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RealNinja
09-06-2010, 12:12 PM
The crack head has not had a hit in a while. He is suffering from withdrawal symptoms and he is on the edge. Armed with a pocket knife and a crackpipe. He is bloodlusted.

The Joker is being is being the Joker teasing the fiend with his preferred product. He has his regular weapons.

Who would win?

Raiton:Gian_Kakuzu
09-06-2010, 12:14 PM
LOL now this is the funniest thread in a while i say the joker wins this

Leafy
09-06-2010, 12:15 PM
Is this a joke thread?

Joker wins.

RealNinja
09-06-2010, 12:47 PM
Is this a joke thread?

Joker wins.

Maybe or maybe not?

A crack head can be highly dangerous. They are extremely fast and dangerous with a knife. What does the Joker have that will take him out.:ugeek:

SageoftheSixPaths
09-06-2010, 12:50 PM
There is no situation in which the Joker will ever lose.

He smokes the crack and bites the other guy's head off.

RealNinja
09-06-2010, 12:52 PM
Ah the crackhead throws the crackpipe at the joker face. It distracts him the crackhead stabs him.

cnorwood
09-06-2010, 01:18 PM
im guessing you guys dont know how hard it is to knock a crackhead out, crack head babyshakes

the ladies man
09-06-2010, 01:19 PM
Joker wins

RealNinja
09-06-2010, 02:02 PM
Crackheads has more durability than the joker.

J-Sun Tasogare
09-06-2010, 03:05 PM
Joker has a gun

lolohwd
09-06-2010, 03:17 PM
joker wins. i believe he actually as training in martial arts. and is extremely dangerous

RealNinja
09-06-2010, 03:34 PM
A crackhead can take extreme pain levels some even take bullets. Joker may no martil arts but a crack head knows crazy.

skillr
09-06-2010, 03:45 PM
jokers a crack head XD

RealNinja
09-06-2010, 04:43 PM
Joker has normal human abilities. A crackhead has abnormal human abilities.
http://api.ning.com/files/SVnC9W7SBKQusEF6BBeXV8ygs3tfvLc4qfk6gJnp4Ww_/Tyrone1.jpg

maikel death
09-06-2010, 04:51 PM
Here is a list of the sonics

Subsonic
Transonic
supersonic
hypersonic
High-hypersonic
Re entry sonic

The crackhead is a re entry sonic

RealNinja
09-06-2010, 05:56 PM
Here this is a complete guide to crackhead powers. Read it and still say acrack head will lose.
http://ghettoguides.com/powers.html

Kunoichi
09-06-2010, 06:03 PM
Maybe or maybe not?

A crack head can be highly dangerous. They are extremely fast and dangerous with a knife. What does the Joker have that will take him out.:ugeek:
I think the question is what doesn't the joker have, Since he's not going through withdraw he doesn't feel like vomiting, he doesn't have muscle pain, he doesn't have fatigue, all in all the joker's got the full use of all 5 senses.

Joker wins.

RealNinja
09-06-2010, 06:11 PM
The crackhead has motivation. A crackhead is no longer human when in need of crack. They ignore pain and have no conscious. They would slit a three year old for their pocket change. Can the joker take on such a creature.:ugeek:

Akatsuki X
09-06-2010, 09:31 PM
The joker carries a revolver.
Meaning that the crackhead gets a bullet to the head.

Laughing gas would also make close combat useless for the crackhead.

Muffintop
09-06-2010, 09:36 PM
Think of it this way, The Joker is likely hands down Batman's greatest enemy, annnnnd I think Batman could easily, EASILY, take out a crackhead. For someone that is able to keep Batman on his toes, I think I can safely say that The Joker takes the cake on this one.

Vex
09-06-2010, 09:38 PM
Joker has normal human abilities. A crackhead has abnormal human abilities.
http://api.ning.com/files/SVnC9W7SBKQusEF6BBeXV8ygs3tfvLc4qfk6gJnp4Ww_/Tyrone1.jpgOh my god I lol'd.

zebrakiller
09-06-2010, 09:40 PM
lmao at RN's serious arguments. joker is insane, but not stupid. he could easily handle a crackhead, no matter how desperate.

RealNinja
09-07-2010, 03:32 PM
The joker carries a revolver.
Meaning that the crackhead gets a bullet to the head.

Laughing gas would also make close combat useless for the crackhead.

Ha a crackhead has inhuman reflexes it would slap that revolver out of joker hand.

http://1.bp.blogspot.com/__PWiVjNLx9A/SnnALre7LoI/AAAAAAAAB-s/8h8iq3WvrUA/s400/Neo.jpg
Crackheads would use gas to get high.
http://i.ytimg.com/vi/69LoFC1wSN8/0.jpg

Muffintop
09-07-2010, 03:44 PM
The Joker could just keep giving the crackhead gas until he ODs, thus winning. ;D

J-Sun Tasogare
09-07-2010, 03:46 PM
The Joker could just keep giving the crackhead gas until he ODs, thus winning. ;D
Crackheads are invincible >=]

RealNinja
09-07-2010, 04:07 PM
The Joker could just keep giving the crackhead gas until he ODs, thus winning. ;D

The Joker would run out of gas before the crackhead OD. The crackhead would only get stronger from the gas.

J-Sun Tasogare
09-07-2010, 04:09 PM
The Joker would run out of gas before the crackhead OD. The crackhead would only get stronger from the gas.
No they would giggle till they go into a coma.

Muffintop
09-07-2010, 04:18 PM
Crackheads are invincible >=]

The Joker would run out of gas before the crackhead OD. The crackhead would only get stronger from the gas.
GM!!

Anyhoo, Joker roflstomps, then goes home to Harley. They live insanely ever after. The end. =]

Also J-Sun is so not kewl.

RealNinja
09-07-2010, 04:19 PM
A crackhead tolerance levels are to high even for Joker gas. The smoke and eat crack all day long.
http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_Xeqk8ZPAg9w/SaNNOI2JrdI/AAAAAAAABJM/H6vxdaLzUbs/s400/0_TyroneBiggums.jpg

J-Sun Tasogare
09-07-2010, 04:19 PM
GM!!

Anyhoo, Joker roflstomps, then goes home to Harley. They live insanely ever after. The end. =]
/gms

No he doesn't crackhead can obviously auto hit duh xD

What about Batman and Catwoman? D:

RealNinja
09-07-2010, 04:26 PM
Crackhead rapes catwoman and scratches batman thus giving him aids.

Muffintop
09-07-2010, 04:34 PM
/gms

No he doesn't crackhead can obviously auto hit duh xD

What about Batman and Catwoman? D:

Oy! I saw what you did to my post!

Lies!

They keep their relationship a secret, thus keeping things fresh. ;D
Crackhead rapes catwoman and scratches batman thus giving him aids.

My good sir, no.

RealNinja
09-07-2010, 04:45 PM
A crackhead is truly an extraordinary creature.

soren1
09-08-2010, 06:45 PM
both crack heads so tie

Jonesy
09-08-2010, 06:59 PM
Joker, he would kick him in the face with his knife shoes. `:P

RealNinja
09-08-2010, 08:04 PM
Like I said before a crackhead has insane reflexes. Just take a look at these two crackheads fighting.
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They are clearly high. If they think they can fight like that.
This is how that fight really goes.
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LUCKY.KAKASHI
09-08-2010, 09:51 PM
joker has gun , one pullet to the head .

Akatsuki X
09-09-2010, 12:35 AM
Hahaha, I am assuming that RealNinja is trolling on purpose for the lol's.

A crackhead couldn't knock the revolver away before having a bullet lodged in his brain.

Laughing gas kills in like a minute, I don't care if they smoke crack, it will not make them immune to such a posionous gas.

RealNinja
09-09-2010, 11:26 AM
Hahaha, I am assuming that RealNinja is trolling on purpose for the lol's.

A crackhead couldn't knock the revolver away before having a bullet lodged in his brain.

Laughing gas kills in like a minute, I don't care if they smoke crack, it will not make them immune to such a posionous gas.

Hmm I guess you never seen a crackhead move. Also you dont know a crackheads lung capacity. Crackheads are not to be underestimated in fact crackheads are some the greatest athletes. Look at Michael Irving, Michael Phelps, Aroid I mean Arod. All those crackheads cant be stopped.

Akatsuki X
09-09-2010, 11:28 AM
Your seriosuly assuming that crackheads can survive being shot in the face at close blank range?

A crackheads lung capacity is the same as a normal humans.

RealNinja
09-09-2010, 11:32 AM
You know not what you speak of. A crackhead reflexes are abnormal they have to be survive being shot at on a day to day bases. They are conniving they would do anything to get their hit. They would even suck your......ahem anyways crackheads are not to be messed with.

Akatsuki X
09-09-2010, 12:13 PM
I am thorughly convinced that because of your crackhead wank, that you sir, are indeed a crackhead.

RealNinja
09-09-2010, 03:45 PM
I thourughly convinced that you are crackhead for taking this thread seriously.