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MadaraUchihaTobi 04-02-2010 07:52 PM

the Funniest Quotes
 
funny quotes from Naruto
1. from Jirayia: Jirayia no liar

Hidden Ninja45 04-02-2010 08:38 PM

Re: the Funniest Quotes
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by MadaraUchihaTobi (Post 2815958)
funny quotes from Naruto
1. from Jirayia: Jirayia no liar

LOLz, that one was funny.


I like Kakashi's line from original episode 101: "Under this mask....is another mask."

Toph 04-02-2010 11:40 PM

Re: the Funniest Quotes
 
Sasuke: "I want to kill a certain man..."
The funny part,
Naruto: "I hope he's not referring to me."

Kiko-kun 04-02-2010 11:53 PM

Re: the Funniest Quotes
 
[QUOTE=MadaraUchihaTobi;2815958]funny quotes from Naruto
1. from Jirayia: Jirayia no liar[/QUOTE]

Quote:

Originally Posted by Hidden Ninja45 (Post 2816313)
LOLz, that one was funny.

Quote:

Originally Posted by Hidden Ninja45 (Post 2816313)


I like Kakashi's line from original episode 101: "Under this mask....is another mask."



Quote:

Originally Posted by Toph (Post 2817882)
Tobi: "Ninja art: Frail-necked lizard... Well, that's all there is to this jutsu."




`:P I like these ones

Magic 04-24-2010 04:50 PM

Re: the Funniest Quotes
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Toph (Post 2817882)
Tobi: "Ninja art: Frail-necked lizard... Well, that's all there is to this jutsu."

You do know this is an "Original Naruto" section??

Therefore that quote could be deemed irrelevant and maybe even hinting towards spoilers...

Hatake Girl 04-24-2010 07:09 PM

Re: the Funniest Quotes
 
jirayia: im not a pervert...im a big one!
"I am, Jiraiya, the epitome of manliness! I shall fall for no woman's wiles! When you're me, you only need to flash that sexiness to have women fall at your feet."

kakashi:Uh, Naruto, your speech was cool and all, but if you lose any more blood, you're going to die.
"Sorry I'm late, and little girl crossed my path, so I danced"
"Ninjas need to eat their vegetables!"

/Gaara\ 04-25-2010 07:54 PM

Re: the Funniest Quotes
 
Gaara: "They Looked At Me The Wrong Way...So They're Gonna Die"

Toph 04-26-2010 05:05 AM

Re: the Funniest Quotes
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Magic (Post 2976708)
You do know this is an "Original Naruto" section??




Therefore that quote could be deemed irrelevant and maybe even hinting towards spoilers...

Lol! I got confused, sorry. I edited my post.
To add more quotes,
Sasuke: "Naruto, you asked Sakura some tips. What did she say?"
The funny part,
Naruto: "I'm not telling you."

jz333 04-26-2010 06:32 AM

Re: the Funniest Quotes
 
Naurto - "Hey, you stupid fox! You're in my body and you owe me rent! So for payment, I'll take your chakra! You got that?!"

Jiraiya - "I'm not a pervert ... I'm a super pervert!"

Rock Lee - "I am the Handsome Devil of the Hidden Leaf Village! My name is Rock Lee!"

Might Guy - "Look deep into my eyes and accept my sincere apology! Also notice my handsome manly features."

Hatake Girl 04-26-2010 01:09 PM

Re: the Funniest Quotes
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by jz333 (Post 2988422)
Naurto - "Hey, you stupid fox! You're in my body and you owe me rent! So for payment, I'll take your chakra! You got that?!"

Jiraiya - "I'm not a pervert ... I'm a super pervert!"

Rock Lee - "I am the Handsome Devil of the Hidden Leaf Village! My name is Rock Lee!"

Might Guy - "Look deep into my eyes and accept my sincere apology! Also notice my handsome manly features."

haha i like the gai quote! who did he say that to? please not kakashi. lol

Sasori_X 05-01-2010 09:41 PM

Re: the Funniest Quotes
 
Kankuro: I kinda like you kid
Naruto: Well I don't like you
Kankuro: I'm gonna kill this little brat.

Mangekyou Sasuke 05-01-2010 09:54 PM

Re: the Funniest Quotes
 
Th mos awesome and funny quote Shikamaru:

Spoiler:

What a drag....

PaperAngel 04-19-2011 03:39 PM

Re: the Funniest Quotes
 
Half of these posts aren't even funny =P

king kakashi 04-19-2011 09:56 PM

Re: the Funniest Quotes
 
(To his students) "I'm Kakashi Hatake. Things I like and things I hate... I don't feel like telling you that. My dreams for the future... never really thought about it. As for my hobbies... I have lots of hobbies."

Jakropha 04-25-2011 02:39 PM

Re: the Funniest Quotes
 
Spoiler:
Quote:

Originally Posted by Jiraiya
(To Naruto) "I'm not a pervert ... I'm a super pervert!"

Quote:

Originally Posted by Zetsu
(To Tobi about joining Akatsuki) Black side: "Idiot, it's not that simple." White side: "It'll be all right. Tobi is a good boy."

Quote:

Originally Posted by Zetsu
(After Naruto called him Aloe vera) White side: " 'Aloe vera'?!" Black side: "Just ignore him..."

Quote:

Originally Posted by Zetsu
(At the Kage Summit) White side: "Lets all look for Sasukeeee!"



Best quotes are above, but here are some that are pretty funny that made me crack up
(Put some in spoilers for those of you, as some of them point to the future.)

Shikamaru Nara 04-25-2011 02:41 PM

Re: the Funniest Quotes
 
"Under this mask....is another mask."

The Second Pornkage 04-25-2011 02:44 PM

Re: the Funniest Quotes
 
Aww somebody took the Guy quote already!

Jakropha 04-25-2011 03:15 PM

Re: the Funniest Quotes
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Shikamaru Nara (Post 4979601)
"Under this mask....is another mask."

Thats funnier in the dub to be honest :lol:
I watched it subbed, and it didnt seem all dramatic like in the dub :lol:

Pain113 04-26-2011 07:11 AM

Re: the Funniest Quotes
 
best quotes- Naruto, it's nice that you removed the poison so spiritedly, but you'll bleed to death if you lose any more... seriously.

and...
a cute girl stopped me on my way so i danced

both by Kakashi Hatake :D

USSJ 04-27-2011 10:45 AM

Re: the Funniest Quotes
 
sakura: NARUTO YOU LITTLE TROLL!
sakura: CHA!
hidan: you know what kakazu? eat a dick (i know its from shippuden)


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