Joke of the Day

Xibitz360 · 12-22-2010, 11:22 AM

Here you can share jokes with the forum! XD
Or if you like, funny pics!
(keep it appropiate please)

Finish the start

My therapist told me the way to achieve true inner peace is to finish what I start.

So far today, I have finished two bags of chips and a chocolate cake.

I feel better already.

*I hope everyone has a good time!*

Inuyasha · 12-22-2010, 11:25 AM

Justin Beber Jokes

Spoiler:

TheAkatsukiClanPM9999 · 12-22-2010, 11:36 AM

Do you like Fishsticks?

雏田hinata · 12-29-2010, 05:45 AM

there was a concert one day and a man asked the person next to him:
"who is that lady? she sings so terrible!"

the person next to him answered:
"she's my wife"

the man quickly said:
"well, it's not her that sing horrible, it's the song that sounds bad! i can't beleive who could write such a horrible song!"

the person next to him said back:
"i wrote the song..."

"... ..."

雏田hinata · 12-29-2010, 05:47 AM

a kid asked her mom:"why is the bride in white?"
mom:"because it's the happiest day of her life"
the kid :"then why is the groom in black?"
"..."

lolohwd · 12-29-2010, 05:48 AM

after ten years of therapy my therapist said " no hablo ingles"

Xibitz360 · 12-29-2010, 12:22 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by 雏田hinata

there was a concert one day and a man asked the person next to him:
"who is that lady? she sings so terrible!"

the person next to him answered:
"she's my wife"

the man quickly said:
"well, it's not her that sing horrible, it's the song that sounds bad! i can't beleive who could write such a horrible song!"

the person next to him said back:
"i wrote the song..."

"... ..."

Lol....I wouldn't want to be on that man's shoes!!

Quote:

Originally Posted by lolohwd

after ten years of therapy my therapist said " no hablo ingles"

Lol say what?? XD

Why did a hispanic girl failed her english class??......

Because her teacher told her to go ahead and do an ESE!! XD

Raiku · 12-29-2010, 12:37 PM

Your skateboarding down a hill and a wheel falls off, how many pancakes does it take to cover up a doghouse?
Purple because ice cream has no bones.
_________
I know it was the greatest no need for applause

Xibitz360 · 12-29-2010, 11:04 PM

whatchalookinat · 12-29-2010, 11:25 PM

Hey hey, guess what?
YOUR MOM
is my joke of the day.

This ad was brought to you by YOUR DAD.

Xibitz360 · 03-20-2011, 10:50 PM

"Laughing at our mistakes can lengthen our own life. Laughing at someone else's can shorten it."
-- Cullen Hightower

"I am prepared to meet my Maker. Whether my Maker is prepared for the great ordeal of meeting me is another matter."
-- Sir Winston Churchill

"The male is a domestic animal which, if treated with firmness, can be trained to do most things."
-- Jilly Cooper

The Virgin · 03-20-2011, 11:05 PM

three women are competing for the biggest breast competition.

Ms. Germany: i'm the winner because my breast is like the size of a coconut.
Ms. Russia: i win cause mine is the size of a papaya.
Ms. America: i win cause mine is the size of a watermelon
Ms. Philippines: i win cause mine is the size of an apple......

Host: what? an apple? how can you win with that?

Ms. Philippines: mind you that the apple is just my nipple.

Ms. Philippine's wins.

kunoichifan102 · 03-21-2011, 02:55 PM

Did you hear that Selena Gomez is dating Justin Bieber?

I never knew Selena is gay

12-22-2010, 11:22 AM	#1
Xibitz360 The Legendary Master X Join Date: Oct 2010 Location: V & X Private Dimension <3 Posts: 12,233 Rep Power: 23 Member's Picture Albums	Joke of the Day Here you can share jokes with the forum! XD Or if you like, funny pics! (keep it appropiate please) Finish the start My therapist told me the way to achieve true inner peace is to finish what I start. So far today, I have finished two bags of chips and a chocolate cake. I feel better already. I hope everyone has a good time! __________________ To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 10 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. ❤ "Neither the Angels in heaven above, nor the Demons down under the sea, can ever dissever my soul from the soul of the beautiful Annabel Vee" Ich Liebe Dich So Sehr Mein Konigin!! ❤ To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 10 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.

12-22-2010, 11:25 AM	#2
Inuyasha JAFL's Little Helper Join Date: Oct 2009 Location: ............. Posts: 4,264 Rep Power: 8 Member's Picture Albums	Re: Joke of the Day Justin Beber Jokes Spoiler: Justin Bieber’s mother often tells his friends stories of when he was little. The stories are from a few months ago. Whos that girl singing? Oh…Wait…Thats justin beiber I called Justin Bieber gay, and he slapped me with his purse. Yo Usher! Are you coming out tonight? -Nah I’m babysitting Justin Bieber! Most of the Justin’s concert are free because no one is willing to pay for it. Last edited by Inuyasha; 12-22-2010 at 11:30 AM.

12-22-2010, 11:36 AM	#3
TheAkatsukiClanPM9999 Chunin Exam Proctor Join Date: Mar 2010 Location: The Village Hidden in The Shadows. Posts: 1,566 Rep Power: 7	Re: Joke of the Day Do you like Fishsticks? __________________ Spoiler: To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 10 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. 18-0

12-29-2010, 05:45 AM	#4
雏田hinata Genin Join Date: Dec 2010 Location: shanghai china Posts: 367 Rep Power: 6	Re: Joke of the Day there was a concert one day and a man asked the person next to him: "who is that lady? she sings so terrible!" the person next to him answered: "she's my wife" the man quickly said: "well, it's not her that sing horrible, it's the song that sounds bad! i can't beleive who could write such a horrible song!" the person next to him said back: "i wrote the song..." "... ..." __________________ 000000000000000000000000 000000000000000000000000 000000000000000000000000 000000000000000000000000 000000000000000000000000 000000000000000000000000 000000000000000000000000 000000000000000000000000 ---AKATSUKI

12-29-2010, 05:47 AM	#5
雏田hinata Genin Join Date: Dec 2010 Location: shanghai china Posts: 367 Rep Power: 6	Re: Joke of the Day a kid asked her mom:"why is the bride in white?" mom:"because it's the happiest day of her life" the kid :"then why is the groom in black?" "..." __________________ 000000000000000000000000 000000000000000000000000 000000000000000000000000 000000000000000000000000 000000000000000000000000 000000000000000000000000 000000000000000000000000 000000000000000000000000 ---AKATSUKI

12-29-2010, 05:48 AM	#6
lolohwd Special Jonin Candidate Join Date: Apr 2009 Posts: 8,207 Rep Power: 12	Re: Joke of the Day after ten years of therapy my therapist said " no hablo ingles"

12-29-2010, 12:37 PM	#8
Raiku Chunin Exam Proctor Join Date: Jul 2009 Location: The Shadows. Posts: 1,938 Rep Power: 8	Re: Joke of the Day Your skateboarding down a hill and a wheel falls off, how many pancakes does it take to cover up a doghouse? Purple because ice cream has no bones. _________ I know it was the greatest no need for applause __________________ Sing your death song and die like a hero, going home. I'm not asking you to win..I'm asking you not to give up.

12-29-2010, 11:04 PM	#9
Xibitz360 The Legendary Master X Join Date: Oct 2010 Location: V & X Private Dimension <3 Posts: 12,233 Rep Power: 23 Member's Picture Albums	Re: Joke of the Day __________________ To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 10 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. ❤ "Neither the Angels in heaven above, nor the Demons down under the sea, can ever dissever my soul from the soul of the beautiful Annabel Vee" Ich Liebe Dich So Sehr Mein Konigin!! ❤ To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 10 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.

12-29-2010, 11:25 PM	#10
whatchalookinat Freshmen Academy Student Join Date: Dec 2010 Location: Ohio, Village Hidden Among the Clouds Posts: 17 Rep Power: 0	Re: Joke of the Day Hey hey, guess what? YOUR MOM is my joke of the day. This ad was brought to you by YOUR DAD.

03-20-2011, 10:50 PM	#11
Xibitz360 The Legendary Master X Join Date: Oct 2010 Location: V & X Private Dimension <3 Posts: 12,233 Rep Power: 23 Member's Picture Albums	Re: Joke of the Day "Laughing at our mistakes can lengthen our own life. Laughing at someone else's can shorten it." -- Cullen Hightower "I am prepared to meet my Maker. Whether my Maker is prepared for the great ordeal of meeting me is another matter." -- Sir Winston Churchill "The male is a domestic animal which, if treated with firmness, can be trained to do most things." -- Jilly Cooper __________________ To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 10 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. ❤ "Neither the Angels in heaven above, nor the Demons down under the sea, can ever dissever my soul from the soul of the beautiful Annabel Vee" Ich Liebe Dich So Sehr Mein Konigin!! ❤ To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 10 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. Last edited by Xibitz360; 03-21-2011 at 01:44 PM.

03-20-2011, 11:05 PM	#12
The Virgin Genin Join Date: Mar 2011 Location: Cebu, Philippines Posts: 242 Rep Power: 0	Re: Joke of the Day three women are competing for the biggest breast competition. Ms. Germany: i'm the winner because my breast is like the size of a coconut. Ms. Russia: i win cause mine is the size of a papaya. Ms. America: i win cause mine is the size of a watermelon Ms. Philippines: i win cause mine is the size of an apple...... Host: what? an apple? how can you win with that? Ms. Philippines: mind you that the apple is just my nipple. Ms. Philippine's wins.

03-21-2011, 02:55 PM	#13
kunoichifan102 Chunin Exam Proctor Join Date: Jan 2011 Location: in my own little world Posts: 1,544 Rep Power: 5	Re: Joke of the Day Did you hear that Selena Gomez is dating Justin Bieber? I never knew Selena is gay

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