My Tin Can Lawn Security Protocol.

[Vatanui AKA Pride]

Anyone that approaches a five feet distance and under, beware of my shotgun!

So you loiters, get off my tin cans!

[Nick Tasogare]

/Comes by with shopping cart and picks them up

/Places in shopping cart

/Goes to machine to get $.05 per can

[Vatanui AKA Pride]

// Jumps out of the nearest shadows and makes some gibberish noises to scare some kid off //

// Notices a fleeing bum in the not-too-far-off-but-relatively-far distance //

Dammit, wrong guy!

// Steady, aim, fires //

// Insert picture of HEADSHOT and PWNED, with a LOLcat gif //

[Vatanui AKA Pride]

// Notices a lurker in the shadows //

Hey, Hank, hand me one of those Molotovs in the toilet!

[Cyl]

Oh crap!

[Nick Tasogare]

/Heavy winter layers protect from bullets

/Rides off into the night

[Vatanui AKA Pride]

/Heavy winter layers protect from bullets

/Rides off into the night

Oh crap!

Hank, the Molotovs! The little feller's gettin' away! And prep the chopper behind the garbage cans too! I might need some air to get 'im!

// Continues firing randomly //

[TheTrueMasterofIllusions]

Rifles are better...