Naruto Ninja Joke Book

[Wind Style Naruto]

If you could make any crack or joke relating to an certain character's appearance, personality, abilities, and history what would you say to them?

Example: Hey Yamato cant seem to get the morning wood up or

Yamato did your trunk get hard on your last mission with Anko?

[AkatsukiX3]

*hinata* do you have any bones in your body?
*sai* ...your weird...

[Wind Style Naruto]

This is it.......You know I'll just move this thread to the character talk forum I might get more than this.

Also I got one.

Tobi: Hey Deidara can you give yourself a BJ?

Deidara:............Tobi can you explode?

Tobi:.....No why you ask?

*Deidara bombs Tobi*

Deidara: THATS WHY!!!!