The 4th Great Ninja War

[Invisible Fog]

Which side do you think will win?

[Nyruss]

The side with Sasuke on it.

[mikeiskewl922]

Plot no Jutsu would allow "Shinobi" to win.

[tyrell4life194]

Morgan Freeman comes in and ends both sides. End. Of. Discussion.

[GwynethUchiha]

The good guy side

[mikeiskewl922]

Morgan Freeman comes in and ends both sides. End. Of. Discussion.

YESH!^ xD

But the zombies would be on his side, and he would control them for world domination. xDD

[tyrell4life194]

The good guy side
Ha no. My mom comes in with a chainsaw and cuts all their heads off.

[tyrell4life194]

YESH!^ xD

But the zombies would be on his side, and he would control them for world domination. xDD
Morgan Freeman's voice is Omnipresent.
He's God. So yeah, zombies ain't got nothing on Morgan Freeman.

[skillr]

Plot no Jutsu would allow "Shinobi" to win.

by ''shinobi'' do u mean weak little ''bad words''

[mikeiskewl922]

by ''shinobi'' do u mean weak little ''bad words''

Hm.. No, i mean the good guys..?

[[Shikamaru]]

Hm.. No, i mean the good guys..?
There are no good guys in a war.

[mikeiskewl922]

Yesh, America is good. SCORE!

[tyrell4life194]

The "good guys" are a bunch of pansies with no character development.

[Phoenix Wright]

I like how people say "Good guys win."

Bad guys have:
Rinnegan, EMS, Madara, Hashirama's cells, Edo Tensei, an army of 100,000(Each one>>>>>>>>>>any fodder ninja, there's only 80,000 fodder at that), an unstoppable army of Edo Tensei zombies, people like Hanzo, all Akatsuki(maybe even past Akatsuki), all Jinchuriki, and they can't even be hurt; they regenerate instantly, with all their abilities, they have Gedo Mazo, Zetsu, etc. etc. etc.

I wonder what Kishi will do.

[Lady Tsunade]

100,000 Zetsu, which will probably be buffed up with Wood Release, along with the dozens of elite zombies. Pretty much destroy the opposition.

[Xx--Mana--xX]

well its easy enough to take out zetsu, carry out some weed killer with you :)

[321zigzag3]

well its easy enough to take out zetsu, carry out some weed killer with you :)

You get rep for this. http://i236.photobucket.com/albums/ff286/nfforums/NF%20smilies/2z7exox.png Just make sure no Zetsu hardcore fans hear of this. http://i236.photobucket.com/albums/ff286/nfforums/NF%20smilies/2z7exox.png

[Nick Tasogare]

The "good guys" are a bunch of pansies with no character development.

I like how people say "Good guys win."

Bad guys have:
Rinnegan, EMS, Madara, Hashirama's cells, Edo Tensei, an army of 100,000(Each one>>>>>>>>>>any fodder ninja, there's only 80,000 fodder at that), an unstoppable army of Edo Tensei zombies, people like Hanzo, all Akatsuki(maybe even past Akatsuki), all Jinchuriki, and they can't even be hurt; they regenerate instantly, with all their abilities, they have Gedo Mazo, Zetsu, etc. etc. etc.

I wonder what Kishi will do.

Good guys will win. That's what always happens. The fact that they all have about 0 Character Development means that Kishi can say any one of several things.

"Lol Neji learned that he can incorporate his Fire Chakra into his Gentle Fist attacks and use it to kill him some Zetsu's, and on top of that, Tenten can throw weapons through carbon fiber, and Lee moves at hypersonic speed x infinity."

"Lmao did you know that while I was wanking Sasuke, Sakura developed the ability to shoot giant energy blasts from her fists like Chad from Bleach, and Sai can now draw exact copies of his enemies?"

"Omfglolololol Tonton is able to transform into a giant pig with razor blades sticking out from everywhere on her body and can shred their army up. Shizune did that to her because she experiments like Kabuto looooool"

"Oh, did I mention that Hinata can now shoot lightning bolts from her eyes, and Kiba and Shino learned how to put Akamaru and bugs together to make an 'Aracnacanine'."

"Oh, so Ino can now take over the minds of thousands at a time, and Shikamaru's shadow can surround an army and form a black hole. Oh, are you wondering about Choji? He can now super size and eat PEOPLE to replenish his Chakra!"

Obvious exaggerations, but you get my point xD

[Nyruss]

The bad guys will be losing the war and then Sasuke will show up and casually solo every one of the good guy at the same time.

[Akatsuki X]

America comes in believing that the five great shinobi nations are holding oil, than proceed to nuke them.

Then they explain that they believed that terrorist's were hiding out there.

Another win for democracy.

[tyrell4life194]

The bad guys have over 100,000 Zetsus, the Rinnegan, the EMS, the MS, the Jinchurikis, thousands of Edo Tensei's, all of the Akatsuki, they can regenerate, they can blow up cities, and what does the good guys have? SM, Lightning Armor, Hachibi, and Rikudou. Yeah, this doesn't look good for the good guys.

[Nick Tasogare]

America comes in believing that the five great shinobi nations are holding oil, than proceed to nuke them.

Then they explain that they believed that terrorist's were hiding out there.

Another win for democracy.

/Salutes

The bad guys have over 100,000 Zetsus, the Rinnegan, the EMS, the MS, the Jinchurikis, thousands of Edo Tensei's, all of the Akatsuki, they can regenerate, they can blow up cities, and what does the good guys have? SM, Lightning Armor, Hachibi, and Rikudou. Yeah, this doesn't look good for the good guys.

Good guys still win. I don't know how, but they will. Maybe Naruto and KB will fuse and become a 17 Tailed F-Ox. Lolgeddit?

Or maybe Kakashi can Kamui them to hell.

[george hyuga]

the kages win

[Frost ninja]

Dust cloud x 100,000 zetsus

Kank beats sasori into undead chibblets
Plot hax
Boring filler
Boring filler
Sasuke joins in
Boring filler
Boring filler
Boring filler
Asuma vs shika
Everyone vs people of relation
Naruto vs jirayia
boring filler
Boring filler
Sasuke fights naruto
stupid speech
Sasuke gets owned in the face
Escapes using kishimoto no jutsu
Naruto figures out what Itachi gave him
Interesting filler
Boring filler
Final fight
Plot hax
Return to normal

[321zigzag3]

Kabuto is the main reason why this war is actually promising.

[tyrell4life194]

/Salutes



Good guys still win. I don't know how, but they will. Maybe Naruto and KB will fuse and become a 17 Tailed F-Ox. Lolgeddit?

Or maybe Kakashi can Kamui them to hell.
The good guys will "win" if it's Plot no Jutsu. Otherwise, they get curbstomped.

[Phoenix Wright]

You get rep for this. http://i236.photobucket.com/albums/ff286/nfforums/NF%20smilies/2z7exox.png Just make sure no Zetsu hardcore fans hear of this. http://i236.photobucket.com/albums/ff286/nfforums/NF%20smilies/2z7exox.png
Maybe KZW lurks here http://i236.photobucket.com/albums/ff286/nfforums/NF%20smilies/2z7exox.png
Good guys will win. That's what always happens. The fact that they all have about 0 Character Development means that Kishi can say any one of several things.

"Lol Neji learned that he can incorporate his Fire Chakra into his Gentle Fist attacks and use it to kill him some Zetsu's, and on top of that, Tenten can throw weapons through carbon fiber, and Lee moves at hypersonic speed x infinity."

"Lmao did you know that while I was wanking Sasuke, Sakura developed the ability to shoot giant energy blasts from her fists like Chad from Bleach, and Sai can now draw exact copies of his enemies?"

"Omfglolololol Tonton is able to transform into a giant pig with razor blades sticking out from everywhere on her body and can shred their army up. Shizune did that to her because she experiments like Kabuto looooool"

"Oh, did I mention that Hinata can now shoot lightning bolts from her eyes, and Kiba and Shino learned how to put Akamaru and bugs together to make an 'Aracnacanine'."

"Oh, so Ino can now take over the minds of thousands at a time, and Shikamaru's shadow can surround an army and form a black hole. Oh, are you wondering about Choji? He can now super size and eat PEOPLE to replenish his Chakra!"

Obvious exaggerations, but you get my point xD
Some of those sounded awesome like the Sakura energy blasts things, it sounded plausible.

But no, Kishi will make them win, but it's complete plot as of now that they'll stand any chance.
The bad guys will be losing the war and then Sasuke will show up and casually solo every one of the good guy at the same time.
I'll believe that.
The good guys will "win" if it's Plot no Jutsu. Otherwise, they get curbstomped.
Precisely.

[Akatsuki X]

Oonoki's next strength feat,
throwing the Kyuubi which rolls into a spiky sonic ball and bowls over the other bijuu.

[tyrell4life194]

Ha. No. Pein's feat of destroying the village. Deidara's feat of destroying over 10 kilometers. Itachi's feat of reacting to Sasuke's Kirin. Sasuke's Kirin. Kakuzu's 5 hearts. Hidan's immortality. Sasori's Iron Sand. The Deva Path doding a hypersonic speed attack (FRS). 100,000 Zetsus. Madara's Rinnegan+Sharingan+intangibility+Space/Time Jutsu. Deidara's C4 explosives. Itachi's Tsukuyomi. Kisame's water dome, and 5 sharks. Sasuke's Susano'o Arrows. Sasuke's and Itachi's Amaterasu. I could go on all day.

[321zigzag3]

Maybe KZW lurks here http://i236.photobucket.com/albums/ff286/nfforums/NF%20smilies/2z7exox.png


Hey he only uses Zetsu smilies now. Talked to him few times before as well. Also watches the latest Pokemon anime I found out today. Strange and Interesting I say. http://i236.photobucket.com/albums/ff286/nfforums/NF%20smilies/2z7exox.png

[tyrell4life194]

I love the original Pokemon show from the 90's.

I wanna be the very best, like no one ever was.
To catch them was my real test, to train them is my cause.
I will travel across the land, searching far and wide.
Teach pokemon, to understand, the power that's inside.

(Pokemon, gotta catch em' all!) It's you and me.
I know it's my destiny!
(Pokemon!) Oooooh, you my best friend.
In a world we must defend.
(Pokemon, gotta catch em' all!) Our hearts so true.
Our courage will pull us through.
You teach me and I'll teach you.
Pokemon!!!
(Gotta catch em' all!) Gotta catch em' all!
Pokemon!

[tyrell4life194]

Aaah, the memories.

Anyway's back on topic. Yeah, the bad side stomps this.

[Frost ninja]

Ha. No. Pein's feat of destroying the village. Deidara's feat of destroying over 10 kilometers. Itachi's feat of reacting to Sasuke's Kirin. Sasuke's Kirin. Kakuzu's 5 hearts. Hidan's immortality. Sasori's Iron Sand. The Deva Path doding a hypersonic speed attack (FRS). 100,000 Zetsus. Madara's Rinnegan+Sharingan+intangibility+Space/Time Jutsu. Deidara's C4 explosives. Itachi's Tsukuyomi. Kisame's water dome, and 5 sharks. Sasuke's Susano'o Arrows. Sasuke's and Itachi's Amaterasu. I could go on all day.


So far...
Pein isn't involved yet, nagato is. <difference>
Deidara is bound by Edo Tensai and thus cannot SD himself <difference>
Itachi is blind right now iirc, and idk if they can do susanoo without eyes
Kakuzu isn't shown to have 5 hearts yet. For all we know he has a 6 piece nugget meal for organs.
Hidan is not shown
Sasuke is blind, $5 says kirin is a one-time thing and its susanoo spam from now on
Sasori isn't seen with the kazekage puppet (It was destroyed by sakura, so not possible)
Deva Path is not shown at all, it is assumable he is not involved.
100,000 Zetsus = filler to death
Madara is true, we shall see
Itachi isn't shown with eyes. No visual torture jutsu
;););) kisame isn't even brought back. What is this I dont even
Maybe
Itachi lacks amaterasu and it sucks anyways
Please do, I like correcting you

[Nyruss]

Conservation of Ninjutsu. The more ninja there are the easier they are to kill. 100,000 ninjas could be taken out by a paraplegic with a plastic fork.

[Frost ninja]

Conservation of Ninjutsu. The more ninja there are the easier they are to kill. 100,000 ninjas could be taken out by a paraplegic with a plastic fork.

Well of course, TOAA could be beaten by a paraplegic with a plastic fork
Its called stabbing the irl writer in the eye and having him bleed to death.

[Phoenix Wright]

Hey he only uses Zetsu smilies now. Talked to him few times before as well. Also watches the latest Pokemon anime I found out today. Strange and Interesting I say. http://i236.photobucket.com/albums/ff286/nfforums/NF%20smilies/2z7exox.png
Yeah, I know about the smileys, I would have posted one that made sense with the current conversation but fanart I'm afraid http://i236.photobucket.com/albums/ff286/nfforums/NF%20smilies/2d6mz611.png
Well of course, TOAA could be beaten by a paraplegic with a plastic fork
Its called stabbing the irl writer in the eye and having him bleed to death.
TOAA breaks the fourth wall and makes someone irl kill you, GG.