The (not so) Royal Hobo Army

[jacobjak]

The waffle god needs new recruits for his glorious army (The other were all eaten)

Royal Hobo Army Members

Evil Secretary
Sakura_blossom

Generals
Azal852

Captains
Twilt Lion (Leo)--The Master of Fruit

Admirals
Cherryflower

Lieutenants
Puppetmaster Zack -- A blueberry waffle (also leader of blueberry waffles)

[Azal]

i thought i already joined

[jacobjak]

i thought i already joined
you are up now

[Azal]

Thankls...

[Twilit Lion (Leo)]

umm weird but okay i'll join

[jacobjak]

Thankls...
...now we need more members or my dream of controling the worlds food industrys will be destroyed!!!!!!!!!

[jacobjak]

umm weird but okay i'll join
and your rank???

[Twilit Lion (Leo)]

and your rank???
master of fruit

[jacobjak]

master of fruit
uh...I was thinking military rank but ok

[Twilit Lion (Leo)]

uh...I was thinking military rank but ok
i know but this is a food army right, wait how about general of fruit

[jacobjak]

i know but this is a food army right, wait how about general of fruit
uh....you shall be a lieutenant!!!!!!!!!

[Twilit Lion (Leo)]

uh....you shall be a lieutenant!!!!!!!!!
fine then thats okay

[jacobjak]

fine then thats okay
we need more cannon fodde...I mean recruits

[Twilit Lion (Leo)]

we need more cannon fodde...I mean recruits
hmm make me captain and i'll see if i can get people to join

[jacobjak]

hmm make me captain and i'll see if i can get people to join
fine but you are still below general (for now)

[Twilit Lion (Leo)]

fine but you are still below general (for now)
thats okay

[jacobjak]

thats okay
be strong comrade

[Twilit Lion (Leo)]

be strong comrade
i will sir

[jacobjak]

i will sir
acting Russain is fun `:P

[Twilit Lion (Leo)]

acting Russain is fun `:P
yeah, i bet

[jacobjak]

yeah, i bet
then you do it too

[Twilit Lion (Leo)]

then you do it too
I will then sir, now lets go lauch some nuclear bombs

[jacobjak]

I will then sir, now lets go lauch some nuclear bombs
hehe but first we need to decide what to put in the bombs

[Twilit Lion (Leo)]

hehe but first we need to decide what to put in the bombs
mustard,ketchup,relish,and mayo:cool:

[jacobjak]

mustard,ketchup,relish,and mayo:cool:
ohh that will mess them up *loads mustard ketchup relish and mayo into the bomb* now who to shoot

[Twilit Lion (Leo)]

ohh that will mess them up *loads mustard ketchup relish and mayo into the bomb* now who to shoot
hmm we've got three choices: Las Noches, Soul Society, or the Mushroom Kingdom, I suggest we fire at the mushroom kingdom beacuse one i'm with las noches and mushrooms need more flavor

[jacobjak]

hmm we've got three choices: Las Noches, Soul Society, or the Mushroom Kingdom, I suggest we fire at the mushroom kingdom beacuse one i'm with las noches and mushrooms need more flavor
yes and most mushrooms are posionous

[Twilit Lion (Leo)]

yes and most mushrooms are posionous
i know right so now we bomb the mushroom kingdom

[jacobjak]

i know right so now we bomb the mushroom kingdom
good job captain now just press the big red button and watch the fire works

[Twilit Lion (Leo)]

good job captain now just press the big red button and watch the fire works
all right *push red button and sits back and watches the fire works:cool:* so wheres is waffle land located in a different dimension than the human world or somewhere in the human world.

[jacobjak]

all right *push red button and sits back and watches the fire works:cool:* so wheres is waffle land located in a different dimension than the human world or somewhere in the human world.
uh thats a good question but I believe wwe are in a different dimension

[Twilit Lion (Leo)]

uh thats a good question but I believe wwe are in a different dimension
all right and thats good so people can't enter easily and eat us all!

[sakura_blossom]

>:O rizu-can demands to be in.....i have waffles

[jacobjak]

all right and thats good so people can't enter easily and eat us all!
hehe and the entrance is hidden under a cardboard box!!!!!!!!!

[jacobjak]

>:O rizu-can demands to be in.....i have waffles
waffle god accepts....now your rank

[cherryflower]

I will join... As admiral in charage of teh waffle boats. xD

[Twilit Lion (Leo)]

hehe and the entrance is hidden under a cardboard box!!!!!!!!!
yeah, and the Burger King make sure the box is careful watched just incase it is discovered

[jacobjak]

I will join... As admiral in charage of teh waffle boats. xD
`:shock: its w-day all over again

[sakura_blossom]

>:O i wanna be the evil waffle dictator O-o

[jacobjak]

yeah, and the Burger King make sure the box is careful watched just incase it is discovered
don't worry you need to have a hobo card to enter

[Twilit Lion (Leo)]

`:shock: its w-day all over again
haha, is that good or bad

[jacobjak]

>:O i wanna be the evil waffle dictator O-o
`:shock: but I am already the evil waffle dictator god!!!!!!!!

[cherryflower]

`:shock: its w-day all over again

Yus.

There will be waffle bombs too.

[jacobjak]

haha, is that good or bad
well its like D-day except waffles

Yus.

There will be waffle bombs too.
great plan!!!!!!!!!

[Twilit Lion (Leo)]

well its like D-day except waffles


great plan!!!!!!!!!
so it was waffle land invading somewhere

[sakura_blossom]

@jacob: then i wanna be the evil waffle dictaor gods waffle seceretry :O

[jacobjak]

@jacob: then i wanna be the evil waffle dictaor gods waffle seceretry :O
yes I need a secretary to keep track of all the confusing money issues

[jacobjak]

so it was waffle land invading somewhere
Nazi waffles tried to take over the world

[sakura_blossom]

@jacob: yay -eats a waffle-

[Twilit Lion (Leo)]

Nazi waffles tried to take over the world
ahh that makes sense now

[jacobjak]

@jacob: yay -eats a waffle-
free waffles for all members of the army

ahh that makes sense now
yes Waffle Land has a terrible past

[sakura_blossom]

yay! Waffles!!

[Twilit Lion (Leo)]

free waffles for all members of the army


yes Waffle Land has a terrible past
hmm i see, so your waffle land had a civil war

[jacobjak]

yay! Waffles!!
and thats why being waffle god is awsome `:P

hmm i see, so your waffle land had a civil war
yes......it was tragic

[jacobjak]

hmm now wheres that admiral I need her to send some ships to attack China

[Twilit Lion (Leo)]

hmm now wheres that admiral I need her to send some ships to attack China
yeah blow that place up they gave me a bootlegged fireplace screen

[jacobjak]

yeah blow that place up they gave me a bootlegged fireplace screen
they gave me a machete....made with lead!!!!!!!!!!

[sakura_blossom]

O_o why china?

[jacobjak]

O_o why china?
....they kill babies....oh and for other reasons too long to explain

[Twilit Lion (Leo)]

they gave me a machete....made with lead!!!!!!!!!!
yes now we must blow them up for 2 reasons now

[jacobjak]

yes now we must blow them up for 2 reasons now
....but first we need to find the admiral...where did she go???

[sakura_blossom]

@jacob: do they have waffles in china

[Twilit Lion (Leo)]

....but first we need to find the admiral...where did she go???
i don't know where the admiral went we must find her

[cherryflower]

....but first we need to find the admiral...where did she go???

Uhhh *playing video game*

Uhhh SOMEONE STOLE MY BRAIN AND REPLACED IT WITH A WAFFLE!

[jacobjak]

@jacob: do they have waffles in china
O_o yeah...but they are made with lead `~(

i don't know where the admiral went we must find her
yes!!!!!!

Uhhh *playing video game*

Uhhh SOMEONE STOLE MY BRAIN AND REPLACED IT WITH A WAFFLE!
O_o does that mean I can eat your head and it would taste like a waffle

[cherryflower]

O_o yeah...but they are made with lead `~(


yes!!!!!!


O_o does that mean I can eat your head and it would taste like a waffle

...no. That means you can eat a computer and it will tast like a waffle.

[jacobjak]

...no. That means you can eat a computer and it will tast like a waffle.
ohh really *eats computer*

[Twilit Lion (Leo)]

ohh really *eats computer*
does it taste like waffles

[jacobjak]

does it taste like waffles
O_o...blah!!! it tastes like.................LEAD!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[sakura_blossom]

@jacob: -grabs chainsaw, a garden hoe and a waffle cannon- die china >:/

[jacobjak]

@jacob: -grabs chainsaw, a garden hoe and a waffle cannon- die china >:/
yay evil secretary!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Twilit Lion (Leo)]

@jacob: -grabs chainsaw, a garden hoe and a waffle cannon- die china >:/
yeah, lets make china pay for what they have done, and while we're at it steal all their fortune cookies!

[jacobjak]

yeah, lets make china pay for what they have done, and while we're at it steal all their fortune cookies!
tch you fool japan has those!!!!!!!!!

[Twilit Lion (Leo)]

tch you fool japan has those!!!!!!!!!
oh whoops

[jacobjak]

oh whoops
what we need from china are...............uh..............TANKS!!!!!!!!!!! !!

[sakura_blossom]

@jacob: no its china who has the fortune cookies japan has the sushi (yuck)

[sakura_blossom]

-gets a bunch of german bombers (german war planes)- >;D

[jacobjak]

@jacob: no its china who has the fortune cookies japan has the sushi (yuck)
`~( but everything with fish in it is good!!!!!!!!!

[Twilit Lion (Leo)]

@jacob: no its china who has the fortune cookies japan has the sushi (yuck)
ha thats what i thought and i vote we let japan keep their sushi

[jacobjak]

-gets a bunch of german bombers (german war planes)- >;D
O_o are we gonna use those to bomb china

[Twilit Lion (Leo)]

`~( but everything with fish in it is good!!!!!!!!!
eh then you can raid them and take their fish all for yourself

[cherryflower]

I VOTE WE TURN THE WORLD INTO A GIANT WAFFLE!!!!.....and... RULED BY HOBO'S!

[jacobjak]

ha thats what i thought and i vote we let japan keep their sushi
aww i was wrong.....YAY FISH!!!!!!!!!!!

[sakura_blossom]

then we go for mars!!!!!! >;D

[Twilit Lion (Leo)]

then we go for mars!!!!!! >;D
I like that idea

[jacobjak]

eh then you can raid them and take their fish all for yourself
yes yes I shall do that

I VOTE WE TURN THE WORLD INTO A GIANT WAFFLE!!!!.....and... RULED BY HOBO'S!
O_o but that would cause mass destruction to the ozone layer causing a large series of highly destructive natural disasters and massive destructive explosions!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Twilit Lion (Leo)]

yes yes I shall do that


O_o but that would cause mass destruction to the ozone layer causing a large series of highly destructive natural disasters and massive destructive explosions!!!!!!!!!!!!
plus thats where the cardboard box portal is

[jacobjak]

then we go for mars!!!!!! >;D
we need rockets!!!!!!

I like that idea
then let us start operation mars immediatly!!!!!

[jacobjak]

plus thats where the cardboard box portal is
yeah that too

[sakura_blossom]

@jacob: -gest russain rockets- O_o we good

[jacobjak]

@jacob: -gest russain rockets- O_o we good
ahh the good ol Russian they always come through *buys rockets from russia*

[sakura_blossom]

lolz xP -claims saturn as Rizuki's Waffle World-

[jacobjak]

lolz xP -claims saturn as Rizuki's Waffle World-
I get pluto!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Twilit Lion (Leo)]

lolz xP -claims saturn as Rizuki's Waffle World-
noooooo, then i'll get jupiter

[sakura_blossom]

@jacob: i was going for pluto but saturns bigger

[sakura_blossom]

-claims the universe as rizuki's waffleverse- ;D

[Twilit Lion (Leo)]

-claims the universe as rizuki's waffleverse- ;D
umm as long as i get jupiter

[jacobjak]

noooooo, then i'll get jupiter
you can have it...I have no need for that planet

@jacob: i was going for pluto but saturns bigger
O_o lucky me!!!!!
-claims the universe as rizuki's waffleverse- ;D
O_O is that possible

[Twilit Lion (Leo)]

you can have it...I have no need for that planet


O_o lucky me!!!!!

O_O is that possible
yeahz jupiter

[jacobjak]

yeahz jupiter
hmm....but first we need to capture the universe

[Twilit Lion (Leo)]

hmm....but first we need to capture the universe
true very true

[jacobjak]

true very true
anways I am leaving on a 2 day trip so until I return you are in charge of my army (remember to tell me if anyone joins)

[sakura_blossom]

>:o jacob im the screctery i should be in charge

[jacobjak]

>:o jacob im the screctery i should be in charge
`:shock: fine you can both be in charge

[sakura_blossom]

yay!!

[Twilit Lion (Leo)]

anways I am leaving on a 2 day trip so until I return you are in charge of my army (remember to tell me if anyone joins)
haha really sweet you can count on me

[jacobjak]

haha really sweet you can count on me
you and sakura are in charge

[Twilit Lion (Leo)]

`:shock: fine you can both be in charge
eh okay that'll be fine

[jacobjak]

yay!!

haha really sweet you can count on me
don't betray my trust I want china captured by the time I get back

[Twilit Lion (Leo)]

don't betray my trust I want china captured by the time I get back
all right china shall be captured before you get back

[jacobjak]

I shall now take my leave

[sakura_blossom]

buh baii

[Twilit Lion (Leo)]

I shall now take my leave
see ya later

[sakura_blossom]

-captures china- :/

[Twilit Lion (Leo)]

-captures china- :/
haha easy

[Twilit Lion (Leo)]

*bump*

[sakura_blossom]

nugh wat to kill it leo

[Twilit Lion (Leo)]

nugh wat to kill it leo
how did i kill this

[Twilit Lion (Leo)]

*bump*

[sakura_blossom]

u did it again :/

[Twilit Lion (Leo)]

man i gotta stop doing that

[jacobjak]

what!!!!! I come back to find my army in shambles.....lieutenant where are my cupcakes!!!!!!!!!!!!! D:<

[sakura_blossom]

O_o -has teh cupcakes-

[sakura_blossom]

on the bright side we have china

[jacobjak]

O_o -has teh cupcakes-
O_o *wants*

on the bright side we have china
hmm yes now we must do something with china........uh......lets learn martial arts!!!!!!!!

[puppetmaster zack]

oh oh can i join i am the blueberry waffle king

[jacobjak]

oh oh can i join i am the blueberry waffle king
no I am the god so there shall be no kings!!!!!!!!!!

[puppetmaster zack]

no I am the god so there shall be no kings!!!!!!!!!!
can i be the blueberry _____________ <--------- fill in the blank

[jacobjak]

can i be the blueberry _____________ <--------- fill in the blank
Lieutenant yes...I need one of those

[puppetmaster zack]

Lieutenant yes...I need one of those
i will be one of those thibng for blueberry waffles

[jacobjak]

i will be one of those thibng for blueberry waffles
ok but no eating my blueberry waffles

[puppetmaster zack]

ok but no eating my blueberry waffles
fine can i eat emo's

[jacobjak]

fine can i eat emo's
sure.....now this army needs more members.....

[puppetmaster zack]

sure.....now this army needs more members.....
yes then what shall we do

[jacobjak]

yes then what shall we do
wait for the rest of the army to come so we can take over africa

[puppetmaster zack]

wait for the rest of the army to come so we can take over africa
oh can i rid a zebra plz #does puppy dog eyes#

[Twilit Lion (Leo)]

well i'm here

[jacobjak]

oh can i rid a zebra plz #does puppy dog eyes#
I was gonna eat them

well i'm here
yes....we still need one more

[Twilit Lion (Leo)]

I was gonna eat them


yes....we still need one more
okay we'll have to wait then

[jacobjak]

okay we'll have to wait then
hmm now the only person we need to join is one with a hitler like attitude

[puppetmaster zack]

I was gonna eat them


yes....we still need one more
just one

[jacobjak]

just one
ok you can have one

[puppetmaster zack]

ok you can have one
a'right

[jacobjak]

now then where did I leave my car keys......

[sakura_blossom]

-has the keys- O_o i have no idea -puts the keys in my bra-

[jacobjak]

-has the keys- O_o i have no idea -puts the keys in my bra-
haha secretary you forgot one important detail.............I have no car `~( (and I am too young to drive `:P)


.....wait what am I....a detective..............this is sad...

[jacobjak]

O_o where did the secretary go

[puppetmaster zack]

O_o where did the secretary go
right here hobo

[jacobjak]

right here hobo
hmm lieutenant you found my secretary she ran off with the keys to the secret vault

[puppetmaster zack]

hmm lieutenant you found my secretary she ran off with the keys to the secret vault
you mean mama

[jacobjak]

you mean mama
mama........my secretary is my mom ;););)!!!!!!!!!!! `:shock:

[Narutoisbeast]

ok that thangs werild

[jacobjak]

ok that thangs werild
no whats even werider is that I have a mom `~(

[puppetmaster zack]

mama........my secretary is my mom ;););)!!!!!!!!!!! `:shock:
no my mom

[jacobjak]

no my mom
oh...good `|( that was close

[jacobjak]

`:shock: my army has desterted me....and we still have only 5 members `~(

[Sakura+Sasuke=Awesomness]

No jacob,just no....your insane

[Chiku]

can i join the hobo army?