The giant elephant in the city was my favorite- you have very pretty eyes by the way
Shakespear isn't that bad- try reading the Iliad or hell all the works that go into that whether they're Homers work or some of the remnants of the other lost stories..they're hard to read. Shakespears a little long winded and his characters can be very over the top..but he's not too atrocious
me thinks yer just biased against old english

oh and happy Halloween