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Forum: Off-Topic 09-17-2012, 01:53 PM
Replies: 32
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Re: Filing for divorce

Let me get my paperwork in order and we can meet to discuss terms.
Forum: Off-Topic 01-19-2011, 07:04 PM
Replies: 65
Views: 476
Re: Hey Forum

Calm down Madea, would you like to testify? This could turn into a case. I wouldn't be doing my job if we had homeless mini-muffins laying about.
Forum: Off-Topic 01-19-2011, 07:00 PM
Replies: 65
Views: 476
Re: Hey Forum

*sets briefcase on table*

I'm not sure about that ma'am.....
Forum: Off-Topic 01-15-2011, 06:05 PM
Replies: 63
Views: 598
Re: Forum Salaries

What seems to be the problem?
Forum: Off-Topic 12-23-2010, 06:17 PM
Replies: 923
Views: 6,537
Re: Awards Show. (FINALLY)

Crawling deep in my skin, these wounds they will not heal.
Forum: Off-Topic 06-27-2010, 10:15 PM
Replies: 473
Views: 3,409
Re: TYPE IN ALL CAPS!!!

EVERYONE STOP YELLING, YOU'RE SCARING THE CHILDREN.
Forum: Announcements 06-24-2010, 05:49 PM
Replies: 5,774
Views: 155,978
Re: New Members Post Here

You guys taking care of your kids today? You better hope so.
Forum: Off-Topic 06-24-2010, 05:46 PM
Replies: 11
Views: 233
Re: Database Errors Tries His Hand At Music

DE, long time no see, man! How's Donna & the kids? Nice tune you got there by the way.
Forum: Off-Topic 06-04-2010, 05:59 PM
Replies: 122
Views: 1,073
Re: I do not have any kids whatsoever!

Ok that's it. It seems apparent that the child is causing problems. I am adopting him and we are leaving forever.

*leaves with child*
Forum: Off-Topic 06-04-2010, 05:55 PM
Replies: 122
Views: 1,073
Re: I do not have any kids whatsoever!

GUN!!

*throws his body over the child*

*several federal mooks tackle Nick T*
Forum: Off-Topic 06-04-2010, 05:51 PM
Replies: 122
Views: 1,073
Re: I do not have any kids whatsoever!

Please call our customer support line at 1-800-273-TALK
Forum: Off-Topic 06-04-2010, 05:50 PM
Replies: 122
Views: 1,073
Re: I do not have any kids whatsoever!

I'm sorry but that is the incorrect form. Please don't listen to children.
Forum: Off-Topic 06-04-2010, 05:48 PM
Replies: 122
Views: 1,073
Re: I do not have any kids whatsoever!

I'm sorry but do to your answer to question 122b you do not qualify for my services.
Forum: Off-Topic 06-04-2010, 05:47 PM
Replies: 122
Views: 1,073
Re: I do not have any kids whatsoever!

Stop making up forms child.

Form E-3443654-A is the form she needs.
Forum: Off-Topic 06-04-2010, 05:44 PM
Replies: 122
Views: 1,073
Re: I do not have any kids whatsoever!

I'm sorry, but you have an invalid entry on item# 645 please recomplete and resubmit.
Forum: Off-Topic 06-04-2010, 05:41 PM
Replies: 122
Views: 1,073
Re: I do not have any kids whatsoever!

Please allow 2-300 weeks for processing. Thank you for your time.
Forum: Off-Topic 06-04-2010, 05:40 PM
Replies: 122
Views: 1,073
Re: I do not have any kids whatsoever!

That is not the child services divisions issue ma'am.
Forum: Off-Topic 06-04-2010, 05:39 PM
Replies: 122
Views: 1,073
Re: I do not have any kids whatsoever!

Please fill out request form A20025647-C.

Upon proper clearance, I will be clad to assist.
Forum: Off-Topic 06-04-2010, 05:36 PM
Replies: 122
Views: 1,073
Re: I do not have any kids whatsoever!

Hands off ma'am. I'm sorry but you have been emancipated from that child. Please refrain from bannable activities.
Forum: Off-Topic 05-20-2010, 07:38 PM
Replies: 149
Views: 1,029
Re: Biased Against TBC?

All in a days work.
*puts on shades and saunters away before CCS ot Nick T can touch him*
Forum: Off-Topic 05-20-2010, 07:36 PM
Replies: 149
Views: 1,029
Re: Biased Against TBC?

It's too late sir.. Please let it go, the parents need to come to terms. And I need to go help another needy family.
Forum: Off-Topic 05-20-2010, 07:34 PM
Replies: 149
Views: 1,029
Re: Biased Against TBC?

I'm sorry but you two will never have parental rights to this child now, the paperwork is filled out.

*takes baby from CCS*
*puts it in a car*
*car drives off forever*
Forum: Off-Topic 05-20-2010, 07:19 PM
Replies: 149
Views: 1,029
Re: Biased Against TBC?

Both parrents being unfit, the child becomes a ward of the state. *takes child and logs off*
Forum: Off-Topic 05-20-2010, 07:13 PM
Replies: 149
Views: 1,029
Re: Biased Against TBC?

I am afraid I need to pronounce you mentally unfit. As you cannot work, your payments are suspended indefinately.

*turns to Nick T*

I'm affraid you now owe all the payments made back to CCS...
Forum: Off-Topic 05-20-2010, 07:10 PM
Replies: 149
Views: 1,029
Re: Biased Against TBC?

We appologize for your suffing while the father of your child runs around up to all sorts of shenanighans. Rest assured the matter is being persued.

@DBE I have lives to ruin, I'l leave the...
Forum: Off-Topic 05-20-2010, 07:04 PM
Replies: 149
Views: 1,029
Re: Biased Against TBC?

She Logged out!

I can't beleive it!
Forum: Off-Topic 05-20-2010, 07:03 PM
Replies: 149
Views: 1,029
Re: Biased Against TBC?

Good! Make me post as Toma Again so CCS won't see me coming!
Forum: Off-Topic 05-20-2010, 07:01 PM
Replies: 149
Views: 1,029
Re: Biased Against TBC?

CCS where are you!
Forum: Off-Topic 05-20-2010, 06:59 PM
Replies: 149
Views: 1,029
Re: Biased Against TBC?

My buddy database errors helped me out.
Forum: Off-Topic 05-20-2010, 06:57 PM
Replies: 149
Views: 1,029
Re: Biased Against TBC?

You! Glad I found you. *runs up to you*

As I have been unavailable I will be waiving all late fees and interest. If you could just look over these forms.
Forum: Off-Topic 05-20-2010, 06:54 PM
Replies: 149
Views: 1,029
Re: Biased Against TBC?

I AM REVIVED!!!!

CCS where are you, you are 4 months in arrears!
Forum: Off-Topic 05-04-2010, 05:30 PM
Replies: 86
Views: 561
Re: Okay so I got all the stuff, Luna are you ready?

I see you are as good a role model as ever CCS.

You missed last months payment.
Forum: Off-Topic 02-24-2010, 09:29 PM
Replies: 151
Views: 1,081
Re: The Child Support Collector

Denial to pay.. huh.. after 30 days of nonpayment I'll have to kick this up the ladder to my superior, Lightning Chakra.

I recommend producing all the back child support forthwith, or else you...
Forum: Off-Topic 02-24-2010, 09:24 PM
Replies: 151
Views: 1,081
Re: The Child Support Collector

That is acceptable.

KGT I order you to pay to me 1/2 of the child support I charge CCS.

CCS you will now only owe half.

Sadly you make more than KGT does and so the child support is twice...
Forum: Off-Topic 02-24-2010, 09:11 PM
Replies: 151
Views: 1,081
Re: The Child Support Collector

Please be advised that cutting me will cost you jail time. 2 days to be exact.

The current cell is Toma's closet.
Forum: Off-Topic 02-24-2010, 09:10 PM
Replies: 151
Views: 1,081
Re: The Child Support Collector

I see.. and who is the child Mam? And do you have any documentation of expenses indicating you are taking care of the young one?
Forum: Off-Topic 02-24-2010, 09:07 PM
Replies: 151
Views: 1,081
Forum: Off-Topic 02-24-2010, 09:04 PM
Replies: 151
Views: 1,081
Re: The Child Support Collector

Do you need me to look into this KGT for you mam? I live to see that hard working mothers get their support from deadbeats who don't take care of the young ones.
Forum: Off-Topic 02-24-2010, 09:02 PM
Replies: 75
Views: 634
Re: My Other Forum wife

There would be some serious back support owed....
Forum: Off-Topic 02-24-2010, 08:58 PM
Replies: 75
Views: 634
Forum: Off-Topic 02-24-2010, 08:48 PM
Replies: 151
Views: 1,081
Re: The Child Support Collector

I assume you have valid paperwork for that young one, or I wouldn't be able to take it, and would have to call in my good friend, Detective Hardass.
Forum: Off-Topic 02-24-2010, 08:47 PM
Replies: 151
Views: 1,081
Re: The Child Support Collector

With a trade in value of less than 100 dollars it is very much insufficient.


I am lactose intollerant.



Were I off the clock I could, but while working I most certainly could NOT haz...
Forum: Off-Topic 02-24-2010, 08:44 PM
Replies: 151
Views: 1,081
Re: The Child Support Collector

I am glad to see you are so much more responsible than the scumbags I always run into.
Forum: Off-Topic 02-24-2010, 08:40 PM
Replies: 151
Views: 1,081
Re: The Child Support Collector

I am sorry but as the price of wine fluctuates so much I am not authorized to accept that in leau of payment.
Forum: Off-Topic 02-24-2010, 08:36 PM
Replies: 151
Views: 1,081
Re: The Child Support Collector

I would gladly accept that as an early payment for march.
Forum: Off-Topic 02-24-2010, 08:35 PM
Replies: 151
Views: 1,081
Re: The Child Support Collector

I always monitor those I collect from to make sure they do not leave the country. You presently owe nothing, and are free to be about your buisiness. I just didn't want you getting smuggled outside...
Forum: Off-Topic 02-24-2010, 08:28 PM
Replies: 2,197
Views: 9,257
Re: Luna Mikazuki's Bunnyland!

Assaulting a federal agent is a crime, besides I am immune to most forms of harm.



Ms. Mikazuki, we were on such good terms, why change that?
Forum: Off-Topic 02-24-2010, 08:24 PM
Replies: 2,197
Views: 9,257
Re: Luna Mikazuki's Bunnyland!

Mam while paying support payments you need to remain in the country. Being smuggled is not a valid excuse.

And sir I would appeciate you NOT smuggling her anywhere, you could be fined if she...
Forum: Off-Topic 02-22-2010, 08:39 PM
Replies: 266
Views: 1,723
Re: Card Captor Sakura!

*takes a bow*
Forum: Off-Topic 02-22-2010, 07:53 PM
Replies: 266
Views: 1,723
Re: Card Captor Sakura!

Oh Shi-

*returns manga and leaves*
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