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J-Sun Tasogare
06-04-2010, 12:21 PM
Funny-Bunny fight anything goes.

i_love_kakashi
06-04-2010, 12:24 PM
So we meet again....`:)
Your going down.

J-Sun Tasogare
06-04-2010, 12:25 PM
So we meet again....`:)
Your going down.
You go first missy.

tkscopic
06-04-2010, 12:28 PM
Funny-Bunny fight anything goes.
What the-?

Memitim
06-04-2010, 12:33 PM
ILK.....I hope you lose.

i_love_kakashi
06-04-2010, 12:36 PM
I was skipping down the sidewalk when I see Mr. Cursed standing by a tree. I said hi and what do you know that meanie called me a mean name Dx! NOW I'm mad! No one gets away with that! Since I am so mad I go into -Super hormone teenage girl rage mode- and pick him up and threw him into a trash can full of old dead fishies!

Memitim
06-04-2010, 12:38 PM
go ILK.

J-Sun Tasogare
06-04-2010, 12:41 PM
I was skipping down the sidewalk when I see Mr. Cursed standing by a tree. I said hi and what do you know that meanie called me a mean name Dx! NOW I'm mad! No one gets away with that! Since I am so mad I go into -Super hormone teenage girl rage mode- and pick him up and threw him into a trash can full of old dead fishies!
I see ILK skipping down the and I say Hi she then gets angry and picks me up. She then tries to throw me at the trashcan She does but I land on my feet right before the trashcan by spiining in mid-air. I then walks behind the trash can put it on it's side and then kick it . Since we are on a slightly downwars slope it should roll and hit her.

i_love_kakashi
06-04-2010, 12:47 PM
I see ILK skipping down the and I say Hi she then gets angry and picks me up. She then tries to throw me at the trashcan She does but I land on my feet right before the trashcan by spiining in mid-air. I then walks behind the trash can put it on it's side and then kick it . Since we are on a slightly downwars slope it should roll and hit her.

(I totally wrote my first thing wrong my bad ^.^)
Great he didn't hit the trashcan... Darn! NOOO! Now trashcan is coming at me... This is such a good day!`:P ohhh what to do.... >.> <.< Its really close now So I jump over the can. As I'm coming down I see a turtle walking by the grass. I pick it up... and pull it's tail. The turtle is angery. SORRY TURRTLE and its trying to bite me! Dx So I throw the thing towards Cursed's face in hopes of it biting him.`:)

J-Sun Tasogare
06-04-2010, 12:50 PM
(I totally wrote my first thing wrong my bad ^.^)
Great he didn't hit the trashcan... Darn! NOOO! Now trashcan is coming at me... This is such a good day!`:P ohhh what to do.... >.> <.< Its really close now So I jump over the can. As I'm coming down I see a turtle walking by the grass. I pick it up... and pull it's tail. The turtle is angery. SORRY TURRTLE and its trying to bite me! Dx So I throw the thing towards Cursed's face in hopes of it biting him.`:)
She throws a turtle at me so I simply duck as it comes by. I then run and get a lid of another trash can. After that I throw it like a frisbee at her

i_love_kakashi
06-04-2010, 12:54 PM
She throws a turtle at me so I simply duck as it comes by. I then run and get a lid of another trash can. After that I throw it like a frisbee at her

Darn that turtle!
Eeee a trash can lid! I run and slide as it comes by and keep running towards Cursed. As I'm sliding on the ground I grab dirt and little rocks. Im pretty close to him now and I thow it at his face in hopes of stopping him from seeing. And now I'm lineing him up for the BOOT of DOOM!

J-Sun Tasogare
06-04-2010, 12:56 PM
Darn that turtle!
Eeee a trash can lid! I run and slide as it comes by and keep running towards Cursed. As I'm sliding on the ground I grab dirt and little rocks. Im pretty close to him now and I thow it at his face in hopes of stopping him from seeing. And now I'm lineing him up for the BOOT of DOOM!
As she doges my trashcan lid she then rushes up and throws dirt in my face. As she does I cover my eyes and when the dirt settles I see she is trying to kick me there. When she tries I grab her leg and tilt it uowards hopefully putting her on the ground.

i_love_kakashi
06-04-2010, 01:01 PM
As she doges my trashcan lid she then rushes up and throws dirt in my face. As she does I cover my eyes and when the dirt settles I see she is trying to kick me there. When she tries I grab her leg and tilt it uowards hopefully putting her on the ground.

Its in his face. AW darn it didnt work! Dx
And now I'm on the ground, when he grabbed my leg he totally picked me off the ground. Because hes so tall! Crappp.... I gotta think quick since he is right there, so I do the fangirl scream from hell directly at him, hopefully stunning him and or knocking him down.

J-Sun Tasogare
06-04-2010, 01:04 PM
Its in his face. AW darn it didnt work! Dx
And now I'm on the ground, when he grabbed my leg he totally picked me off the ground. Because hes so tall! Crappp.... I gotta think quick since he is right there, so I do the fangirl scream from hell directly at him, hopefully stunning him and or knocking him down.
Ahh teh hell I suddenly find myself on the ground with a girl on the ground. I quickly try to remember what the hell I drank last night and find no alcohol among the list. Then remembering a scream I think she must've screamed to do that to me. I then get up walk over and grab a stinky fish I then take the fish and throw it at her mouth arcing it like basketball.

i_love_kakashi
06-04-2010, 01:07 PM
Ahh teh hell I suddenly find myself on the ground with a girl on the ground. I quickly try to remember what the hell I drank last night and find no alcohol among the list. Then remembering a scream I think she must've screamed to do that to me. I then get up walk over and grab a stinky fish I then take the fish and throw it at her mouth arcing it like basketball.

I see that it worked! YUS! BUT OH NOOOO a fish is coming I quickly shut up and do a volleyball roll back to stand up, the fish hits right in front of me. Close one. Now I run at Cursed and Jump threw the air attempting the SuperGlompofLove. to catch him and make him apologize for being mean! Dx

Memitim
06-04-2010, 01:09 PM
this is kind of funny.

J-Sun Tasogare
06-04-2010, 01:12 PM
I see that it worked! YUS! BUT OH NOOOO a fish is coming I quickly shut up and do a volleyball roll back to stand up, the fish hits right in front of me. Close one. Now I run at Cursed and Jump threw the air attempting the SuperGlompofLove. to catch him and make him apologize for being mean! Dx
She rolled away from me fish. Poor lil dead fish oh well, I have bigger problem. She is now diving towards me I thinks he is like trying to bite my jugular so I pick up the trash can lid I threw and use it to shield her jugular bite dive. Once fending her off I run back and find a broom. I now have a pole and shield.

Muffintop
06-04-2010, 01:15 PM
Looool Cursed I wanna battle you next. `:P

J-Sun Tasogare
06-04-2010, 01:15 PM
Looool Cursed I wanna battle you next. `:P
Like this or with WS rules? xD

i_love_kakashi
06-04-2010, 01:17 PM
She rolled away from me fish. Poor lil dead fish oh well, I have bigger problem. She is now diving towards me I thinks she is like trying to bite my jugular so I pick up the trash can lid I threw and use it to shield her jugular bite dive. Once fending her off I run back and find a broom. I now have a pole and shield.

I'm traveling quite fast, and I hit the trash can lid! OUCH! You meanie poo poo head! Dx Now I see him towering over me with a broom, and the evil lid. OH No, what do I do...>.> I quickly stand up and grab on to the broom with my super fangirl grip, and pull it out of his hands now I swing for his knees. Tall people fall hard lol:lol:

J-Sun Tasogare
06-04-2010, 01:20 PM
I'm traveling quite fast, and I hit the trash can lid! OUCH! You meanie poo poo head! Dx Now I see him towering over me with a broom, and the evil lid. OH No, what do I do...>.> I quickly stand up and grab on to the broom with my super fangirl grip, and pull it out of his hands now I swing for his knees. Tall people fall hard lol:lol:
She uses super strength to grab the broom and swings it as my knees. As it comes by I jump picking up my knees so I don't fall. I then land and get my broom back. After this I take the broom's end and hit it as hard as I can against the lid to make a loud noise right in her ear. I also take the side with the twin, the side you sweep with and brush it acrros her face and run.

-Naruto-
06-04-2010, 01:23 PM
this is my favorite fight :lol:

i_love_kakashi
06-04-2010, 01:24 PM
She uses super strength to grab the broom and swings it as my knees. As it comes by I jump picking up my knees so I don't fall. I then land and get my broom back. After this I take the broom's end and hit it as hard as I can against the lid to make a loud noise right in her ear. I also take the side with the twin, the side you sweep with and brush it acrros her face and run.

Missed again! Drat! And he took the broom! Dx
I cover my ears as he hits the lid, and I look up at him and the next thing I know I have a broom in my face!`~( Then all the sudden it stopped. Oh no I see him running, and he's fast. I look around for something to throw at him, and I find a cantaloupe!`:P I throw is as hard as I can and hopefully it will hit him since his back is turned to me!

J-Sun Tasogare
06-04-2010, 01:29 PM
Missed again! Drat! And he took the broom! Dx
I cover my ears as he hits the lid, and I look up at him and the next thing I know I have a broom in my face!`~( Then all the sudden it stopped. Oh no I see him running, and he's fast. I look around for something to throw at him, and I find a cantaloupe!`:P I throw is as hard as I can and hopefully it will hit him since his back is turned to me!
As I run I look behind and see a cantalupe coming towards me. I have no defense for it so I cover me with my lid and hold out my broom. Funny enough the fruit was going so fast that it hit my broom and it got pireced and is now stuck on my broom. I then reach into my pocket and throw a stink bomb at her :twisted: I don't know where I got it but it's owesume

i_love_kakashi
06-04-2010, 01:34 PM
As I run I look behind and see a cantalupe coming towards me. I have no defense for it so I cover me with my lid and hold out my broom. Funny enough the fruit was going so fast that it hit my broom and it got pireced and is now stuck on my broom. I then reach into my pocket and throw a stink bomb at her :twisted: I don't know where I got it but it's owesume

Crudddddd..... My cantaloupe did not work! Dx
Eeee a stink bomb, those things smell horrible! I guess thats why they are called stink bombs.... Oh no this thing covers some area and I deff don't want to stink>.< >.> <.< ^.^ V.V I see a manhole on the ground and jump in it and close the top before the bomb hits. I'm safe... >.> I can hear him running from the vibrations in the ground so I fallow, where he's running to. Thankfully I drank some Mt.Dew, and now I have energy! I ran ahead of him and climb up the manhole he is about to step on. I pop out and grab his feet and try pull him in. >.>

J-Sun Tasogare
06-04-2010, 01:38 PM
Crudddddd..... My cantaloupe did not work! Dx
Eeee a stink bomb, those things smell horrible! I guess thats why they are called stink bombs.... Oh no this thing covers some area and I deff don't want to stink>.< >.> <.< ^.^ V.V I see a manhole on the ground and jump in it and close the top before the bomb hits. I'm safe... >.> I can hear him running from the vibrations in the ground so I fallow, where he's running to. Thankfully I drank some Mt.Dew, and now I have energy! I ran ahead of him and climb up the manhole he is about to step on. I pop out and grab his feet and try pull him in. >.>
She dissapears and as I'm running I get grabed through the ground. I try my hardest to stay up but she is on a drug or something. So I do what any man would do, revert to the family guy way of the Face Fart. I quickly let gaseous substance come out my back end and sence she is grabbing my legs she should feel the burn in a sec. Then knowing she will probably keel over I get up and yell "Sorry" and then keep running.

i_love_kakashi
06-04-2010, 01:44 PM
She dissapears and as I'm running I get grabed through the ground. I try my hardest to stay up but she is on a drug or something. So I do what any man would do, revert to the family guy way of the Face Fart. I quickly let gaseous substance come out my back end and sence she is grabbing my legs she should feel the burn in a sec. Then knowing she will probably keel over I get up and yell "Sorry" and then keep running.

I've got him now!`:P
As I grab on top him he farts in my face!`:shock: its horrible! I fall to the ground holding my face and seeing if I still have my eyelashes and eyebrows. Thankfully I still do! I hear this quick sorry and I look up he gone again. Now we are still underground. I don't have much under here to use. So I summon the great TUBE SOCK! (From the skittles commercial) and I have it light up because it is full of static electricity I can see him now. The Tunnel has a dead end MUHUHAAHHAA! I've got you now you meanie! I run towards him and jump, Im going to tackle him and hes going to go down.

J-Sun Tasogare
06-04-2010, 01:54 PM
I've got him now!`:P
As I grab on top him he farts in my face!`:shock: its horrible! I fall to the ground holding my face and seeing if I still have my eyelashes and eyebrows. Thankfully I still do! I hear this quick sorry and I look up he gone again. Now we are still underground. I don't have much under here to use. So I summon the great TUBE SOCK! (From the skittles commercial) and I have it light up because it is full of static electricity I can see him now. The Tunnel has a dead end MUHUHAAHHAA! I've got you now you meanie! I run towards him and jump, Im going to tackle him and hes going to go down.
I see her summon up the great sock monsta. I have no choice now I make handseals and summon up the Great Red Deciever the one who threw the world into sin and evil, Elmo the Galatic Crush- "HAI GAIZ!!!!111!111!!1" x.x. This was a grave mistake but out of the corner of my eye I see her tackle elmo. And I sit up and start puking x.x.

i_love_kakashi
06-04-2010, 01:58 PM
I see her summon up the great sock monsta. I have no choice now I make handseals and summon up the Great Red Deciever the one who threw the world into sin and evil, Elmo the Galatic Crush- "HAI GAIZ!!!!111!111!!1" x.x. This was a grave mistake but out of the corner of my eye I see her tackle elmo. And I sit up and start puking x.x.

Is appalled! This isn't Cursed! Gerrr... gives Elmo the BOOT of DOOM, and he disapears. You have nothing left! but the Great Sock is still shinning, and i see poor Cursed puking.`:( I don't want puke on me so I have the great sock walk up to him and grab him in a bear hug. Now I wait for him to stop puking lol... GROSSS

J-Sun Tasogare
06-04-2010, 02:01 PM
Is appalled! This isn't Cursed! Gerrr... gives Elmo the BOOT of DOOM, and he disapears. You have nothing left! but the Great Sock is still shinning, and i see poor Cursed puking.`:( I don't want puke on me so I have the great sock walk up to him and grab him in a bear hug. Now I wait for him to stop puking lol... GROSSS
She defeated Elmo. She is the greatest warrior ever I think. Then she send the sock after me, I act fast and summon the beast. No, not Hilary Clinton but Barney the lemon squishe- "I LOVE YOU YOU LOV"-- "OH MAH GAWD MAKE IT STOP" I keel over and my hair starts to bleed as barney starts stealing their souls.

i_love_kakashi
06-04-2010, 02:08 PM
She defeated Elmo. She is the greatest warrior ever I think. Then she send the sock after me, I act fast and summon the beast. No, not Hilary Clinton but Barney the lemon squishe- "I LOVE YOU YOU LOV"-- "OH MAH GAWD MAKE IT STOP" I keel over and my hair starts to bleed as barney starts stealing their souls.

Blast it! Darn Barney! My Sock is gone! Its soul! NOOOO... But the Devil shall never get mine because I..... Have a black hole a heart! It sucks Barney in and he's gone forever! MUHUHHAHAHA! No one stop the black hole. I run up to Cursed and sit down next to him. Are you okay?`:)

J-Sun Tasogare
06-04-2010, 02:10 PM
Blast it! Darn Barney! My Sock is gone! Its soul! NOOOO... But the Devil shall never get mine because I..... Have a black hole a heart! It sucks Barney in and he's gone forever! MUHUHHAHAHA! No one stop the black hole. I run up to Cursed and sit down next to him. Are you okay?`:)
I'm sitting their and she abosorbed barney striped to the last of my ability I quickly summon a basket full of kittens and throw it in the other direction and run out of the sewers.

i_love_kakashi
06-04-2010, 02:17 PM
I'm sitting their and she abosorbed barney striped to the last of my ability I quickly summon a basket full of kittens and throw it in the other direction and run out of the sewers.

Dx He don't want to talk! MEAN!
NOW he is out of here. And there is kittens! I have to find them a home... >.< So I climb out of the sewer and see a hobo sitting there looking lonely, I hand him the kittens. There they have a home. I have one last resort.... and I have to resort to it... >.> Its the call of the fangirls... I call for my fellow fangirls and now hundreds should be rushing to him. They already know who I'm after just because Cursed is so good looking. My fellow fangirls have him surrounded Now! HEHEHE!

J-Sun Tasogare
06-04-2010, 02:19 PM
Dx He don't want to talk! MEAN!
NOW he is out of here. And there is kittens! I have to find them a home... >.< So I climb out of the sewer and see a hobo sitting there looking lonely, I hand him the kittens. There they have a home. I have one last resort.... and I have to resort to it... >.> Its the call of the fangirls... I call for my fellow fangirls and now hundreds should be rushing to him. They already know who I'm after just because Cursed is so good looking. My fellow fangirls have him surrounded Now! HEHEHE!
Haha so she thinks she can use fangirls I think not. I quickly gather up TDZ and his pictures and camera and set them on fire and throw them in the other direction I start booking it trying to get a ticket to Mexico.

i_love_kakashi
06-04-2010, 02:25 PM
Haha so she thinks she can use fangirls I think not. I quickly gather up TDZ and his pictures and camera and set them on fire and throw them in the other direction I start booking it trying to get a ticket to Mexico.


TDZ! ON FIRE! I yell to my fellow fangirls and have them save him and his stuff. Grrr.... ?.? Ummm what to do... Um I use my special stalking technique, and fallow him to the airport. I Watch wat plane he gets on and climb in the cargo. >.> ON the plane now. I notice the plane is taking off and get out of cargo. I see a plane waitress lady person, and I knock her out, and take her out fit. Now time to go get him. He has no where else to go. I see him sitting in his seat and go over to him. and attempt to tackle him in his seat. I HAVE YOU NOW!

J-Sun Tasogare
06-04-2010, 02:33 PM
TDZ! ON FIRE! I yell to my fellow fangirls and have them save him and his stuff. Grrr.... ?.? Ummm what to do... Um I use my special stalking technique, and fallow him to the airport. I Watch wat plane he gets on and climb in the cargo. >.> ON the plane now. I notice the plane is taking off and get out of cargo. I see a plane waitress lady person, and I knock her out, and take her out fit. Now time to go get him. He has no where else to go. I see him sitting in his seat and go over to him. and attempt to tackle him in his seat. I HAVE YOU NOW!
She tackles me while in my seat and I then use my ace up my and pull out a smoke bomb shaped like a gernade. I place it in her hand and yell TERRORIST and the people attack her. Then I got to the emergency landing place and grab a parachute and leave the plane all James Bond Style. I land in a Casino called "Royale" in Puerto Rico.

i_love_kakashi
06-04-2010, 02:41 PM
She tackles me while in my seat and I then use my ace up my and pull out a smoke bomb shaped like a gernade. I place it in her hand and yell TERRORIST and the people attack her. Then I got to the emergency landing place and grab a parachute and leave the plane all James Bond Style. I land in a Casino called "Royale" in Puerto Rico.

People grab me, but as soon as Cursed opens the door the suction of the plane pulls me out along with many other people. Lucky for me a parachute is right next to me I put it on and fallow down below. I then go to the hair salon and get my hair cut short and my hair colored a dark color... Hehehe he won't recognize me now! I walk into the Casino. I see you standing there, and I summon my next most powerful weapon. THe surpirze glomp. I walk up right behind him and JUMP and grab him. YOUR MINE NOW!

J-Sun Tasogare
06-04-2010, 02:46 PM
People grab me, but as soon as Cursed opens the door the suction of the plane pulls me out along with many other people. Lucky for me a parachute is right next to me I put it on and fallow down below. I then go to the hair salon and get my hair cut short and my hair colored a dark color... Hehehe he won't recognize me now! I walk into the Casino. I see you standing there, and I summon my next most powerful weapon. THe surpirze glomp. I walk up right behind him and JUMP and grab him. YOUR MINE NOW!
As I'm ordering a Msrgirita I say "Shaken not St-OMG A FLYING GIRL* and the girl from before attempts to dive at me. I quikc;y take on of the drinks and splash it on her face and drop the glass. The glass spooks people and somethefty guys pull out guns. That's when I run out and start swimming for my life.

i_love_kakashi
06-04-2010, 02:51 PM
As I'm ordering a Msrgirita I say "Shaken not St-OMG A FLYING GIRL* and the girl from before attempts to dive at me. I quikc;y take on of the drinks and splash it on her face and drop the glass. The glass spooks people and somethefty guys pull out guns. That's when I run out and start swimming for my life.

I dive at him and get a drink in my face!Dx How rude!I finally get the drink out of my eyes and I see him dive in the pool and I chase after. I run around the pool beacuse running is much faster than swimming, unless your Michel Phelps. So I stand and wait for him to get close to the end. I jump in right on top of him! MAYBE I HAVE YOU NOW!!

J-Sun Tasogare
06-04-2010, 02:56 PM
I dive at him and get a drink in my face!Dx How rude!I finally get the drink out of my eyes and I see him dive in the pool and I chase after. I run around the pool beacuse running is much faster than swimming, unless your Michel Phelps. So I stand and wait for him to get close to the end. I jump in right on top of him! MAYBE I HAVE YOU NOW!!
I see her standing at the edge of the pool so I use on of my summons. I summon a flying fish and on it I ride of into the sunset. Gulpity Gulp GULP!

i_love_kakashi
06-04-2010, 02:57 PM
I see her standing at the edge of the pool so I use on of my summons. I summon a flying fish and on it I ride of into the sunset. Gulpity Gulp GULP!

NO!!!!!!!!!!!
I have nothing left!
/dies...

J-Sun Tasogare
06-04-2010, 03:00 PM
NO!!!!!!!!!!!
I have nothing left!
/dies...
Out of the corner of my eyes I see her fall I call the ambulance and doctors to help her as I do my fifth lap around jupiter on MR. Gulpster.

Sephiroth
06-04-2010, 03:01 PM
ILK where have u been!!!!

i_love_kakashi
06-04-2010, 03:03 PM
Out of the corner of my eyes I see her fall I call the ambulance and doctors to help her as I do my fifth lap around jupiter on MR. Gulpster.

I wake up in the hospital all alone.
NoOoOoOoO I lost to him! Dx

i_love_kakashi
06-04-2010, 04:25 PM
ILK where have u been!!!!

Jeremy!?
I haven't talked to you in forever!