Super High School Level Narcissist
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Re: Rocky Raiders
Chapter 2: Gerald Ricardo, Son of the Mayor
Narrator: Previously on Rocky Raiders. Ramona chased Skylar down because he stole her panties. Skylar tried to defend himself by saying he thought her panties were his Oliver the Radioactive Super Bunny underwear, but Ramona of course didn't buy that. It didn't help Skylar's case that the panties had a squirrel on them. Though he did try to pass it off as a squillabit, which probably doesn't exist. Anyways, as the two enjoyed their time outside they heard a loud boom sound and ran to see where it was. We now pick the story back up at a random cave in the middle of the forest in Levi Village.
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Ramona ran into the cave after Skylar as they passed through a tunnel. Ramona asked Skylar, "What are you running for? Whatever made the sound can't get out any other way."
Skylar stopped in the middle of the tunnel as Ramona stopped behind him. Skylar rubbed his chin with his thumb and made a sound which showed that he was thinking about something. He then returned to running through the tunnel and answered, "The boom sound might have made another exit somewhere in the cave."
"Wow, he actually said something smart," Ramona thought to herself.
A few moments later, they heard another boom sound, except louder since they were getting closer. It made the tunnel shake as the two of them tried to keep their balance. After running for another twenty or so second, they arrived at a clearing portion of the cave where a villager was standing in the middle of the clearing. The area around them looked like a small dome aside from the entrance that Skylar and Ramona had came from, as well as a giant hole in one of the walls.
When they reached the cave, Skylar stopped and shouted out, "Hey, Gerald, what are you doing?"
"I'm blowing shit up, what does it look like I'm doing?" Gerald responded.
"Why are blowing things up down here?" Skylar replied, "You're going to attract some attention if you keep making such loud noises."
"Oh and do you suggest that I go blow things up in the middle of the town where I could hurt someone?" Gerald shot back, "Honestly Skylar, I wonder if you ever use that brain of yours to actually think."
"That's kind of harsh man," Ramona said to him before thinking to herself, "Though I do understand why you might think that."
"It's fine Ramona, I can preserve the peace between me and him," Skylar nodded to Ramona before pointing his finger at Gerald and exclaiming, "I want to fight you!"
Ramona's face went blank as she almost fell down. She thought to herself, "That's what you call peace? Violence is the opposite of peace. Gerald doesn't fight people, there's no way he'll accept."
"Okay," Gerald answered.
"I'm having a really off day," Ramona said to herself in response.
Gerald then placed his last pack of firecrackers in the hole he made to keep them safe.Gerald then pulled out his dual cleavers, held one by his side and pointed the other toward Skylar, "Let's get this started."
Skylar placed his dagger in his mouth and pulled out a cutlass as he held it out in front of himself. He lunged forward swinging his cutlass down at Gerald. Gerald blocked the attack by holding his cleavers out between him and the cutlass. He then forced his cleavers forward to push Skylar's cutlass backwards. Skylar knew he wouldn't be able to get a strike in that position, so he jumped back and out of Gerald's way.
Gerald then took the offense as he ran forward as he swung the cleaver in his right hand at Skylar's neck. Skylar ducked under the attack but Gerald was ready for that as he swung his other cleaver down at Skylar. Skylar held off the attack momentarily by blocking it with his cutlass. The force pushed him across the the cave floor as he kept his feet on the ground and slid. Gerald turned around and went to put his cleavers away as he said, "Enough of this, you can't beat me Skylar. I'm the son of the mayor, I have more access to skills than you do. If you want to have more skills try being born into a family like mine."
Skylar stood back up to his feet, "No, I'm not done yet," he replied as he ran forward with his cutlass in one hand and dropped his dagger into the other. Skylar swung his cutlass horizontally at Gerald's chest. Gerald managed to block the attack by quickdrawing the cleaver on the left side of his body and using it as a shield. As soon as he did though, Skylar went to stab Gerald in the chest. Gerald pulled out his other cleaver quickly and blocked that attack as well.
The two of them struggled to try to gain an edge. Moments later, Skylar took that edge as he pushed Gerald's cleavers out of the way with his blades and kneed him in the chest. Gerald slid across the ground on his feet but wasn't harmed much. Gerald opened his vest to show that he was wearing a sort of metal armor under it. It wasn't exactly iron, but it was strong enough to him from feeling any real pain but not to hurt Skylar's knee really either. Gerald looked at Skylar and complimented him, "Not bad."
"Not too bad yourself there," Skylar responded as he lifted up his cutlass, "But this strike will finish it."
Gerald nodded and the two of them then rushed forward. Gerald placed one of his cleavers away while Skylar dropped his dagger to the ground. The two of them ran at each other and raised their blades to strike at each other though. As they did though, a guy suddenly appeared between them. He knelt down and extended his palms out toward the two of them. As he did, Skylar and Gerald flew backwards across the cave, crashing onto the ground. Gerald and Skylar rubbed their heads as Gerald shouted out, "What the hell was that all about?"
"My apologies," the guy began, "I had to break up the fight because you two could have killed each other. Which one of you can tell me where I can find a member of the Ricardo family?"
"I'm Gerald Ricardo," Gerald replied as he got up to his feet and dusted off his pants, "What do you want?"
"My name is Charles Levi," the guy introduced himself, "I'm here to speak to your father; to relieve him from his duty as mayor of this town."
Next time on Rocky Raiders.
The Unpaid Debt.
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