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Joke of the Day
Here you can share jokes with the forum! XD Or if you like, funny pics! (keep it appropiate please) Finish the start My therapist told me the way to achieve true inner peace is to finish what I start. So far today, I have finished two bags of chips and a chocolate cake. I feel better already. *I hope everyone has a good time!* |
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Justin Beber Jokes
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Do you like Fishsticks?
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there was a concert one day and a man asked the person next to him:
"who is that lady? she sings so terrible!" the person next to him answered: "she's my wife" the man quickly said: "well, it's not her that sing horrible, it's the song that sounds bad! i can't beleive who could write such a horrible song!" the person next to him said back: "i wrote the song..." "... ..." |
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a kid asked her mom:"why is the bride in white?"
mom:"because it's the happiest day of her life" the kid :"then why is the groom in black?" "..." |
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after ten years of therapy my therapist said " no hablo ingles"
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Why did a hispanic girl failed her english class??...... Because her teacher told her to go ahead and do an ESE!! XD |
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Your skateboarding down a hill and a wheel falls off, how many pancakes does it take to cover up a doghouse?
Purple because ice cream has no bones. _________ I know it was the greatest no need for applause |
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"Laughing at our mistakes can lengthen our own life. Laughing at someone else's can shorten it."
-- Cullen Hightower "I am prepared to meet my Maker. Whether my Maker is prepared for the great ordeal of meeting me is another matter." -- Sir Winston Churchill "The male is a domestic animal which, if treated with firmness, can be trained to do most things." -- Jilly Cooper |
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three women are competing for the biggest breast competition.
Ms. Germany: i'm the winner because my breast is like the size of a coconut. Ms. Russia: i win cause mine is the size of a papaya. Ms. America: i win cause mine is the size of a watermelon Ms. Philippines: i win cause mine is the size of an apple...... Host: what? an apple? how can you win with that? Ms. Philippines: mind you that the apple is just my nipple. Ms. Philippine's wins. |
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Did you hear that Selena Gomez is dating Justin Bieber?
I never knew Selena is gay :lol: |
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