The Cactus Hut - Page 2

Cactus · 10-06-2010, 04:44 AM

*loud thuding sounds come from the doorway--then I shuffle out carrying a 2x4x2ft box balancing on one hand. I walk over to the counter and place it down carefully with a massive thud. (the box must weigh more than one hundred pounds) I crack an evil grin and gesture to two latches on the front of the box*

Wooster · 10-07-2010, 08:22 PM

*I walk into bar with a grimace on my face*
"Scotch on the rocks. And I mean fast!"

*Scowls*

Cactus · 10-07-2010, 08:24 PM

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Originally Posted by Wooster

*walks into bar with grimace on face*
Scotch on the rocks. And I mean fast!

*Scowls at the idiots all around*

*glances to the new guy and laughs*
"Now THIS is my kinda guy. Check it out Cloyd."
*fixes the drink and slides it over to the newcomer*

Vornmusion · 10-07-2010, 08:27 PM

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Originally Posted by Cactus

*loud thudding sounds come from the doorway--then I shuffle out carrying a 2x4x2ft box balancing on one hand. I walk over to the counter and place it down carefully with a massive thud. (the box must weigh more than one hundred pounds) I crack an evil grin and gesture to two latches on the front of the box*

"And what do we have here?"
*Grins*

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Originally Posted by Cactus

*glances to the new guy and laughs*
"Now THIS is my kinda guy. Check it out Cloyd."
*fixes the drink and slides it over to the newcomer*

*Raises eyebrow at the newcomer, with a slight grin*

Wooster · 10-07-2010, 08:29 PM

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Originally Posted by Cactus

*glances to the new guy and laughs*
"Now THIS is my kinda guy. Check it out Cloyd."
*fixes the drink and slides it over to the newcomer*

*nods as scotch comes across the bar and downs it in an instant*
"Another!"
*throws a gold coin at you which may just be a Doubloon*

Cactus · 10-07-2010, 08:33 PM

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Originally Posted by Vornmusion

"And what do we have here?"
*Grins*

"Thought you might like it. It got here a few weeks ago...i just assumed it was yours. That is the M61A2--the big brother of the M61A1. That baby can shoot 6,600 rounds a minute, so keep it on a leach or you'll go poor in a couple days."

Cactus · 10-07-2010, 08:36 PM

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Originally Posted by Wooster

*nods as scotch comes across the bar and downs it in an instant*
"Another!"
*throws a gold coin at you which may just be a Doubloon*

*pours another drink, this time with more scotch, and with ice*
"Nice coin...where'd you get it? If your the shifty type, then you don't have to say anything."

Vornmusion · 10-07-2010, 08:40 PM

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Originally Posted by Cactus

"Thought you might like it. It got here a few weeks ago...i just assumed it was yours. That is the M61A2--the big brother of the M61A1. That baby can shoot 6,600 rounds a minute, so keep it on a leach or you'll go poor in a couple days."

*Examines it with a careful eye before standing up and strapping it to his back*
"My back will hate me for this...so will anyone that gets in my way though."
*Sits back down while laughing*
"So what's with the gift? Feeling guilty about that time you had to smack me around in order to sneak into TPR's prison?"
*Chuckles*

Wooster · 10-07-2010, 08:44 PM

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Originally Posted by Vornmusion

*Raises eyebrow at the newcomer, with a slight grin*

*Looks over*
'Grin at me again and you won't be grinning no more.'
*stares for what seem like entirety*
'I am messing with you kid. I like the cut of your jib.'

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Originally Posted by Cactus

*pours another drink, this time with more scotch, and with ice*
"Nice coin...where'd you get it? If your the shifty type, then you don't have to say anything."

*takes another glass and sips it slowly, puts on a slight grin*
'Where'd I get it? Ah, the question is would anyone like to help me get more?'
*grin opens up to a toothy smile and then a howling cackle*

Cactus · 10-07-2010, 08:47 PM

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Originally Posted by Vornmusion

*Examines it with a careful eye before standing up and strapping it to his back*
"My back will hate me for this...so will anyone that get's in my way though."
*Sits back down while laughing*
"So what's with the gift? Feeling guilty about that time you had to smack me around in order to sneak into TPR's prison?"
*Chuckles*

"Hey, hey, hey man. That wasn't my fault and you know it. *chuckles*
"Another beer?"

Vornmusion · 10-07-2010, 08:49 PM

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Originally Posted by Wooster

*Looks over*
'Grin at me again and you won't be grinning no more.'
*stares for what seem like entirety*
'I am messing with you kid. I like the cut of your jib.'

*Grins before leaning toward Jack*
"He seems a little crazy, I like this one."

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Originally Posted by Cactus

"Hey, hey, hey man. That wasn't my fault and you know it. *chuckles*
"Another beer?"

"Well, you certainly seemed to enjoy getting those free hits in"
*Rubs his jaw while chuckling*
"Sure why not."
*Pulls out a small box from his coat, placing it on the counter, grinning all the while*
"Didn't think I would forget about you did you?"

Cactus · 10-07-2010, 08:54 PM

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Originally Posted by Wooster

*Looks over*
'Grin at me again and you won't be grinning no more.'
*stares for what seem like entirety*
'I am messing with you kid. I like the cut of your jib.'

*takes another glass and sips it slowly, puts on a slight grin*
'Where'd I get it? Ah, the question is would anyone like to help me get more?'
*grin opens up to a toothy smile and then a howling cackle*

"Go on...I'm listening."

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Originally Posted by Vornmusion

"Well, you certainly seemed to enjoy getting those free hits in"
*Rubs his jaw while chuckling*
"Sure why not."
*Pulls out a small box from his coat, placing it on the counter, grinning all the while*
"Didn't think I would forget about you did you?"

"You know I hate surprises...but I'll make an acception this time. *grins*"

Wooster · 10-07-2010, 08:58 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Vornmusion

*Grins before leaning toward Jack*
"He seems a little crazy, I like this one."

*Sees the grin*
'What did I say about grins?'
*Pulls out knife Points it at you*
'Heh.'
*puts out hand on the bar at stabs vigorously around fingers. Not a drop of blood is spilled*

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Originally Posted by Cactus

"Go on...I'm listening."

*looks you over*
'Heh, you couldn't drown a rat in your own spit. I am looking for some one with a little more grit. You know any?'

Cactus · 10-07-2010, 09:04 PM

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Originally Posted by Wooster

*Sees the grin*
'What did I say about grins?'
*Pulls out knife Points it at you*
'Heh.'
*puts out hand on the bar at stabs vigorously around fingers. Not a drop of blood is spilled*

*looks you over*
'Heh, you couldn't drown a rat in your own spit. I am looking for some one with a little more grit. You know any?'

*points to Cloyd*
"Well with that cannon I just handed over, I'd say he could kill just about anything."

Wooster · 10-07-2010, 09:08 PM

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Originally Posted by Cactus

*points to Cloyd*
"Well with that cannon I just handed over, I'd say he could kill just about anything."

'Maybe so, but I need someone I can trust that at least has half the smarts I do. I haven't lived this long by just luck'
*strokes dirty, wispy beard*

'What say you, Grinner?'
*puts knife back in belt*

Vornmusion · 10-07-2010, 09:29 PM

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Originally Posted by Cactus

"You know I hate surprises...but I'll make an acception this time. *grins*"

*Opens the box to reveal a small strangely shaped Cactus in a pot*
"Yes Jack, it is indeed what you think. It took me forever to grow this in just the right shape."
*Chuckles*

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Originally Posted by Wooster

*Sees the grin*
'What did I say about grins?'
*Pulls out knife Points it at you*
'Heh.'
*puts out hand on the bar at stabs vigorously around fingers. Not a drop of blood is spilled*

*Whispers to Jack*
If this is another cyborg I will blow up this bar without a second thought, for old times sake if nothing else."
*Chuckles*

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Originally Posted by Wooster

'Maybe so, but I need someone I can trust that at least has half the smarts I do. I haven't lived this long by just luck'
*strokes dirty, wispy bread*

'What say you, Grinner?'
*puts knife back in belt*

*Turns his head toward you*
"You pose an interesting question, and I could do with a little adventure. What do you purpose?"

Wooster · 10-07-2010, 09:35 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Vornmusion

*Whispers to Jack*
If this is another cyborg I will blow up this bar without a second thought, for old times sake if nothing else."
*Chuckles*

*Turns his head toward you*
"You pose an interesting question, and I could do with a little adventure. What do you purpose?"

*Hears the word Cyborg*
Der best no be cyborgs, worthless damned creations. A mockery of all that is good and decent.'

Ah, you interested. Heh. But first I need to see you in action. A trip to Flat Plains for some target practice would do. Some fellas I need to settle a score with first.'

Cactus · 10-07-2010, 09:37 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Vornmusion

*Opens the box to reveal a small strangely shaped Cactus in a pot*
"Yes Jack, it is indeed what you think. It took me forever to grow this in just the right shape."
*Chuckles*

"Bob?"
*tears*

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Originally Posted by Vornmusion

*Whispers to Jack*
If this is another cyborg I will blow up this bar without a second thought, for old times sake if nothing else."
*Chuckles*

"Well I would rather you not.
*grins*
"You know what I have in the back room just as well as I do..."

Cactus · 10-07-2010, 09:39 PM

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Originally Posted by Wooster

*Hears the word Cyborg*
Der best no be cyborgs, worthless damned creations. A mockery of all that is good and decent.'

*clears throat*

Wooster · 10-07-2010, 09:52 PM

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Originally Posted by Cactus

*clears throat*

Hey Wheezy! You got a six shooter? And don't play me for a fool. I want a barrel as long as the day is long. Sure, I rather slip a knife between the ribs of any crack head than make a ruckus. But when I shoot I want to hit my mark, not shoot off some noise makers. You understand?'
*pulls out another Doubloon and twirls it between my fingers*

10-06-2010, 04:44 AM	#21
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