Save The Whales By Eating Them?

[narutoobsession]

"Save the whales"

You heard this before and you want to help out Free Willy...but how?

By eating them.



Consider.


Did you ever realize that there are a LOT of chickens out there and that a LOT of are being grilled, fried, baked, bbq-ed, you name it, into deliciousness? But yet when's the last time you've heard about chickens being endangered? That's right you haven't. And no the Wild Bumbleberry
Chicken of Salzaars does not count as evidence of being endangered as
I just made up that type of chicken. Anywho, chickens are not extinct
despite the fact that we eat a LOT of chicken. How is this possible?
Chickens are bred a lot. (Then later they are breaded. :P) This is done because there is a demand for chicken. People want to eat more chicken
and because they are willing to pay to eat this chicken, more chickens
will be bred and more chickens will be born. We may not know how to
breed whales but if people started paying top dollar for some juicy
McWhale Sandwich you can bet Whaling Companies would get the
best scientists to figure how...and figure out how in a short amount
of time. Research is expensive and people aren't so likely to pay for
research unless they could get something out of it. Having a perpetual
market for whale meat would be worthy of research. Whales would
then be bred and you'd have plenty of whales. Not all would necessarily
be eaten either. Some could stay in the wild as there would be plenty.
It's important to remember though that it's not just eating whales
but PAYING to eat whales that's important. Save a whale? Yes for lunch.

*facepalm* PLEASE tell me that your kidding?? As said before, whales don't have as many offspring as quickly as chickens. And not only that, but wouldn't eating them kill more whales? I see what your saying, how if we could get something out of it (i.e, McWhale Sandwiches) then we would pay the researchers to find out how to save whales. But...wow. I don't even know what to say. But anyway, this is a bad idea. Amusing, but a bad idea.

[mrsticky005]

Originally Posted by narutoobsession

*facepalm* PLEASE tell me that your kidding?? As said before, whales don't have as many offspring as quickly as chickens. And not only that, but wouldn't eating them kill more whales? I see what your saying, how if we could get something out of it (i.e, McWhale Sandwiches) then we would pay the researchers to find out how to save whales. But...wow. I don't even know what to say. But anyway, this is a bad idea. Amusing, but a bad idea.

I'm sorry I'm too busy chowing down on Free Willy.

[Vornmusion]

Originally Posted by mrsticky005

I'm sorry I'm too busy chowing down on Free Willy.

LOL, amazing.