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deathraiser 04-16-2011 04:21 PM

You with a katana VS. A Bear.
 
You're lost in the forest and ran into a hungry grizzly bear that want to devour you, your only defense is a katana.

Location:the bear's narrow cave.

xFataL 04-16-2011 04:35 PM

Re: You with a katana VS. A Bear.
 
You've suddenly woken to your senses, realizing it was all a nightmare.

Location: your bed.

kthx

Yori 04-16-2011 05:41 PM

Re: You with a katana VS. A Bear.
 
NF all over again huh

NBT 04-16-2011 05:44 PM

Re: You with a katana VS. A Bear.
 
Bear gets raped.Katana is overkill.

Space Cowboy Sasori 04-16-2011 05:51 PM

Re: You with a katana VS. A Bear.
 
I'd die.

bear would maul my ass.

J-Sun Tasogare 04-16-2011 05:53 PM

Re: You with a katana VS. A Bear.
 
http://images.wikia.com/wikiality/im...Winniegang.jpg
I lose 3:

deathraiser 04-23-2011 04:48 PM

Re: You with a katana VS. A Bear.
 
When a bear get close they would raise up to smack you with their massive paw.I would let the bear came close to me and when they raise up, i'll stab them in the vital part like the eye or throat.

Frost ninja 04-23-2011 10:01 PM

Re: You with a katana VS. A Bear.
 
Eye is vital?

Anyways, its me who wins.
I am feated by smokey the bear's character statement stating that "only I can prevent forest fires". Thus, I will the forest fire to not stop and the bear gets burned. I'll hide under my katana.

kg gangster 04-28-2011 11:58 AM

Re: You with a katana VS. A Bear.
 
What is the reach of the bears arms? Is my katana longer? Does the bear have rabies or cubs in the cave with it? Has the bear attacked humans before?

Kunoichi 04-28-2011 12:08 PM

Re: You with a katana VS. A Bear.
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Sasori (Post 4950728)
I'd die.

bear would maul my ass.

Ditto.

Leafy 04-28-2011 12:35 PM

Re: You with a katana VS. A Bear.
 
I'll slice it's head off...with one blow.

Saito 04-28-2011 12:47 PM

Re: You with a katana VS. A Bear.
 
Me, i think...aim for the roof of the mouth when you get an opening

deidara330 04-28-2011 01:27 PM

Re: You with a katana VS. A Bear.
 
The first thing I would think to do is dodge its initial attack and counter by an attempted vertical thrust into its throat or the area around its throat in the hope of killing it with one blow. I can't tell you whether I'm actually fast enough to do that or whether that would successfully kill the bear, so I can't predict the outcome of this match.

Frost ninja 04-29-2011 11:29 AM

Re: You with a katana VS. A Bear.
 
run down a hill

Kakashi Hatake_Yamato 04-29-2011 02:08 PM

Re: You with a katana VS. A Bear.
 
i'll probably get mauled first...
but i might be able to slice it once before dying

The_4th_Legendary_Sannin_ 04-29-2011 02:12 PM

Re: You with a katana VS. A Bear.
 
I actually have confidence in my Swordsmanship. Also, be resourcefull! Its a narrow cave, so what i'd do is take aim (holding it by the tip) and throw the Katana Tomahawk-Style down the cave. Since its narrow, the Bear cant sidestep. Then after it hits I just shove it in farther. A second scenario is to run up the side wall and drive it through the head.

Uchiha Sora 04-29-2011 02:57 PM

Re: You with a katana VS. A Bear.
 
i'ma beast swordsman. I just copy people's sword techs from anime and rape things. :D

I think the bear would win in the longrun.... he can probably take way more hits then i can... he'll just jump on me and eat me alive.

deathraiser 05-01-2011 06:28 PM

Re: You with a katana VS. A Bear.
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by kg gangster (Post 4988280)
What is the reach of the bears arms? Is my katana longer? Does the bear have rabies or cubs in the cave with it? Has the bear attacked humans before?

The katana is 4 ft,the bear is a male and it is completely healthy.

chidoriroar 05-02-2011 03:25 AM

Re: You with a katana VS. A Bear.
 
id freak and run, the bear runs after me, i drop my katana, stop and go crazy shouting: im sorry please dont kill me! even though i didnt do anything and he cant understand me.


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