Hidan Vs. Kakuzu

Kreegah!!! · 04-04-2011, 11:07 AM

This is my first one, so if there's aught awry, do please notify.

Situation: Hidan awakens to find his heart missing. Non-lethal, yes?

Kakuzu (non-ET) has Hidan's heart. At this juncture, his only remaining heart aside from Hidan's is his Lightning heart.

Question: Who wins? If Kakuzu's Hidan heart is destroyed, would that actually kill Hidan, since he'll have no organ to magically pump blood around his body? Regardless, who wins?

STARTING DISTANCE: 1250 meters
LOCATION: Boggy, wooded area with many decompositional fauna and flora
WEATHER: Severe Blizzard
TIME OF DAY: 22:46 Hours (DST not a factor - NEVER a factor)

Shikamaru Nara · 04-04-2011, 01:23 PM

Kakuzu sears Hidan's head to a stump<3

Kreegah!!! · 04-05-2011, 10:48 AM

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Originally Posted by Shikamaru Nara

Kakuzu sears Hidan's head to a stump<3

I'm inclined to agree with the base sentiment, but would it really be so easy?

I think Hidan would manage to remove at least one heart.

mrsticky005 · 04-22-2011, 12:07 AM

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Originally Posted by Kreegah!

I'm inclined to agree with the base sentiment, but would it really be so easy?

I think Hidan would manage to remove at least one heart.

Technically speaking he DID.

chidoriroar · 05-03-2011, 04:37 AM

hidan is the slowest of the akatsuki and he doesnt need his heart anyways, kakazu slices his head off then stomps on it and destroys it, i think even hidan cant survive that.

Amari360 · 05-03-2011, 07:55 AM

This is ridiculous.

Kakuzu was owning Kakashi, Ino and Chouji at the same time.

Hidan had trouble dealing with Asuma.

Kakuzu makes Hidan a new bunghole.

Wooster · 05-03-2011, 08:50 AM

Please do not bypass word filters. This is your final warning.

Yori · 05-03-2011, 09:18 AM

Timeout - If Kakazu has Hidan's heart he is Immortal

Kamaitachi · 05-03-2011, 09:27 AM

@Wooster
Are you kidding me? I've already seen so many mods do it. My goodness this place rules are retarded if the mods break them. Great examples. /facepalm

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Originally Posted by Amari360

This is ridiculous.

Kakuzu was owning Kakashi, Ino and Chouji at the same time.

Hidan had trouble dealing with Asuma.

Kakuzu makes Hidan a new bunghole.

Hidan was actually fighting Asuma, Shikamaru, Izumo and Kotetsu at the same time pretty effortlessly, he wasn't having trouble with just Asuma. Hell if it weren't for the other guys in the first place Asuma would have stood no chance anyway.

Kakuzu rapes nonetheless, just thought I'd correct you.

Wooster · 05-03-2011, 09:33 AM

Bypass the filters? I think not. And what did I say about acting like a mod? Your opinion on this matter is not needed.

Kamaitachi · 05-03-2011, 10:01 AM

How the hell have I been acting like a mod? It's an opinion, needed or not it doesn't somehow make me "acting like a mod" just because it gives you a reason to infract me. I'll be right back. Gonna go find some of those posts.

http://naruto.viz.com/forum/showthre...21#post4979421
http://naruto.viz.com/forum/showthread.php?t=96835
http://naruto.viz.com/forum/showthread.php?p=4961700

Those are all from Shikamaru who also I think is a mod, otherwise, note you even posted in two of those threads, one after he did, so there you go.

Just google "site:naruto.viz.com/forum

" and you'll get loads of them, also note I remember quite a lot of people doing in the battlegrounds but what I did just now was google search. I'll go find some of those too if you like, with people with the obvious mod status under the name.

I've returned with some more.
http://naruto.viz.com/forum/showpost...&postcount=553
Here's one from "FAIL" doing it from awhile back.

Hell, here's a straight up super moderator doing the same thing, more than once.
http://naruto.viz.com/forum/showpost...8&postcount=12

Wooster · 05-03-2011, 10:22 AM

You are complaining about a verbal warning for no particular reason.
If you want to make a thread about mod hypocrisy, go to OT.

Yeah, I see them and they are edited out.

Can't find it in the second to last one. Not my fault that certain mods like to flaunt rules particularly when I showed them how to do it in private sections.

Kamaitachi · 05-03-2011, 10:30 AM

On the second page probably.

Well there's a lot more than what I just showed you, just editing those won't make a difference. Just proving the point that mods are hypocrites in any case.

Wooster · 05-03-2011, 10:32 AM

What's new?

Kamaitachi · 05-03-2011, 10:35 AM

Touche. Anyway, best not to spam so I'll debate here on Hidan vs Kakuzu if needed, otherwise conversation should be over.

Personally, if they hadn't knowledge I think Hidan stands a chance due to Kakuzu's heart being killed by Kakuzu while Kakashi got the blood from a previous heart. I'm more inclined to think he has the same blood in his hearts because of that where Hidan can just stab himself each time he heals and Kakuzu is finished.

Though it is a matter of getting the blood.

UchihaXSasuke · 05-03-2011, 12:18 PM

well if hidan hits kakuzu one time kakuzu is dead so i belive (i can fly)he can beat it
on another case hidan would just defend his had and he can't die

Kreegah!!! · 05-03-2011, 12:52 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by mrsticky005

Technically speaking he DID.

Ingenius!

Quote:

Originally Posted by Yori

Timeout - If Kakazu has Hidan's heart he is Immortal

Making Hidan a walking separate Siamese twin! If one somehow is killed, does the other perish as well?

Quote:

Originally Posted by Kamaitachi

@Wooster
Are you kidding me? I've already seen so many mods do it. My goodness this place rules are retarded if the mods break them. Great examples. /facepalm

Hidan was actually fighting Asuma, Shikamaru, Izumo and Kotetsu at the same time pretty effortlessly, he wasn't having trouble with just Asuma. Hell if it weren't for the other guys in the first place Asuma would have stood no chance anyway.

Kakuzu rapes nonetheless, just thought I'd correct you.

Astute observation. And yes, Kakuzu being far more laconic would have an advantage.

Quote:

Originally Posted by Kamaitachi

Touche. Anyway, best not to spam so I'll debate here on Hidan vs Kakuzu if needed, otherwise conversation should be over.

Personally, if they hadn't knowledge I think Hidan stands a chance due to Kakuzu's heart being killed by Kakuzu while Kakashi got the blood from a previous heart. I'm more inclined to think he has the same blood in his hearts because of that where Hidan can just stab himself each time he heals and Kakuzu is finished.

Though it is a matter of getting the blood.

Perhaps Kakuzu can make himself recklessly anemic at will to avoid spillage at any point of contact he cannot avoid... but that's mere wishes.

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Originally Posted by UchihaXSasuke

well if hidan hits kakuzu one time kakuzu is dead so i belive (i can fly)he can beat it
on another case hidan would just defend his had and he can't die

He thinks he can't die, but no one tried frying his brain from the inside, so how can we be sure? Now worms, moles, vole, and the like are munching on him.

Kamaitachi · 05-03-2011, 12:56 PM

Hm... I forgot about Doton: Domo. Kakuzu rapes.

Amari360 · 05-03-2011, 03:00 PM

Quote:

Hidan was actually fighting Asuma, Shikamaru, Izumo and Kotetsu at the same time pretty effortlessly, he wasn't having trouble with just Asuma. Hell if it weren't for the other guys in the first place Asuma would have stood no chance anyway.

Kakuzu rapes nonetheless, just thought I'd correct you.

Thanks for the correction Kuromaki.

I really appriciate it.

Though Hidan wasn't mainly fighting Shikamaru, Izuma and Kotetsu, especially since his intention was to mainly fight Asuma.

Though I do see where you're going with this.

Hidan made an attempt to take out all 3 of them.

However, Kakuzu also fought, and whooped Izuma and Kotetsu's asses.

Kamaitachi · 05-03-2011, 03:17 PM

I'm not Kuromaki >:(
Though it made me chuckle, because I'm pretty sure Kuromaki is a female. You're welcome though.

However he was dodging all of their attacks and whatever they through at him, they couldn't touch him.

Kakuzu on the other hand, is Kakuzu, so that speaks for itself.

04-04-2011, 11:07 AM	#1
Kreegah!!! Special Jonin Candidate Join Date: Jun 2009 Posts: 5,868 Rep Power: 15	Hidan Vs. Kakuzu This is my first one, so if there's aught awry, do please notify. Situation: Hidan awakens to find his heart missing. Non-lethal, yes? Kakuzu (non-ET) has Hidan's heart. At this juncture, his only remaining heart aside from Hidan's is his Lightning heart. Question: Who wins? If Kakuzu's Hidan heart is destroyed, would that actually kill Hidan, since he'll have no organ to magically pump blood around his body? Regardless, who wins? STARTING DISTANCE: 1250 meters LOCATION: Boggy, wooded area with many decompositional fauna and flora WEATHER: Severe Blizzard TIME OF DAY: 22:46 Hours (DST not a factor - NEVER a factor)

04-04-2011, 01:23 PM	#2
Shikamaru Nara Super \| ɹoʇɐɹǝpoW Join Date: Sep 2009 Location: New York Posts: 43,776 Rep Power: 41 Awards Showcase Total Awards: 1 Total Points: 4	Re: Hidan Vs. Kakuzu Kakuzu sears Hidan's head to a stump<3 __________________ To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 10 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.

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chidoriroar Chunin Join Date: Apr 2009 Location: a place where im accepted for who i am Posts: 957 Rep Power: 9	Re: Hidan Vs. Kakuzu hidan is the slowest of the akatsuki and he doesnt need his heart anyways, kakazu slices his head off then stomps on it and destroys it, i think even hidan cant survive that. __________________ To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 10 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. the bitterness of this life is the sweetness of the next. Give me rep and ill give you rep back. dont talk about measking for rep since im not the only one doing it and theres nothing in the rules against it. to the people who dont know, you have to include your name when giving rep and if your rep is less than one giving rep wont matter.

05-03-2011, 07:55 AM	#6
Amari360 Banned Join Date: Apr 2011 Posts: 174 Rep Power: 0	Re: Hidan Vs. Kakuzu This is ridiculous. Kakuzu was owning Kakashi, Ino and Chouji at the same time. Hidan had trouble dealing with Asuma. Kakuzu makes Hidan a new bunghole. Last edited by Wooster; 05-03-2011 at 08:50 AM.

05-03-2011, 08:50 AM	#7
Wooster Special Jonin Candidate Join Date: Jan 2010 Posts: 36,972 Rep Power: 32	Re: Hidan Vs. Kakuzu Please do not bypass word filters. This is your final warning. __________________ To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 10 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.

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05-03-2011, 09:33 AM	#10
Wooster Special Jonin Candidate Join Date: Jan 2010 Posts: 36,972 Rep Power: 32	Re: Hidan Vs. Kakuzu Bypass the filters? I think not. And what did I say about acting like a mod? Your opinion on this matter is not needed. __________________ To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 10 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.

05-03-2011, 10:01 AM	#11
Kamaitachi Genin Join Date: Mar 2011 Posts: 289 Rep Power: 0	Re: Hidan Vs. Kakuzu How the hell have I been acting like a mod? It's an opinion, needed or not it doesn't somehow make me "acting like a mod" just because it gives you a reason to infract me. I'll be right back. Gonna go find some of those posts. http://naruto.viz.com/forum/showthre...21#post4979421 http://naruto.viz.com/forum/showthread.php?t=96835 http://naruto.viz.com/forum/showthread.php?p=4961700 Those are all from Shikamaru who also I think is a mod, otherwise, note you even posted in two of those threads, one after he did, so there you go. Just google "site:naruto.viz.com/forum " and you'll get loads of them, also note I remember quite a lot of people doing in the battlegrounds but what I did just now was google search. I'll go find some of those too if you like, with people with the obvious mod status under the name. I've returned with some more. http://naruto.viz.com/forum/showpost...&postcount=553 Here's one from "FAIL" doing it from awhile back. Hell, here's a straight up super moderator doing the same thing, more than once. http://naruto.viz.com/forum/showpost...8&postcount=12 Last edited by Kamaitachi; 05-03-2011 at 10:10 AM.

05-03-2011, 10:22 AM	#12
Wooster Special Jonin Candidate Join Date: Jan 2010 Posts: 36,972 Rep Power: 32	Re: Hidan Vs. Kakuzu You are complaining about a verbal warning for no particular reason. If you want to make a thread about mod hypocrisy, go to OT. Yeah, I see them and they are edited out. Can't find it in the second to last one. Not my fault that certain mods like to flaunt rules particularly when I showed them how to do it in private sections. __________________ To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 10 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. Last edited by Wooster; 05-03-2011 at 10:26 AM.

05-03-2011, 10:30 AM	#13
Kamaitachi Genin Join Date: Mar 2011 Posts: 289 Rep Power: 0	Re: Hidan Vs. Kakuzu On the second page probably. Well there's a lot more than what I just showed you, just editing those won't make a difference. Just proving the point that mods are hypocrites in any case.

05-03-2011, 10:32 AM	#14
Wooster Special Jonin Candidate Join Date: Jan 2010 Posts: 36,972 Rep Power: 32	Re: Hidan Vs. Kakuzu What's new? __________________ To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 10 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.

05-03-2011, 10:35 AM	#15
Kamaitachi Genin Join Date: Mar 2011 Posts: 289 Rep Power: 0	Re: Hidan Vs. Kakuzu Touche. Anyway, best not to spam so I'll debate here on Hidan vs Kakuzu if needed, otherwise conversation should be over. Personally, if they hadn't knowledge I think Hidan stands a chance due to Kakuzu's heart being killed by Kakuzu while Kakashi got the blood from a previous heart. I'm more inclined to think he has the same blood in his hearts because of that where Hidan can just stab himself each time he heals and Kakuzu is finished. Though it is a matter of getting the blood. Last edited by Kamaitachi; 05-03-2011 at 10:37 AM.

05-03-2011, 12:18 PM	#16
UchihaXSasuke Chunin Join Date: Apr 2011 Location: at PC Posts: 1,148 Rep Power: 0	Re: Hidan Vs. Kakuzu well if hidan hits kakuzu one time kakuzu is dead so i belive (i can fly)he can beat it on another case hidan would just defend his had and he can't die __________________ To tired to put a signature

05-03-2011, 12:56 PM	#18
Kamaitachi Genin Join Date: Mar 2011 Posts: 289 Rep Power: 0	Re: Hidan Vs. Kakuzu Hm... I forgot about Doton: Domo. Kakuzu rapes.

05-03-2011, 03:17 PM	#20
Kamaitachi Genin Join Date: Mar 2011 Posts: 289 Rep Power: 0	Re: Hidan Vs. Kakuzu I'm not Kuromaki >:( Though it made me chuckle, because I'm pretty sure Kuromaki is a female. You're welcome though. However he was dodging all of their attacks and whatever they through at him, they couldn't touch him. Kakuzu on the other hand, is Kakuzu, so that speaks for itself.

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