Chuck Norris vs Superman

[Sasuke/Itachi]

Who would win

location:New York city

distance: 10 feet

restriction: none

[NBT]

...and he crushed Superman's head in between his thighs...

[9naruto]

Chuck Norris' roundhouse kick would turn supermans brain into solid kryptonite.

[Rasengan SageX5]

Chuck Norris beard punches Superman all the way around the planet, then roundhouse kicks Supes so hard that his body implodes.

[Vatanui AKA Pride]

Shouldn't this be in Singleverse?

We all know Chuck Norris is Stan Lee if he decided to look old.

[A7XNaruHina]

chuck norris

[Uchiha Sora]

I would make a greater than chart in Chuck's favor, but I most likely won't live long enough to finish.

[Sasuke/Itachi]

Superman can make a bullet bounce of his chest
Chuck Norris makes it shatters to billions of pieces

Superman can shoot laser out of his eyes
Chuck Norris can just look him straight in the eyes and he'll fall

Superman can make time go backwards in about 10 minutes
Chuck Norris can do it in a single secons

Superman weakness is kryptonite
Chuck Norris have none

See the comparison Superman would have a more epic defeat than doomsday could ever do. Chuck Norris dont even have super powers

[Rasengan SageX5]

Aside from being the single most awesome man to ever live.

[Shikamaru Nara]

I'm really getting tired of these threads.

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