Super High School Level Narcissist
Join Date: Apr 2009
Rep Power: 53
Re: Rocky Raiders
Chapter One: Skylar and Ramona
Narrator: In North Blue, there is a town called Levi Village. A peaceful town, aside from the loud kids, constant storming and random bear attacks. Yes, truly it is a marvelous place, much like heaven is described in a story book. Besides for the swarms of bugs and the pissy mayor. In this town, there is a child prodigy.
Random Girl: I can't find my underwear.
Narrator: Um, not that kid. Anyways, this kid is a child prodigy, the son of one of the greatest pirate captains who ever lived. Also, the nephew of the most honorable Fleet Admiral in history. If you don't take into account that he killed his own brother, stole money from the Navy HQ, framed it on a marine, and cheated on his wife. Yes, truly an honorable Fleet Admiral, and noble family. Aside from the fact that they steal from civilians and like to eat fish. Wait, I didn't have to hide that part. Ah, the hell with it. This is a child prodigy, a true genius of the era.
Skylar: I swear I didn't steal your underwear.
Narrator: When he's not perving at least. Pretend you didn't see that. Anywa---
Pirate: Argh, my name is Captain Jack Sparrow, and why is the rum always gone?
Narrator: Johnny, I already told you. Pirates of the Caribbean 4 is on set 47.
Jack Sparrow: And which set is this?
Narrator: Set #69.
Jack Sparrow: -chuckles- You said---
Narrator: For gosh sake, start the opening song.
[insert opening theme]
[insert badass imagery]
[insert obligatory cameo]
[end opening theme]
Skylar was running through the Forest, with a girl running closely behind him. "I swear I didn't steal your panties, this pair of underwear is mine," he yelled, before tripping over a branch. He turned onto his back where he saw Ramona glaring at him.
Ramona punched Skylar on the top of the head and saw a pair of pink frilly panties fall on the floor. "Do you expect me to believe that this pair of underwear is yours? Do I look stupid to you? BAKA! It even has my name on it."
Skylar was trying to think of an excuse, which was obvious from the chin rubbing and "hmm" sound. He then snapped his fingers, "I got it," he said out loud. "You see, I was in your room earlier and thought I saw a bunny rabbit on the floor. So, I picked it up, and carried it in my arms. It turned out that it felt too soft and small to be a rabbit, so I thought it was my pair of Oliver the Radioactive Super Bunny underwear. I apologize for my stupidty."
Ramona hit him on the top of the head again, "BAKA! If you're going to make excuses at least make a good one. This is a squirrel, not a rabbit. Care to explain that to me too?"
Skylar looked dumbfounded as he thought to himself. He then replied, "Well, squirrels and rabbits look a lot alike, it's a mistake anyone can make."
"BAKA!" Ramona yelled again. "How the hell does a rabbit look anything like a squirrel. They're two totally different animals, and look nothing alike."
Skylar looked up at her, "So it's a squillabbit?"
"No, just a squirrel," she said in frustration. "It's not a rabbit at all."
"Ah, well that solves the mystery of the missing rabbit. So, have you found your underwear yet?" Skylar asked.
Ramona put her hand over her head and said, "I give up."
Just as she said that, a loud boom was heard from the forest, so Skylar stood up. "Sounds like the bell for dinner," he said running into the forest, toward the boom, which was in a complete opposite direction from his house.
Ramona spoke under her breath, "Your house is the other way," she sighed," Why me? I guess I shouldn't stay by myself here," she started running after Skylar, "Hey, wait up."
At the end of their run, they found themselves standing in front of a cave, "Of course, it's got to be him," Ramona spoke putting emphasis on 'him', "We should go back."
"Nah," Skylar responded, "I want to see what made the noise," he finished before running into the cave.
Ramona sighed once again before speaking, "I'm coming too," she said following him closely into the dark cave.
Next time on Rocky Raiders.
Gerald Ricardo, Son of the Mayor
"The closer you get to the light, the darker your shadow becomes."
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Last edited by Maikeru D. Shinigami; 10-06-2012 at 09:03 PM.