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Old 08-18-2011, 11:50 AM   #101
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But if the bear charges at you you probably wont even have time to slash with your katana to make it a double KO, much less your win
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People, stop bullshitting. Everybody on this forum whom hasn't wielded a katana here before would themselves in terror and begin to swing wildly. Imagine a huge bear, roaring at you while you're equipped with one blade.

You'd simply freeze up and get mauled. People who say "Oh, I'll wait for an opening, one slice and the bear is dead" really don't have a clue what they're talking about. If you stand there waiting to get an opening, you'll be dead. Bears have fast paws. One swipe and it's over. Jeez, stop talking as if you're some amazing katana expert because you're not.

The bear would maul everybody here.

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You're correct my friend. Some of the BS here is laughable. If I was faced with a giant grizzly or black bear and I was wielding a katana, I'd drop it and run as if the world depended on it. And so would every single person here.

It's not as easy as it sounds. You can't just simply pause and wait for an opening. It's a freaking bear! Not a dog.

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Triple post! O_O

Yeah the bear would make me his b!tch. =/
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Yeah the bear would make me his b!tch. =/
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Stupid pedobear. >.>

I'm sure if you had the right training. Didn't freak out about the bear attacking you. And maybe with a sh!t load of luck someone could kill it.
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I think I would
When it comes to death or injury I'm fearless, not trying to sound cool or anything I think it's a problem I have lol

But anyway if it stood up and started to swipe at you
Block it with the blade
A katana can cut half way in to a tree easy if a bear hit it full force its paw would definitely be coming off and then it would freak out and run away or be distracted long enough for you to cleaveits head off

Or when it stands up slice across the way so its organs fall out

If it charges at you assume an awesome swordman like stance and roll out of the way repeat as necessary until you find an opening, maybe make it run in to a tree just for laughs

I want this to happen to me is that strange? Lol
God damn you have no clue. SHOTGUN BULLETS wouldn't kill a grizzly. And don't play this "I'm fearless" card if you saw a 14 foot, 1,000 lb bear charging at you, you'd be out of there within seconds.

Watching anime, and thinking "Hurr durr I'm a badass I'm fearless I'll just pick up a katana and kill that bear" isn't going to save your ass. The average mean angry dog would most likely kill you. And me, you think you can just roll out of the way until you see an opening?

Delusion. And a whole load of as well.

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Stupid pedobear. >.>

I'm sure if you had the right training. Didn't freak out about the bear attacking you. And maybe with a sh!t load of luck someone could kill it.
Yes, with all of those talents combined the bear would still 95/100 times.

Most of the people here are regular people, and they think it's so easy that they can roll out of the way until they see an opening.

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naw because i would use 7 katanas and go KB on it like a boss
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I am practicing Kendo and I can handle a bokuto (wooden sword). I haven't used a katana, though.
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I cannot yet handle the weight of a katana, though I do have basic training in fending off predators - including bears. I would fight better with a spear-like weapon, though.
How many bears have you fought?
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Once again, I'd put on an Afro to invoke the inner power of my brothersoul and kill the bear in one slash.

Unless, I can't be allowed to use an Afro. If that's the case I get murdered.
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Yes, with all of those talents combined the bear would still 95/100 times.

Most of the people here are regular people, and they think it's so easy that they can roll out of the way until they see an opening.
to be fair I've read accounts of Roman soldiers stationed in the middle east having to deal with Atlas Bears and Desert lions and at times having to resort to taking it on

,mind you these were some of the best trained soldiers in world history most of them seemed to be drunken soldiers stationed on the front..so battle hardened..had armor..and where in better numbers

basically the kinda guys you used to pretend to be as a kid because they were too bad ass to be real. Even then these bears were so ferocious that in armed Gladiator fights they had a higher kill count than any animal..minus elephants
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i could kill a bear in less than 10 seconds with a katana
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no, no you cannot you swing that sword it gets annoyed at the bee sting then hits your torso with enough force to turn a full grown thousand plus pound bulls skull into powder

you die by bear bitchslap and your insides get liquefied from the force

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The fact several people do not know what a bear especially a grizzly is capable is just incredibly astonishing.
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I cause only myself to win by stabbing myself in the face.

That denies the bear satisfaction of mauling my body to death.
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id wait till the bear was almost on top of me throw the katana at it, then dive away from its attack, roll under it and run as fast as i can in the other direction i dont win but the bear doesnt either
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id wait till the bear was almost on top of me throw the katana at it, then dive away from its attack, roll under it and run as fast as i can in the other direction i dont win but the bear doesnt either
if the bears almost ontop of you..your dead your aren't driving away from its attacks its strike is going to be faster than you..and it'll shatter your bones

throwing a katana is kinda nuts as it leaves you defenseless against an animal who can rip doors off SUV's
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It's not impossible to kill the bear with a katana. If the bear doesn't strike at you and aims to bite you. Take the katana and stab it right through the mouth or in that area at least. If you're fast and duck under the strike jump on it's back and slice open it's throat and it will bleed to death. Not saying anyone can really do it.
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you 2 have a point. revised:
id run away as fast as i could. and if it caught up to me, id bury the katana in its throat.
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