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Old 05-02-2011, 02:07 PM   #21
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Depends what kind of bear it is. If it is something like a Black Bear, beating it with a katana could probably happen with at least minimal injury depending on your sword skill, but if it is something like a Grizzly, you are probably going to be mauled to death in about 5 seconds. Having been within 30 feet of a full grown Grizzly in the wild(that sucker was f#$*ing huge,at least 800 pounds easy) I don't think having a 4 ft. long sword wouldn't do you a lot of good.
Yeah, I just assumed it was a Grizzly bear. I could take a black bear pretty easy.
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one quick Iai strike and the bear goes down.........in my dreams.
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You people are idiots if you think you can take on a bear with a sword. Let alone that dude who thinks he can chop its head off, better yet with one cut.
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As I said before, ima beast swordsman.

You can't really say that we can't take on a bear if you don't know us in real life.

If itsa grizzly then nevermind, I'm in deep doo doo.
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i would use my katana and chidori on that bear slice him up and bild me a fire cook him for lunch
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I stab it in the face. Or jugular after sidesteping.
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considering i don't know how to properly use a katana, i'd be bear food
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anyone below the age of 18 and said they would take a bear lied unless you have muscles the size of the bear and speed as fast as(im not either so)....well i only no running speed but unless you can swing a sword faster than a bear can swing it paw. I'm pretty sure unless your that cocky you would be backing away instead of trying to die on that very day. some of you have seen to much anime as your not really gonna chop off a body part with some small katanas and average muscle size. you would wound it and make it madder and die quicker. If it were me I would even be in the cave. I'm a track runner. I would use my skills to run and take cover until it goes away to live another daY like a common sensible person would do.
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I would win. I would just start flexing at it and it'd go blind from my manliness and run away crying. Then I would break the kantana in half and into little pieces. Then I would chase after the bear and break it with the fist in my beard. I would then procede to use the tiny pieces of kantana as a tooth pick when I am finished devouring and skinning the bear by hand. Making myself a bear coat that I would give to charity.......
Wait...I'm not Chuck Norris.....
I'd die.
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Pretty sure the average human would die in this fight. Good thing I am not average. I am a certified badass.
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It's quite possibly a double KO.

The Katana through the bear's throat would maybe kill it.
But you're going to be in range of the bear's claws.

Also not to mention bear's are hella fast.

The best melee against a bear would probably be a spear.

The idea is not to get in the bear's attack range.

Also I wonder if caltrops would help at all?
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well just cover teh katana in honey, the bear look at it starts licking, then i stab its throat and run like hell
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Bear speedblitzes.
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Run away from the cave up a tree.

And if the bear trys to climb up the tree I throw the katana at it.
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even if i were to somehow make a first strike, which is pretty improbable, the bear would win. even if, as some of you say are skilled swordsman, there is still the issue of fear and how it would affect your coordination. one swipe from a paw and that katana is snapped in half. bear wins 95/100 times
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Hm on second thought even with a katana you're most likely dead meat.
You might get lucky and kill the bear but chances are it's taking you with it.
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i hand him the katana and tell him 2 go and kill some fish in the river with it. then i win by default cuz i will live.
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