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What's the best threat you've heard/seen?

So many people make awful threats like "I'll kill you" or "you've got to sleep sometime" so what is the best one you've seen?

This is my favorite, a girl in my year convinced everyone with fb to make the satus "Omg *insert specific girls name* I can't believe you have herpes." and so on, there ended out being over 100 of these statuses, this was the girls reply
"No. When I approach I shall be as silent as the night, one minute I'm there, the next I'm gone like smoke in the wind, you'll be looking over your shoulder for days, weeks, months, years, who knows. But one day you'll stop. One day you'll give up. One day you'll relax. And that day my dear Tabby, that shall be the day when philosophers have to rethink the limits of humanity, because my revenge shall be sweet, slow and painful. Your screams will ring in the ears of the innocent for weeks to come. And the only bells ringing shall be that of the churches in remembrance of you and the pain you endured for a seemingly infinite time before I saw fit to end it."

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Holy sh*t. :lol:

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Now THAT'S an scary threat...I personally would change my name and go into witness protection...

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I agree with Cyl.

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God that is ... creepy :shock:

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The worst threat?
I'll let Jakropha loose on yo' a$$!

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I think the best one I've heard is

I don't know who you are. I don't know what you want. If you are looking for ransom, I can tell you I don't have money. But what I do have are a very particular set of skills; skills I have acquired over a very long career. Skills that make me a nightmare for people like you. If you let my daughter go now, that'll be the end of it. I will not look for you, I will not pursue you. But if you don't, I will look for you, I will find you, and I will kill you....

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Porn that one is scary :P it's on par with the one from gladiator :P
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rNdKBPcVGJI

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You a taken fan?

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Who isn't a taken fan it's a great movie :P

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^ Shame taken 2 was terrible.

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:lol: Taken

I don't know who you are. I don't know what you want. If you are looking to troll us, I can tell you we aren't easily rustled. But what I do have are a very particular set of skills; skills I have acquired over a very long career. Skills that make me a nightmare for people like you. If you're telling the truth to me now, that'll be the end of it. I will not look for you, I will not pursue you. But if you're trolling I will look for you, I will find you, and I will kill you.

^Internet version^

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The best, and funniest I have heard, is im going to beat the sh*t out of you. :lol:

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Souret

That girl has some serious issues. O.o

And taken is only one of the most badass movies i have ever seen. Dat Threat. If it was me on the other side of that phone i would be shitting my pants

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That is one hell of a threat


BMC Nah she's one of the funniest people I know she'd just a bit blunt. the only othe time I've heard her threaten someone was a simple "I will cut you"

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That was legitimately cool and scary

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Iv heard some dumb threats souret. :lol:

But "I will cut you" is the most dumb.

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Tbf the other girl was treating her like a dag and going "come here, come on" in this really annoying voice dragging her along and she just said, "I will cut you" In this completely serious voice