Please fight me. D:

[Bacon]

I is really rusty,but I wants to fight someone. ><

[kejon16]

Do you still fight BFV???

[Devroux]

*volunteers*

Not only will I beat you as Instuctor Extrordinair but also as... BFV Guy!

[kejon16]

Wait if it's a BFV fight I call it!!!

[Bacon]

Do you still fight BFV???
This will be my first in a month.
*volunteers*

Not only will I beat you as Instuctor Extrordinair but also as... BFV Guy!
Sweetness, then I will place your head on a pike. xD


If you both want,you can double team me. If not, make the first move and I will counter asap.

[kejon16]

Dev do you want to double team him????

[Devroux]

Instructors don't need cheap tricks to beat their opponent's. I'm not in the mood for a fight now anyway. I'll just be BFV Guy on a different day.

He's all your's Kejon.

[kejon16]

Bacon will you make the first move???

[Bacon]

Fine, run away you small tastey bird. xD

[kejon16]

Fine, run away you small tastey bird. xD

Lol, That was funny. :D

[Devroux]

Fine, run away you small tastey bird. xD
You should talk... Piglet. :cool:

[Bacon]

As I lied down in the mountain of corpses, the last hollow begged for his life. What an insignificant worm, how dare he even hint at the possiblity that I have a shred of humanity left in me. As the beast swuimed in my grasp, I bite down into its scaley back. His flesh ripped,his bones cracked, and entrails squished between my teeth. Oh the horror,these listless beasts are more appetizing than a pile of droppings. Out of nowhere, this surge of power made itself known. The scent of the beast's spirit energy made me salivate to no end.

As I staggered for a moment, I started to concentrate spirit energy into my folds of fat. This allows my hierro to resemble an inflating balloon while spirit energy starts to manifest itself physically. Now then, I begin farting out a jetstream of searing hot spirit energy that propels me over my adversary. With this, I immediatly churn the consumed bodies of my fellow hollows in gullet so I can spew an acidic lake opf entrails and stomach fluids. This spew is coursing with my spirit energy that will threaten to reduce him to nothing.

[Bacon]

You should talk... Piglet. :cool:
Bawk bawk, counter with the young squire before I roast you. xD

[kejon16]

You are fighting me right????

[Devroux]

Bawk bawk, counter with the young squire before I roast you. xD
Not the clucking!

*takes bait*

[Bacon]

You are fighting me right????
Yes. xD
Not the clucking!

*takes bait*
Pwned.*metaphorically

[Devroux]

As I lied down in the mountain of corpses, the last hollow begged for his life. What an insignificant worm, how dare he even hint at the possiblity that I have a shred of humanity left in me. As the beast swuimed in my grasp, I bite down into its scaley back. His flesh ripped,his bones cracked, and entrails squished between my teeth. Oh the horror,these listless beasts are more appetizing than a pile of droppings. Out of nowhere, this surge of power made itself known. The scent of the beast's spirit energy made me salivate to no end.

As I staggered for a moment, I started to concentrate spirit energy into my folds of fat. This allows my hierro to resemble an inflating balloon while spirit energy starts to manifest itself physically. Now then, I begin farting out a jetstream of searing hot spirit energy that propels me over my adversary. With this, I immediatly churn the consumed bodies of my fellow hollows in gullet so I can spew an acidic lake opf entrails and stomach fluids. This spew is coursing with my spirit energy that will threaten to reduce him to nothing.
I sonido twice. The first raises a Vortex Shield and the second places me 50 feet away from my glob of an opponent. He truly is a pig. :cool: The Vortex Shield is left with no core thus becoming unstable and explodes causing the slime to scatter leaving me unharmed.
Because of my sp manipulation and control I charge a cero quicker than normal and shoot it at my opponent. I hope to blow his head off rather than seeing the cero get swallowed. Sticking my hands in my pockets I wait for a better attack.

[Sephiroth]

./sits and laughs as bacon just played a good hand to get two opponents

[kejon16]

As I lied down in the mountain of corpses, the last hollow begged for his life. What an insignificant worm, how dare he even hint at the possiblity that I have a shred of humanity left in me. As the beast swuimed in my grasp, I bite down into its scaley back. His flesh ripped,his bones cracked, and entrails squished between my teeth. Oh the horror,these listless beasts are more appetizing than a pile of droppings. Out of nowhere, this surge of power made itself known. The scent of the beast's spirit energy made me salivate to no end.

As I staggered for a moment, I started to concentrate spirit energy into my folds of fat. This allows my hierro to resemble an inflating balloon while spirit energy starts to manifest itself physically. Now then, I begin farting out a jetstream of searing hot spirit energy that propels me over my adversary. With this, I immediatly churn the consumed bodies of my fellow hollows in gullet so I can spew an acidic lake opf entrails and stomach fluids. This spew is coursing with my spirit energy that will threaten to reduce him to nothing.

~Walking around bored out of my mind. I see a pile of hollows. With a smile I sense someone shoot over me. As this spew of his comes towards me I say.~Bakudo #73. Tozansho!~Quickly an inverted pyramid-shaped barrier forms around me. Blocking the spew from hitting me. I drop the barrier and shunpo behind you. Pointing my right index finger at you I say.~Hado #33. Sokatsui!~Firing off a blue blast of Se towards you. This attack is very powerful. Jumping back away from you I shunpo into the distance. Pulling out my sword and waiting for your move.~

[Hally]

EWWW bacon thats nasty. Your so creative and creepy.

[Devroux]

EWWW bacon thats nasty. Your so creative and creepy.
And a Piglet!

[Hally]

Lolz..............

[Bacon]

I sonido twice. The first raises a Vortex Shield and the second places me 50 feet away from my glob of an opponent. He truly is a pig. :cool: The Vortex Shield is left with no core thus becoming unstable and explodes causing the slime to scatter leaving me unharmed.
Because of my sp manipulation and control I charge a cero quicker than normal and shoot it at my opponent. I hope to blow his head off rather than seeing the cero get swallowed. Sticking my hands in my pockets I wait for a better attack.

~Walking around bored out of my mind. I see a pile of hollows. With a smile I sense someone shoot over me. As this spew of his comes towards me I say.~Bakudo #73. Tozansho!~Quickly an inverted pyramid-shaped barrier forms around me. Blocking the spew from hitting me. I drop the barrier and shunpo behind you. Pointing my right index finger at you I say.~Hado #33. Sokatsui!~Firing off a blue blast of Se towards you. This attack is very powerful. Jumping back away from you I shunpo into the distance. Pulling out my sword and waiting for your move.~

As I fall from my towering position, I see that my opponents are soul reaper and Arrancar. The Arrancar scurries away cowardly while the soul reaper creates a pyramid that stands up to my spew. I have no time to contemplate why it survived becuase the pair of small tastey birds unleash an dual pronged assualt. So I divert spirit energy to line my mouth to increase its durability. This in turn allows me to create a cone of energy to condense their energies within a net of my own. Now I decide to cough them back up to send them back in a stronger burst with my own energy infused into the attacks. After this, I decide to use sonnido to propel myself as if I was a human missle to try and bite the soul reaper with my spirit energy protected mouth.

[Bacon]

Lolz at Jeremy and Hally, xD

[Devroux]

As I fall from my towering position, I see that my opponents are soul reaper and Arrancar. The Arrancar scurries away cowardly while the soul reaper creates a pyramid that stands up to my spew. I have no time to contemplate why it survived becuase the pair of small tastey birds unleash an dual pronged assualt. So I divert spirit energy to line my mouth to increase its durability. This in turn allows me to create a cone of energy to condense their energies within a net of my own. Now I decide to cough them back up to send them back in a stronger burst with my own energy infused into the attacks. After this, I decide to use sonnido to propel myself as if I was a human missle to try and bite the soul reaper with my spirit energy protected mouth.
Sonidoing in place I make another Vortex Shield that is now fortified with my special ribbons making it stronger. The rotational shield disperses the attacks with ease. I then see my opponent attempt to attack my forced ally. Using the opening I sonido close to them and sonido twice more to create a much stronger Vortex Shield infused with my ribbons to attempt and shred them both apart.
I couldn't care for a soul reaper's life anyway.

[Devroux]

Vortex Shield spam! :???:

[kejon16]

Your only coming towards me right? The two blast are flying towards Dev right???

[Bacon]

I have to counter in the Am Devourx and Kejon,but I look forward to seeing what Kejon does. xD

Edit: Yes, I only attacked Dev with the diverted blast. I am pursuing you Kejon. xD

[Devroux]

I have to counter in the Am Devourx and Kejon,but I look forward to seeing what Kejon does. xD
Good. I like bacon for breakfast anyway.

[kejon16]

Lol, Still don't get your attack Bacon. You coming towards me thats it right????

[Vatanui AKA Pride]

Wanna team up, Bacono?

[Devroux]

Wanna team up, Bacono?
Are you kidding me?

Do it Bacon. I wanna take down Vat once and for all!

[kejon16]

As I fall from my towering position, I see that my opponents are soul reaper and Arrancar. The Arrancar scurries away cowardly while the soul reaper creates a pyramid that stands up to my spew. I have no time to contemplate why it survived becuase the pair of small tastey birds unleash an dual pronged assualt. So I divert spirit energy to line my mouth to increase its durability. This in turn allows me to create a cone of energy to condense their energies within a net of my own. Now I decide to cough them back up to send them back in a stronger burst with my own energy infused into the attacks. After this, I decide to use sonnido to propel myself as if I was a human missle to try and bite the soul reaper with my spirit energy protected mouth.

~Watching this person coming towards me. I sense my ally coming towards us. As he makes a shield in front of me and this person. I quickly shunpo back away from him. Placing my sword into the ground I say.~Bring the power of cards. Let us kill him Dekkimasutā!~My sword breaks down into thousands of cards. Flowing around my I shunpo above Bacon. Throwing two cards down towards him. Both of them turn into fire cards. Aiming to burn his body away. Landing behind him I place one card on the ground. Jumping away I say.~Kādo-shi!~The card on the ground starts to glow white. As the card release a powerful blast outwards. Hoping to burn Bacon into nothing.~

[Vatanui AKA Pride]

Vat= Hax with Enma and Act Two.

Enma?

[Vatanui AKA Pride]

Ea Enen, you mean. ....I think, I've just returned from Mexico, and lately, I've been searching for Muay Boran techniques.

Also, Act Two techs are my next-to-lowest level of techniques.

[Bacon]

Lol, Still don't get your attack Bacon. You coming towards me thats it right????
Patience young squire, I needs time to warm up. I fyou want walls of text, then you will have to me me release.
Wanna team up, Bacono?
If that is what you wish, make the next move. ^^

[kejon16]

Noooooooooooooooooo! I don't want Vat to join.

[Bacon]

Okies,then it shall just be us three, counter good sir,.D:

[kejon16]

I did counter my good sir.

[Bacon]

Sonidoing in place I make another Vortex Shield that is now fortified with my special ribbons making it stronger. The rotational shield disperses the attacks with ease. I then see my opponent attempt to attack my forced ally. Using the opening I sonido close to them and sonido twice more to create a much stronger Vortex Shield infused with my ribbons to attempt and shred them both apart.
I couldn't care for a soul reaper's life anyway.

~Watching this person coming towards me. I sense my ally coming towards us. As he makes a shield in front of me and this person. I quickly shunpo back away from him. Placing my sword into the ground I say.~Bring the power of cards. Let us kill him Dekkimasutā!~My sword breaks down into thousands of cards. Flowing around my I shunpo above Bacon. Throwing two cards down towards him. Both of them turn into fire cards. Aiming to burn his body away. Landing behind him I place one card on the ground. Jumping away I say.~Kādo-shi!~The card on the ground starts to glow white. As the card release a powerful blast outwards. Hoping to burn Bacon into nothing.~

As I am barreling towards those tastey morsels, the pair of meanies dodges me quite easily. I have no time to fret about the soul reaper because the Arrancar just created an instantaneous shield of energy. Darn it I think to myself as I shift my body so that I can my left arm is able to collide with my adversary's attack. The result is my arm's hierro is bolstered greatly; plus the density of my fat will make the attack little more than a mosquito bite. This is because I consumed my zanpaktou years ago;placing the sheath in the blubber of my left arm and the zanpaktou in my right. This makes my arms the strongest part of my body,but my left is particularly dense because the sheath helps me divert energy straight into my blubber with the greatest efficiency.

The result from this maneuver allows me to break down his defense using the energy that manifests upon my hierro; ultimately allowing me to attack my foe with a heavy handed jab. Meanwhile, the soulreaper truffle appears above me with a stub of a zanpaktou,yet the cards that surround us have a rather powerful presence. So I swing my arm towards his two puny cards,but my right arm has a twist to it. The spirit energy in my arm allows me to manipulate the strength of my skin to send extend the arm with the tip of the blade sticking out from my fat. This arm will be rather fast in comparison to my overall movement speed as it intercepts his explosive projectiles to try and impale him.

Now it's my turn I think to myself as I retract my right arm without knowing the result of my attacks. I begin to mix the spew in my gullet and send it up into the atmosphere as an enormous surge of limbs,entrails, eyeballs and ground up bones. Once the spew reaches the summit of its ascent; it plunges back down to the earth in a rain or acidic sludge, horrendous toxic fumes,and half alive hollows who have lost their sanity.

[kejon16]

Nice! What about my 2nd attack. The one that was right behind you???

[Bacon]

I used my arm to intercept both.

[kejon16]

Oh, I was thinking that's what you did. Is it my move or Dev???

[Bacon]

Devourex's turn. D:

[kejon16]

Oh, He doesn't get online till later.

[Bacon]

If we break the flow now, the battle will be messed up.

[kejon16]

Grrrr I hate to wait.

[Devroux]

Never fear, Devroux is here!

Kejon... I attacked both of you in my last turn... :cool: Apparently you're dead.

[kejon16]

Lol, I shunpo away from you.

[Devroux]

Fine. Now that I'm currently caught up on my WS responsibilities I'll counter.

[Bacon]

Esta loca, responsibilities. xD

[Devroux]

As I am barreling towards those tastey morsels, the pair of meanies dodges me quite easily. I have no time to fret about the soul reaper because the Arrancar just created an instantaneous shield of energy. Darn it I think to myself as I shift my body so that I can my left arm is able to collide with my adversary's attack. The result is my arm's hierro is bolstered greatly; plus the density of my fat will make the attack little more than a mosquito bite. This is because I consumed my zanpaktou years ago;placing the sheath in the blubber of my left arm and the zanpaktou in my right. This makes my arms the strongest part of my body,but my left is particularly dense because the sheath helps me divert energy straight into my blubber with the greatest efficiency.

The result from this maneuver allows me to break down his defense using the energy that manifests upon my hierro; ultimately allowing me to attack my foe with a heavy handed jab. Meanwhile, the soulreaper truffle appears above me with a stub of a zanpaktou,yet the cards that surround us have a rather powerful presence. So I swing my arm towards his two puny cards,but my right arm has a twist to it. The spirit energy in my arm allows me to manipulate the strength of my skin to send extend the arm with the tip of the blade sticking out from my fat. This arm will be rather fast in comparison to my overall movement speed as it intercepts his explosive projectiles to try and impale him.

Now it's my turn I think to myself as I retract my right arm without knowing the result of my attacks. I begin to mix the spew in my gullet and send it up into the atmosphere as an enormous surge of limbs,entrails, eyeballs and ground up bones. Once the spew reaches the summit of its ascent; it plunges back down to the earth in a rain or acidic sludge, horrendous toxic fumes,and half alive hollows who have lost their sanity.

My attack was well countered and he is now plunging his arm directly at me. I extend two ribbons that push his arm away from me leaving me unharmed (if you don't like that then I pushed myself to the side avoiding it). My "ally" then shoots cards down. But my enemy unknowingly helps me out by destroying them.

As this enormous pig-thing spits sludge into the air I use my ribbons to embalm me. When I feel the sludge stop falling I quickly release the ribbons and sonido away before the slime can penetrate my defense and harm me. By sonidoing away I also avoid any half-living hollows that may try to hurt me.

Wrapping my ribbons around my right arm they harden into the shape of a drill head. Spinning it I fill it with spiritual energy making my attacks with it stronger. I then sonido at my opponent and attempt to pierce his body. With my fortified drill I will at least be able to penetrate a defense or two if I don't hurt him directly.
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I need names for my attacks so I can look cool!

[Devroux]

Esta loca, responsibilities. xD
Spanish isn't my strongest suit... Actually it's pretty weak.
Way to work as a team Dev.
I try. :cool: But I've never done this before.

Good work Kejon!

[Devroux]

Oh Bacon! Did you see that the Central Grounds got moved? :D

[Bacon]

Oh Bacon! Did you see that the Central Grounds got moved? :D
/works on counter

Yes I did,but me no know where. xD

[Devroux]

/works on counter

Yes I did,but me no know where. xD
The front page of the Village War System sub-forum!

I PMed Maikeru so I'm guessing he did it but sadly he didn't PM me back... I think he's still mad at me. :(

[Bacon]

I see it says private,but me no has access. xD

Edit: You probably pissed him off in a BFVer arguement. xD

[Devroux]

I see it says private,but me no has access. xD

Edit: You probably pissed him off in a BFVer arguement. xD
You can see my infraction?

I did... He's probably ghosting me right now too...

[Bacon]

>.> It was a wild guess on my part. xD I can't see Infractions.

[Devroux]

>.> It was a wild guess on my part. xD I can't see Infractions.
Oh I see.

You used the Pig Sense... That's cheating. :cool:

[Bacon]

I am not a pig. x.x I am a trim slice of breakfast meat. xD

[Devroux]

I am not a pig. x.x I am a trim slice of breakfast meat. xD
So you're an ex-pig.

I'll make sure to fry you right then.

[Bacon]

I has gone bad though. x,.x xD

[kejon16]

It's my move right??

[Devroux]

I has gone bad though. x,.x xD
I never said I was going to eat you. I'll feed all the hollows you were going to eat. Just for the irony. :P
It's my move right??
Affirmative.

[Bacon]

It's my move right??
Yes, noa move. xD I has only 15 minutes lefts. >.>
I never said I was going to eat you. I'll feed all the hollows you were going to eat. Just for the irony. :P

Affirmative.
Not nice. D:<

[Devroux]

Yes, noa move. xD I has only 15 minutes lefts. >.>

Not nice. D:<
I is sorry! `~(

I'll bake you into cookies and feed you to Hally. She's into that.

[Bacon]

I is sorry! `~(

I'll bake you into cookies and feed you to Hally. She's into that.

Your mom is into that. xD

[Devroux]

Your mom is into that. xD
Don't talk like that in front of my virgin ears! O.o

[Bacon]

Don't talk like that in front of my virgin ears! O.o
Lying heathen. D: xD

[Devroux]

Lying heathen. D: xD
I'm sorry... It's compulsive. >.>

It won't happen again.

[Bacon]

I didn't say taht you should tell the truth., D:<

[Devroux]

I didn't say taht you should tell the truth., D:<
Oh I gotcha. I won't make that mistake again. x.x

Where's Kejon? He needs to do his duties.

[Bacon]

Lol Duties, xD

I will counter tommorow in this case. Peace. ^^

[Bacon]

/bump

[Devroux]

Forgive Kejon. He sucks at finishing fights. I know this from personal experience.

[Bacon]

xD It's alright.

[kejon16]

As I am barreling towards those tastey morsels, the pair of meanies dodges me quite easily. I have no time to fret about the soul reaper because the Arrancar just created an instantaneous shield of energy. Darn it I think to myself as I shift my body so that I can my left arm is able to collide with my adversary's attack. The result is my arm's hierro is bolstered greatly; plus the density of my fat will make the attack little more than a mosquito bite. This is because I consumed my zanpaktou years ago;placing the sheath in the blubber of my left arm and the zanpaktou in my right. This makes my arms the strongest part of my body,but my left is particularly dense because the sheath helps me divert energy straight into my blubber with the greatest efficiency.

The result from this maneuver allows me to break down his defense using the energy that manifests upon my hierro; ultimately allowing me to attack my foe with a heavy handed jab. Meanwhile, the soulreaper truffle appears above me with a stub of a zanpaktou,yet the cards that surround us have a rather powerful presence. So I swing my arm towards his two puny cards,but my right arm has a twist to it. The spirit energy in my arm allows me to manipulate the strength of my skin to send extend the arm with the tip of the blade sticking out from my fat. This arm will be rather fast in comparison to my overall movement speed as it intercepts his explosive projectiles to try and impale him.

Now it's my turn I think to myself as I retract my right arm without knowing the result of my attacks. I begin to mix the spew in my gullet and send it up into the atmosphere as an enormous surge of limbs,entrails, eyeballs and ground up bones. Once the spew reaches the summit of its ascent; it plunges back down to the earth in a rain or acidic sludge, horrendous toxic fumes,and half alive hollows who have lost their sanity.

~Seeing you block both cards. I smile as you stab into nothing but air. As I'm behind you about 50ft. Quickly I sense your attack coming down towards me. As I say.~Bakudo #73. Tozansho!~As a shield quickly forms around me. Blocking the attack with ease. The shield falls down around me as I shunpo into the sky. Pointing my right hand at you. I say.~Kādosutōmu!~Thousands of cards start to flow around you. Each card starts to catch on fire. Making a giant fire storm around you. Forming my hand into a fist. The storm moves closer towards your body. If your body is hit by the storm. It will catch on fire and burn your body.~

[Bacon]

My attack was well countered and he is now plunging his arm directly at me. I extend two ribbons that push his arm away from me leaving me unharmed (if you don't like that then I pushed myself to the side avoiding it). My "ally" then shoots cards down. But my enemy unknowingly helps me out by destroying them.

As this enormous pig-thing spits sludge into the air I use my ribbons to embalm me. When I feel the sludge stop falling I quickly release the ribbons and sonido away before the slime can penetrate my defense and harm me. By sonidoing away I also avoid any half-living hollows that may try to hurt me.

Wrapping my ribbons around my right arm they harden into the shape of a drill head. Spinning it I fill it with spiritual energy making my attacks with it stronger. I then sonido at my opponent and attempt to pierce his body. With my fortified drill I will at least be able to penetrate a defense or two if I don't hurt him directly.
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I need names for my attacks so I can look cool!

~Seeing you block both cards. I smile as you stab into nothing but air. As I'm behind you about 50ft. Quickly I sense your attack coming down towards me. As I say.~Bakudo #73. Tozansho!~As a shield quickly forms around me. Blocking the attack with ease. The shield falls down around me as I shunpo into the sky. Pointing my right hand at you. I say.~Kādosutōmu!~Thousands of cards start to flow around you. Each card starts to catch on fire. Making a giant fire storm around you. Forming my hand into a fist. The storm moves closer towards your body. If your body is hit by the storm. It will catch on fire and burn your body.~

I find that my opponent and his girly ribbons are infinitely annoying,but I have to time to ponder what he is plan on doing because his buddy is equally annoying. It looks like he is playing 52 card pick up,but I hate that game! Thousands of cards fly around me, each ignite to create a ring of death I suppose. Using my spiritual energy to create a thin coat of energy around my body; while inflating my hierro to create a blubber fat that is ultimately more effective than you normies because of the girth and defense combined. By simply somersaulting at a high rate into the blaze,the combined shield I made will utterly reduce the effects of the inferno's initial hit to nothing as I finish my jump to escape it's wrath.

How bothersome my opponent is, who does he think he is flying up there and ignoring gravity? However, I have more pressing matters becuase that Arrancar has a drill aimed to pierce me like a meanie. Without thinking I shift my body while swing my left arm towards the wretched drill. The combined strength and density of my left arm's heirro should be able to hold out against the drill. However, I do allow it to pierce my arm so that his arm gets caught in mine. Just to make sure, since he will be in such close proximity; I will do what I can to grasp his arm while attempting to get a clean bite on his neck using my patented spirit energy infused bite.
Just to be mean, I allow add extra pressure by thrusting my Right arm aimed at his gullet while focusing a large amount of energy into the tip.

[Devroux]

I find that my opponent and his girly ribbons are infinitely annoying,but I have to time to ponder what he is plan on doing because his buddy is equally annoying. It looks like he is playing 52 card pick up,but I hate that game! Thousands of cards fly around me, each ignite to create a ring of death I suppose. Using my spiritual energy to create a thin coat of energy around my body; while inflating my hierro to create a blubber fat that is ultimately more effective than you normies because of the girth and defense combined. By simply somersaulting at a high rate into the blaze,the combined shield I made will utterly reduce the effects of the inferno's initial hit to nothing as I finish my jump to escape it's wrath.

How bothersome my opponent is, who does he think he is flying up there and ignoring gravity? However, I have more pressing matters becuase that Arrancar has a drill aimed to pierce me like a meanie. Without thinking I shift my body while swing my left arm towards the wretched drill. The combined strength and density of my left arm's heirro should be able to hold out against the drill. However, I do allow it to pierce my arm so that his arm gets caught in mine. Just to make sure, since he will be in such close proximity; I will do what I can to grasp his arm while attempting to get a clean bite on his neck using my patented spirit energy infused bite.
Just to be mean, I allow add extra pressure by thrusting my Right arm aimed at his gullet while focusing a large amount of energy into the tip.

I smirk as I see my drill penetrate his arm but am surprised to see that I can't remove it. What a loss. The ribbons weaken and turn back into regular ribbons so I can free my arm. Stepping backwards I move out of range of my opponent who is trying to give me a hicky. Weird guy but okay. As he swings his arm at my stomach I leap upwards onto the large, incoming arm. Then I jump over his head and land back on the ground behind him.
I let ribbons run down my legs into the ground. Extending ribbons from my arms they turn into small blades. Turning around I make 10 successive slashes at hit chest and throught hoping to make him bleed out. Then I sondio 50 feet back in order to charge a cero. Hoping for an opening I wait.

[Bacon]

Sorry to say this,but you're already right next to me; you can't just get away once your drill and arm are in my fat. You either get a hit in this turn or you're stuck.

[Devroux]

I'm right next to you but the ribbons just surround my arm. By releasing them they free my arm letting me move. So when I'm free I step backwards out of your bite range. Why is that not acceptable?

[Bacon]

The ribbons are around your arm,but you never specify how long the drill is. Also, when I tried to grab you in short range, you just dodged like nothing. To be honest, your vague and your counter was doing nothing more than moving away.. Kinda defeats the purpose of Rp. >.>

[kejon16]

Can I counter yet? Or are you two still fighting???

[Devroux]

The ribbons are around your arm,but you never specify how long the drill is. Also, when I tried to grab you in short range, you just dodged like nothing. To be honest, your vague and your counter was doing nothing more than moving away.. Kinda defeats the purpose of Rp. >.>
Did you want me to delete it and redo it? I could. I have no problem with that.

[Bacon]

Can I counter yet? Or are you two still fighting???
Counter.
Did you want me to delete it and redo it? I could. I have no problem with that.
Bah! xD I just find it annoying when I take the time to lure someone into a trap; only to find that they just move out of the way.

[kejon16]

I'm just going to ask you this right now. You didn't even attack me this time right??

[Bacon]

Yup, I thought I could hurt dev this turn.

[kejon16]

Sweet now it's time to make my move.

[Bacon]

Bump.

[Devroux]

We're waiting on Kejon again I guess.

P.S.
I like the new sig addition.

[Bacon]

/bump

[Cyl]

Kejon disappeared. o.o

[Bacon]

That limey buttfayce was suppose to counter yesterday. D:<

[Devroux]

What if you just go and say he died of a heart attack or something?

[Bacon]

Sure. xD
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Try as I might, this stupid bird is too quick as he miraculously gets his arms free,but not his dainty ribbons. Ah man, when am I going to eat I think to myself as he uses me like a springboard. All the while; there seems to be ribbons drooping on me, so I grasp a batch while shaking them off with my left hand when they become sharp as nails. The puny blades won't do much to my blubbery hierro,but this butt face is still trying to hurt me.

Unfourtunately for me he uses sonnido save himself while his ribbons cut my hand;meaniE! I grow tired of this ribbon bullstuff and call upon my zanpaktou, "Mommy"!! In my mind, a beautiful motherly figure appears,but the outside of my body is a different story. My body will start to grow until I stand at a height of 4 meters, while exuding a faint crimson glow, while my arms actually end up being arched when I am stationary. A string of grotesque boils pop out without warning, all of them spewing a toxic gas. My blubbery human forms is still recognizable,but my irises become pitch black, my teeth become serrated,and a gaping cavity open on my stomach. This cavity is dripping with my bodily fluids and other bits and pieces of victims. From my back forms a tail made of fairly wide bones; while still maintaining a whip like structure.

Without much thought, use sonnido to send myself careening towards my adversary while attempting to punch him using one of my gargantuan arms.In my release, my strength and defenses greatly exceed my base's.

[Devroux]

Sure. xD
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Try as I might, this stupid bird is too quick as he miraculously gets his arms free,but not his dainty ribbons. Ah man, when am I going to eat I think to myself as he uses me like a springboard. All the while; there seems to be ribbons drooping on me, so I grasp a batch while shaking them off with my left hand when they become sharp as nails. The puny blades won't do much to my blubbery hierro,but this butt face is still trying to hurt me.

Unfourtunately for me he uses sonnido save himself while his ribbons cut my hand;meaniE! I grow tired of this ribbon bullstuff and call upon my zanpaktou, "Mommy"!! In my mind, a beautiful motherly figure appears,but the outside of my body is a different story. My body will start to grow until I stand at a height of 4 meters, while exuding a faint crimson glow, while my arms actually end up being arched when I am stationary. A string of grotesque boils pop out without warning, all of them spewing a toxic gas. My blubbery human forms is still recognizable,but my irises become pitch black, my teeth become serrated,and a gaping cavity open on my stomach. This cavity is dripping with my bodily fluids and other bits and pieces of victims. From my back forms a tail made of fairly wide bones; while still maintaining a whip like structure.

Without much thought, use sonnido to send myself careening towards my adversary while attempting to punch him using one of my gargantuan arms.In my release, my strength and defenses greatly exceed my base's.
The ribbons I placed in the ground earlier suddenly burst forth creating a stalagmite 5 feet high. Then I sonido in place to create a Vortex Shield. Knowing my opponent is stronger now than before my stalagmite will greatly reduce the power of his punch and my shield will then stop it completely.
My eyes turn pure black besides a white ring in the center. This signifies my release. Ribbons grow from my back creating 4 wings. Swinging them forward they act like 2 sets of scissors that will cut my opponent clean through if it weren't for his fatness. But the damage will be considerable just the same. Then as they finish their travel across they return to the normal ribbon state bursting 50 ribbons at my opponent that could skewer him.
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I'm thinking of some better moves. Don't think badly of me.

[junchurikioftheleaf]

100th reply bishes

[Devroux]

Thanks for bumping this.

[Bacon]

The ribbons I placed in the ground earlier suddenly burst forth creating a stalagmite 5 feet high. Then I sonido in place to create a Vortex Shield. Knowing my opponent is stronger now than before my stalagmite will greatly reduce the power of his punch and my shield will then stop it completely.
My eyes turn pure black besides a white ring in the center. This signifies my release. Ribbons grow from my back creating 4 wings. Swinging them forward they act like 2 sets of scissors that will cut my opponent clean through if it weren't for his fatness. But the damage will be considerable just the same. Then as they finish their travel across they return to the normal ribbon state bursting 50 ribbons at my opponent that could skewer him.
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I'm thinking of some better moves. Don't think badly of me.

/thinks badly D: xD

My opponent thinks he can stop me with some puny pillars,but my hieght and considerably more powerful release allows me to plow through them with the punch I already throw at him.However, he has started to create a wings of ribbon that move in a pincer movement towards me once again. In response to this, I swing my left arm while charging a cero that will be wrapped around my palm to greatly amplify my punch'es strength;and my heirro's durability. As the two forces clash, there should be nothing standing in my way,but he doesn't give me time to linger because he ribbons are comming back as shards. So I focus spirit energy into my hiney and unleash a fart that is released like a shock wave;canceling out the energy in his attack.

Now then, I turn my attention to my opponent while thrusting a large quantity of spirit energy from my gullet. The result is a tidal surge of acidic bodily fluids that rushes towards my opponent with considerable speed.Should he be caught in it, hundreds of appendages will try to grasp him and other critters that lurk within the spew will start rush towards the new life force as if they were piranha; they will utterly rip at any foreign material.

[Devroux]

/thinks badly D: xD

My opponent thinks he can stop me with some puny pillars,but my hieght and considerably more powerful release allows me to plow through them with the punch I already throw at him.However, he has started to create a wings of ribbon that move in a pincer movement towards me once again. In response to this, I swing my left arm while charging a cero that will be wrapped around my palm to greatly amplify my punch'es strength;and my heirro's durability. As the two forces clash, there should be nothing standing in my way,but he doesn't give me time to linger because he ribbons are comming back as shards. So I focus spirit energy into my hiney and unleash a fart that is released like a shock wave;canceling out the energy in his attack.

Now then, I turn my attention to my opponent while thrusting a large quantity of spirit energy from my gullet. The result is a tidal surge of acidic bodily fluids that rushes towards my opponent with considerable speed.Should he be caught in it, hundreds of appendages will try to grasp him and other critters that lurk within the spew will start rush towards the new life force as if they were piranha; they will utterly rip at any foreign material.
I'm astonished that my theatrical opponent decides to release a bodily function as a way to save himself from my attacks. But it's too early to laugh because he's already sent a wave of his spew at me. 2 white rings form in my empty, black eyes signifying that my power has increased. With a burst of reiatsu I throw myself into the air away from my opponent's attack. This was an easy counter. It seems my opponent is a close range kind of guy.
Taking this into consideration I decide I need to try and fight from distance. I sonido 3 times in place which in turn forms a large Vortex Cannon. Using this as an enhancer I launch 3 ribbon spheres at my opponent. They are not only moving at Mach 16, a speed that can kill on its own, but they are condensed spheres that act like cannonballs. And with my additional power they are stronger than before. Enough to compete with his released state that is.

[Bacon]

My opponent looks like he just grinned at me, as if he has figured out how to defeat my release. What's more is the fact that he thinks he can compete with me while grinning! From his palms shoots forth two spheres moving at a high velocity,but they are still fodder as I create a funnel of spirit energy pulling them into my mouth which has a net of spirit energy to cushion them safely. With this, I don't allow the energy balls to stop,but rather I direct them out of the cavity in my stomach aimed to hit him.

Now then, he wants to play dirty eh? With this, I conjure up the all the corpses that were churning in my gullet to spew an ocean's worth of slugde in all directions. This will blanket the sky for days as the falling innards create start to flood the battlefield. Unmentionable beasts lie within the spew,but I save them for later while directing my arm towards my adversary. He is now going to get a glimpse of true powers and what they are intended to do.

Towering columns of spew rush towards my opponent as flexible limbs which are meant to capture my opponents. I am only able to make 12 limbs at once if I want them to have durability and size. As I increase the number made,their life spans dwindle. At any rate, twelve towering columns will stretch out to try and grasp my adversary; while hollow that appear to be like pirranha periodically bolt from the columns on their own.

[Devroux]

My opponent looks like he just grinned at me, as if he has figured out how to defeat my release. What's more is the fact that he thinks he can compete with me while grinning! From his palms shoots forth two spheres moving at a high velocity,but they are still fodder as I create a funnel of spirit energy pulling them into my mouth which has a net of spirit energy to cushion them safely. With this, I don't allow the energy balls to stop,but rather I direct them out of the cavity in my stomach aimed to hit him.

Now then, he wants to play dirty eh? With this, I conjure up the all the corpses that were churning in my gullet to spew an ocean's worth of slugde in all directions. This will blanket the sky for days as the falling innards create start to flood the battlefield. Unmentionable beasts lie within the spew,but I save them for later while directing my arm towards my adversary. He is now going to get a glimpse of true powers and what they are intended to do.

Towering columns of spew rush towards my opponent as flexible limbs which are meant to capture my opponents. I am only able to make 12 limbs at once if I want them to have durability and size. As I increase the number made,their life spans dwindle. At any rate, twelve towering columns will stretch out to try and grasp my adversary; while hollow that appear to be like pirranha periodically bolt from the columns on their own.
Yawning I see him send the spheres I made back at me. Unwrapping a ribbon from around my wrist it twists itself into the shape of a scythe. The spheres having stopped and been directed back are moving slower than they were when I threw them. Using the blunt end of my scythe I smash the first sphere. Spinning the weapon around I cut through the second and third. But I am not at rest for long.
My opponent sent his goo into the sky. Forming 2 more rings I sonido in place 5 times creating another Vortex Cannon. This time the power of my cannon has increased and the extra sonidos whip up a stronger wind. The cannon I created looks like an upside down tornado and it sucks the spew from the sky. Twisting it around me I shoot it back at my opponent at high speeds just like the spheres I sent before.
My scythe then unwinds and straightens out into a long, straight ribbon. Using my speed I lund into the pack of arms. Being faster I maneuver myself through the attack while my ribbon slices through each arm. This ribbon is stronger than the others because it's been with me longer and has absorbed more of my sp.
After slicing away at each arm and having directed the sky goo back at my opponent I go back on the offensive. With the long ribbon I can attack from a distance. Using this I jab at my opponent threatening to skewer him a few times. Then as fast as I stop I attack again with 3 more ribbon spheres moving at Mach 15 this time.

[Bacon]

That turn is too messy, I can't tell what you did. x.x

[Devroux]

Too messy? I smashed the spheres, sent the spew from the sky back at you, cut through the arms, tried to skewer you, and sent 3 more ribbon spheres at you.

[Bacon]

It's too hard to decipher, messy. >.>

[Devroux]

Not messy! Elite... =.=

[Bacon]

Yawning I see him send the spheres I made back at me. Unwrapping a ribbon from around my wrist it twists itself into the shape of a scythe. The spheres having stopped and been directed back are moving slower than they were when I threw them. Using the blunt end of my scythe I smash the first sphere. Spinning the weapon around I cut through the second and third. But I am not at rest for long.

My opponent sent his goo into the sky. Forming 2 more rings I sonido in place 5 times creating another Vortex Cannon. This time the power of my cannon has increased and the extra sonidos whip up a stronger wind. The cannon I created looks like an upside down tornado and it sucks the spew from the sky. Twisting it around me I shoot it back at my opponent at high speeds just like the spheres I sent before.

My scythe then unwinds and straightens out into a long, straight ribbon. Using my speed I lund into the pack of arms. Being faster I maneuver myself through the attack while my ribbon slices through each arm. This ribbon is stronger than the others because it's been with me longer and has absorbed more of my sp.

After slicing away at each arm and having directed the sky goo back at my opponent I go back on the offensive. With the long ribbon I can attack from a distance. Using this I jab at my opponent threatening to skewer him a few times. Then as fast as I stop I attack again with 3 more ribbon spheres moving at Mach 15 this time.


Seeing that my opponent somehow absorbs all the rain from the sky, he shoots it back at me? This will not work because my massive columns of sludge are directly in front of me,which merely fortifies them. He then proceeds to not only engaging my columns directly,but he neglects to counter my pirranha like hollow;which bite down upon his body and detonate themselves.

However, the worse danger is the columns that he thinks he can foolishly slash; since my sludge is swimming with spirit energy, their durability can stand up to even bankai and release powers. Nonetheless, he may manage to harm one column,but the other eleven will converge on him. Meanwhile,the column that he attacks will be used as a pathway for my slumbering beast within the ocean of sludge. It shoots up the pillar and lunges out to try and grab my opponent. This beast is a gargantuan squid which will try to use it tentacles to capture him and constrict his movement.

[Bacon]

Not messy! Elite... =.=
Separate your paragraphs. xD

[Devroux]

Seeing that my opponent somehow absorbs all the rain from the sky, he shoots it back at me? This will not work because my massive columns of sludge are directly in front of me,which merely fortifies them. He then proceeds to not only engaging my columns directly,but he neglects to counter my pirranha like hollow;which bite down upon his body and detonate themselves.

However, the worse danger is the columns that he thinks he can foolishly slash; since my sludge is swimming with spirit energy, their durability can stand up to even bankai and release powers. Nonetheless, he may manage to harm one column,but the other eleven will converge on him. Meanwhile,the column that he attacks will be used as a pathway for my slumbering beast within the ocean of sludge. It shoots up the pillar and lunges out to try and grab my opponent. This beast is a gargantuan squid which will try to use it tentacles to capture him and constrict his movement.
As the hollow come to bite at me seperate ribbons peel off my body and push them far enough away that any explosions do not effect me. As my opponent's seemingly undamaged sludge limbs come at me I cut through them with my special ribbon. Then a large squid comes at me. Even though it's large I use ribbons, a large amount, to push it away from me. This may or may not harm it but it keeps me safe for the moment.

Taking my chance I attack again. Using my long ribbon weapon to attempt to skewer my opponent and then I shoot 3 more ribbon spheres at him.


My ribbon weapon is stronger than my other ribbons. And if I didn't explain I am already in second release. Second release powers are greater than first release/shikai. My speed is always constant at Mach 15 but the power of my attacks change with the rings in my eyes. 4 means I'm at my most powerful other than AoD which has 6. So my ribbon weapon should be able to cut through the arms easily even though they can stand up to my normal second release ribbons.

[Bacon]

As the hollow come to bite at me seperate ribbons peel off my body and push them far enough away that any explosions do not effect me. As my opponent's seemingly undamaged sludge limbs come at me I cut through them with my special ribbon. Then a large squid comes at me. Even though it's large I use ribbons, a large amount, to push it away from me. This may or may not harm it but it keeps me safe for the moment.

Taking my chance I attack again. Using my long ribbon weapon to attempt to skewer my opponent and then I shoot 3 more ribbon spheres at him.


My ribbon weapon is stronger than my other ribbons. And if I didn't explain I am already in second release. Second release powers are greater than first release/shikai. My speed is always constant at Mach 15 but the power of my attacks change with the rings in my eyes. 4 means I'm at my most powerful other than AoD which has 6. So my ribbon weapon should be able to cut through the arms easily even though they can stand up to my normal second release ribbons.

What?!!?!xD When?

[Devroux]

I am always in second release. My speed never changes but my power does.

0 rings: Base power level
2 rings: First Release power level
4 rings: Second Release power level
6 rings: AoD in which everything goes up

[Bacon]

When exactly did you choose to use your second release? >.> My powers are suited for first releases.

[Devroux]

I'm in constant second release.

When I became an arrancar I gained power but couldn't seal it so I'm in second release all the time. I can move at Mach 16 at all times but the actual power of my attacks changes with the number of rings in my eyes. Now I have 4. I'm at my full second release power level now.

[Bacon]

I see. really strange friend; you could have taken 2 minutes to mention this at the get go. xD I will counter in a bit.

[Devroux]

I'm sorry. My mistake. `o.o"

[Bacon]

As the hollow come to bite at me seperate ribbons peel off my body and push them far enough away that any explosions do not effect me. As my opponent's seemingly undamaged sludge limbs come at me I cut through them with my special ribbon. Then a large squid comes at me. Even though it's large I use ribbons, a large amount, to push it away from me. This may or may not harm it but it keeps me safe for the moment.

Taking my chance I attack again. Using my long ribbon weapon to attempt to skewer my opponent and then I shoot 3 more ribbon spheres at him.


My ribbon weapon is stronger than my other ribbons. And if I didn't explain I am already in second release. Second release powers are greater than first release/shikai. My speed is always constant at Mach 15 but the power of my attacks change with the rings in my eyes. 4 means I'm at my most powerful other than AoD which has 6. So my ribbon weapon should be able to cut through the arms easily even though they can stand up to my normal second release ribbons.


My adversary is much stronger than I had imagined considering the fact that he got rid of poor nessy. However, I don't have time to mourn over his loss when the monster uses a long range weapon to try and kill me. So I clasp my hands together to channel large ammounts of energy almost instantaneously to create 2 towering columns that shoot into the weapon's trajectory. With this,the weapon's velocity and power is severely weakened,but the strange weapon still strikes my left arm. His sphere try to once again hit me,but I use a mouth's funnel of spirit energy to swallow the spheres;but not without consequence.

As I struggled to keep consciousness, countless gallons of sludge climb up the weapon and straight for my adversary. At the same time, I stomp my foot down to create 6 columns to shoot up and try to grasp him as well. Along with this, I pull the wretched weapon from my arm and use sonnido to close the gap between use. While doing so,I will wrap a cero oscura around my palm and attempt to strike my opponent with my right fist.

[Devroux]

I smile as I see my strike hit. But I see slime crawling up my weapon. This ribbon has stored much of my energy for many years. Sucking the energy from the weapon I store it within my right arm with makes it much stronger than before. I let go of the ribbon and let it fall to the ground as more pillars rise up from the ground at me. Sonidoing in place I form a Vortex Shield with ribbons spiking out of it. The rotation rips apart the slime pillars.

Seeing my opponent move quickly I notice his arm discolor. Smiling I turn my torso avoiding the strike of his arm. Moving quickly I reach into the air and attempt to elbow the middle of my opponent's forearm with my right arm. The power of the strike and the additional energy bonus will easily break the bone in 2. Not to mention the speed of the strike itself. Then I sonido 20 feet to the right in hopes of getting myself away from any dangerous slime he may try to ooze at me.

[Bacon]

My opponent has obviously underestimated me as he allows me to get within a close quarters combat. It's true that the pillar weren't being continuously fed with energy,but now I can turn my massive arm into his back while biting his arm. The sheer size of my arm should wrap around me and the the momentum from my sonnido should allow me to get a clean bite on his vulnerable forearm.

Regardless if he can escape as if nothing happened, I sonnido into my ocean of sludge and immerse myself in its domain. The sludge will slowly fill my previous wounds to prevent blatant blood lose while the good acts as an extension of my body. Now I stand as a towering behemoth,lacking any really distinguishable features. With my right arm, I swing it towards my opponent while my left splits into thousands of short range tentacles that attempt to grasp drag you into my body.

[Devroux]

Can you explain the first part? I turned my body and smashed your arm but somehow it still hit me? I'm confused...

[Bacon]

Smiling I turn my torso avoiding the strike of his arm.

You just simply dodged me, basically gm. So I took that as my arm was still moving and went to crush your arm as you struck mine.

[Devroux]

My speed is much higher. I'm allowed.

And if I strike your arm how does mine get crushed?

[Bacon]

My speed is much higher. I'm allowed.

And if I strike your arm how does mine get crushed?
This is where the headache starts, that's gm and you know it. The second thing wrong here is the fact that this will devolve into a battle of numbers. I was moving at the speed of light to avoid Flamey34's attacks;all because he kept claiming to be faster and faster.Why exactly do you think your release makes you faster than me automatically?

Second,when you strike my arm I take the hit and bite you back. Simply no? Combine that with the fact that I can simply move my arm which you didn't attack until I was pressed up against you makes this whole moving thing problematic.

Simply put, I gmed to fight gmed, bad me.

[Devroux]

It's not GM. That's poor RP but again my speed is higher enabling me to do so. My character was developed off speed and defense. My bones are light due to the construction of the "bone" which happens to be the same ribbons I use to attack and defend. Mach 16 is a breeze due to a natural enhance. Mach 15 would be the fastest you could move in second release without an enhance.

Numbers are the game. I made up a guide in the rules for it. You stated when you released that your strength and defensive stats increased. You said nothing about speed. And since I'm in second release and you're in first I am faster no matter how you look at it. Again: look at the guide.

I didn't know you took the hit. Then I will have to defend against the bite. Which will be easily done considering I peel ribbons from my body. But with my speed being at least 6 Mach speeds higher then I should be able to strike you and sonido out of range easily.

I don't see that you GMed nor did I. It's easily understood.

[Bacon]

Don't get me wrong, I go by a basic set of principles;release makes your stats go up universally. Yet, devolving into a numbers game leads into light speed tactics. It leads into a confusing non sensical arguement because I can easily say, I sonnidoed to avoid your punch. Would that be fair if you couldn't hit me simply because I moved really fast? For that matter, why don't I just make my base speed mach 100 since an evil alchemist messed with my body,allowing me to move faster?

[Devroux]

That basic set of principles is the same that I use. But mine entitles more numbers. The numbers make it easier for me to understand.

Base: up to Mach 5
First Release: up to Mach 10
Second Release: up to Mach 15
Enhancers make you go faster.

So using this I created my character. Second release I have a natural enhancer (my ribbon bones) that increase my speed to a constant Mach 16. As far as I know you are moving only at a Mach 10 at best. So using this I figure my speed is way above yours so moving to the side would be easy.

The numbers game is easy to play if you know how to play it. Light speed is out of the question with the simple guide I came up with using Kazumi's first chart.

Sonido is a fast movement. Not a teleportation. From what Vat told me it moves like 2 ft/sec so a sonido wouldn't help you in this scene.

[Devroux]

For the record: I have barely any clue on how my response is any kind of arguement against what you said.

[Bacon]

For the record, I find the fact that you are justifying god modding and moving 16 times the speed of sound far fetched.

The moment you start to bring numbers into this,is the moment that this devolves into this familiar and ugly pattern.

Player 1:Attack
Player 2:Move 13000/fps
Counter
player 1: Move 13000 feet per second
counter

[Devroux]

I'm not justifying GM. I'm justifying speed as a big factor in any battle. Talk to Vat. He has no enhancers or anything and he moves faster than everyone in FV. I'm just following the rules.