Squidward

[RSAHinataSpringbokF1]

Squidward is the quiet neighbor on SpongeBob Squarepants. He gets annoyed when SpongeBob says or does anything dumb. I don't know if Squidward gets bothered by Patrick or not. However, he plays the clarinet and works with Spongebob at the Krusty Krab. Leave a post on Squidward.

[lolohwd]

hes the straightman
the one who looks at the funny ones like theyre crazy
then again i would wish he was a different animal

[InvaderChelsea]

I'm Squidward! I'm Squidward! I'm Squidward! Squidward! Squidward! Squidward!

[Kunoichi]

I think he was the only character I liked, since he couldn't stand anyone else in the spongebob series, I suppose that common interest is why I could relate to him.

[RSAHinataSpringbokF1]

I think he was the only character I liked, since he couldn't stand anyone else in the spongebob series, I suppose that common interest is why I could relate to him.
Bet Squidward is the only sane character in SpongeBob Squarepants because he can't stand to SpongeBob's antics.

[naruto fan101]

I'm Squidward! I'm Squidward! I'm Squidward! Squidward! Squidward! Squidward!

no im squidward

[Kunoichi]

Bet Squidward is the only sane character in SpongeBob Squarepants because he can't stand to SpongeBob's antics.
Right. And I was the only sane person not laughing while watching that show, so I totally understand squidward. He's very relatable.

[RockLeesFutureWife]

I'm Squidward! I'm Squidward! I'm Squidward! Squidward! Squidward! Squidward!
I'm Squidward, he's Squidward, you're Squidward..we're all Squidward. :)

Anyways Squidward is possibly the best character on that show. (Next to Gary of course.) Squidward is funny...even though he is kind of a jerkwad. Then again, I think I would be a jerkwad if I lived next door to Spongebob. :)

[Kakashi Hatake_Yamato]

teheh...he's funny
its like he tries to ruin spongebob's day, but ends up ruining his own!

[SimpleGenin]

believe it or not spongebob character(patrick, spongebob, squidward) can prolly beat any naruto characters any day..

all three have shown duribility passed the sannin,
all three have shown to be basically indestructable..
all three was seen as muscle buff.. haha

[Vex]

lol Squidward, he's awesome.

'Well maybe we wouldn't sound so bad if some people didn't try to play with, BIG. MEATY. CLAAWS!'

[Kakuzu]

http://i.ytimg.com/vi/2pFlEWR-FsA/0.jpg

I'm Squidward, Squidward, Squidward. Squidward!

[lolohwd]

why must all the noses look like.............................. pickles



^|^

[RockLeesFutureWife]

lol Squidward, he's awesome.

'Well maybe we wouldn't sound so bad if some people didn't try to play with, BIG. MEATY. CLAAWS!'

Patrick:" Is mayonnaise an instrument?
Squidward: "No Patrick, mayonnaise is not an instrument."

[Kakuzu]

Patrick:" Is mayonnaise an instrument?
Squidward: "No Patrick, mayonnaise is not an instrument."

"Horseradish is not an instrument either..."

Spongebob: "JUST GET OUT OF HERE, YOU STUPID, DUMB ANIMAL!"

/ Patrick walks away XD

[RockLeesFutureWife]

"Horseradish is not an instrument either..."

Spongebob: "JUST GET OUT OF HERE, YOU STUPID, DUMB ANIMAL!"

/ Patrick walks away XD
"I wumbo, you wumbo, he she we wumbo, wumboing, wumbology, they study of wumbo...come on Spongebob, this is first grade!"

[tkscopic]

Squidward is awesome

"I order the food, you cook the food. We do that for 40 years, and then we die"

[Kakuzu]

Squidward is awesome

"I order the food, you cook the food, and the customer gets the food. We do that for 40 years, and then we die"



You forgot the part in green. XD

Squidward: "One hundred and one dollars for a Kraby Patty!?"

Krabs: "With cheese Mr. Squidward. With cheese."

[lolohwd]

hes a stuck up pickle nose

[tkscopic]

You forgot the part in green. XD

Squidward: "One hundred and one dollars for a Kraby Patty!?"

Krabs: "With cheese Mr. Squidward. With cheese."Oh tatar sauce. :lol:

Patrick: "When in doubt, pinky out. "

Plankton: "Come back you porous freak. "

[Danceinthedark]

That was my cheese, it is suppose to smell like that, kelp for brains!


(No nose knows)

xD

[RSAHinataSpringbokF1]

Besides playing the clarinet, Squidward loves to make sculptures because he's artful. In one episode, he had a sculpturing class that SpongeBob was a student.

[WindScar22]

Hah. Squidward sometimes gives me a laugh. Gah. I can't think of a funny quote.

[Kakuzu]

Spongebob: "Hey Squidward, you want to play?" /pulls note on door

Squidward's note: "No."

Spongebob: "Are you sure?" /pulls another note

Squidward's note: "Yes."

[Shikamaru Nara]

[Finds SpongeBob in his shower with him] SpongeBob, what are you doing?

[Kakuzu]

Squidward: "I just realized that I needed change...for this dollar."

Spongebob: "Do you want...four quarters? Or ten dimes? Or twenty nickles? Or one-hundred pennies? Or five dimes, eight nickles, and ten pennies? Or if you give me a five dollar bill, your options are..."

Squidward: "ALRIGHT!"

[Pills here]

http://t3.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcRSHN827upLYMoO92YY2eqVp83mN1Bzn k1O0q3TDbjY0Gel3qc&t=1&usg=__lZyJKF7GrgJe3VuDwjOZSRa1yQ4= Not really but lol

[***V***]

The home relistate lady: "You three can't be all Squidward!!"
Spoungebob: "But I am!"
Patrick: "I am too! "
Squidward: "NO! I'm the real Squidward!"
ReslistateLady: "He's squidward he's Squidward, Your Squidward!! I'M SQUIDWARD!!!"

I think that's how it went. XP

[MoonStarNinja4]

I can probably relate to Squidward a little, since I seem to be annoyed by anything anymore. Mostly with people at my school...

[RSAHinataSpringbokF1]

It's so weird when Squidward laughs. His nose deflates when he laughs like Fran Drescher if it's like that nasal laugh. I don't if his laugh annoys anyone who watches SpongeBob Squarepants. To me, Squidward's laugh is weird but fun.