List Your Favorite Spongebob Quote(s)!

[MoonStarNinja4]

I figured after seeing posts in the other Spongebob thread about Sqiudward that I would make this thread where you can post any of your favorite quotes. I don't believe there were any threads on this, so...

Post your favorite quotes! :mrgreen:

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Here's some of my favorites.

The House seller: "He’s Squidward, he’s Squidward, you’re Squidward? I’M SQUIDWARD!" (Opposite Day)
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Patrick: "Gary? I thought what we had was special!!!" (Dumped)
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Patrick: If I was a mom, (Scene zooms out to show Patrick big and hairy) this would be kind of shocking. (Rock-a-Bye Bivalve)


And of course...

"My LEG!"
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The Green Fish: "CHOCOLATE!!!" (Chocolate with Nuts)

[kakashirox]

Patrick: "MY NAME'S NOT RICK!"
Patrick: "Are you Squidward?"
Random Guy: "No."
*Few seconds later*
Patrick: "Are you Squidward now?"
Same Guy: "NO!!"
Patrick: "Are you Squidward?"
Fire Hydrant: " "
Patrick: "That's ok, take your time.
"Spongebob: "Gary, you are gonna finish your dessert, and you are gonna like it!"

[Invisible Fog]

Plankton: ...And it goes OVER the Krusty Krab... Oh, and there's you in the cardboard box.

Something along those lines.

[Shikamaru Nara]

Patrick: I win!

Spongebob: But Pat, it's not Tuesday.

[Memitim]

Plankton: Goodbye, everyone. I'll remember you all in therapy.
Squidward: No, Patrick, mayonnaise is not an instrument
Spongebob: Remember, licking doorknobs is illegal on other planets

[Vex]

'BIG.. MEATY.. CLAWS!'

Or that episode when Patrick's fake parents come into Bikini Bottom & visit. Patrick gets all high and mighty ordering Spongebob around acting like he's smarter than him. Spongebob was like 'Patrick, I'm not as stupid as you think I am!' I was passing the television when he said that and had to stop and laugh.

Ms. Puff freaking out is hilarious too. I love that show. xD

[Invisible Fog]

Patrick: Who you calling Pinhead?

[Pool]

Squidward: DOES THIS FACE LOOK UNSURE TO YOU?! When he first eats a krabby patty lol

[Kakuzu]

One of my personal favorites:

"RED TEAM, YOU SEARCH UP-TOWN! GOLD TEAM, YOU SEARCH DOWN-TOWN! ANY QUESTIONS!?"

GOLD TEAM RULES!

[shikamarulover18]

Patrick: "I'm angry."
SB: "Why, Patrick?"
Patrick: "I can't see my forehead."

classic XD

[Invisible Fog]

Patrick: "I'm angry."
SB: "Why, Patrick?"
Patrick: "I can't see my forehead."

classic XD

LOL I remember that one.

[Kakuzu]

Spongebob: "Hi. I'm very ugly, but you should enjoy the movie anyway!"

(Later in the same episode)Spongebob: "Excuse me sir, but I hope my horrible ugliness won't be a distraction to you.
Fish: "Not at all boy! *wiffs breath* DEUAGHHHHH!"

[tkscopic]

We'd better do what he says, he knows how to grow food. - Patrick

Can't have dirty garbage. - Spongebob

Cheer up Squidward, it could be worse. - Spongebob

Yeah, you could be bald and have a big nose. - Patrick

[alex1231]

Spongebob: i am spongbob destroyer of Evil!!!!!!!!!!
patrick: calm down it's just a cartoon

[Kakuzu]

Spongebob: "He was just a two-dimensional creature living in our three-dimensional aquatic world, longing for a purpose..."
Patrick: "So, he's a drawing...?"
Spongebob: "Exactly."

[Sai's brother]

Patrick: My name is not RICK!

[Rasengan SageX5]

"Spongebob and Patrick are sneaking up on Spongdoodle's house,he see them coming and draws a hole,they fall in.Then he draws a bowling ball and throws it at them when they come up"
Patrick(head shaped like a bowling pin):AUGGGGGH(bowling ball hitting pins sound)
Spongebob:Are you ok,Patrick?
Patrick:FINLAND!

[Azal]

"lets gather round the campfire and sing this campfire song our c-a-m-p-f-i-r-e-s-o-n-g song and if you dont think that we can sing it faster than your wrong it will help if you just sing along(bum bum bum)"
"twinkle twinkle patrick star,i made myself a sandwich,my mommy named it fred,it tastes like beens and bacon,smells like its been dead,writing stuff is hard so i use a pointy pencil,POINTY POINTY POINTY ,POINTY POINTY POINT,PU WHATS THE HORRIBLE SMELL,I HAVE A HEAD IT ENDS WITHA POINT,POINTY POINTY POINT.this song is over,except for this line,you win this round,BROCCOLIIIIIIII

[dogboy22]

Squidward:The hash slinging slasher

SB:The bash bringing hasher?

Patrick:there once was an ugly barnacle and he was so ugly everybody died THE END!

Patrick:GAH I LOVE BEING PURPLE

[MoonStarNinja4]

The board's still alive! `:P

Mr. Krabs: All right boys, you know what I’ve got to do now?
SpongeBob: You mean our butts?
Patrick: Can I use mine one last time?
(Wet Painters)
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Flats: Dad, what’re you doing?
Flats’ Dad: Uhh, nothing son.
Flats: What did I tell you about talking to strangers?
Flats’ Dad: (to SpongeBob) Now he’s going to kick my butt!
(The Bully)

[Hikari-chan]

every line they say in that show. I still watch it....
and so does my mum when i'm in bed sleeping AND SHE'S GETTING READY FOR WORK!

[Hikari-chan]

: ) and like, one of my first crushes was the krab >w< teehee!