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Jakropha · 07-02-2010, 08:33 AM

I just had a random thought and though I should expand it to see how truely insane I really am

It all starts after Obito gets crushed

Obito is in pain while boulders are falling on him.

And old wrinkly guy comes into view telekinetically pulling the boulders off of him.

He is then taken to a facility near the site where he almost died and then got the right side of his body replaced by robotic parts. He then gets his 2 sharingan replaced by 2 bright yellow eyes, for some reason gets his left arm cut off and replaced by a robotic arm, finds out he has the lightning element and the old wrinkly guy gives him a red heatsword. After this the old wrinkly guy who Kishi has given us a name of, Palporochimaru. He then gets a kickass black suit with an Uber Black cape. He is then in charge of a huge clone army which also contains a large fleet of death stars. He then proceeds to learn from Palporochimaru that in some random fit of rage he killed Rin and finds out she was pregnant with his baby...

He then goes in a fit of rage because he got some dust in his eyes, even though hes clearly wearing a HUGE helmet. He then proceeds to find naruto because he feels like beating the crap out of a blonde kid, finds him, and beats him up, but in the fight doesnt notice he just got Kyuubi'ed in the arse.

He then finds out from Palporochimary that those kids he had actually lived the completely random fit of rage he had. Finding out who they were, he ran to find them and say he loves them. Learning that one of them is the all well known Sauce! He proceeds to kick the crap out of him learning how Emoey he is! After leaving Sasuke a big bloody mess on the ground (Kind of a controversy as Naruto bloodied his butt) he goes to find out that he is being made fun of! Some maniac in a mask is pretending to be HIM!! That retard stole his name just turning it around a bit and wearing some completely copied swirl patterned mask, and making completely stupid jutsu (He had the wackamole jutsu idea when he was in Grad School). After getting beat up by that guy he cried all the way back to Palporochimaru just to find out that KISAME is his long lost son! After finding out hes some creepy pedo of a shark pun, he then gets bear tackled by sasuke, who starts punching him insesintley. Naruto and Sakura see them fighting and get into the fight, Some old guy down the road jumps into the pile aswell, and a nude monkey then jumps in aswell.

Obito is alive still, but he has never been the same man we know since the nude monkey incident...

VOTE HOW STUPID THIS IS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Nine · 07-02-2010, 08:38 AM

And then Naruto beats the Shat out of Luffy.

Mmhm

madara' · 07-02-2010, 04:36 PM

He sure does.

Monster Addict92 · 07-03-2010, 04:22 AM

Then Kakashi comes and finds out Obito is his father and gets his arm chopped off but replaced so no one would notice

Jakropha · 07-03-2010, 11:41 AM

Thats what I was thinking too!

Now to finish this up and make it a LOLPoll

Jonesy · 07-03-2010, 11:48 AM

Wow....

07-02-2010, 08:33 AM	#1
Jakropha Your Lord Zetsoom Join Date: Apr 2010 Location: Geilinor, amassing many geepees Posts: 7,807 Rep Power: 26 Member's Picture Albums	Saving for a future use I just had a random thought and though I should expand it to see how truely insane I really am It all starts after Obito gets crushed Obito is in pain while boulders are falling on him. And old wrinkly guy comes into view telekinetically pulling the boulders off of him. He is then taken to a facility near the site where he almost died and then got the right side of his body replaced by robotic parts. He then gets his 2 sharingan replaced by 2 bright yellow eyes, for some reason gets his left arm cut off and replaced by a robotic arm, finds out he has the lightning element and the old wrinkly guy gives him a red heatsword. After this the old wrinkly guy who Kishi has given us a name of, Palporochimaru. He then gets a kickass black suit with an Uber Black cape. He is then in charge of a huge clone army which also contains a large fleet of death stars. He then proceeds to learn from Palporochimaru that in some random fit of rage he killed Rin and finds out she was pregnant with his baby... He then goes in a fit of rage because he got some dust in his eyes, even though hes clearly wearing a HUGE helmet. He then proceeds to find naruto because he feels like beating the crap out of a blonde kid, finds him, and beats him up, but in the fight doesnt notice he just got Kyuubi'ed in the arse. He then finds out from Palporochimary that those kids he had actually lived the completely random fit of rage he had. Finding out who they were, he ran to find them and say he loves them. Learning that one of them is the all well known Sauce! He proceeds to kick the crap out of him learning how Emoey he is! After leaving Sasuke a big bloody mess on the ground (Kind of a controversy as Naruto bloodied his butt) he goes to find out that he is being made fun of! Some maniac in a mask is pretending to be HIM!! That retard stole his name just turning it around a bit and wearing some completely copied swirl patterned mask, and making completely stupid jutsu (He had the wackamole jutsu idea when he was in Grad School). After getting beat up by that guy he cried all the way back to Palporochimaru just to find out that KISAME is his long lost son! After finding out hes some creepy pedo of a shark pun, he then gets bear tackled by sasuke, who starts punching him insesintley. Naruto and Sakura see them fighting and get into the fight, Some old guy down the road jumps into the pile aswell, and a nude monkey then jumps in aswell. Obito is alive still, but he has never been the same man we know since the nude monkey incident... VOTE HOW STUPID THIS IS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! __________________ To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 10 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. Last edited by Jakropha; 07-03-2010 at 11:50 AM.

07-02-2010, 08:38 AM	#2
Nine Herbalist Join Date: May 2009 Location: Japan Posts: 7,576 Rep Power: 11 Member's Picture Albums	Re: Saving for a future use And then Naruto beats the Shat out of Luffy. Mmhm __________________ *To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 10 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.*

07-02-2010, 04:36 PM	#3
madara' Special Jonin Candidate Join Date: Jun 2009 Location: Protecting Naruto from Madara Posts: 3,792 Rep Power: 0 Member's Picture Albums	Re: Saving for a future use He sure does. __________________ Sisters: trouble88 Brothers:Shika,senbonzakura Cousins:akikofrown Best Buddies:-I'm_Ur_Drug-,Itachi-Sama,Hawk A-W-E-S-O-M-E:Kiko Hyuuga Bestest friend: My brother's life was more precious than the Leaf Village. That's why I'm out to destroy the Leaf Village. AKA~Akatsuki Sasuke To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 10 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. I will protect Naruto with my life!Tobi=Madara

07-03-2010, 04:22 AM	#4
Monster Addict92 Banned Join Date: Oct 2009 Location: showing my mounds and giving guys almond joys Posts: 9,905 Rep Power: 0	Re: Saving for a future use Then Kakashi comes and finds out Obito is his father and gets his arm chopped off but replaced so no one would notice

07-03-2010, 11:41 AM	#5
Jakropha Your Lord Zetsoom Join Date: Apr 2010 Location: Geilinor, amassing many geepees Posts: 7,807 Rep Power: 26 Member's Picture Albums	Re: Saving for a future use Thats what I was thinking too! Now to finish this up and make it a LOLPoll __________________ To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 10 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.

07-03-2010, 11:48 AM	#6
Jonesy likes to post-it post-it Konoha Military Force Join Date: Dec 2009 Posts: 36,013 Rep Power: 24	Re: Saving for a future use Wow....

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