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NBT
09-12-2010, 06:57 PM
Who wins?

VillarbaDye
09-12-2010, 07:04 PM
Lmao.

Konan will outsmart the scissors and pwn them with a rock!!!

NBT
09-12-2010, 07:05 PM
She doesn't have a rock.

Kunoichi
09-12-2010, 07:06 PM
Can she tag team with rock?

Edit: well nevermind then.

lolohwd
09-12-2010, 07:08 PM
easy she makes a gaint paper ball thats like a rock
shell call it chibaku paper tensei
lol

VillarbaDye
09-12-2010, 07:10 PM
Hmm...then she wins by blowing up the scissors, she seems to always have paper bombs handy.

NBT
09-12-2010, 07:12 PM
easy she makes a gaint paper ball thats like a rock
shell call it chibaku paper tensei
lol

But it's still paper.

Jutsu Junkie
09-12-2010, 07:16 PM
Konan: I never thought I'd see you around here again.

Scissors: We're not children anymore, Konan. The doctors removed the safety guards years ago. My skills have ... sharpened.

Konan: You were so cute and chubby back then, with your Fisher Price handles. We used to make beautiful crafts together. We were happy...

Scissors: You were happy. If you weren't so high on paste all the time, you would have noticed my suffering!

Konan: *laughs* What do you mean? *nervously fingers jar of paste hidden in robes*

Scissors: Do you know how hard it is to get dried glue off young blades? DO YOU KONAN????!!!!

Konan: Let's settle this now!

Narrator: Poor Konan. She never saw the stapler jutsu coming.


Scissors win!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !

Phoenix Wright
09-12-2010, 07:32 PM
Rock Lee>>>Uchiha

Rock>Uchiha
Rock>Scissors
Uchiha=Scissors
Konan= Paper
Rock<Paper
Scissors>Paper
Scissors>Konan

Uchiha>Paper
Uchiha>Konan

Konan loses to scissors.

Which is Madara.

deidara330
09-12-2010, 07:41 PM
Konan uses her ultimate summoning jutsu to summon The Rock (AKA Dwayne Johnson) and The Rock defeats The Scissors with his awesome un-pierce-able body.

Konan wins `:P

NBT
09-12-2010, 07:43 PM
Since when does Konan use summoning jutsu.

deidara330
09-12-2010, 07:44 PM
Since when does Konan use summoning jutsu.Since 3 minutes ago `:P

NBT
09-12-2010, 07:47 PM
Whatever.
Scissors can just blitzes her anyway.

deidara330
09-12-2010, 07:49 PM
Whatever.
Scissors can just blitzes her anyway.Ah, but her summoning jutsu is lightspeed as stated by Morgan Freeman. She only has to summon The Rock, a confirmed FTL and Planet Buster, to win the match. `:P

Jutsu Junkie
09-12-2010, 07:55 PM
Ah, but her summoning jutsu is lightspeed as stated by Morgan Freeman. She only has to summon The Rock, a confirmed FTL and Planet Buster, to win the match. `:P

Morgan Freeman ftw!

NBT
09-12-2010, 08:08 PM
Ah, but her summoning jutsu is lightspeed as stated by Morgan Freeman. She only has to summon The Rock, a confirmed FTL and Planet Buster, to win the match. `:P

Scissors are massively FTL.Scissors blitzes.

deidara330
09-13-2010, 07:36 PM
Scissors are massively FTL.Scissors blitzes.But Konan can warp space/time with her left pinkie instantaneously. She can send Scissors to The Rock's inner dimension, where Scissors will spend all of eternity listening to bad Rock music.

Konan wins `:P

Akatsuki X
09-13-2010, 07:39 PM
Rock Lee>>>Uchiha

Rock>Uchiha
Rock>Scissors
Uchiha=Scissors
Konan= Paper
Rock<Paper
Scissors>Paper
Scissors>Konan

Uchiha>Paper
Uchiha>Konan

Konan loses to scissors.


Which is Madara.
What is this, I don't even....

Pain_man_who_became_god
09-13-2010, 07:40 PM
scissors: cut-you in lady-parts-no-jutsu

now konan has no nipples

Akatsuki X
09-13-2010, 07:49 PM
You sir, made me giggle.