Mayo :D vs Miracle Whipt :(

mrsticky005 · 03-28-2010, 03:22 PM

Which is tastier?
(Hint: The answer is Mayo.)
(Hint: The answer is not Miracle Whip.)

Though seriously which do you prefer on your sandwich or whatever?

Wooster · 03-28-2010, 03:33 PM

Eh..They're about the same. Miacle Whip last alot longer. How can you not like that? Frugality tie-breaker.

mrsticky005 · 03-28-2010, 03:52 PM

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Originally Posted by Wooster

Eh..They're about the same. Miacle Whip last alot longer. How can you not like that? Frugality tie-breaker.

But Miracle Whip tastes like a curse!

Everyone (even Jim) knows that the BEST foods don't last long and
you have to eat them when their fresh before they rot or explode.

It's like how Deidara says that true art lasts only for a moment.
Unlike Sasori who thought that art was something that lasts forever.

Or Kurt Cobain when he said "It's better to burn out than to fade away."

Mayo >>>>>>>>>>>> Miracle Whip

If M=Mayo and X=Miracle Whip

M = X

and X has only HALF the fat

M = 1/2 X

Then M and X cannot be equal

M = 1/2 X = Lies!!!!

Since a whole is greater than a half

M > 1/2X

and since

F=D where F=Fat and D=Delicious

M=Mayo=Win
X=Miracle Whip=Fail

Mayo wins.

Wooster · 03-28-2010, 04:05 PM

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Originally Posted by mrsticky005

But Miracle Whip tastes like a curse!

Everyone (even Jim) knows that the BEST foods don't last long and
you have to eat them when their fresh before they rot or explode.

It's like how Deidara says that true art lasts only for a moment.
Unlike Sasori who thought that art was something that lasts forever.

Or Kurt Cobain when he said "It's better to burn out than to fade away."

Mayo >>>>>>>>>>>> Miracle Whip

If M=Mayo and X=Miracle Whip

M = X

and X has only HALF the fat

M = 1/2 X

Then M and X cannot be equal

M = 1/2 X = Lies!!!!

Since a whole is greater than a half

M > 1/2X

and since

F=D where F=Fat and D=Delicious

M=Mayo=Win
X=Miracle Whip=Fail

Mayo wins.

Kakuzu says C+I+G=Y
Where C is condiments, G is Governmental take over of the world, and I is Idiot Hidan. Y is the yearly total.

As you can't control how much money Hidan waste. You need to control condiment cost to bring as much money into world take over as possible. Thus, Miracle Whip(awful tasting though it may be) wins.

Note: Kakuzu also is really a follower of F.A. Hayek, but he used dumb-downed Keynesian economics to explain it to the simple-minded like Hidan.

mrsticky005 · 03-28-2010, 04:39 PM

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Originally Posted by Wooster

Kakuzu says C+I+G=Y
Where C is condiments, G is Governmental take over of the world, and I is Idiot Hidan. Y is the yearly total.

As you can't control how much money Hidan waste. You need to control condiment cost to bring as much money into world take over as possible. Thus, Miracle Whip(awful tasting though it may be) wins.

Note: Kakuzu also is really a follower of F.A. Hayek, but he used dumb-downed Keynesian economics to explain it to the simple-minded like Hidan.

You clever devil.

Hmmm however

Naruto: Mayo is better than Miracle Whip. Believe it!

Me: See? Even Naruto Uzumaki agrees with me.

Naruto: So when do I get my pay check...

Me: Cut! Someone edit that out!

Wooster · 03-28-2010, 04:54 PM

Condiment Compromise.
Heinemann's low fat mayonnaise made with real eggs.

Guy: "It's the mayonnaise of Yooouth!"*THUMBS UP*
Lee:"Leeeeaf Mayonnaise!"*THUMBS UP*

And the only payment I needed was a year's supply of Heinemann's mayonnaise.*THUMBS UP!!!*

mrsticky005 · 03-28-2010, 05:32 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Wooster

Condiment Compromise.
Heinemann's low fat mayonnaise made with real eggs.

Guy: "It's the mayonnaise of Yooouth!"*THUMBS UP*
Lee:"Leeeeaf Mayonnaise!"*THUMBS UP*

And the only payment I needed was a year's supply of Heinemann's mayonnaise.*THUMBS UP!!!*

A compromise, eh?
Well I think I shall agree to that.
Yes, I do say that perhaps this is one debate that has been solved.
I dare say that this has been a most engaging debate and thus
I shall lay down this 2 by 4 that I had planned to use as incentive
and extend my hypothetical hand to accept the handshake of compromise.

BZZZTTT

Pardon the "prankster buzzer" of back stabbing betrayal.
I do sometimes forget that I am wearing that. How silly of me.

But the important part is that I won...er we both won the argument.

Wooster · 03-28-2010, 05:53 PM

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Originally Posted by mrsticky005

A compromise, eh?
Well I think I shall agree to that.
Yes, I do say that perhaps this is one debate that has been solved.
I dare say that this has been a most engaging debate and thus
I shall lay down this 2 by 4 that I had planned to use as incentive
and extend my hypothetical hand to accept the handshake of compromise.

BZZZTTT

Pardon the "prankster buzzer" of back stabbing betrayal.
I do sometimes forget that I am wearing that. How silly of me.

But the important part is that I won...er we both won the argument.

Obviously we need to go to the judges.

Judges:"Wooster's arguements using economics and alliteration wins on style over faulty mathematics."

There you have it. Thanks "judges."

BlazingStar · 03-28-2010, 06:08 PM

mayo all the way! lmao

mrsticky005 · 03-29-2010, 07:16 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Wooster

Obviously we need to go to the judges.

Judges:"Wooster's arguements using economics and alliteration wins on style over faulty mathematics."

There you have it. Thanks "judges."

Hmm. So you think you're so smart going to the judges.
Well I can best you, good sir. Yes sir, I most certainly can.

I'm gonna ask the PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES.

Me: Hello, President Obama. Which do you prefer? Mayo or Miracle Whip?
Obama: Yes, we can.
Me: Excuse me, but I asked which do you prefer Mayo or Miracle Whip?
Obama: Yes, we can.
Me: I'm sorry lemme try again, which is better? Mayo or Miracle Whip?
Obama: YES, we can.
Me: No, I'm asking if you like Mayo or Miracle Whip better?
Obama: YES, WE CAN!
Me: Are you even listening to a word I say?
Obama: YES, WE CAN!
Me: No. You CAN just tell me if you like Mayo or Miracle...
Obama: Hope.
Me: What?
Obama: Hope.
Me: What about hope?
Obama: Hope
Me: I know that. What do you mean by hope?
Obama: Hope.
Me: ARGGGGGGGGGHHHHHH!
Obama: Yes we can.
Me: Quit saying that!
Obama: Hope
Me: That's not much better either.
Obama: Hope
Me: Sigh.
Obama: Hope
Me: Can you just tell me whether you prefer Mayo or Miracle Whip
Obama: Yes we can
Me: Ok good so which do you prefer? Mayo or Miracle Whip
Obama: Hope
Me: ^*$&^*%%*&%&*^*^&(*%(*^*&^&*%(*^%(*^ (dial tone)
Obama: Hmm he hung up well personally, I prefer mustard.

Wooster · 03-29-2010, 08:12 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by mrsticky005

Hmm. So you think you're so smart going to the judges.
Well I can best you, good sir. Yes sir, I most certainly can.

I'm gonna ask the PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES.

Me: Hello, President Obama. Which do you prefer? Mayo or Miracle Whip?
Obama: Yes, we can.
Me: Excuse me, but I asked which do you prefer Mayo or Miracle Whip?
Obama: Yes, we can.
Me: I'm sorry lemme try again, which is better? Mayo or Miracle Whip?
Obama: YES, we can.
Me: No, I'm asking if you like Mayo or Miracle Whip better?
Obama: YES, WE CAN!
Me: Are you even listening to a word I say?
Obama: YES, WE CAN!
Me: No. You CAN just tell me if you like Mayo or Miracle...
Obama: Hope.
Me: What?
Obama: Hope.
Me: What about hope?
Obama: Hope
Me: I know that. What do you mean by hope?
Obama: Hope.
Me: ARGGGGGGGGGHHHHHH!
Obama: Yes we can.
Me: Quit saying that!
Obama: Hope
Me: That's not much better either.
Obama: Hope
Me: Sigh.
Obama: Hope
Me: Can you just tell me whether you prefer Mayo or Miracle Whip
Obama: Yes we can
Me: Ok good so which do you prefer? Mayo or Miracle Whip
Obama: Hope
Me: ^*$&^*%%*&%&*^*^&(*%(*^*&^&*%(*^%(*^ (dial tone)
Obama: Hmm he hung up well personally, I prefer mustard.

Hmm.. Obama is having trouble explaining his message I suggest:

More COWBELL *CLANK*Miracle*CLANK* Whip*CLANK*

kiba3882 · 03-29-2010, 02:40 PM

mayo ..miracle whip is disgusting not even comparable..they should never be in the same category..i had it once and i had to throw the sandwich away and cried for the loss my tuna fish sammy

mrsticky005 · 03-29-2010, 02:42 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by kiba3882

mayo ..miracle whip is disgusting not even comparable..they should never be in the same category..i had it once and i had to throw the sandwich away and cried for the loss my tuna fish sammy

Such a tragedy.

kiba3882 · 03-29-2010, 02:43 PM

i was so hungry that day...=*(

10-tailedfox · 03-29-2010, 02:44 PM

diva:MY HAIR!
me:no....its mirical whipv.v

Wooster · 03-29-2010, 02:49 PM

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Originally Posted by kiba3882

mayo ..miracle whip is disgusting not even comparable..they should never be in the same category..i had it once and i had to throw the sandwich away and cried for the loss my tuna fish sammy

I would say that's too bad, but it's no worse than tuna fish deserves. Now that's disgusting.

I do like their funny faces though.*Fish-face*

kiba3882 · 03-29-2010, 02:51 PM

tunas not that bad...its a love/ hate relationship some days i love it other days i ignore its phone calls

garra#2 · 04-04-2010, 11:48 AM

miracle whip XD

Wooster · 04-18-2011, 04:17 PM

Mayocle Whip.

Minoru · 04-18-2011, 04:19 PM

I dislike both. So there it is.

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03-28-2010, 04:54 PM	#6
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kiba3882 Chunin Exam Participant Join Date: Jan 2010 Location: Village hidden in the Posts: 820 Rep Power: 0	Re: Mayo :D vs Miracle Whipt :( mayo ..miracle whip is disgusting not even comparable..they should never be in the same category..i had it once and i had to throw the sandwich away and cried for the loss my tuna fish sammy __________________ "sorry guys i got lost on the path of life"- Kakashi Kisamesgirl's Long Lost Sister...Reunites at last! Mangagirl's Crazy Alcoholic Auntie...now go get auntie a brewsky!

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kiba3882 Chunin Exam Participant Join Date: Jan 2010 Location: Village hidden in the Posts: 820 Rep Power: 0	Re: Mayo :D vs Miracle Whipt :( i was so hungry that day...=*( __________________ "sorry guys i got lost on the path of life"- Kakashi Kisamesgirl's Long Lost Sister...Reunites at last! Mangagirl's Crazy Alcoholic Auntie...now go get auntie a brewsky!

03-28-2010, 03:33 PM	#2
Wooster Special Jonin Candidate Join Date: Jan 2010 Posts: 36,974 Rep Power: 32	Re: Mayo :D vs Miracle Whipt :( Eh..They're about the same. Miacle Whip last alot longer. How can you not like that? Frugality tie-breaker. __________________ To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 10 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.

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kiba3882 Chunin Exam Participant Join Date: Jan 2010 Location: Village hidden in the Posts: 820 Rep Power: 0	Re: Mayo :D vs Miracle Whipt :( tunas not that bad...its a love/ hate relationship some days i love it other days i ignore its phone calls __________________ "sorry guys i got lost on the path of life"- Kakashi Kisamesgirl's Long Lost Sister...Reunites at last! Mangagirl's Crazy Alcoholic Auntie...now go get auntie a brewsky!

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