Originally Posted by Kreegah!
This thread has received needed attention and improvement. Thanks to Sticky for taking the slack of my Thread Husbandry. And great reviews as well, looking forward to more as I mentally compose my own review of the long ago promised second volume of whatever I was speaking about earlier.
Chapter Three Review
Pip goes to the marshes to give the stolen pork pie and food to the three legged iron man. However first, Pip meets another man who appears to
look like the three legged iron man but upon closer examination was
actually an android. While the android had an iron leg, it doesn't really
count since androids are magical. Androids are lame and boring. I mean
whenever an android is in a show they just have a human play it and
just have the human refrain from acting any sort of emotion. Why
would I want to pay 5000 British Pound Cakes to watch someone
be super monotonous and dull when I can go to school and do that for
free? Pip then agrees with my statement and decides that the dull and
boring android must be the creepy young man. How did Pip come to that
conclusion. Well you see it's really quite simple. On the third day of the fourteenth month of the eleventh year past midnight the sum of A square plus G cube is appropriated to the mongoose missiles monstrosity. Which
means that if the young man is creepy and the android is not they have
to be the same person because Pip thought so and Pip is never wrong.
The creepy but not creepy young man but not really a man android teleports away to be emotionless and dull somewhere else. It grows
long black hair, swears revenge on a village of ninjas and is stupid.
Pip then meets the iron leg man of mystery who mysteriously eats
the mysterious pork pie with a great sense of mystery. Pip watches
the man eat because after all this is Dickens and it's probably the only
source of entertainment for a poor orphan like Pip. Poor economical wise
not poor in fortune which is the same thing. Of course there's the alternative of freezing to death but Pip decides against that because
it is too cold. Pip tells Three Legged Iron Macho Man about the creepy
android dude young dude man guy he saw and it appears here my conspiracy might be correct because the three legged dude didn't seem
to be expecting there to be anyone else besides himself, Pip, and you.
The man then files away his iron leg because while two heads may
be better than one three legs are not better than two unless you are
to eat your leg. Which the man does because his iron leg is a good
source of Vitamin D and Iron (who would've thunk?) The man formerly
known as Iron Leg Master Man goes in search of his rival Creepy Android Dude Man Who is that guy man dude man. While Pip sneaks off back
home to be severely beaten for the sake of our own entertainment.