A list of things that piss me off/annoy me.

Jinchiruuki · 03-01-2011, 10:11 AM

1. Recovering addicts who think the world OWES them "understanding" for what STARTED as a CONSCIOUS DECISION on their part, DESPITE a MILLION warnings.
2. Obligatory small talk.
3. Women in positions of authority who feel they have to "prove" they're "in charge" of men instead of just DOING THE DAMN JOB.
4. Instant messages within the first 60 seconds of my signing on.
5. Improv Jazz.
6. Neckties.
7. "Sauce" from a jar.
8. "Conceptual Performance Art", It's a form of narcissistic, public, ego-masturbation.
9. Unsolicited comments, ESPECIALLY from people OUTSIDE the situation at hand.
10. MAD TV.
11. Parents who treat their kids like "little adults" ie stage moms, etc.
12. Math.
13. People who try to force EVERYONE to live by THEIR personal social codes.
14. Country music
15. Teachers who obviously don't like teaching or kids.
16. Golf.
17. People who try to think TOO deeply about EVERY word I say.
18. People who are intolerant of differences.
19. People who have found something that works for THEM, and try to cram it down EVERYONE'S throat as the "end-all and be-all."
20. People who feign concern just to gather gossip fodder.
21. People who personify their cars.
22. "Ugly American" syndrome, where some Americans feel it's the rest of the world's responsibility to conform to suit THEM. (ie language, customs, moral values, etc)
23. Re-processed rhetoric.
24. "Everybody Loves Raymond" because no, everybody DOESN'T.
25. People who like independent films simply because it's "trendy" to like them.
26. Religious Zealots who feel the need to "show me the light.".
27. People who act as though I HAVE TO make a right turn on a red light.
28. People who have more than the maximum number of items in the express lane.
29. Lying politicians, and people who THINK that's a redundant phrase.
30. The use of the words "Reverse Discrimination." That's called INCLUSION.
31. ILLEGAL (as in underage) Cam Whores, and "people" (ie PEDOPHILES) who "defend" the "rights" of UNDERAGE CHILDREN to expose themselves on the internet.
32. People "in recovery", (ANY recovery) who feel they now have a right/responsibility to preach.
33. "thin skinned" people.
34. Over-used phrases like "cold enough for ya?".
35. Guys that treat nice women like garbage.
36. People who resist change and expect ME to.
37. DRY wines, and people who say I should like them.
38. People who are anti-gun because it's cool to follow the celebrities.
39. People who talk about sex like it's such a BAD thing.
40. People who lack the figurative "balls" they were born with.
41. Bicyclists who ride too far in the car lane.
42. PC (computer people) who say "Macs suck" and only offer "because they do" or old rhetoric as the only reason.
43. When I find out that people have secretly been ASSUMING something untrue about me and never ASKED me just to be sure.
44. People who send out ULTRASOUNDS like family photos.
45. When people run to me and tell me what OTHER people have said.
46. People who just don't get it..
47. Reverse racism. (people who think that EVERYTHING you do is because of race. I won't dislike you because you are (insert race), I will dislike you because you are an IDIOT so DON'T assume otherwise)
48. Bad "theme TV" channels. (The GOLF channel?

?)
49. Lawn Jockeys.
50. When people see the emotional results of a really traumatic series of events in someone's life and reduce THEIR explanation of it to "he needs to get laid."
51. When people assume I'm available at THEIR whim and don't understand or respect my time off.
52. The Rev. Jesse Jackson. Exactly WHERE IS his "church" and why doesn't he just stay there?
53. Arrogant people who see my FEW attempts at privacy as assaults on their "right to know."
54. Martial Arts "students" who showboat in public. ie "air kata", always kicking the air, picking up umbrellas/sticks etc and pretending they're bokken/bo.
55. Poor hygenic habits. i.e not showering or using deodorant etc. YOU SMELL LIKE SHEET! DO SOMETHIN SO I CAN FREAKIN BREATHE.
56. Women who think they are above all else and expect people to bend over at their every whim. Newsflash..these types of women tend to never amount to anything above a trophy wife. So these types better learn the kitchen layout well.
57. Spoiled brats.
58. Self centered people.
59. Child abuse.
60. When a Mormon or Jahova Witness knocks on my front door at 630am on a weekend when I'm hungover as hell and expects me to sit down with them to listen to their religious rants over a cup of coffee. Next time you bastards do that, I'm going to answer the door naked with depictions of Lucifer and hell drawn on my body along with ketchup all over to make it look like a blood sacrifice. All hail Satan.
61. Hating on a music artist solely because they are mainstream.
62. People who claim to have certain mental issues when they really don't. i.e someone claiming to be schizo, bipolar and use those as excuses for their actions.
63. Woosters face.
64. Jacq-ass.
65. When the stupid effin microwave blows up my leftover pasta from Olive Garden.
66. Rich people who park in handicap spots when they aren't handicapped.
67. People who pretend to know what you talk about when they clearly don't. Or they say they know when they don't.
68. Homie hoppers. (Urbandictionary if you don't know what that is).

Will add more.

CrackFat · 03-01-2011, 10:22 AM

I should be on number one Flotch.

You know how I prefer to be on top anyway.

Jinchiruuki · 03-01-2011, 10:25 AM

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Originally Posted by CrackFat

I should be on number one Flotch.

You know how I prefer to be on top anyway.

Ew no.

CrackFat · 03-01-2011, 10:27 AM

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Originally Posted by Killer Bee

Ew no.

Fine... Number 61 then.

Wooster · 03-01-2011, 10:28 AM

What was that Jin? Sorry I was playing golf whilst listening to country music.

I know you didn't ask, but I think you need to wear this neck tie and work on your improv, conceptional-jazz routine. You know, maybe you just need to get laid.

Jinchiruuki · 03-01-2011, 10:28 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by CrackFat

Fine... Number 61 then.

Hell no!

Quote:

Originally Posted by Wooster

What was that Jin? Sorry I was playing golf whilst listening to country music.

I know you didn't ask, but I think you need to wear this neck tie and work on your improv, conceptional-jazz routine. You know, maybe you just need to get laid.

I'm going to punch you in the face.

Kiseki · 03-01-2011, 10:30 AM

Does it also annoy you that I am too lazy to read all this?

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39. People who talk about sex like it's such a BAD thing.

Hey!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!
I do really mean it! >.>

Rasen_Chidori · 03-01-2011, 10:30 AM

I loled so hard at the last one

Err · 03-01-2011, 10:30 AM

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Originally Posted by wooster

what was that jin? Sorry i was playing golf whilst listening to country music.

I know you didn't ask, but i think you need to wear this neck tie and work on your improv, conceptional-jazz routine. You know, maybe you just need to get laid.

lmao!

Jinchiruuki · 03-01-2011, 10:32 AM

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Originally Posted by Kiseki

Does it also annoy you that I am too lazy to read all this?

Don't even care xD

Quote:

Originally Posted by Err

lmao!

I hate you too Err.

CrackFat · 03-01-2011, 10:33 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Killer Bee

Hell no!

I'm going to punch you in the face.

lolwut u mad Flotch? Am I not worthy of number 61? I am a woman! I am independent! I have rights now! I need no men!

So you better obey to me forcing you to listen to what I have to say.

Wooster · 03-01-2011, 10:34 AM

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Originally Posted by Killer Bee

Hell no!

I'm going to punch you in the face.

Before or after you get laid?

Quote:

Originally Posted by Err

lmao!

Heehee

Kiseki · 03-01-2011, 10:35 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by CrackFat

I need no men!

True. Because you have me already <3

Jinchiruuki · 03-01-2011, 10:37 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by CrackFat

lolwut u mad Flotch? Am I not worthy of number 61? I am a woman! I am independent! I have rights now! I need no men!

So you better obey to me forcing you to listen to what I have to say.

Uh lemme think.

Spoiler:

Quote:

Originally Posted by Wooster

Before or after you get laid?

After you get laid off into retirement you dusty old fart!

CrackFat · 03-01-2011, 10:39 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Kiseki

True. Because you have me already <3

'Tis true /puts you in pocket. <666

Quote:

Originally Posted by Killer Bee

Uh lemme think.

Spoiler:

After you get laid off into retirement you dusty old fart!

Men shouldn't think.

I knew it.

Wooster · 03-01-2011, 10:41 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by CrackFat

lolwut u mad Flotch? Am I not worthy of number 61? I am a woman! I am independent! I have rights now! I need no men!

So you better obey to me forcing you to listen to what I have to say.

Indeed, you have interpol cat...for now.

Jinchiruuki · 03-01-2011, 10:44 AM

Added more.

03-01-2011, 10:45 AM

You are an idiot.

Kiseki · 03-01-2011, 10:46 AM

You've seen/touched Jacq's ass?

U PERVERT!

It was only meant for me to see.
What is this Cracky-chan.
I thought we had something speshul going on? D:

CrackFat · 03-01-2011, 10:46 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Wooster

Indeed, you have interpol cat...for now.

Is this referring to interpol cat cheating with my mom?

Oh, and I love the new additions. I guess number 64 is fine too.

03-01-2011, 10:11 AM	#1
Jinchiruuki Non Compos Mentis Join Date: May 2010 Location: Anonymous. Posts: 4,998 Rep Power: 10	A list of things that piss me off/annoy me. 1. Recovering addicts who think the world OWES them "understanding" for what STARTED as a CONSCIOUS DECISION on their part, DESPITE a MILLION warnings. 2. Obligatory small talk. 3. Women in positions of authority who feel they have to "prove" they're "in charge" of men instead of just DOING THE DAMN JOB. 4. Instant messages within the first 60 seconds of my signing on. 5. Improv Jazz. 6. Neckties. 7. "Sauce" from a jar. 8. "Conceptual Performance Art", It's a form of narcissistic, public, ego-masturbation. 9. Unsolicited comments, ESPECIALLY from people OUTSIDE the situation at hand. 10. MAD TV. 11. Parents who treat their kids like "little adults" ie stage moms, etc. 12. Math. 13. People who try to force EVERYONE to live by THEIR personal social codes. 14. Country music 15. Teachers who obviously don't like teaching or kids. 16. Golf. 17. People who try to think TOO deeply about EVERY word I say. 18. People who are intolerant of differences. 19. People who have found something that works for THEM, and try to cram it down EVERYONE'S throat as the "end-all and be-all." 20. People who feign concern just to gather gossip fodder. 21. People who personify their cars. 22. "Ugly American" syndrome, where some Americans feel it's the rest of the world's responsibility to conform to suit THEM. (ie language, customs, moral values, etc) 23. Re-processed rhetoric. 24. "Everybody Loves Raymond" because no, everybody DOESN'T. 25. People who like independent films simply because it's "trendy" to like them. 26. Religious Zealots who feel the need to "show me the light.". 27. People who act as though I HAVE TO make a right turn on a red light. 28. People who have more than the maximum number of items in the express lane. 29. Lying politicians, and people who THINK that's a redundant phrase. 30. The use of the words "Reverse Discrimination." That's called INCLUSION. 31. ILLEGAL (as in underage) Cam Whores, and "people" (ie PEDOPHILES) who "defend" the "rights" of UNDERAGE CHILDREN to expose themselves on the internet. 32. People "in recovery", (ANY recovery) who feel they now have a right/responsibility to preach. 33. "thin skinned" people. 34. Over-used phrases like "cold enough for ya?". 35. Guys that treat nice women like garbage. 36. People who resist change and expect ME to. 37. DRY wines, and people who say I should like them. 38. People who are anti-gun because it's cool to follow the celebrities. 39. People who talk about sex like it's such a BAD thing. 40. People who lack the figurative "balls" they were born with. 41. Bicyclists who ride too far in the car lane. 42. PC (computer people) who say "Macs suck" and only offer "because they do" or old rhetoric as the only reason. 43. When I find out that people have secretly been ASSUMING something untrue about me and never ASKED me just to be sure. 44. People who send out ULTRASOUNDS like family photos. 45. When people run to me and tell me what OTHER people have said. 46. People who just don't get it.. 47. Reverse racism. (people who think that EVERYTHING you do is because of race. I won't dislike you because you are (insert race), I will dislike you because you are an IDIOT so DON'T assume otherwise) 48. Bad "theme TV" channels. (The GOLF channel? ?) 49. Lawn Jockeys. 50. When people see the emotional results of a really traumatic series of events in someone's life and reduce THEIR explanation of it to "he needs to get laid." 51. When people assume I'm available at THEIR whim and don't understand or respect my time off. 52. The Rev. Jesse Jackson. Exactly WHERE IS his "church" and why doesn't he just stay there? 53. Arrogant people who see my FEW attempts at privacy as assaults on their "right to know." 54. Martial Arts "students" who showboat in public. ie "air kata", always kicking the air, picking up umbrellas/sticks etc and pretending they're bokken/bo. 55. Poor hygenic habits. i.e not showering or using deodorant etc. YOU SMELL LIKE SHEET! DO SOMETHIN SO I CAN FREAKIN BREATHE. 56. Women who think they are above all else and expect people to bend over at their every whim. Newsflash..these types of women tend to never amount to anything above a trophy wife. So these types better learn the kitchen layout well. 57. Spoiled brats. 58. Self centered people. 59. Child abuse. 60. When a Mormon or Jahova Witness knocks on my front door at 630am on a weekend when I'm hungover as hell and expects me to sit down with them to listen to their religious rants over a cup of coffee. Next time you bastards do that, I'm going to answer the door naked with depictions of Lucifer and hell drawn on my body along with ketchup all over to make it look like a blood sacrifice. All hail Satan. 61. Hating on a music artist solely because they are mainstream. 62. People who claim to have certain mental issues when they really don't. i.e someone claiming to be schizo, bipolar and use those as excuses for their actions. 63. Woosters face. 64. Jacq-ass. 65. When the stupid effin microwave blows up my leftover pasta from Olive Garden. 66. Rich people who park in handicap spots when they aren't handicapped. 67. People who pretend to know what you talk about when they clearly don't. Or they say they know when they don't. 68. Homie hoppers. (Urbandictionary if you don't know what that is). Will add more. Last edited by Jinchiruuki; 03-01-2011 at 10:47 AM.

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Jinchiruuki Non Compos Mentis Join Date: May 2010 Location: Anonymous. Posts: 4,998 Rep Power: 10	Re: A list of things that piss me off/annoy me. Added more.

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