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naruto35
06-12-2009, 10:47 PM
i would setted him on fire and kill him

deidara55
06-12-2009, 10:51 PM
kill him

pein55
06-12-2009, 10:57 PM
I'd get a rpg and fire.

waterlemon-chi
06-12-2009, 11:42 PM
Stab him point blank, then slash him. Let's see how he likes x-shaped scars all over his body. ^^

Ninja Pink
06-13-2009, 05:30 PM
Kill him

Sai's brother
06-13-2009, 09:51 PM
kill him

2hyper4u AKA Sloth
06-13-2009, 09:55 PM
scream, call senpai, run in circles, scream popcorn and hit a tree
scream again, get a rifle
put him in a straitjacket, hold the gun up and force him to watch teletubbies, barney, calliou, yaoi and hentai
after he is tortured, then i shoot him >=)

Nick Tasogare
06-13-2009, 10:04 PM
tell him td be right back, grab a knife, and cut up his @$$ lol

Nine
06-13-2009, 10:13 PM
he would not hes dead................ in my basement

Nick Tasogare
06-13-2009, 10:16 PM
he would not hes dead................ in my basement

then.....whos in mine?..... *goes and grabs body and burns it*

Vatanui AKA Pride
06-13-2009, 10:19 PM
I'll kill him, resurrect him, show him the "Ways to Kill Danzo" Thread, rinse and repeat.

TucanaTheToucan
06-14-2009, 02:21 PM
I'd set him on fire and then kill him!

naruto 65
06-14-2009, 02:35 PM
throw him in a blackhole

Moon
06-14-2009, 02:37 PM
*grabs gun*DIE*shoots danzo in face 99999999 times*

Vatanui AKA Pride
06-14-2009, 05:06 PM
Kill him until there's Nothing left!

sasuke uchiha gal
06-14-2009, 09:36 PM
cut him, shoot him, brun him, bring him back to life,
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cut him, shoot him, brun him, bring him back to life.......
u get the point

KyuubiAkatsuki
06-14-2009, 09:40 PM
oh man i love these kill danzo threads

i'd kick him where it hurts, then i'd go mortal kombat on him! :twisted:

Madness
06-14-2009, 09:55 PM
Well as much as i hate him i would actualy befriend him. Keep your friends close and your enemies closer. this way if Danzo trusts me, he will tell me what kind off plans he has for the future. it would b easy to get info out of him of he thinks we r friends

sasuke uchiha gal
06-14-2009, 10:02 PM
i still like my idea....

KyuubiAkatsuki
06-14-2009, 10:06 PM
lol ha ha poor danzo

YEA RIGHT! LOL STUPID DANZO!

sasuke uchiha gal
06-14-2009, 10:10 PM
he can go jump in a ditch with my stalker...

KyuubiAkatsuki
06-14-2009, 10:15 PM
lol make sure its a dangerous ditch :twisted:

sasuke uchiha gal
06-14-2009, 10:19 PM
oooooohhhhhhh yeah man!!!!!!! (grabs EVERY form of a weopn and EVERY deadly animal EVER!!! and puts tham in a ditch then pushes off stalker and danzo) YES!!! happy b-day to me!!!!!!!

KyuubiAkatsuki
06-14-2009, 10:20 PM
rofl yay

sasuke uchiha gal
06-14-2009, 10:23 PM
muahhhhhhhhhh
whos next.. orochimaru........... the village elders............. ur mom..... lol jk jk jk

KyuubiAkatsuki
06-14-2009, 10:25 PM
lol u r one violent person, of course thats not necessarily a bad thing :twisted:

sasuke uchiha gal
06-14-2009, 10:26 PM
lol oh u have no idea of whay my bad side looks like dude!!!!!!!!:evil::twisted::evil::twisted::evil::e vil::twisted::evil::twisted:

KyuubiAkatsuki
06-14-2009, 10:31 PM
:twisted: rofl

ANIMELVR4EVR
06-14-2009, 10:48 PM
i'd kick his butt and poke him in his other eye, break of his other hand, and both of his legs. then throw him into a neuclear (sp) bomb field

ECW Original
06-15-2009, 11:23 AM
it'd be the LAST thing he ever did!

DestinyMan
06-15-2009, 11:37 AM
I would probally use a shadow clone jutsu or just call Naruto in to beat him to death.

xxsasukexdeidaraxx
06-15-2009, 12:30 PM
DANZO WOULD BURN TO ASHES!!! *MWAHAHAHA* :twisted:

goldendreamer
06-15-2009, 03:01 PM
:twisted:I would kill him then I would set him on fire!
:twisted::twisted::twisted::twisted:

Yetiee
06-15-2009, 03:02 PM
I would ask him if he needed a hand....hahahahahah

Skylar
06-15-2009, 03:06 PM
i'd slam the door in his face.

naruto35
06-16-2009, 08:31 AM
kill him ftw

Phoenix
06-16-2009, 08:36 AM
HAHAHA this is funny!
I would invite him for a cup of tea...;)

naruto35
06-23-2009, 06:21 PM
let him in and shot him point blank

shikashogi
06-25-2009, 11:49 AM
shove him in the oven and film it.

Hidan
06-25-2009, 01:02 PM
Strangle him...

LilyKun01
06-25-2009, 07:45 PM
Set him on fire. xD (that should kill him, shouldn't it?)

RSAHinataSpringbokF1
06-25-2009, 07:47 PM
I'll kim Danzo by releasing a group of Andean condors towards him and rip him apart. Do you like my idea? Eh?

Shika
06-25-2009, 07:50 PM
I would knife him and make a hole. Stick a C4 explosive in the hole. Grab some popcorn and watch the fireworks.. Ooh Aah! Then light him up with an M16. After the M16, revive him and be like ''Dude omg some guy tried to kill you'' piont to some guy.. and when he turns, repeat the whole thing! When repeated 3 times kill him with post its.

*HinataGurl*
06-26-2009, 12:54 PM
set him on fire it would be fun too watch him burn to death!

sasuke uchiwa
06-26-2009, 12:59 PM
these are the type of girl i like,can ya help me defeat itachi? sakura aruno23 is already helping me!!!!:cool:
...sharingan o_o ...:cool:

Mini
06-26-2009, 03:12 PM
.Take His Crane Away.

Vatanui AKA Pride
06-26-2009, 03:13 PM
Kill him.

LoveGunner The Sage
06-26-2009, 03:50 PM
......

Danzo...... He would burn ablaze in my attic, and after burninfor three day's slowly and still surviveing, I would go up to him.... and show him....

KAKAGUY YAOI POOOOOOORN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

...... Then I'd slit his throat

Agus-san
06-26-2009, 04:24 PM
I would slam the door in his face :twisted:

mangagirl
06-26-2009, 04:27 PM
slam the door in his face, that would be funny!!!

Hebi
06-26-2009, 06:26 PM
i like all of these ideas

Windking
06-27-2009, 01:01 AM
kill him and sell all his organs in the market..just joking..hehe

dragonjinchuriki dj
06-27-2009, 07:16 PM
id ask him what r u doing in my house u creep then id pour rocket fuel on him then set him on fire then run him over with my car

VivaSasuke-kun
06-28-2009, 07:15 PM
Steal his crutch and shove. it . up. his. a**

Yoshi-Chan
06-28-2009, 07:18 PM
id scream, slam the door, open it, use a flamethrower, slam the door again, open it again, and scream, over and over and over again.

Windking
06-28-2009, 07:22 PM
i would also ask him...
"wanna DIE""??

naruto35
06-28-2009, 11:36 PM
i would shot him

Windking
06-28-2009, 11:40 PM
Danzo haters unite:twisted::twisted::twisted::twisted:!

Typlosion118
07-08-2009, 02:48 PM
Omfg! *gets a Chaingun and freaks out* DIE, DANZO! *shoots him 999,999+ times* Huf,huf... at last, he's dead...

tobianddeidaraismehsenpai
07-09-2009, 11:50 AM
Oh hello Donzou! look over there! Boom! Sorry i didn't mean to shoot you a few times!

Vatanui AKA Pride
07-09-2009, 03:33 PM
The Fire Option. :twisted:

yondaime
07-09-2009, 04:19 PM
kill him then revive him then kill him then revive him then kill him then revive him then kill him then revive him then kill him then revive him then kill him then revive him then kill him then revive him then kill him then revive him then kill him then revive him then kill him then revive him then kill him then revive him then kill him then revive him then kill him then revive him then kill him then revive him then kill him then revive him then kill him then revive him then kill him then revive him then kill him then revive him then kill him then revive him then kill him then revive him then kill him then revive him then kill him then

Chidori_Stream
07-10-2009, 05:04 PM
I would kill that fool...he doesn't deserve to be Hokage...

Life AKA Death
07-10-2009, 05:06 PM
kill him kill him good muahahahahaaaaa

KyuubiAkatsuki
07-10-2009, 05:14 PM
i'd interrogate him and ask him whats the deal with the sharingan, then i'd kill him in the most violent and painful way possible

Hebi
07-10-2009, 05:15 PM
Why all these people coming to MY house!!!!!!!!!!!

TAKEGASHI!
07-10-2009, 05:30 PM
Oh man, I dunno. I'd definitely slam the door in his face. . . Am I the only person who is getting a sinking feeling that Danzou isn't quite who we're picturing him as?

deidara rules
08-02-2009, 03:14 AM
set him on fire

Windking
08-02-2009, 03:15 AM
Ask HIm:
"want to die?"

Shkin
08-02-2009, 04:01 AM
squeeze his brains out...have the brain in a bottle...my own evil genius memorabilia! yay!
of course he'll die!

akatsukiangel16
08-02-2009, 11:25 AM
have jugo sit on him and kill him.

karlagvp
08-02-2009, 11:30 AM
i would so KILL HIM

jukeboxed
08-02-2009, 11:34 AM
Make him die from blood loss. Don't ask how.

nexthokage
08-02-2009, 11:40 AM
blow him up wit my firecrackers

tsukuyomiitachi
08-02-2009, 12:08 PM
I'd kill him

Itachi-Sama
08-02-2009, 10:45 PM
I would slam the door on his face.

uchihapride
08-03-2009, 06:27 AM
stab his other eye and say don't you dare look at me with that ugly face don't lie i know you looked like this when you were 20 :twisted::twisted::twisted:.

Uchiha master
08-03-2009, 07:38 AM
Kill him and then set him on fire

hinataisblue42
08-12-2009, 06:43 AM
Kill him!

Space Cowboy Sasori
08-12-2009, 06:48 AM
Befriend him.

sasukehokage
08-12-2009, 06:57 AM
I'd kill him then burn the evidence that he was killed. its the perfect plan *evil laugh* :evil:

Heero75
08-12-2009, 06:59 AM
use a shot gun then decapitate his body bary it and then burn it

Raiden
08-12-2009, 07:01 AM
if Danzo came to my house, Id be his friend, give him a Gun so who ever he fights in the world of Naruto he well kill them with no problem, the Gun of corse well be a PSG1 for long ringe, a Famas G2 for close ringe, and a .44 Magnum for close ringe, hmmmm I think Danzo well kill everyone lol

SaiyoichiUchiha
08-12-2009, 01:40 PM
Say who are you and tickle him into a coma

Nemico
08-12-2009, 02:56 PM
Let him in and then kill him!

deathangel
08-12-2009, 03:09 PM
I'll set him on fire since i can't blow him up T.T

Hebi
08-12-2009, 05:25 PM
crazy naruto characters is stalking me...........

Hidden Ninja45
08-12-2009, 05:33 PM
I would burn him with fire.

Tema
08-12-2009, 06:32 PM
Kill him.

yondaime
08-12-2009, 06:56 PM
Kill Him I guess

DeathStalker35
10-04-2010, 02:30 PM
setted him on fire

deidara#1
10-04-2010, 02:33 PM
I would tell him to make me a pizza...... I like pizza.

Jakropha
10-04-2010, 02:40 PM
http://boomercharged.net/wp-content/uploads/2008/11/l4d-steam-francis-molotov.jpg

Boner
10-04-2010, 05:33 PM
kill him with fire

IPITYTHEFOOLZ
10-04-2010, 05:35 PM
Poke him in the eyeballs.

Jonesy
10-04-2010, 10:02 PM
Kill him!

Ur Mom
10-06-2010, 06:47 PM
Noooooooooooooooooooooooo

D 2008
10-06-2010, 07:06 PM
I would kill him by poking his eyes out one by one `!:)
Then I find out it was just someone in a Danzo costume `:shock:
Then I will get rid of all of the evidence and hope no one finds out `o.o"

Raiton:Gian_Kakuzu
10-06-2010, 07:07 PM
The green Pill Or The Red one it's your choice Danzo

Lol

JenniferWonderland
10-09-2010, 10:49 AM
Danzo: *Looking for a killer*


O: If this happens,
Deny deny deny.

Sai's brother
10-09-2010, 10:51 AM
.....Call Sasuke after all I'm spending three months with him XD

Shikamaru Nara
10-09-2010, 02:34 PM
He'd mind rape me and I'd be forced to get laid. Which is rape. Just for the record.

-Dattebayo-
10-09-2010, 05:39 PM
I would put toothpaste in his ears.

Semog
10-09-2010, 05:53 PM
Pfff
slam the door on his face ;3

narutovschucknorris
10-12-2010, 05:18 PM
Shotty to da' face babby!!!:twisted::twisted::twisted:

AZswampy
10-12-2010, 05:54 PM
I would trap him in tysukiomi beat him with his own fists step and cut him where it hurts then kill him then bring him back to life and repeat the process

Pat
10-12-2010, 05:56 PM
I'd give him a biggggg hug.

Wooster
10-12-2010, 06:01 PM
OMG OMG OMG OMG

I plotz! :lol:

FoxyNinja
10-12-2010, 07:08 PM
I would torture him... *chuckles evilly*

D 2008
10-12-2010, 07:25 PM
I would invite him in for a cup of tea and talk about his day. Just kidding I would kill him. I think 72 years in Tsukoyomi would do the trick.

Kakashi Hatake_Yamato
10-12-2010, 07:47 PM
1. Kill him before he takes a step on my front lawn
2. Let him in, let him talk about what he knows about the whole Ninetails and Uchiha incident, and then kill him

Leaf/Mist Shinobi250
10-13-2010, 01:33 PM
>.> I would give him a chance and invite him in and try to befriend him, but if he does anything that makes me mad I'm throwing him threw the window. xD

Throw Rasen-Shuriken
10-20-2010, 01:32 AM
I would try to send him away and get someone other to deal with him, perhaps I could hire a hitman or something, I would be to gentle, to do anything to him myself, so, the only thing that I would do would close the door on him and hope that he goes away ...

Devroux
10-21-2010, 06:19 PM
I would kill him. Maybe violently.

I'm not a Danzo fan.

Lalala
10-22-2010, 08:25 PM
Holy Crabcakes xD
An anime character is in my house.
I would,
Kill him.

lolohwd
10-22-2010, 08:26 PM
haduken
=======O

MysticGoten
10-23-2010, 05:57 AM
Cry.
Or Hadoken.
EDIT: Dammit, man!

GwynethUchiha
10-23-2010, 08:43 AM
KILL HIM and call Sasuke to help me

Master Yoda
10-23-2010, 06:48 PM
all of the above
let him in
befriend him
set him on fire
slam the door in his face
kill him

IizHokage
11-01-2010, 12:00 PM
I would be friends with him, then we could take over the world. Nahhh.. `:shock:

narutovschucknorris
11-11-2010, 06:01 AM
See my reply for the "If danzo was in your bed" thread

shtap xis fo egas
11-12-2010, 05:32 PM
i'd run to the bomb shelter :).

wuzzup
11-14-2010, 11:32 AM
grab my shotgun and blow his head off.

Sheelah
11-14-2010, 02:23 PM
Borrow 1 of Deidara's clay bombs open the door and toss it at him, then run for cover in my basement, I want nothing to do with him!

SilentShino
11-14-2010, 02:25 PM
Slam the door in his face so hard that the door break off it's hinges