2nd: rescue a woman with a horrifically troubled past from a group of armed thugs that had unclean plans for her. You must do this while obtaining zero or very very minor injuries. It helps if she's. bisexual and an immigrant to your country.
^couldn't resist that
3.2: grow facial hair
4.2: if you are of the correct and legal age in your country(which I know you currently are not and must wait for this step) smoke ciggaretts and the occasional cigar(preferably cuban) and use a badass zippo to light them and drink whiskey and most importantly lean as many cocktails as you can including girly ones(the girly ones are to help impress the women when you make them for her).
5th: read BASTARD!! And JJBA as well as black lagoon
6th: be a total beast at everything you do
7th: only break rules that are legitimately retarded