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Shikamaru Nara
08-19-2010, 08:24 AM
xD Random thread.

Yes, Dudemeister, you are welcome.

Lone Wolf
08-19-2010, 08:49 AM
What the hell is this? I hope this horrible, horrible thread gets trashed as soon as possible. And if you try to say this is a joke thread then you got a horrible sense of humor because this thread isn't the least bit funny.

My god Luffy is Mach 14, and Ivankov is at least twice as strong and fast as him, and Luffy can casually destroy Chouji with 1 finger, what makes you think Ivankov was a better match up?

Shikamaru Nara
08-19-2010, 08:54 AM
Gee. Someone can't take a joke. xD

Lone Wolf
08-19-2010, 08:57 AM
What part of this is a joke?

Shikamaru Nara
08-19-2010, 08:58 AM
What part of it isn't?

Lone Wolf
08-19-2010, 09:00 AM
I don't see Joke in the title or OP, so its assumed its not a joke thread.

How the hell are people suppose to know if a thread is a joke or not? At least mention that in the OP.

I just assumed that this is your everyday rape thread and posted accordingly.

Shikamaru Nara
08-19-2010, 09:01 AM
If it's a major stomp, of course.

Lone Wolf
08-19-2010, 09:07 AM
Its not a major stomp like Lucifer vs Goku, its just your everyday idiot making matchups between Wan Piss and Nardo.

Nyruss
08-19-2010, 09:25 AM
How anyone could fail to realize that this is a joke thread is beyond me.

Choji omnirapes. His fat prevents Iva's hormones from doing anything to him and he can become a giant the size of Oz at will and Oz is bigger than Iva. In terms of speed they are mostly evenly matched, with Choji being a teeny tiny bit faster.

When Choji punches a guy the ground beneath the guy turns into a crater. When Ivankov does it he breaks a nail.

Akatsuki X
08-19-2010, 09:47 PM
Choji blitzs,
he crushes Ivan,

Ivan is not strong enough to take an attack like Super Expansion.

Shikamaru Nara
08-20-2010, 06:04 AM
Well, I think that Chouji tanks the death wink with fat.

Shika-fiend
08-20-2010, 07:04 AM
Choji eats Ivankov GG.

Invisible Fog
08-20-2010, 02:46 PM
Wow stomp thread. Choji blitzes.

321zigzag3
08-20-2010, 02:56 PM
http://a.imageshack.us/img844/7092/tfapredaconsrisingohsen.png

RealNinja
08-20-2010, 03:05 PM
Ivanov hits him with the hormones turns him into a girl hits him with the death wink. Choji fat does not count as a shield people come up with crazy theories. All Ivanov has to do is touch him. I wont make this thread easy.

Nyruss
08-20-2010, 04:43 PM
Choji's fat can block any attack. Choji can casually solo the entire Superman family and the entire Marvel family at once.

RealNinja
08-20-2010, 04:50 PM
Since when can choji attack block any attack. I want you find that in Naruto. My man or thing Ivanov can inject his balls with hormones and make them explode.

http://pix.motivatedphotos.com/2009/8/25/633868241468208065-fatality.jpg

Nyruss
08-20-2010, 04:54 PM
Since when can choji attack block any attackSince always.

I want you find that in Naruto.

And I want you to jump in a lake with a block of cement tied to your legs. Neither of those things is going to happen any time soon.

My man or thing Ivanov can inject his balls with hormones and make them explode.

Choji's fat blocks Ivankov's attempts to inject him with hormones.

321zigzag3
08-20-2010, 04:58 PM
Since when can choji attack block any attack. I want you find that in Naruto. My man or thing Ivanov can inject his balls with hormones and make them explode.


http://i33.tinypic.com/2sb093m.jpg

joke thread

RealNinja
08-20-2010, 05:06 PM
Now now lets keep this civil you dont want to start a flamming war now. Anyways Choji fat is just fat.
He needs fat otherwhile he will turn into literally skin and bones. His jutsu burns fat like wax.
Ivankov makes choji fat boobs explode with hormones.
Eat a (naw I aint going to finish that sentence)
http://www.cartoonstock.com/newscartoons/cartoonists/tzu/lowres/tzun280l.jpg

Nyruss
08-20-2010, 05:09 PM
Choji's fat may be just fat but it still blocks any and all attacks directed against him. No amount of your Ivankov wank will change this.

321zigzag3
08-20-2010, 05:09 PM
Now now lets keep this civil you dont want to start a flamming war now. Anyways Choji fat is just fat.
He needs fat otherwhile he will turn into literally skin and bones. His jutsu burns fat like wax.
Ivankov makes choji fat boobs explode with hormones.
Eat a (naw I aint going to finish that sentence)
http://www.cartoonstock.com/newscartoons/cartoonists/tzu/lowres/tzun280l.jpg

What part of Joke thread do you not understand?

Even if it is terrible.

Dudemeister even flatly stated that out loud.

RealNinja
08-20-2010, 05:13 PM
I know it is a joke thread. I am high and chilling and waiting for my girl. I want to start a flame war.

RealNinja
08-20-2010, 05:14 PM
Choji's fat may be just fat but it still blocks any and all attacks directed against him. No amount of your Ivankov wank will change this.
Choji does not have super fat. So none of your choji wank is going to change this.

321zigzag3
08-20-2010, 05:15 PM
I know it is a joke thread. I am high and chilling and waiting for my girl. I want to start a flame war.

http://a.imageshack.us/img844/7092/tfapredaconsrisingohsen.png

J-Sun Tasogare
08-20-2010, 05:15 PM
Now now lets keep this civil you dont want to start a flamming war now. Anyways Choji fat is just fat.
He needs fat otherwhile he will turn into literally skin and bones. His jutsu burns fat like wax.
Ivankov makes choji fat boobs explode with hormones.
Eat a (naw I aint going to finish that sentence)
http://www.cartoonstock.com/newscartoons/cartoonists/tzu/lowres/tzun280l.jpg
http://i33.tinypic.com/2sb093m.jpg
Joke thread is laughable.

Nyruss
08-20-2010, 05:16 PM
Choji does not have super fatI never said he did.

J-Sun Tasogare
08-20-2010, 05:16 PM
I know it is a joke thread. I am high and chilling and waiting for my girl. I want to start a flame war.
1. Suuuuurrrreee you are.
2. You start a flame war you'll get an infraction.

J-Sun Tasogare
08-20-2010, 05:32 PM
Alright, that's enough RealNinja ruined the thread, with flame bating.