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geogreymon123
09-10-2010, 08:44 PM
So all you say is a Yo mamma Joke and the Next person rates it from 1-100

1-Weak
20-Eh
50-Ok
75-Cool
100-LMAO

Ill start then the next person Rates Mine and they say a yo mamma joke and so on and so on.

YO mamma so stupid she got hit by a parked Car.

lolohwd
09-10-2010, 08:45 PM
01

ur moms so fat naruto couldnt "believe it"

Pool
09-10-2010, 08:46 PM
89

Your moms so ugly she was on americas LEAST wanted

fearkisame
09-10-2010, 08:47 PM
50
Yo Mama's so stupid she thought Taco Bell was a mexican phone company

geogreymon123
09-10-2010, 08:48 PM
Yo Mamma SO UGLY she gave a GORILLA a Heart attack.

lolohwd
09-10-2010, 08:48 PM
27


ur moms so fat she ate choji to get to the ramen behind him

geogreymon123
09-10-2010, 08:49 PM
@lolhwd It doesnt have to be Naruto Related.
01

Yo mamma so ugly she turned Medusa to Stone.

Pool
09-10-2010, 08:51 PM
ONE HUNDRED I LOVE THAT ONE

Your mommas so short she can hang glide from a dorito

fearkisame
09-10-2010, 08:51 PM
93
Yo Mama's so dumb she thought fruit punch was a gay boxer.

geogreymon123
09-10-2010, 08:53 PM
56

YO MAMMA So stupid she thought Tiger Woods was A woods in China.

lolohwd
09-10-2010, 08:56 PM
i have a joke that would own all of these but sadly i can say it for it would break a couple of rules

fearkisame
09-10-2010, 08:57 PM
i have a joke that would own all of these but sadly i can say it for it would break a couple of rules
wants to know what it is now

NBT
09-10-2010, 09:05 PM
Yo mama so stupid,she cheated off Billy's test.

Kunoichi
09-10-2010, 09:10 PM
weak

yo momma so fat, she sat on a rainbow and skittle popped out

NBT
09-10-2010, 09:12 PM
5
Yo mama so ugly,she made an onion cry.

RealNinja
09-10-2010, 09:14 PM
23

Your momma's like a vaccum (http://naruto.viz.com/forum/#) cleaner ... She sucks, blows and gets laid in the closet.

NBT
09-10-2010, 09:15 PM
45
Yo mama so stupid,she stupid.

RealNinja
09-10-2010, 09:18 PM
weak

Yo momma so old she owes Moses a dollar.

geogreymon123
09-10-2010, 09:52 PM
YO MAMMA so old she got a SIGNED bible by JESUS! Oh Yeah I went there!

Alako_Machiko
09-12-2010, 06:42 PM
50
Yo momma's so fat and stupid when she sees a school bus she yells "TWINKIE!!" and chases it

geogreymon123
09-13-2010, 08:25 PM
78

Yo mamma soi stupid when she was locked in the grocery store she STARVED to death. xD

You dont know me
09-13-2010, 09:17 PM
Yo momma's so ugly, they didn't give her a costume when she auditioned for Star Wars.

SimpleGenin
09-13-2010, 09:26 PM
yo mamma so fat when her cell phone beeps, people think she's backin up

You dont know me
09-13-2010, 09:33 PM
No you didnt. Yo Mama so fat her BMI is measured in acres.

SimpleGenin
09-13-2010, 09:34 PM
u mamma so old her breast milks are powder :P

You dont know me
09-13-2010, 09:40 PM
Yo mama's so nasty, she only changes her drawers once every 10000 miles.

SimpleGenin
09-13-2010, 09:51 PM
Your momma so old, she owes Fred Flintstone a food stamp.

You dont know me
09-13-2010, 09:53 PM
yo momma so old she co wrote the old testament.

SimpleGenin
09-13-2010, 09:58 PM
yo mamma so ugly she makes michael jackson look like brad pitt

You dont know me
09-13-2010, 10:10 PM
Yo mama's so hairy, she shaves with a weedwacker.

SimpleGenin
09-13-2010, 10:13 PM
yo mamma is so ugly i heard ur father first met her at the zoo! BURRNN!!

Monster Addict92
09-13-2010, 10:13 PM
Yo mama's so ugly, she's stupid

SimpleGenin
09-13-2010, 10:17 PM
Yo mama's so ugly, she's stupid
????????? HAHA

YOUR mama so stupid she was born on Halloween and can't remember her birthday.

geogreymon123
09-14-2010, 06:54 AM
Guys i dont see any rating. It says in the title RATE the Jokes. Dont just say the joke and not Rate the person above you >.>

Monster Addict92
09-14-2010, 04:49 PM
80/100
Yo momma so fat, she gets towed to work

Raiton:Gian_Kakuzu
09-14-2010, 04:50 PM
http://www.freshorwack.com/wp-content/uploads/yoMama.jpg

geogreymon123
09-14-2010, 04:54 PM
39/100

YO mamma so fat when she takes a step car alarms go off.

king kakashi
09-17-2010, 04:08 PM
80/100
yo mamma is so poor her face is on the food stamp.

Miss Kitty
09-17-2010, 04:39 PM
ehhh.. I'll give it a 50

Yo mama so fat she tried to get out of bed and ended up rocking herself back to sleep.

king kakashi
09-17-2010, 05:40 PM
90/100
yo mamma so fat she stepped on the scale and it said to be continued

geogreymon123
09-17-2010, 09:32 PM
93/100

YO MAMMA so fat when she stepped on a scale it said "TO INFINTY AND BEYOND!"

kakashirox
09-17-2010, 11:39 PM
73/100

yo mamma so fat i took a picture of her last christmas and its still printing

king kakashi
09-18-2010, 12:16 AM
98/100
yo mamma so ugly she looked in the mirror and her reflection ran away

Memitim
09-18-2010, 12:29 AM
65

yo mama's so stupid she thought Meow Mix was a dance record by cats.

king kakashi
09-18-2010, 12:45 AM
87/100
yo mamma so fat she fell in the grand canyon and got stuck

Memitim
09-18-2010, 12:58 AM
90/10



yo mama so ugly, she makes blind children cry.

kakashirox
09-18-2010, 01:09 AM
89/100

Yo mama so dirty she makes mud look clean.

Sakura Zinair
09-18-2010, 09:35 AM
80/100
yo mama so fat that some one stole her purse and she said bring back my twicky

geogreymon123
09-18-2010, 10:58 AM
78/100

YO MAMMA so poor when people rob her house they LEAVE MONEY.

ShariKage
09-18-2010, 10:58 AM
what are we, 12?

geogreymon123
09-18-2010, 01:25 PM
If you aint gonna do Yo mamma and rate dont Post plz.

king kakashi
09-21-2010, 09:43 AM
yo momma so ugly rats are scared of her

geogreymon123
09-21-2010, 03:34 PM
25/100

YO mamma so fat she has to take pictures FROM A STALITE!

Chiku
09-21-2010, 03:41 PM
50/10

mine- you mamma so stupid she thinks yo mamma jokes are funny.

-_-

One-Tailed Shukaku
09-21-2010, 05:45 PM
50

Yo momma's so dumb that she's wasting time of her life to read this useless boring yo momma joke of mine

geogreymon123
09-22-2010, 07:30 AM
When your mamma dressed up in red people thoguth she was KOOLAID MAN

king kakashi
09-23-2010, 08:34 AM
90/100
yo mamma so fat she went to the movies and sat next to everyone

Raiton:Gian_Kakuzu
09-23-2010, 08:35 AM
http://pdaware.org/files/misc/11/yomama.gif

geogreymon123
09-23-2010, 04:27 PM
4/100

YO so stupid she sits on the TV and watches the couch.

king kakashi
04-20-2011, 12:03 AM
85/10
yo mamma so fat she laid down on the beach and everyone started running around shouting free willy!!!

sasuke uchiha gal
04-23-2011, 08:10 PM
5/10

yo mamas so old her birth certificate says expired

dogboy22
04-23-2011, 08:30 PM
50/100

Yo Mamma so fat her dress size is drop some weight!

sasuke uchiha gal
04-23-2011, 08:34 PM
3/10 sorry bro but that sucked

yo mamas blood type is ragoo

dogboy22
04-23-2011, 08:42 PM
3/10 sorry bro but that sucked

yo mamas blood type is ragoo

1/10

you left out a part sis not good xD

sasuke uchiha gal
04-23-2011, 08:46 PM
1/10

you left out a part sis not good xD
what did i leave out!!

dogboy22
04-23-2011, 08:47 PM
what did i leave out!!

the one crucial part to a yo mamma joke

sasuke uchiha gal
04-23-2011, 08:48 PM
the one crucial part to a yo mamma joke
thats how that one goes there is no yo mamas so fat/ugly/stupid..... to is

dogboy22
04-23-2011, 08:49 PM
thats how that one goes there is no yo mamas so fat/ugly/stupid..... to is

wow then my rating remains it sucks

sasuke uchiha gal
04-23-2011, 08:57 PM
wow then my rating remains it sucks
u kno what.... MEH!!!!

gaaras girl
04-28-2011, 08:41 AM
yo mamma so fat when she woke up on the wrong side of the bed there was no write side

puppetmasterpossession
05-01-2011, 05:21 PM
17/100

Your mama is SOO fat that when God said there would be light, he had to ask her to move.

junchurikioftheleaf
05-01-2011, 05:23 PM
6/10

yo momma so stupid she put an X on a box and spun it around thinking it was an Xbox 360

naruto_jock
05-01-2011, 05:23 PM
8/10

You're mama is so dumb she thought Tupac Shacore was a Jewish holiday.

puppetmasterpossession
05-01-2011, 05:31 PM
60/100

Yo Mama is so stupid she didn't know that under Chuck Norris's beard is just another fist.

Ino's Girl
05-01-2011, 07:38 PM
0/10

Yo momma so ugly, she's Justin Beiber

puppetmasterpossession
05-02-2011, 09:26 PM
lolwut? 1.5/10


Yo Mama is just REALLY fat.