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Tracer
04-10-2009, 04:41 PM
you know the game already
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SRhyse clarification for newcomers-
It's like "Your Momma's sooooooooo fat...," only Chouji's your mom and you don't seem to like her.
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i said it! you help it along!

Chouji is so fat: He went to an all you can eat buffet and make it go out of business that night!

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SRhyse - Moderator's Note - Clarified rules for internationals.
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Chidori Shuriken
04-10-2009, 04:44 PM
Huh? I dont get this game...

COME TO MY NARUTO HURT AND HEAL #2 TIME SKIP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Tracer
04-10-2009, 04:53 PM
Huh? I dont get this game...

COME TO MY NARUTO HURT AND HEAL #2 TIME SKIP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


hey bag on the chubbie chouji or get out!

Chidori Shuriken
04-10-2009, 04:57 PM
How do we play?

Tracer
04-10-2009, 05:05 PM
How do we play?

you were home schooled weren't you?

basically you make a joke about chouji's chubbynessness that starts out as "Chouji is so fat"

Kinda like the yo'mamma jokes

Chidori Shuriken
04-10-2009, 05:07 PM
How do we play?

you were home schooled weren't you?

basically you make a joke about chouji's chubbynessness that starts out as "Chouji is so fat"

Kinda like the yo'mamma jokes

No, I wasn't home schooled. But do you like Hurt and Heal games? I made a second one called Time Skip. Way bigger roster.

Tracer
04-10-2009, 06:31 PM
How do we play?

you were home schooled weren't you?

basically you make a joke about chouji's chubbynessness that starts out as "Chouji is so fat"

Kinda like the yo'mamma jokes

No, I wasn't home schooled. But do you like Hurt and Heal games? I made a second one called Time Skip. Way bigger roster.

just stop advertising and move on dude...

98 Tailed Dragon
04-11-2009, 01:24 PM
Choji is so fat that when rock lee offered him a piggy back back to the village he crushed him and made him into dust lol

OnyxBlossom
04-11-2009, 01:25 PM
Choji is so fat ninjas could use him as a shield.

KaiokenX5 Karo
04-11-2009, 01:29 PM
choujis so fat that when goes to the movies he sits next to everyone

OnyxBlossom
04-11-2009, 01:30 PM
Choji's so fat, when naruto went to get ramen, it shut down after Choji had lunch.

Miles Edgeworth
04-11-2009, 02:45 PM
Choji's so fat, that he makes the people on "Super Size Me" look anorexic.

SRhyse
04-11-2009, 04:23 PM
Chouji's so fat he's sometimes used as a summon jutsu.

or

Chouji's so fat, he had to go on a diet.

Because he's fat!

OnyxBlossom
04-11-2009, 04:25 PM
Choji's so fat, people use him as a weapon.

Kisame
04-11-2009, 04:26 PM
Chouji's so fat even Naruto doesn't believe it.

Yeah, I couldn't think of anything, so stole it from te Yo momma version.

Tracer
04-11-2009, 04:28 PM
Chouji so fat: that Academy Students use him to train for survival since nuggets of food can be found under the various folds in his flabb

zerosameri
04-11-2009, 04:28 PM
choji is soooo fat you cuold feed the world 10000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000 0 times 99999999999999999999999999999 and there will still be left overs

SRhyse
04-11-2009, 04:33 PM
choji is soooo fat you cuold feed the world 10000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000 0 times 99999999999999999999999999999 and there will still be left overs
Do you mean you could feed the world with Chouji's fat? Clarification's needed, I'm afraid :( .

zerosameri
04-11-2009, 04:37 PM
choji is soooo fat you cuold feed the world 10000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000 0 times 99999999999999999999999999999 and there will still be left overs
Do you mean you could feed the world with Chouji's fat? Clarification's needed, I'm afraid :( .
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yep. make choji bacon

Rubba
04-11-2009, 04:38 PM
Choujis so fat when he goes outside wearing red, all the kids yell, YAY KOOL-AID! :D

Tracer
04-11-2009, 04:39 PM
choji is soooo fat you cuold feed the world 10000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000 0 times 99999999999999999999999999999 and there will still be left overs
Do you mean you could feed the world with Chouji's fat? Clarification's needed, I'm afraid :( .

*qouted for posterity and placed in the epic call out on faild yo'chouji jokes!*

Miles Edgeworth
04-11-2009, 07:00 PM
Choji's so fat that people accidentally mistake him for a hot-air balloon.

JamzAcez
04-11-2009, 07:14 PM
yo chouji is so fat that in Konoha they never get to see sunlight

choiji is so fat that he has to use the atlantic ocean as a bathtub

Tracer
04-11-2009, 08:21 PM
Choji is so fat he has to roll threw the land of waterfalls to get a bath in!

Miles Edgeworth
04-12-2009, 03:55 PM
Choji's so fat he can use a forest to get his daily intake of vegetables. Too bad even that's not enough to keep him healthy.

Choji's so fat he makes Jupiter run away, yelling "Fat guy alert! Run before he smashes you!"

Choji is so fat that if he were to transform, nobody could tell.

KaiokenX5 Karo
04-12-2009, 03:58 PM
chouji so fat i saw him fight peter griffin and i said which is peter

Natsumii145
04-13-2009, 12:25 PM
you were home schooled weren't you?

Hey! Dont be dissing homeschoolers!!! I am homeschooed thank you very much!
nothings better than school in your pj's. :D

OnyxBlossom
04-13-2009, 12:38 PM
You are? tha's cool. You don't have to waste time doing all that geting ready and worrying if you're late. :mrgreen: :mrgreen:

Tracer
04-14-2009, 05:57 AM
you were home schooled weren't you?

Hey! Dont be dissing homeschoolers!!! I am homeschooed thank you very much!
nothings better than school in your pj's. :D

i said that to him since he didn't know what a yo'momma joke is and its not like his parent/teacher is going to crack a joke like that...

geeze if it wasn't for pubilc school i would of never known about the delecate nature that is "yo' momma" jokes

also side note since i feel the relvence of this... you learn how to socialize and other things like who and what are 'bad' infulences.

again im sorry you seem hurt by this comment...

3lilpandas
04-14-2009, 07:21 AM
Chouji is so fat, they had to grease a door frame and hold a bag of chips on the other side to get him through.

deathkiss23
04-14-2009, 09:32 AM
chouji's so fat when he jumps he makes earthquakes
chouji's so fat that when he makes dinner reservations for himself he asks for fifty tables
chouji's so fat that when he farted he started hurricane katrina

Natsumii145
04-14-2009, 12:08 PM
i said that to him since he didn't know what a yo'momma joke is and its not like his parent/teacher is going to crack a joke like that...

geeze if it wasn't for pubilc school i would of never known about the delecate nature that is "yo' momma" jokes

also side note since i feel the relvence of this... you learn how to socialize and other things like who and what are 'bad' infulences.

again im sorry you seem hurt by this comment...




No Worries!! I wouldnt say im "hurt", just sticking up for what i do! =)

and, i mean its not like we dont have social lives, we do activitiys with other homeshcoolers and stuff. and things outside of school too. :)

KyuubiAkatsuki
04-14-2009, 06:26 PM
Choji's so fat that when he went for a swim in Tokyo they yelled out,"Godzilla!"

deathkiss23
04-14-2009, 06:27 PM
Choji's so fat that when he went for a swim in Tokyo they yelled out,"Godzilla!"
that was funny :lol:

Ayden
04-14-2009, 06:41 PM
choujis soooo fat enemy ninja go 'WHOAAA ECLIPSE JUTSU"

JamzAcez
04-14-2009, 07:36 PM
you were home schooled weren't you?

Hey! Dont be dissing homeschoolers!!! I am homeschooed thank you very much!
nothings better than school in your pj's. :D

i said that to him since he didn't know what a yo'momma joke is and its not like his parent/teacher is going to crack a joke like that...

geeze if it wasn't for pubilc school i would of never known about the delecate nature that is "yo' momma" jokes

also side note since i feel the relvence of this... you learn how to socialize and other things like who and what are 'bad' infulences.

again im sorry you seem hurt by this comment...
dude i'm hoemeschooled and i can do it with the best of them.....i'm with you natsumii145

Natsumii145
04-14-2009, 08:44 PM
Why thank you JamzAcez. Go 4 homeschoolers! :mrgreen: :mrgreen: :mrgreen:

mo-chan
04-15-2009, 02:41 AM
Ok - while I thought I was going to be able to contain myself while reading the posts in this thread....nope, I can't, so here it is:

Chouji is SO fat....(distant voice) "how fat is he?" I'll tell ya - if Chouji walked into a crowded room wearin' all red, or like a red robe - everyone would jump up, and yell, "HEY! KOOL-AID!" Oh yeah!!

how's THAT?

KaiokenX5 Karo
04-15-2009, 04:07 PM
choji is so fat that on xmas he broke into someones house to eat their food and a kid saw him and yelled mommy santas steeling our food

KyuubiAkatsuki
04-18-2009, 12:33 PM
Choji's so fat he gets summoned using summoning jutsu

KaiokenX5 Karo
04-18-2009, 12:37 PM
choujis so fat that i ran into him at walmart the other day and when i was looking for meat it was all gone

Tracer
04-18-2009, 09:09 PM
wow some of these jokes are good while others are just eh...

Vidda Hatake
04-18-2009, 09:11 PM
Poor Choji... but I have to join in (forgive me, Choji!!)
He's so fat he has to buy his clothes at the tent and awning store!!!
(ooohhh I'm bad....) :lol:

KaiokenX5 Karo
04-19-2009, 11:30 AM
chouji is so fat that he got fired from the plaant cuz they thought he was ernie

Tracer
04-19-2009, 09:01 PM
Chouji is so fat he he he is just plan fat

*Brain says* wow that is fat

KyuubiAkatsuki
04-19-2009, 11:06 PM
chouji is so fat that he got fired from the plaant cuz they thought he was ernie

Lol i liked that one!

Tracer
04-20-2009, 09:45 PM
chouji is so fat that he got fired from the plaant cuz they thought he was ernie

Lol i liked that one!

what is plaant?

KyuubiAkatsuki
04-20-2009, 09:48 PM
The plant where George Lopez and Ernie work in on George Lopez. It's an airplane plant, were they make airplane parts.

Tracer
04-20-2009, 09:51 PM
The plant where George Lopez and Ernie work in on George Lopez. It's an airplane plant, were they make airplane parts.

oh I met Mr. Lopez he is really a paranoid dude and dosen't tip at all... So I don't watch his show or support his 'stolen' routines...

KyuubiAkatsuki
04-20-2009, 09:53 PM
Whaaaaaat! You don't like George Lopez!

Tracer
04-20-2009, 09:57 PM
Whaaaaaat! You don't like George Lopez!

well i don't like him as a person is all but hey im cool with how he makes his money just he isn't getting any of mine is all

KyuubiAkatsuki
04-20-2009, 09:58 PM
lol ok, i just felt like i needed to make an overreaction with George Lopez :mrgreen:

Tracer
04-20-2009, 10:04 PM
lol ok, i just felt like i needed to make an overreaction with George Lopez :mrgreen:

hey im the same way with Carlos but he is way less paranoid... but still can't tip if his life depended on it

For real I have met alot of famous people when I worked as a bellmen and aside from Snoop Dog(hunskie!) all told the guy with the phone stuck to his ear(agent) to tip me and all they did was look at me smile and close the door

KyuubiAkatsuki
04-20-2009, 10:10 PM
Wow that's cool, i mean working as a bellmen, not the whole obnoxious famous people

Tracer
04-20-2009, 10:40 PM
Wow that's cool, i mean working as a bellmen, not the whole obnoxious famous people

yeah its something everyone needs to tryout for a year you would be surprised what you learn and who you meet there

PlasmaOrbC
04-21-2009, 03:36 PM
choji is so fat that when he wants to get somewhee he can't walk... he rolls

PlasmaOrbC
04-21-2009, 03:40 PM
choji is so fat that when he wants to get somewhee he can't walk... he rolls

sorry... i meant somewhere not somewhee lol

Luna Mikazuki
04-21-2009, 06:15 PM
Someone probably already posted this but Choji's so fat he sits on the TV and watches couch 0.0

Tracer
04-22-2009, 09:23 PM
Chouji so fat he doesn't eat he inhales!

Hiro
04-25-2009, 08:23 PM
Choji is so fat he has his own area code
Choji is so fat he lives in two time zones
Choji is so fat he put a jacket on with an X on the back and a helicopter tried to land on him
Choji is so fat he plays pool with the planets(the sun is the cue ball)
heh im funny P.S. is it only fat jokes if not i have alot more

Spartacus
04-25-2009, 08:34 PM
Chouji is so fat that he doesn't go on diets he goes on tryits

Moon
04-25-2009, 08:36 PM
chouji is so fat he chased the burger car thinkin it was a hamburger

raitokage-sama
04-25-2009, 08:40 PM
Couji is so fat that he lay on the beach and little academy students run around screamin "free willy :!: "

Sensei : Riku Arashi
04-25-2009, 08:41 PM
chouji is so fat when he rolled over he was on the otherside of the world

Spartacus
04-25-2009, 08:43 PM
Couji is so fat that he lay on the beach and little academy students run around screamin "free willy :!: "
haha that reminds me of the time when Oregon thought blowing up a beached whale with 100's of people watching was a good idea :)

Sensei : Riku Arashi
04-25-2009, 08:43 PM
chouji is so fat when he saw his fingers he tried to eat them because they looked like frenchfries

Luna Mikazuki
04-25-2009, 09:21 PM
Choji is so fat bystanders mistake him for a fallen meteorite

Kimimarou_Sensei
04-25-2009, 10:45 PM
Chouji is so fat, wheever he stands up in the morning he falles out of his bed on both sides.

Kimimarou_Sensei
04-25-2009, 10:46 PM
Chouji is so fat, when he jumps, he gets stuck in tha air.

Kimimarou_Sensei
04-25-2009, 10:47 PM
Chouji is so fat, his passport Picture had to be taken by Google Earth.

crunchy123
04-25-2009, 10:53 PM
chouji is so fat that if you put him in the ocean the earth would flood

Moon
04-26-2009, 08:09 AM
Chouji is so fat he peed and made the oceans

Sensei : Riku Arashi
04-26-2009, 09:57 AM
chouji is so fat when he looked down he saw his all he saw was his belly

Hiro
04-26-2009, 01:50 PM
Choji is so fat he crushed Chief toad
Choji is so fat he looked at a school bus and yelled finally a twinkie my size
Choji is so fat the hyuga clan could live in one of his belly flabs

KyuubiAkatsuki
04-26-2009, 03:03 PM
Choji's so fat the last time he saw 90210 was on his weight scale

Luna Mikazuki
04-26-2009, 04:27 PM
Choji is so fat he stepped on a scale and said we dont do livestock
Choji is so fat i tried talkin to him and he ran out of breathe

You're good at this, aren't you?

Hiro
04-26-2009, 04:27 PM
Choji is so fat he stepped on a scale and said we dont do livestock
Choji is so fat i tried talkin to him and he ran out of breathe

Hiro
04-26-2009, 04:49 PM
Kinda my school is realy big on this sort of thing these are only fat jokes i have stupid,ugly and various others there are more fat jokes i just need time to think of em

Luna Mikazuki
04-26-2009, 04:50 PM
Kinda my school is realy big on this sort of thing these are only fat jokes i have stupid,ugly and various others

Awesome

Hiro
04-26-2009, 04:53 PM
Thanks i try 8-)

Luna Mikazuki
04-26-2009, 04:55 PM
You're welcome lol

Hiro
04-26-2009, 05:12 PM
Choji is so fat chuck norris cant even believe it
Choji is so fat he laid a blanket over the pacific ocean for a waterbed
Choji is so fat when he drank half the pacific ocean was gone
Choji is so fat he caused hurricane katrina when he did a belly flop
lol

Sage Of Six Paths
05-03-2009, 12:41 PM
Choji is so fat, that he does " Water Style, Water Wave Jutsu"

By jumping into a pool.

LOL :lol:

raitokage-sama
05-03-2009, 01:54 PM
Choji is so fat that when Jabba the hut saw him he said,"What are you doin here dad :?: "

Hiro
05-03-2009, 03:48 PM
Choji is so fat that when Jabba the hut saw him he said,"What are you doin here dad :?: "
ROFL

KyuubiAkatsuki
05-09-2009, 02:56 PM
Choji's so fat, that every time he goes to the ocean, an island sinks

Soccer Ninja 21
05-09-2009, 03:02 PM
Chouji so fat, when he went to the zoo everyone yelled ESCAPED ELEPHANT!

Vatanui AKA Pride
05-11-2009, 07:49 PM
Choji is so fat: When you meet him, you'll never have a good meal ever again.
:lol:

Tenzo and Yamato
04-10-2010, 09:51 PM
choji is so fat when he entered the fat contest the official said "sorry no professionals aloud!

Tenzo and Yamato
04-10-2010, 09:55 PM
choji is so fat when he jumped he caused the major earthquake in Chile

Blind Uchiha
04-10-2010, 09:58 PM
Chouji is so fat that when he goes swimming in the ocean, people say they discovered the eighth continent. XD

Tenzo and Yamato
04-11-2010, 11:02 AM
choji is so fat he had to hire someone to scratch his feet

Tenzo and Yamato
04-11-2010, 11:06 AM
choji is so fat that the local all you can eat buffet put a restraining order against him

toad
04-11-2010, 11:08 AM
chojis so fat that when he went on celebrity fit club he was his own team

Tenzo and Yamato
04-11-2010, 11:11 AM
Choji is so fat when he sat on the toilet, the toilet said: a b c d e f g get your fat butt off of me!

Tenzo and Yamato
04-11-2010, 11:13 AM
Choji is so fat when he went to the beach he was the only one to get a tan

Tenzo and Yamato
04-11-2010, 11:15 AM
Choji is so fat i took a picture of him on Christmas, and it is still printing

toad
04-11-2010, 11:15 AM
(from garfield)
choji steps on the scale the scale says "one at a time!'

Master of the Six Paths
04-11-2010, 08:12 PM
Choji is so fat, when he went on the scale it said he weighed over 9000!!!!!!