UV Fight: Bacon vs. Devroux

[Devroux]

First UV fight Bacon! `:P

Location: Land of Infinite swords:
A large battle field covering dozens upon dozens of acres. Infinite swords fill the field. Bodys of dead samurai's also fill the field. The battle field is surround by moutains. As snow is always falling from the sky.
Time: mid-day
Rules: UV rules

I'll make my move in a sec.

[Devroux]

The name is Devroux Alter. You can call me Dev for short. I have just been sent through yet another portal to come in contact with a strangely dressed human. I can't say much though for I seem to have forgotten to dress myself before I came through the portal. Luckily I have my D-Tector in hand at all times. This guy looks rowdy. He has a strange look in his eyes like he wants to fight me. I'll take the lead though and attack first.

Holding both arms out I swing my D-Tector across and scan my hand leading me into my transformation from Dev Alter to Miira-omon. I stand 7 feet tall with 4 ribbons hanging from my back. Ultimately I am now dressed in a long, black cloak with a hood that creates a shadow over my face, hiding my dashing looks from the outside world.

I leap forward straight into close-combat with my puny foe. The ribbons on my back dart in front of me into the ground. Using them as a pole I hoist myself into the air to do a front flip. With the ribbons acting as extra arms they pull me back towards earth over my opponent, leg outstretched, I intend to plant my heel into his left shoulder. If it makes contact, with the amount of force ensured with the ribbons, will surely make that arm useless for quite awhile.

Wanting to see how this unearthly opponent fights, I pull myself backwards and lower myself gently onto the ground thus relieving my ribbons from work to hang gently from my back once more. Though I look careless I am forever on the lookout for an attack. I am ever waiting to defend my life.

[Bacon]

It was a warm summer day when I found myself standing upon a towering mound of samurai corpses. What backwards land is this, snowing all year long? This place must have been created by a demon of sorts,but I have no time to dwell on such mysteries when a new comer shows himself. As I watch him emerge from a pulsating gate of power,I can only suspect this is the creator himself. What's left to ponder once I find him undergo a metamorphosis? Without a second thought, I reach into my pouch to throw a smoke bomb down. While I do this, I place a papertag upon upon a random corpse and zip off down to the ground.

Immediately even as I am falling, I cast the necessary hand sign to divert the chakra within my body to bound itself to the corpse via chakra strings,but the pressure alleviated itself instantly. Using this reprieve, I use the corpse to as an extension of my body by temporarily transferring my senses via chakra to scout ahead. Within moments my puppet allows me to gaze upon a hideous figure, ribbons are so girly.....

No matter, I decide to take it easy by creating two clones after casting the tiger seal. These clones are fire clones,but they are also perfect copies of me. Their chara levels won't make them last very long,but they can serve as scouts while I release my puppet and draw blood with a kunai. I will proceed to jam the kunai's sharpened edge 2 centimeters into my palm and begin to perform the hand seals for a summoning.

[Devroux]

"You must spread some reputation before giving it to Bacon again."

You weasel! I'll get you for this!

[Devroux]

*cough* Smoke? My opponent left via a smoke bomb? He's a ninja! Only ninja are cool enough to use smoke bombs! Having figured this out I plan out my next move.

First thing is first, I leap backwards out of the smoke. Peering back into where I just left I see some movement, not much, but some. After the smoke clears somewhat I see 2 of my opponent and a moving samurai body.

Swinging my ribbons outwards they each latch onto a different katana. With a slight tug the swords are each lifted from the ground and brought back within arms reach of me. Charging forward I plunge 2 of the swords into the bodies of the 2 closest opponents. They burst with a bit of fire. No worries for I am airborn at the first sight of trouble and out of any blast range.

Having left the swords in the bodies of the clones, as I understand them to be, I land back on solid ground and send the 2 blade-less ribbons to retrieve another set of swords.

I then watch the moving dead body and look around to spot my opponent. The freak has stabbed a knife in his hand. Interested I decide to wait instead of attacking further.

[Bacon]

http://www.soulsnpirates.com/images/smilies/sniper.gif Same here buddy. xD

[Devroux]

I'll be making a special character for Devroux Alter. I might just use my BFV character. But who knows.

[Bacon]

*cough* Smoke? My opponent left via a smoke bomb? He's a ninja! Only ninja are cool enough to use smoke bombs! Having figured this out I plan out my next move.

First thing is first, I leap backwards out of the smoke. Peering back into where I just left I see some movement, not much, but some. After the smoke clears somewhat I see 2 of my opponent and a moving samurai body.

Swinging my ribbons outwards they each latch onto a different katana. With a slight tug the swords are each lifted from the ground and brought back within arms reach of me. Charging forward I plunge 2 of the swords into the bodies of the 2 closest opponents. They burst with a bit of fire. No worries for I am airborn at the first sight of trouble and out of any blast range.

Having left the swords in the bodies of the clones, as I understand them to be, I land back on solid ground and send the 2 blade-less ribbons to retrieve another set of swords.

I then watch the moving dead body and look around to spot my opponent. The freak has stabbed a knife in his hand. Interested I decide to wait instead of attacking further.


My adversary is quite the aggressor I think to myself as the knowledge those duo gained floods into my noggin. It has impressive speed because it managed to immediately escape the blast radius of my clones,but no matter. I will proceed to place my palm onto the ground,which creates an intricate seal benieth me as a dust cloud is thrown up around my massive pet bovine. This bovine is 20 feet tall and bipedal in nature; it has an eye path on its left eye and a gruff demeanor.

Fluffy: Why the hell did you summon me during maritals with my wife?
Me: We've got trouble fluffeh, that guy said you look manly.
Fluffy: Stupid little terd, I will make your pay!

With this, Fluffy squirts a rain a sticky milk from its massive utters while I reactivate the strength of my zombie corpse. Only this time, I use it as a catalyst for my own gain to send hundreds of strings shooting into the surrounding area. These strings will number in the hundreds, which I will now use to grasp as many swords as I can and fling them towards my opponent.

Fluffeh is les.:shock:

[Devroux]

Does this milk have any super powers that I should be aware of?

[Bacon]

Nope,just sticky. Considering that it's my power, the milk can trap you with its stickyness. xD

[Devroux]

My adversary is quite the aggressor I think to myself as the knowledge those duo gained floods into my noggin. It has impressive speed because it managed to immediately escape the blast radius of my clones,but no matter. I will proceed to place my palm onto the ground,which creates an intricate seal benieth me as a dust cloud is thrown up around my massive pet bovine. This bovine is 20 feet tall and bipedal in nature; it has an eye path on its left eye and a gruff demeanor.

Fluffy: Why the hell did you summon me during maritals with my wife?
Me: We've got trouble fluffeh, that guy said you look manly.
Fluffy: Stupid little terd, I will make your pay!

With this, Fluffy squirts a rain a sticky milk from its massive utters while I reactivate the strength of my zombie corpse. Only this time, I use it as a catalyst for my own gain to send hundreds of strings shooting into the surrounding area. These strings will number in the hundreds, which I will now use to grasp as many swords as I can and fling them towards my opponent.

Fluffeh is les.:shock:
My opponent seems to have summoned a fat cow. Not as awesome as a ninja should be... But these thoughts must be put on hold because the fat cow has fire streams of milk at me. From under my hood I fire a tightly woven Ribbon Net which collides with milk in mid-air haulting its flight pattern. As both of these fall to the ground I keep close watch on my opponent.

My oppponent sends out some strings of blue which latch onto a lot of swords. All at once these are flung in my direction. Time to reveal a little more of myself.

From the sleeves of my coat I stick out my hands. They are thin and grey in color and are emaciated. With overgrown fingernails I reach for the opening in the coat. Once I take hold of these I fling the jacket open revealing a nude body. One of the only things different from a normal human body is the thin, lizard-like tail protruding from my lower back. Other than that the only thing that sets me apart from a human is my empty chest cavity. The ribs are held in plain sight but within the ribcage floats a black smoke. Ribbon Spike Storm. From the black smoke shoots hundreds of ribbons that stick straight out with the strength of swords easy. These collide with the onslaught of katanas and they all drop to the ground.

I then close my jacket and conceal my hands back within the dangling sleeves. Looking forward 5 Ribbon Spheres shoot from my dark hood flying at my opponent and his cow like cannonballs. Cannonballs capable of piercing straight through his weak, human body.

My BFV character is really easy to switch over to other character. Attacks may change but my abilities won't.

[Bacon]

The devilish little booger decides uses his annoying little ribbons to create a rather annoying dome over himself. The dome begins to recede I suppose,but I don't have time to contemplate my next move when he opens his trench coat. At first I cringe because this person could be a dude,but my gaze becomes fixated on his cavity in his gullet. A pulsating sphere of power creates a barrage of ribbons to swat the swords down with ease.

I tell fluffeh, "alpha plan beta". Fluffy gives me a nod of acknowledgment when a group of spheres race across the battlefield. I immediately throw a kunai with a flash bang grenade up in an arc while Fluffey leaps high into the air. As I hit the ground, I will use the temporary flash to surmount the mound of corpses while casting a number of hand signs to cast a water release jutsu.

However, this is the most pressing matter while fluffy comes crashing down upon my opponent's position with the intent of bludgeoning him. Fluffy won't stop here though,it will swing its same arm outward to send an upper cut of sorts aimed to break his jaw. With one final act of aggression, Fluffy will swing its head to utilize its horns with the intent of cleaving him in half. By this time, Fluffy will leap back in a high arc while I inhale deeply.

After the brief inhale, I spew a torrent of water which will create a high velocity lake towards the ground. This will send hundreds of katanas and suits of armor towards my adversary as well, which will endanger him of being hit by the impact of heavy samurai armor as well.

[junchurikioftheleaf]

dev is a hentai wannabe >.>

[Bacon]

Why is that?

[junchurikioftheleaf]

I fling the jacket open revealing a nude body.

From the black smoke shoots hundreds of ribbons that stick straight out

do i really have to say it

[Bacon]

Oh the nude thing. xD

[Devroux]

Jun! That was so amazing! 100% rep worthy!

True.

[Vatanui AKA Pride]

And the 'ribbons'.

[Bacon]

http://www.soulsnpirates.com/images/smilies/22.gif They are girly.

[Devroux]

Bacon... I'm beheading Fluffy this turn.

[Bacon]

Fluffey!!!!!!!!

I will need a new pet. :(

[Bacon]

Scared baby.

[Devroux]

I just woke up from a nap fool. Concentration comes later. Don't worry. It's not a hard move to counter but I still need some amount of concentration.

[Bacon]

Baby need concentwation? xDDDDD

Fine.

[Devroux]

It's the nap's fault! Dx

[Bacon]

Excuses.

[Devroux]

It wouldn't be GM if I killed this summon in defense of myself would it?

[Bacon]

Nope, it's technically an object.

[Devroux]

The devilish little booger decides uses his annoying little ribbons to create a rather annoying dome over himself. The dome begins to recede I suppose,but I don't have time to contemplate my next move when he opens his trench coat. At first I cringe because this person could be a dude,but my gaze becomes fixated on his cavity in his gullet. A pulsating sphere of power creates a barrage of ribbons to swat the swords down with ease.

I tell fluffeh, "alpha plan beta". Fluffy gives me a nod of acknowledgment when a group of spheres race across the battlefield. I immediately throw a kunai with a flash bang grenade up in an arc while Fluffey leaps high into the air. As I hit the ground, I will use the temporary flash to surmount the mound of corpses while casting a number of hand signs to cast a water release jutsu.

However, this is the most pressing matter while fluffy comes crashing down upon my opponent's position with the intent of bludgeoning him. Fluffy won't stop here though,it will swing its same arm outward to send an upper cut of sorts aimed to break his jaw. With one final act of aggression, Fluffy will swing its head to utilize its horns with the intent of cleaving him in half. By this time, Fluffy will leap back in a high arc while I inhale deeply.

After the brief inhale, I spew a torrent of water which will create a high velocity lake towards the ground. This will send hundreds of katanas and suits of armor towards my adversary as well, which will endanger him of being hit by the impact of heavy samurai armor as well.
A flash of light temporarily goes into the air. My vision is slightly blurred but the shadow of my hood protects my eyes so I can still somewhat see. The summoned cow comes from the air and tries to land on me. With a push of my left leg I leap from the spot I was just before the cow lands. But instantly it swings it's arm out to punch my. One of my ribbons on my back flings forward cutting the arm off at the shoulder sending the arm flying off in another direction.

The cow isn't done yet. It tries to gore me with it's horns. The ribbons on my back fly out in a scissor-like fashion severing the head of the cow. As the massive beast comes crashing down I leap off to the side to avoid any debri.

My opponent sends and attack immediately after. A wave of water that sends swords and armor alike in my direction. From the bottom of my coat flies more ribbons bouncing straight off the ground high into the air. These ribbons stand still acting as a wall 360* around me. As the water washes over me and the cow I stand still and wait for the attack to pass.

When it's over I make the ribbons recede back into the depths of my coat and see that the cow is torn to pieces even further and has been move a ways away from me. I open my coat again to create another Ribbon Spike Storm. Releasing hundreds of ribbons at my opponent they fall almost like rain in an attempt to impale him many times over.