DL and Kuno's Guide to a Happy Dating Life

[Kunoichi]

Originally Posted by Devil's Lawyer

Hey you guys don't knock our hardwork. We wrote this for your benefits so ungrateful.

I know right? We try and help out a bunch of dateless losers and they're all "oh that's all wrong!" yeah well when you all have to take yourself to prom you're gonna be all like "I SHOULDA FALLOWED DA RULES!"

[Devil's Lawyer]

When they are in college crying in their dorm wanking off. They will be thinking I should have read that guide.

[Kunoichi]

Originally Posted by SilentBlade

Last Rule: Never argue with an angry woman, and learn to duck and cover

I meant to talk to you about this comment DL, I think silent has a point.

I believe it should be added the girls guide... well a variation of it atleast.

[zetsu2141]

I am going to go out on a limb but i think both sections have a good deal of fail in their own way not to be mean.

[Devil's Lawyer]

Originally Posted by Kunoichi

I meant to talk to you about this comment DL, I think silent has a point.

I believe it should be added the girls guide... well a variation of it atleast.

Thats more of the boys rule don't you think. I have a better rule. Put you girl in check from time to time. Nothing wrong with using a little force from time to time.
Oh and a follow up rule would be always use body blows on your girl. You don't need to mess up her face. You have to look at that all day.

[sasu_girl]

*shows off curves, cooks amazing 5 star meals, and has mouth sewn shut*

[Devil's Lawyer]

Originally Posted by zetsu2141

I am going to go out on a limb but i think both sections have a good deal of fail in their own way not to be mean.

Only thing failing around here is your love life. Thats if you don't read and follow our guide.

[Devil's Lawyer]

Originally Posted by sasu_girl

*shows off curves, cooks amazing 5 star meals, and has mouth sewn shut*

Thats what I am talking about now go make me a sandwich. Be quick about it.

[sasu_girl]

Originally Posted by Devil's Lawyer

Thats what I am talking about now go make me a sandwich. Be quick about it.

xDDDDD


*makes you sammich in 5 sec*

[Devil's Lawyer]

On a serious note I joke the round about the guide with my girl she punched me in the nuts. I basically told her the samething I told Sasu. She was like stop playing with me.

[sasu_girl]

Originally Posted by Devil's Lawyer

On a serious note I joke the round about the guide with my girl she punched me in the nuts. I basically told her the samething I told Sasu. She was like stop playing with me.

i like to joke around xD

if you expected me to follow that i'd punch you in the face

[Devil's Lawyer]

Originally Posted by sasu_girl

i like to joke around xD

if you expected me to follow that i'd punch you in the face

That is what makes the list so epic. If you say it to a girl you already know whats about to happen.

[Kunoichi]

Originally Posted by Devil's Lawyer

Thats more of the boys rule don't you think. I have a better rule. Put you girl in check from time to time. Nothing wrong with using a little force from time to time.
Oh and a follow up rule would be always use body blows on your girl. You don't need to mess up her face. You have to look at that all day.

pfft, no i'm against this rule, infact i'm making a rule that's the exact opposite. I will put a brief description to further my rule

Originally Posted by sasu_girl

*shows off curves, cooks amazing 5 star meals, and has mouth sewn shut*

Whoa... hey you guys, Sasu just got hotter!

Originally Posted by Devil's Lawyer

On a serious note I joke the round about the guide with my girl she punched me in the nuts. I basically told her the samething I told Sasu. She was like stop playing with me.

I showed it to my boyfriend, do you know what he did? He laughed, kissed my forehead, and said "aww that's my girl, now go make dinner."

[sasu_girl]

Originally Posted by Devil's Lawyer

That is what makes the list so epic. If you say it to a girl you already know whats about to happen.

LOL
as long as you know xD *hugs*

Originally Posted by Kunoichi

pfft, no i'm against this rule, infact i'm making a rule that's the exact opposite. I will put a brief description to further my rule



Whoa... hey you guys, Sasu just got hotter!


I showed it to my boyfriend, do you know what he did? He laughed, kissed my forehead, and said "aww that's my girl, now go make dinner."

sasu's always hott gurl ;D

[Devil's Lawyer]

Originally Posted by Kunoichi

pfft, no i'm against this rule, infact i'm making a rule that's the exact opposite. I will put a brief description to further my rule



Whoa... hey you guys, Sasu just got hotter!


I showed it to my boyfriend, do you know what he did? He laughed, kissed my forehead, and said "aww that's my girl, now go make dinner."

No the rule needs to stand. Just a few blows to the rib cage nothing serious. Just enough so she knows who is boss.

Indeed Sasu has. Must intensify my stalking activities.

He is a man after my own heart.

[lolohwd]

i would never lie so blatantly to a women

im a gentleman.
a pervy gentleman

and i sort of approve this message

[sasu_girl]

i just want my hug back >_>

[Devil's Lawyer]

Originally Posted by sasu_girl

i just want my hug back >_>

Sure. *hugs you* Now shut up and eat the cake

Originally Posted by lolohwd

i would never lie so blatantly to a women

im a gentleman.
a pervy gentleman

and i sort of approve this message

That right follow the guide it will never lead you wrong.

[Kunoichi]

OMG! DL! DL! DL! I have to tell you a story xD

So, a while ago two of my friends were over and for whatever reason we were talking about break ups and which of our exes cried, etc. etc. And my guy walks in the room and the conversation goes like this:

Friend: Hey Kunoichi's Boyfriend, would you cry if she dumped you?
BF: No.
Friend: You wouldn't cry? What would you do?
BF: I'd punch her in the stomach. Just once. Hard.
Me: What?! Why?
BF: For all the Sh-
Then i started laughing nervously because, when he says that.... I know EXACTLY what he's talking about, I remember all the sh- and... I totally deserve to be punched in the stomach for it

[Devil's Lawyer]

Originally Posted by Kunoichi

OMG! DL! DL! DL! I have to tell you a story xD

So, a while ago two of my friends were over and for whatever reason we were talking about break ups and which of our exes cried, etc. etc. And my guy walks in the room and the conversation goes like this:

Friend: Hey Kunoichi's Boyfriend, would you cry if she dumped you?
BF: No.
Friend: You wouldn't cry? What would you do?
BF: I'd punch her in the stomach. Just once. Hard.
Me: What?! Why?
BF: For all the Sh-
Then i started laughing nervously because, when he says that.... I know EXACTLY what he's talking about, I remember all the sh- and... I totally deserve to be punched in the stomach for it

Wow thats pretty funny. You should write him a letter and mail it to him if you break up. Though you play with guns so I doubt it would go that smoothly if he does do it. Though make me think the way you said it you did deserve it.