Funny SAYINGS!

Ryaque · 06-21-2011, 10:05 AM

Post any funny sayings you know here! Yes, I am extremely bored, hence the creation of this thread.

#1 "Here I sit, broken-hearted. I payed a nickel, and only farted."

#2 "You can pick your friends and you can pick your nose, but you can't pick your friend's nose.

Minoru · 06-21-2011, 10:07 AM

"Yes, I am extremely bored, hence the creation of this thread."
That's a funny saying. xD

megabbaut · 06-21-2011, 10:08 AM

My, what big- EVERYTHING you have, Grandma!

10-tailedfox · 06-21-2011, 10:36 AM

Vex · 06-21-2011, 10:53 AM

I didn't know she was 6!

KazekageGaara · 06-21-2011, 11:05 AM

"It was mating season! How could I have known she was your sister?!"

- Captain Quark from Ratchet & Clank: Up Your Arsenal

Spoiler:

Ryaque · 06-22-2011, 09:26 AM

Rofl, I like those!

"Who's the bigger fool? The Fool, or the Fool that follows the Fool, or worse, the third Fool that watches the other two and throws popcorn?"

Hinata_Hyuuga_ · 06-22-2011, 09:41 AM

Spoiler:

sakura_blossom · 06-22-2011, 09:45 AM

Boobs are great.... especially when they're big.

My friend's brothers got that pinned up on his wall. ._. You'd have to see it to get it

Ryaque · 06-22-2011, 09:48 AM

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Originally Posted by sakura_blossom

Boobs are great.... especially when they're big.

My friend's brothers got that pinned up on his wall. ._. You'd have to see it to get it

I'm kind of afraid to see it....

sakura_blossom · 06-22-2011, 09:51 AM

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Originally Posted by Ryaque

I'm kind of afraid to see it....

Its actually just a piece of paper printed like this

Spoiler:

Hinata_Hyuuga_ · 06-22-2011, 10:17 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by sakura_blossom

Its actually just a piece of paper printed like this

Spoiler:

Big boobs is the new fake

sakura_blossom · 06-22-2011, 10:23 AM

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Originally Posted by Hinata_Hyuuga_

Big boobs is the new fake

._.
/confused

Hinata_Hyuuga_ · 06-22-2011, 10:28 AM

big boobs are fake

sakura_blossom · 06-22-2011, 10:35 AM

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Originally Posted by Hinata_Hyuuga_

big boobs are fake

That's not true. I have big boobs and mine aren't fake.

The 1st Hokage · 06-22-2011, 10:45 AM

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Originally Posted by sakura_blossom

Boobs are great.... especially when they're big.

My friend's brothers got that pinned up on his wall. ._. You'd have to see it to get it

lmao. I got a shirt that says "Boobies make me smile"

sakura_blossom · 06-22-2011, 10:49 AM

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Originally Posted by The 1st Hokage

lmao. I got a shirt that says "Boobies make me smile"

xd If i wore that around my mother she'd have a heartattack

The 1st Hokage · 06-22-2011, 10:52 AM

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Originally Posted by sakura_blossom

xd If i wore that around my mother she'd have a heartattack

I wore it on the beach on vacation. Best idea ever! I acted bored with that shirt on, and then, a group of girls walked by, and one of 'em flashed me. I then smiled. I love the beach.

Hinata_Hyuuga_ · 06-22-2011, 10:54 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by sakura_blossom

That's not true. I have big boobs and mine aren't fake.

Not like that...Most people have big boobs now a days....Some are real some are fake

sakura_blossom · 06-22-2011, 10:55 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by The 1st Hokage

I wore it on the beach on vacation. Best idea ever! I acted bored with that shirt on, and then, a group of girls walked by, and one of 'em flashed me. I then smiled. I love the beach.

xD Wooooooow

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