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Old 10-06-2010, 04:44 AM   #21
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*loud thuding sounds come from the doorway--then I shuffle out carrying a 2x4x2ft box balancing on one hand. I walk over to the counter and place it down carefully with a massive thud. (the box must weigh more than one hundred pounds) I crack an evil grin and gesture to two latches on the front of the box*
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*I walk into bar with a grimace on my face*
"Scotch on the rocks. And I mean fast!"

*Scowls*
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*walks into bar with grimace on face*
Scotch on the rocks. And I mean fast!

*Scowls at the idiots all around*
*glances to the new guy and laughs*
"Now THIS is my kinda guy. Check it out Cloyd."
*fixes the drink and slides it over to the newcomer*
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*loud thudding sounds come from the doorway--then I shuffle out carrying a 2x4x2ft box balancing on one hand. I walk over to the counter and place it down carefully with a massive thud. (the box must weigh more than one hundred pounds) I crack an evil grin and gesture to two latches on the front of the box*
"And what do we have here?"
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"Now THIS is my kinda guy. Check it out Cloyd."
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*glances to the new guy and laughs*
"Now THIS is my kinda guy. Check it out Cloyd."
*fixes the drink and slides it over to the newcomer*
*nods as scotch comes across the bar and downs it in an instant*
"Another!"
*throws a gold coin at you which may just be a Doubloon*
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"And what do we have here?"
*Grins*
"Thought you might like it. It got here a few weeks ago...i just assumed it was yours. That is the M61A2--the big brother of the M61A1. That baby can shoot 6,600 rounds a minute, so keep it on a leach or you'll go poor in a couple days."
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Over they go with snot, slug and monkey head

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*nods as scotch comes across the bar and downs it in an instant*
"Another!"
*throws a gold coin at you which may just be a Doubloon*
*pours another drink, this time with more scotch, and with ice*
"Nice coin...where'd you get it? If your the shifty type, then you don't have to say anything."
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Over they go with snot, slug and monkey head

Cactus is
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*Examines it with a careful eye before standing up and strapping it to his back*
"My back will hate me for this...so will anyone that gets in my way though."
*Sits back down while laughing*
"So what's with the gift? Feeling guilty about that time you had to smack me around in order to sneak into TPR's prison?"
*Chuckles*

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*Raises eyebrow at the newcomer, with a slight grin*
*Looks over*
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*stares for what seem like entirety*
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*pours another drink, this time with more scotch, and with ice*
"Nice coin...where'd you get it? If your the shifty type, then you don't have to say anything."
*takes another glass and sips it slowly, puts on a slight grin*
'Where'd I get it? Ah, the question is would anyone like to help me get more?'
*grin opens up to a toothy smile and then a howling cackle*
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*Examines it with a careful eye before standing up and strapping it to his back*
"My back will hate me for this...so will anyone that get's in my way though."
*Sits back down while laughing*
"So what's with the gift? Feeling guilty about that time you had to smack me around in order to sneak into TPR's prison?"
*Chuckles*
"Hey, hey, hey man. That wasn't my fault and you know it. *chuckles*
"Another beer?"
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*Looks over*
'Grin at me again and you won't be grinning no more.'
*stares for what seem like entirety*
'I am messing with you kid. I like the cut of your jib.'
*Grins before leaning toward Jack*
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"Hey, hey, hey man. That wasn't my fault and you know it. *chuckles*
"Another beer?"
"Well, you certainly seemed to enjoy getting those free hits in"
*Rubs his jaw while chuckling*
"Sure why not."
*Pulls out a small box from his coat, placing it on the counter, grinning all the while*
"Didn't think I would forget about you did you?"

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*Looks over*
'Grin at me again and you won't be grinning no more.'
*stares for what seem like entirety*
'I am messing with you kid. I like the cut of your jib.'

*takes another glass and sips it slowly, puts on a slight grin*
'Where'd I get it? Ah, the question is would anyone like to help me get more?'
*grin opens up to a toothy smile and then a howling cackle*

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"Well, you certainly seemed to enjoy getting those free hits in"
*Rubs his jaw while chuckling*
"Sure why not."
*Pulls out a small box from his coat, placing it on the counter, grinning all the while*
"Didn't think I would forget about you did you?"
"You know I hate surprises...but I'll make an acception this time. *grins*"
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Cows and crows that fly
Over they go with snot, slug and monkey head

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*Grins before leaning toward Jack*
"He seems a little crazy, I like this one."
*Sees the grin*
'What did I say about grins?'
*Pulls out knife Points it at you*
'Heh.'
*puts out hand on the bar at stabs vigorously around fingers. Not a drop of blood is spilled*
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*Sees the grin*
'What did I say about grins?'
*Pulls out knife Points it at you*
'Heh.'
*puts out hand on the bar at stabs vigorously around fingers. Not a drop of blood is spilled*

*looks you over*
'Heh, you couldn't drown a rat in your own spit. I am looking for some one with a little more grit. You know any?'



*points to Cloyd*
"Well with that cannon I just handed over, I'd say he could kill just about anything."
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In and out over thy bed
Cows and crows that fly
Over they go with snot, slug and monkey head

Cactus is
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"Well with that cannon I just handed over, I'd say he could kill just about anything."
'Maybe so, but I need someone I can trust that at least has half the smarts I do. I haven't lived this long by just luck'
*strokes dirty, wispy beard*

'What say you, Grinner?'
*puts knife back in belt*
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"You know I hate surprises...but I'll make an acception this time. *grins*"
*Opens the box to reveal a small strangely shaped Cactus in a pot*
"Yes Jack, it is indeed what you think. It took me forever to grow this in just the right shape."
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*Sees the grin*
'What did I say about grins?'
*Pulls out knife Points it at you*
'Heh.'
*puts out hand on the bar at stabs vigorously around fingers. Not a drop of blood is spilled*
*Whispers to Jack*
If this is another cyborg I will blow up this bar without a second thought, for old times sake if nothing else."
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'Maybe so, but I need someone I can trust that at least has half the smarts I do. I haven't lived this long by just luck'
*strokes dirty, wispy bread*

'What say you, Grinner?'
*puts knife back in belt*
*Turns his head toward you*
"You pose an interesting question, and I could do with a little adventure. What do you purpose?"
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*Whispers to Jack*
If this is another cyborg I will blow up this bar without a second thought, for old times sake if nothing else."
*Chuckles*



*Turns his head toward you*
"You pose an interesting question, and I could do with a little adventure. What do you purpose?"
*Hears the word Cyborg*
Der best no be cyborgs, worthless damned creations. A mockery of all that is good and decent.'

Ah, you interested. Heh. But first I need to see you in action. A trip to Flat Plains for some target practice would do. Some fellas I need to settle a score with first.'
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*Opens the box to reveal a small strangely shaped Cactus in a pot*
"Yes Jack, it is indeed what you think. It took me forever to grow this in just the right shape."
*Chuckles*
"Bob?"
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*Whispers to Jack*
If this is another cyborg I will blow up this bar without a second thought, for old times sake if nothing else."
*Chuckles*
"Well I would rather you not.
*grins*
"You know what I have in the back room just as well as I do...
"
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Over they go with snot, slug and monkey head

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Der best no be cyborgs, worthless damned creations. A mockery of all that is good and decent.'
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In and out over thy bed
Cows and crows that fly
Over they go with snot, slug and monkey head

Cactus is
Floating so high
Vorn is there but he will sigh
Not jerk, clearly you jest
With denial of fault truly a lie

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Hey Wheezy! You got a six shooter? And don't play me for a fool. I want a barrel as long as the day is long. Sure, I rather slip a knife between the ribs of any crack head than make a ruckus. But when I shoot I want to hit my mark, not shoot off some noise makers. You understand?'
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