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Old 04-14-2010, 08:13 PM   #1
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Post about what you think goes on in AK behind the scenes!

I think they play chess and have parties O.o
They play pin the tail on the Jinchuuriki....

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Old 04-15-2010, 11:28 AM   #2
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Old 04-15-2010, 12:04 PM   #3
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Old 04-15-2010, 12:10 PM   #4
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pin the tail on the jinchuuriki. thts hilarious, yo
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Old 04-19-2010, 02:51 PM   #5
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They play pin the tail on the jinchuuriki, pin the ponytail on the hotheaded blond boy, get drunk, torture Deidara, yell at Tobi, question Deidara's sexuality, watch movies, and get bossed around by Pein.. Oh, and try to catch glimpses of Konan in the shower XD
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i thk there paint there nails and go shopping....
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i think they take turns torchering each other when there bored.and they all try to get koan to like them then they play run for you f***ing life from pein! LOL
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Old 07-14-2010, 06:07 PM   #8
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Wow old thread got revived o.o that's rare
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Old 07-14-2010, 07:31 PM   #9
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They probably have their own activities....

Sasori got his puppets and crafting them.
Hidan got his daily Jashin worship session and praying as well offering and ritual.
Kakuzu got his sewing and heart collecting(probably with Hidan).
Deidara got his clay and art.
Itachi just hangs out with Kisame.
Kisame hangs out with Itachi.
Tobi....probably hangs out with Deidara and if plot his schemes.
Konan got her origami and Pain..
Pain is he leader and is very busy planning the meetings and etc...plus Konan.
Zetsu...I have no idea what the hell he does...

Anyway they probably hang out together occasionally....the omakes can give us hints how the Akatsuki acts when no on missions...I mean every villian organization got to have an life....
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Old 07-14-2010, 07:38 PM   #10
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i thk there paint there nails and go shopping....
And afterwards they go skipping through the park holding hands and singing songs, right before they rescue a basketfull of kittens of course.
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I think that they would probly be bored and play pranks on each other and film Tobi trying to spell his name....LOL!
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Party theory:

Drunken Nagato: Pfft! Animal, I dare you to make out with Konan!
Animal Path: ... Ok
Drunken Nagato: Fawesome!
Konan: /Makes out with Animal path while other male members cheer.
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Sasori crafts pinatas for their get togethers when they get drunk and attempt to smash them. Unfortunately many of them arrive late and Sasori gets pissed-off, to which Tobi says, "Better to be pissed-off than pissed-on."
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Omfg i just had a vishion of the akatsuki all huging and screeming at the top of there lungs i love beer!
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Somebody should make a flash video called "The Day in the Life of the Akatsuki".

Day 1: Newbie
Setting: The Akatsuki Hideout
Pain: Hey everyone Im here. For today's meeting Im here to welcome our tenth member Tobi.
Tobi: HI EVERYONE!!
Everyone: HI TOBI!!!
Pain: Okay so lets Tobi feel right at home...okay dismiss.
*Everyone dismisses and Pain & Konan leaves*
Kisame: Hey Itachi that new guy wont last a week here in a day he might be anothr victim of Kakuzu's crappy lame ass jokes.
Kakuzu: Hey I heard that!!!*Pulls out a childs joke book and starts reading*...I'LL SHOW YOU FUNNY!!.....Why did the chicken cross the road...........TO GET TO THE OTHER SIDE!!! HAHAHAHAH!!! haaahhh.....huh I made a funny.
Tobi:*To Deidara* Hi do you want to be my friend?
Deidara: No Tobi I dont want to be your friend.
*Tobi walks to Sasori*
Tobi: Hey do you...
Sasori: No Tobi I dont want to be your friend either unless if you wanna die.
Tobi: OKAY!!!
DeidaraMan he pisses me off already).
*Tobi is walking up to Hidan*
Sasori:*In horror*O.o OH SH*T!!! TOBI NO!!!
*Tobi stops*
Deidara: FOOL DO YOU WANT TO UPSET HIDAN?!
Tobi: Oh come why cant I atleast..
Deidara: You idiot if you upset Hidan while hes praying he'll stab himself again.
Tobi: Soooo...
Sasori: Do you have any idea how disturbing that is especially when hes acting like a maniac and when hes really enjoying it?
Tobi: How is that bad?
*Deidara walks up to Tobi and put his hands on his shoulders and made Tobi walk with him*
Deidara: Tobi listen...you know how good it feels when you whack your doodle and you get that sweet ectasy feeling?
*Tobi nods really fast*
Deidara: Well to Hidan stabbing himself is his version of jerking off.
Sasori:*makes creepy horror face* AND HE REALLY ENJOYS IT.
Deidara:*makes creepy horror face too* TO THE POINT THAT HE STARTS MAKING MOANING SOUNDS AND STARTS LAUGHING LIKE A PHSYCOPATH.
*Sasori & Deidara has flashback of a shadow of Hidan reflecting off the walls laughing with a stake knife in his gut and all of the other Akatsuki members(except Pain & Konan) crouched in a corner whimpering in horror and fear*
Deidara:*Really frantic* Dont make us go through that again Tobi!!!
Sasori:*Grossed out face* I lost my appetite for an month.
*Deidara & Sasori panics while staring at Hidan praying in frantic horror*
Tobi: Ooookkaaayyyy....
*Itachi & Kisame comes up to Tobi*
Itachi: Hey Tobi I have some valuale info if you want to survive here.
Kisame: Listen up noob.
Itachi: First off see that crazy guy over there*looks at Hidan praying* He is Hidan and do not f*** with him if you wanna live. Second see him*looks at Kakuzu reading a joke book* He is Kakuzu you must always laugh at his jokes no matter how corny they are and TRUST ME THEY ARE REALLY CORNY & CHESSY.
Kisame: I've seen too many newcomers like you die for not laughing at his jokes.
Itachi: Also see him*looks at Deidara* Dont annoy him.
Kisame: All newbies makes that mistake of annoying Deidara and many of them we had to clean up their splattered body parts over the hideout.
ItachI: However we can make fun of his gender by calling him a girl but you cant we can just not you. Let me repeat we can mess with Deidara just not you.
Tobi: Whhyyyy noot?
Kisame: What your kidding me? Your a noob if you make fun of Deidara he'll point you out and blow you pieces.
Itachi: And do you see that guy next to him*points to Sasori* Dont mess with him.
Kisame: Unless if you want to be his next hand puppet like the past 115 newbies.
Tobi: Is that all?
Itachi: Well actually there is Konan.
Kisame: Oh I wouldnt worry about her the worst she can do is give you major paper cut.
Itachi: Unless if your a horny perverted moron like newbie #406.
Tobi: What happened to 406?
Kisame: She lopped off his ding dong faster than Deidara can say "hah".
Tobi: Oh WOOOWWWW...
Itachi: Other than your cool with us.
Kisame: Yeah WE wont kill you.
Itachi: But dont come crying to us if your screaming in pain if Sasori is ripping out your guts, Deidara is blowing you up, Kakuzu is ripping out your heart from your chest, Hidan is stabbing you, or if Konan is PMSing and your the only one there to listen to here b*tch.
Tobi: So where cool?.....Is that all.
Itachi:*looks at Kisame*....well there was OROchimaru.
Kisame: But you dont need to worry about him.
Tobi: What about him?
Itachi: Lets just say that their is a reason why we kicked him out of the Akatsuki.
Kisame: Trust me you dont want to know.
Tobi: O..o..okay. THANKS FRIENDS!!! BYE!!!
*Tobi skips away*
Kisame: Hey Itachi I bet he wont last 3 days here.
Itachi: Oh come on Kisame lets give him some credit.....I say atleast a week.
*Zetsu appears*
White Zetsu: Well I bet he will last here for a long time in fact I bet he will be the next leader after our current leader is beaten by some obnoxious teenager and then he will wage war on the whole world and become invincible.
Itachi:................
Kisame:................
*Kisame & Itachi suddenly bursts into laughter and starts rolling on the floor*
Itachi: HIM!! LEADER!! CLASSIC!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!
Kisame: OH THAT IS MORE FUNNIER THAN HOW KAKUZU'S JOKES ARE NOT FUNNY!!!
*They stop laughing*
Itachi: Hah...I needed that.
Kisame: Well see you later Zetsu.
*Itachi & Kisame walks away still laughing*
White Zetsu:................
Black Zetsu: Ass-holes.
*Meanwhile someplace else*
Konan: So Pain what do you think about the new recruit Tobi?
Pain: Hah! I give him 4 days before hes rumaging in your panties and bras or suffer a cruel death beneath the hands of Deidara for being a perv.
Konan:..........True thats how #405, 302, 132, 324, 109, & 259 went.
Pain: Lets not forget #506 & 607.
Konan:.....What number is Tobi?
Pain: #999...Man we go through recruits faster than used diapers.
Konan: Well if Tobi doesnt work out I guess 1000 is worth the charm.
Pain: Hmph...I hope hes better than the last guys.
Konan: Pain how did the other recruits die?
Pain: Well most of them were killed by Sasori, Deidara, Kakuzu, and Hidan, eaten by Zetsu, and a lot of the young males were rapped by Orochimaru before we kicked him out for bringing little boys to our hidden bases and oh tried to rape Itachi's body with his freaky snake antics.
Konan: Wowwwww.......
Pain: Yup.....

Day 1 END

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Pain: In his freetime, he might be writing "Lord of The Shinobi"
Konan: She practices acting, to become the new main character in "The Office"
Zetsu: Cries on a large rock at the sea "He called me aloe vera! WHY?"
Itachi: Hangs out with Marada. They're cosplaying Hidan and Kakazu.
Tobi: Makes Deidara fanart and has his fav poster above his bed.
Kisame: Joins Tobi on fanartism, but has an Itachi poster instead.
Deidara: Sneaks into Sasori's bedroom every night to see the real Sasori.
Sasori: Is considering making Deidara into a puppet, to do "stuff" with it.
Hidan: Changes the color of his stitch in his neck. "Kakuzu has no taste!"
Kakuzu: Has his own Casino and kills you if you don't come in and play.
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Somebody should make a flash video called "The Day in the Life of the Akatsuki".

Day 1: Newbie
Setting: The Akatsuki Hideout
Pain: Hey everyone Im here. For today's meeting Im here to welcome our tenth member Tobi.
Tobi: HI EVERYONE!!
Everyone: HI TOBI!!!
Pain: Okay so lets Tobi feel right at home...okay dismiss.
*Everyone dismisses and Pain & Konan leaves*
Kisame: Hey Itachi that new guy wont last a week here in a day he might be anothr victim of Kakuzu's crappy lame ass jokes.
Kakuzu: Hey I heard that!!!*Pulls out a childs joke book and starts reading*...I'LL SHOW YOU FUNNY!!.....Why did the chicken cross the road...........TO GET TO THE OTHER SIDE!!! HAHAHAHAH!!! haaahhh.....huh I made a funny.
Tobi:*To Deidara* Hi do you want to be my friend?
Deidara: No Tobi I dont want to be your friend.
*Tobi walks to Sasori*
Tobi: Hey do you...
Sasori: No Tobi I dont want to be your friend either unless if you wanna die.
Tobi: OKAY!!!
DeidaraMan he pisses me off already).
*Tobi is walking up to Hidan*
Sasori:*In horror*O.o OH SH*T!!! TOBI NO!!!
*Tobi stops*
Deidara: FOOL DO YOU WANT TO UPSET HIDAN?!
Tobi: Oh come why cant I atleast..
Deidara: You idiot if you upset Hidan while hes praying he'll stab himself again.
Tobi: Soooo...
Sasori: Do you have any idea how disturbing that is especially when hes acting like a maniac and when hes really enjoying it?
Tobi: How is that bad?
*Deidara walks up to Tobi and put his hands on his shoulders and made Tobi walk with him*
Deidara: Tobi listen...you know how good it feels when you whack your doodle and you get that sweet ectasy feeling?
*Tobi nods really fast*
Deidara: Well to Hidan stabbing himself is his version of jerking off.
Sasori:*makes creepy horror face* AND HE REALLY ENJOYS IT.
Deidara:*makes creepy horror face too* TO THE POINT THAT HE STARTS MAKING MOANING SOUNDS AND STARTS LAUGHING LIKE A PHSYCOPATH.
*Sasori & Deidara has flashback of a shadow of Hidan reflecting off the walls laughing with a stake knife in his gut and all of the other Akatsuki members(except Pain & Konan) crouched in a corner whimpering in horror and fear*
Deidara:*Really frantic* Dont make us go through that again Tobi!!!
Sasori:*Grossed out face* I lost my appetite for an month.
*Deidara & Sasori panics while staring at Hidan praying in frantic horror*
Tobi: Ooookkaaayyyy....
*Itachi & Kisame comes up to Tobi*
Itachi: Hey Tobi I have some valuale info if you want to survive here.
Kisame: Listen up noob.
Itachi: First off see that crazy guy over there*looks at Hidan praying* He is Hidan and do not f*** with him if you wanna live. Second see him*looks at Kakuzu reading a joke book* He is Kakuzu you must always laugh at his jokes no matter how corny they are and TRUST ME THEY ARE REALLY CORNY & CHESSY.
Kisame: I've seen too many newcomers like you die for not laughing at his jokes.
Itachi: Also see him*looks at Deidara* Dont annoy him.
Kisame: All newbies makes that mistake of annoying Deidara and many of them we had to clean up their splattered body parts over the hideout.
ItachI: However we can make fun of his gender by calling him a girl but you cant we can just not you. Let me repeat we can mess with Deidara just not you.
Tobi: Whhyyyy noot?
Kisame: What your kidding me? Your a noob if you make fun of Deidara he'll point you out and blow you pieces.
Itachi: And do you see that guy next to him*points to Sasori* Dont mess with him.
Kisame: Unless if you want to be his next hand puppet like the past 115 newbies.
Tobi: Is that all?
Itachi: Well actually there is Konan.
Kisame: Oh I wouldnt worry about her the worst she can do is give you major paper cut.
Itachi: Unless if your a horny perverted moron like newbie #406.
Tobi: What happened to 406?
Kisame: She lopped off his ding dong faster than Deidara can say "hah".
Tobi: Oh WOOOWWWW...
Itachi: Other than your cool with us.
Kisame: Yeah WE wont kill you.
Itachi: But dont come crying to us if your screaming in pain if Sasori is ripping out your guts, Deidara is blowing you up, Kakuzu is ripping out your heart from your chest, Hidan is stabbing you, or if Konan is PMSing and your the only one there to listen to here b*tch.
Tobi: So where cool?.....Is that all.
Itachi:*looks at Kisame*....well there was OROchimaru.
Kisame: But you dont need to worry about him.
Tobi: What about him?
Itachi: Lets just say that their is a reason why we kicked him out of the Akatsuki.
Kisame: Trust me you dont want to know.
Tobi: O..o..okay. THANKS FRIENDS!!! BYE!!!
*Tobi skips away*
Kisame: Hey Itachi I bet he wont last 3 days here.
Itachi: Oh come on Kisame lets give him some credit.....I say atleast a week.
*Zetsu appears*
White Zetsu: Well I bet he will last here for a long time in fact I bet he will be the next leader after our current leader is beaten by some obnoxious teenager and then he will wage war on the whole world and become invincible.
Itachi:................
Kisame:................
*Kisame & Itachi suddenly bursts into laughter and starts rolling on the floor*
Itachi: HIM!! LEADER!! CLASSIC!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!
Kisame: OH THAT IS MORE FUNNIER THAN HOW KAKUZU'S JOKES ARE NOT FUNNY!!!
*They stop laughing*
Itachi: Hah...I needed that.
Kisame: Well see you later Zetsu.
*Itachi & Kisame walks away still laughing*
White Zetsu:................
Black Zetsu: Ass-holes.
*Meanwhile someplace else*
Konan: So Pain what do you think about the new recruit Tobi?
Pain: Hah! I give him 4 days before hes rumaging in your panties and bras or suffer a cruel death beneath the hands of Deidara for being a perv.
Konan:..........True thats how #405, 302, 132, 324, 109, & 259 went.
Pain: Lets not forget #506 & 607.
Konan:.....What number is Tobi?
Pain: #999...Man we go through recruits faster than used diapers.
Konan: Well if Tobi doesnt work out I guess 1000 is worth the charm.
Pain: Hmph...I hope hes better than the last guys.
Konan: Pain how did the other recruits die?
Pain: Well most of them were killed by Sasori, Deidara, Kakuzu, and Hidan, eaten by Zetsu, and a lot of the young males were rapped by Orochimaru before we kicked him out for bringing little boys to our hidden bases and oh tried to rape Itachi's body with his freaky snake antics.
Konan: Wowwwww.......
Pain: Yup.....

Day 1 END

Next issue in "The Day in the Life of the Akatsuki" Day 2: The Wrath of Jashin.
A bit unrealistic since Pain and Konan know that Tobi/Madara is the real leader
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A bit unrealistic since Pain and Konan know that Tobi/Madara is the real leader
Thats why its fanfic........douche. Plus they dont learn Tobi is Madara til later.
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Somebody should make a flash video called "The Day in the Life of the Akatsuki".

Day 1: Newbie
Setting: The Akatsuki Hideout
Pain: Hey everyone Im here. For today's meeting Im here to welcome our tenth member Tobi.
Tobi: HI EVERYONE!!
Everyone: HI TOBI!!!
Pain: Okay so lets Tobi feel right at home...okay dismiss.
*Everyone dismisses and Pain & Konan leaves*
Kisame: Hey Itachi that new guy wont last a week here in a day he might be anothr victim of Kakuzu's crappy lame ass jokes.
Kakuzu: Hey I heard that!!!*Pulls out a childs joke book and starts reading*...I'LL SHOW YOU FUNNY!!.....Why did the chicken cross the road...........TO GET TO THE OTHER SIDE!!! HAHAHAHAH!!! haaahhh.....huh I made a funny.
Tobi:*To Deidara* Hi do you want to be my friend?
Deidara: No Tobi I dont want to be your friend.
*Tobi walks to Sasori*
Tobi: Hey do you...
Sasori: No Tobi I dont want to be your friend either unless if you wanna die.
Tobi: OKAY!!!
DeidaraMan he pisses me off already).
*Tobi is walking up to Hidan*
Sasori:*In horror*O.o OH SH*T!!! TOBI NO!!!
*Tobi stops*
Deidara: FOOL DO YOU WANT TO UPSET HIDAN?!
Tobi: Oh come why cant I atleast..
Deidara: You idiot if you upset Hidan while hes praying he'll stab himself again.
Tobi: Soooo...
Sasori: Do you have any idea how disturbing that is especially when hes acting like a maniac and when hes really enjoying it?
Tobi: How is that bad?
*Deidara walks up to Tobi and put his hands on his shoulders and made Tobi walk with him*
Deidara: Tobi listen...you know how good it feels when you whack your doodle and you get that sweet ectasy feeling?
*Tobi nods really fast*
Deidara: Well to Hidan stabbing himself is his version of jerking off.
Sasori:*makes creepy horror face* AND HE REALLY ENJOYS IT.
Deidara:*makes creepy horror face too* TO THE POINT THAT HE STARTS MAKING MOANING SOUNDS AND STARTS LAUGHING LIKE A PHSYCOPATH.
*Sasori & Deidara has flashback of a shadow of Hidan reflecting off the walls laughing with a stake knife in his gut and all of the other Akatsuki members(except Pain & Konan) crouched in a corner whimpering in horror and fear*
Deidara:*Really frantic* Dont make us go through that again Tobi!!!
Sasori:*Grossed out face* I lost my appetite for an month.
*Deidara & Sasori panics while staring at Hidan praying in frantic horror*
Tobi: Ooookkaaayyyy....
*Itachi & Kisame comes up to Tobi*
Itachi: Hey Tobi I have some valuale info if you want to survive here.
Kisame: Listen up noob.
Itachi: First off see that crazy guy over there*looks at Hidan praying* He is Hidan and do not f*** with him if you wanna live. Second see him*looks at Kakuzu reading a joke book* He is Kakuzu you must always laugh at his jokes no matter how corny they are and TRUST ME THEY ARE REALLY CORNY & CHESSY.
Kisame: I've seen too many newcomers like you die for not laughing at his jokes.
Itachi: Also see him*looks at Deidara* Dont annoy him.
Kisame: All newbies makes that mistake of annoying Deidara and many of them we had to clean up their splattered body parts over the hideout.
ItachI: However we can make fun of his gender by calling him a girl but you cant we can just not you. Let me repeat we can mess with Deidara just not you.
Tobi: Whhyyyy noot?
Kisame: What your kidding me? Your a noob if you make fun of Deidara he'll point you out and blow you pieces.
Itachi: And do you see that guy next to him*points to Sasori* Dont mess with him.
Kisame: Unless if you want to be his next hand puppet like the past 115 newbies.
Tobi: Is that all?
Itachi: Well actually there is Konan.
Kisame: Oh I wouldnt worry about her the worst she can do is give you major paper cut.
Itachi: Unless if your a horny perverted moron like newbie #406.
Tobi: What happened to 406?
Kisame: She lopped off his ding dong faster than Deidara can say "hah".
Tobi: Oh WOOOWWWW...
Itachi: Other than your cool with us.
Kisame: Yeah WE wont kill you.
Itachi: But dont come crying to us if your screaming in pain if Sasori is ripping out your guts, Deidara is blowing you up, Kakuzu is ripping out your heart from your chest, Hidan is stabbing you, or if Konan is PMSing and your the only one there to listen to here b*tch.
Tobi: So where cool?.....Is that all.
Itachi:*looks at Kisame*....well there was OROchimaru.
Kisame: But you dont need to worry about him.
Tobi: What about him?
Itachi: Lets just say that their is a reason why we kicked him out of the Akatsuki.
Kisame: Trust me you dont want to know.
Tobi: O..o..okay. THANKS FRIENDS!!! BYE!!!
*Tobi skips away*
Kisame: Hey Itachi I bet he wont last 3 days here.
Itachi: Oh come on Kisame lets give him some credit.....I say atleast a week.
*Zetsu appears*
White Zetsu: Well I bet he will last here for a long time in fact I bet he will be the next leader after our current leader is beaten by some obnoxious teenager and then he will wage war on the whole world and become invincible.
Itachi:................
Kisame:................
*Kisame & Itachi suddenly bursts into laughter and starts rolling on the floor*
Itachi: HIM!! LEADER!! CLASSIC!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!
Kisame: OH THAT IS MORE FUNNIER THAN HOW KAKUZU'S JOKES ARE NOT FUNNY!!!
*They stop laughing*
Itachi: Hah...I needed that.
Kisame: Well see you later Zetsu.
*Itachi & Kisame walks away still laughing*
White Zetsu:................
Black Zetsu: Ass-holes.
*Meanwhile someplace else*
Konan: So Pain what do you think about the new recruit Tobi?
Pain: Hah! I give him 4 days before hes rumaging in your panties and bras or suffer a cruel death beneath the hands of Deidara for being a perv.
Konan:..........True thats how #405, 302, 132, 324, 109, & 259 went.
Pain: Lets not forget #506 & 607.
Konan:.....What number is Tobi?
Pain: #999...Man we go through recruits faster than used diapers.
Konan: Well if Tobi doesnt work out I guess 1000 is worth the charm.
Pain: Hmph...I hope hes better than the last guys.
Konan: Pain how did the other recruits die?
Pain: Well most of them were killed by Sasori, Deidara, Kakuzu, and Hidan, eaten by Zetsu, and a lot of the young males were rapped by Orochimaru before we kicked him out for bringing little boys to our hidden bases and oh tried to rape Itachi's body with his freaky snake antics.
Konan: Wowwwww.......
Pain: Yup.....

Day 1 END

Next issue in "The Day in the Life of the Akatsuki" Day 2: The Wrath of Jashin.
cant wait to read the second one
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