Yo Mamma Joke Contest - Page 14

uchiha-master · 09-20-2009, 02:16 PM

your mama so stupid that when she went to the doctor the doctor said hey are yoou looking for me and she said no iam looking for a doctor

narutosagetoad · 09-20-2009, 04:57 PM

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Originally Posted by V-Valentine

Yo Momma's so stupid she thought Chuck Norris is type of Bread.

Wow that was funny

the ninja in the Darkness · 09-20-2009, 05:14 PM

yo mamma is so ugly that the world said danm

u ugly

Itachi Uchia · 09-21-2009, 09:31 AM

Your mama so old that she saw land before time before it was it was even inside the theaters

Seven · 09-21-2009, 10:37 AM

Yo mama So fat she jumped in the ocean and the whales started singing ( We r family. even though ur fatter than me.

[Shikamaru] · 09-21-2009, 10:41 AM

Yo momma so old she filmed Adam and Eve sex tape on dvd

Seven · 09-21-2009, 10:43 AM

yo mama so stinky she made the onion cry!

[Shikamaru] · 09-21-2009, 10:44 AM

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Originally Posted by TheSeventhSwordsmanOfMist

yo mama so stinky she made the onion cry!

Yo momma so ugly she made a blind man cry

Seven · 09-21-2009, 10:45 AM

ur mama so old she sat behind Jesus in kindergarten

Malak · 09-21-2009, 10:45 AM

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Originally Posted by [Shikamaru]

Yo momma so ugly she made a blind man cry

HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAA!!!!!!! wow nice one

[Shikamaru] · 09-21-2009, 10:46 AM

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Originally Posted by TheSeventhSwordsmanOfMist

ur mama so old she sat behind Jesus in kindergarten

Yo momma so old she still owes Moses two cattle

Seven · 09-21-2009, 10:47 AM

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Originally Posted by [Shikamaru]

Yo momma so old she still owes Moses two cattle

yo mama's teeth r so yellow I cant believe its not butter.

[Shikamaru] · 09-21-2009, 10:48 AM

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Originally Posted by TheSeventhSwordsmanOfMist

yo mama's teeth r so yellow I cant believe its not butter.

hahaha xD
Yo momma so fat when the titanic sunk, yo momma floated

Seven · 09-21-2009, 10:50 AM

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Originally Posted by [Shikamaru]

hahaha xD
Yo momma so fat when the titanic sunk, yo momma floated

yo mama so fat the earth is still orbiting her a**

[Shikamaru] · 09-21-2009, 10:51 AM

Yo mama so foul, they considered using her body odor to produce biological weaponry

Seven · 09-21-2009, 10:53 AM

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Originally Posted by [Shikamaru]

Yo mama so foul, they considered using her body odor to produce biological weaponry

yo mama so stupid she heard it was Chillie outside and ran out with a bowl

[Shikamaru] · 09-21-2009, 10:54 AM

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Originally Posted by TheSeventhSwordsmanOfMist

yo mama so stupid she heard it was Chillie outside and ran out with a bowl

heheh xD crazy bastard seven
You win :P

Seven · 09-21-2009, 10:55 AM

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Originally Posted by [Shikamaru]

heheh xD crazy bastard seven
You win :P

dude i am the champ at this.
xD dude u had some awesome ones!

[Shikamaru] · 09-21-2009, 10:56 AM

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Originally Posted by TheSeventhSwordsmanOfMist

dude i am the champ at this.
xD dude u had some awesome ones!

Thanks xD

Seven · 09-21-2009, 10:57 AM

i was saving my best for last though

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