View Full Version : Chuck Norris vs Superman
05-31-2011, 02:23 PM
Who would win
location:New York city
distance: 10 feet
...and he crushed Superman's head in between his thighs...
05-31-2011, 02:26 PM
Chuck Norris' roundhouse kick would turn supermans brain into solid kryptonite.
05-31-2011, 05:33 PM
Chuck Norris beard punches Superman all the way around the planet, then roundhouse kicks Supes so hard that his body implodes.
Vatanui AKA Pride
05-31-2011, 05:37 PM
Shouldn't this be in Singleverse?
We all know Chuck Norris is Stan Lee if he decided to look old.
05-31-2011, 06:55 PM
05-31-2011, 06:56 PM
I would make a greater than chart in Chuck's favor, but I most likely won't live long enough to finish.
05-31-2011, 07:36 PM
Superman can make a bullet bounce of his chest
Chuck Norris makes it shatters to billions of pieces
Superman can shoot laser out of his eyes
Chuck Norris can just look him straight in the eyes and he'll fall
Superman can make time go backwards in about 10 minutes
Chuck Norris can do it in a single secons
Superman weakness is kryptonite
Chuck Norris have none
See the comparison Superman would have a more epic defeat than doomsday could ever do. Chuck Norris dont even have super powers
05-31-2011, 08:06 PM
Aside from being the single most awesome man to ever live.
06-05-2011, 02:08 PM
I'm really getting tired of these threads.
in after the lock
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