Re: Movie Review: How was the last movie you saw?
The Professional - 9.7777777777777777777093504540124580/10 (round appropriately)
I'm a negative nancy so we'll start with the negatives:
This was not an overwrought action flick.
This was not too romantic, but artistically speaking was very much so.
This was not preachy.
This was not chatty.
This was not hour-by-hour boring.
I'm no positive posie, but here goes:
There were gruesome death scenes.
There were touching moments.
There were creepy bits that had you wanting to look away.
Not much of a neutral natalie, but I'll chip in here, too.
It has Natalie Portman in it. Actually, that's the only tie to a neutral natalie comment as I can make.
This movie is awesome. Jean Reno is a serious yet uneducated Cleaner, seeking to help a wee lass escape her dismal family life, while injecting bits of off the wall humor here and there. One of Luc Besson's best films? Actually, I haven't seen enough of his films to qualify that statement. But it's AWESOME!!!
Guest stars Optimus Prime. Just sayin'.