scream RAPE and the tables turn.
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Old 08-13-2012, 10:11 PM   #11
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I just throw you some beads and point video camera.

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Old 08-13-2012, 10:27 PM   #12
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I throw you a handful of food stamps and offer you five dollars to shine my shoes.
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Old 08-13-2012, 11:05 PM   #13
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I would tell all your family you voted for Obama.
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Old 08-13-2012, 11:10 PM   #14
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That one has no effect.

DL: 4 Kuno 6 Submit now and I'll made you some grape drink
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Old 08-13-2012, 11:18 PM   #15
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Tells you about the herpes commercial audition.
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Old 08-13-2012, 11:20 PM   #16
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Firsties becomes a Youtube sensation because he video's the whole thing on his phone.
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Old 08-13-2012, 11:20 PM   #17
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Right after you finished their trial run right?

PS, yer not just sure yer HIV Positive.


Firstie stop leeching off our success!
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Old 08-13-2012, 11:30 PM   #18
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Ha that one was rejected I just got tested so I could get free concert tickets I am clean. But while you are at the studio vagisil is looking for actors with experience.
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Old 08-13-2012, 11:34 PM   #19
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You underestimate me friend! I grew up with a positive male role model in my life, thus making me immune to stripping, hoaring, and pronz.

I'm scrappy and tougher than I seem, and I swear DL if you try to shank me I'll curb stomp you homes!
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Old 08-13-2012, 11:55 PM   #20
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Hey don't make me walk through your neighborhood with a hoodie on and some skittles...oh wait that might not turnout well.
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