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Lone Wolf
08-01-2010, 09:02 PM
Who wins?

NBT
08-01-2010, 09:07 PM
1.What can Luke do again?
2.Who's Ben?
3.What's with the Son crap?

Kon
08-01-2010, 09:08 PM
1.What can Luke do again?
2.Who's Ben?
3.What's with the Son crap?

1. slice in half i guess
2. ..........xD
3. Son is actually what he is refered to as for some reason

Lone Wolf
08-01-2010, 09:12 PM
1.What can Luke do again?
2.Who's Ben?
3.What's with the Son crap?

1. Luke can mind rape people, use galaxy range telekinesis, force push at FTL speed, block lasers without even trying, cutting through anything and so on.

2. Ben is Luke's son.

3. Their name is Son Goku and Son Gohan, read the manga dude.

Lone Wolf
08-01-2010, 09:14 PM
1. slice in half i guess
2. ..........xD
3. Son is actually what he is refered to as for some reason

GTFO of here if your not contributing.

NBT
08-01-2010, 09:22 PM
1. Luke can mind rape people, use galaxy range telekinesis, force push at FTL speed, block lasers without even trying, cutting through anything and so on.

2. Ben is Luke's son.

3. Their name is Son Goku and Son Gohan, read the manga dude.

I don't know about Ben,but it seems like Luke could probably solo.

Whatever,but I'm not adding those stupid prefixes.

NagatoGod_of_Pain
08-01-2010, 09:22 PM
Son is Goku and Gohan's last name. English translations (at least the anime) totally disregarded it.

I would say Instant Transmission + Kamehameha combo for the safest win.

EDIT: I'm pretty unfamiliar with the Star Wars Expanded Universe. I had no idea Luke had that quick of a reaction time. Jedi mind tricks for the win.

Lone Wolf
08-01-2010, 09:27 PM
Son is Goku and Gohan's last name. English translations (at least the anime) totally disregarded it.

I would say Instant Transmission + Kamehameha combo for the safest win.

They get mind ;);););););) at FTL speed.

Nyruss
08-01-2010, 09:32 PM
Luke mindrapes the living crap out of Goku and Gohan the second the fight starts.

Kon
08-01-2010, 09:35 PM
goku is so fast Luke and Ben couldnt touch him

Lone Wolf
08-01-2010, 09:36 PM
goku is so fast Luke and Ben couldnt touch him

I hope you are not serious.

Do you even know what Mind raping is?

Get the fock out of the BG please, your making me sick.

Nyruss
08-01-2010, 09:37 PM
Luke's got relativistic, possibly faster than light reaction speeds thanks to precognition. Goku is hypersonic, nowhere near Luke's ability to react. He gets mindraped.

The 1st Hokage
08-01-2010, 09:37 PM
Wait, when did Luke get FTL anything?

Nyruss
08-01-2010, 09:38 PM
Expanded Universe evidently.

Lone Wolf
08-01-2010, 09:39 PM
Wait, when did Luke get FTL anything?

Luke's precog gives him at least light speed reactions, he also got galaxy range telekinesis and can mind rape people at FTL speed.

The 1st Hokage
08-01-2010, 09:42 PM
Luke's precog gives him at least light speed reactions, he also got galaxy range telekinesis and can mind rape people at FTL speed.
I see, so if Luke can casually Solo this in his sleep, than why did you make it exactly? Force stops Kamehameha and redirects it. Mind rape does exactly what it says and Luke apparently Solos.

Inuyasha
08-02-2010, 06:10 AM
Stop Flamming and Stop Insulting

Phoenix Wright
08-02-2010, 06:53 AM
1. I really don't give a crap about insulting retards.

2. Then why did you even make that stupid comment when you don't even know what Luke is capable of?

3. Well consider you can't even use proper grammar, my point stands.

1. Okay, good luck with that..

2. He said I think, but then again, good luck with that.

3. AKA the reason I quoted this post.

Grammar errors? Do you mean spelling errors? Ah, I got you, did I not?

But anyway if EU actually gives Luke FTL powers then he rapes in his sleep.

Shika-fiend
08-02-2010, 09:20 AM
What's with the "1,2,3" stuff? Anyway, this is a stomp. Luke mindrapes. End of story.

Akatsuki X
08-02-2010, 12:22 PM
The force is not strong with this thread,

espically with Luke raping so hard.

Someone please lock this up.

Phoenix Wright
08-02-2010, 07:56 PM
Done >=D