View Full Version : What if Danzo came to your house

06-12-2009, 10:47 PM
i would setted him on fire and kill him

06-12-2009, 10:51 PM
kill him

06-12-2009, 10:57 PM
I'd get a rpg and fire.

06-12-2009, 11:42 PM
Stab him point blank, then slash him. Let's see how he likes x-shaped scars all over his body. ^^

Ninja Pink
06-13-2009, 05:30 PM
Kill him

Sai's brother
06-13-2009, 09:51 PM
kill him

2hyper4u AKA Sloth
06-13-2009, 09:55 PM
scream, call senpai, run in circles, scream popcorn and hit a tree
scream again, get a rifle
put him in a straitjacket, hold the gun up and force him to watch teletubbies, barney, calliou, yaoi and hentai
after he is tortured, then i shoot him >=)

Nick Tasogare
06-13-2009, 10:04 PM
tell him td be right back, grab a knife, and cut up his @$$ lol

06-13-2009, 10:13 PM
he would not hes dead................ in my basement

Nick Tasogare
06-13-2009, 10:16 PM
he would not hes dead................ in my basement

then.....whos in mine?..... *goes and grabs body and burns it*

Vatanui AKA Pride
06-13-2009, 10:19 PM
I'll kill him, resurrect him, show him the "Ways to Kill Danzo" Thread, rinse and repeat.

06-14-2009, 02:21 PM
I'd set him on fire and then kill him!

naruto 65
06-14-2009, 02:35 PM
throw him in a blackhole

06-14-2009, 02:37 PM
*grabs gun*DIE*shoots danzo in face 99999999 times*

Vatanui AKA Pride
06-14-2009, 05:06 PM
Kill him until there's Nothing left!

sasuke uchiha gal
06-14-2009, 09:36 PM
cut him, shoot him, brun him, bring him back to life,
cut him, shoot him, brun him, bring him back to life,
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cut him, shoot him, brun him, bring him back to life.......
u get the point

06-14-2009, 09:40 PM
oh man i love these kill danzo threads

i'd kick him where it hurts, then i'd go mortal kombat on him! :twisted:

06-14-2009, 09:55 PM
Well as much as i hate him i would actualy befriend him. Keep your friends close and your enemies closer. this way if Danzo trusts me, he will tell me what kind off plans he has for the future. it would b easy to get info out of him of he thinks we r friends

sasuke uchiha gal
06-14-2009, 10:02 PM
i still like my idea....

06-14-2009, 10:06 PM
lol ha ha poor danzo


sasuke uchiha gal
06-14-2009, 10:10 PM
he can go jump in a ditch with my stalker...

06-14-2009, 10:15 PM
lol make sure its a dangerous ditch :twisted:

sasuke uchiha gal
06-14-2009, 10:19 PM
oooooohhhhhhh yeah man!!!!!!! (grabs EVERY form of a weopn and EVERY deadly animal EVER!!! and puts tham in a ditch then pushes off stalker and danzo) YES!!! happy b-day to me!!!!!!!

06-14-2009, 10:20 PM
rofl yay

sasuke uchiha gal
06-14-2009, 10:23 PM
whos next.. orochimaru........... the village elders............. ur mom..... lol jk jk jk

06-14-2009, 10:25 PM
lol u r one violent person, of course thats not necessarily a bad thing :twisted:

sasuke uchiha gal
06-14-2009, 10:26 PM
lol oh u have no idea of whay my bad side looks like dude!!!!!!!!:evil::twisted::evil::twisted::evil::e vil::twisted::evil::twisted:

06-14-2009, 10:31 PM
:twisted: rofl

06-14-2009, 10:48 PM
i'd kick his butt and poke him in his other eye, break of his other hand, and both of his legs. then throw him into a neuclear (sp) bomb field

ECW Original
06-15-2009, 11:23 AM
it'd be the LAST thing he ever did!

06-15-2009, 11:37 AM
I would probally use a shadow clone jutsu or just call Naruto in to beat him to death.

06-15-2009, 12:30 PM

06-15-2009, 03:01 PM
:twisted:I would kill him then I would set him on fire!

06-15-2009, 03:02 PM
I would ask him if he needed a hand....hahahahahah

06-15-2009, 03:06 PM
i'd slam the door in his face.

06-16-2009, 08:31 AM
kill him ftw

06-16-2009, 08:36 AM
HAHAHA this is funny!
I would invite him for a cup of tea...;)

06-23-2009, 06:21 PM
let him in and shot him point blank

06-25-2009, 11:49 AM
shove him in the oven and film it.

06-25-2009, 01:02 PM
Strangle him...

06-25-2009, 07:45 PM
Set him on fire. xD (that should kill him, shouldn't it?)

06-25-2009, 07:47 PM
I'll kim Danzo by releasing a group of Andean condors towards him and rip him apart. Do you like my idea? Eh?

06-25-2009, 07:50 PM
I would knife him and make a hole. Stick a C4 explosive in the hole. Grab some popcorn and watch the fireworks.. Ooh Aah! Then light him up with an M16. After the M16, revive him and be like ''Dude omg some guy tried to kill you'' piont to some guy.. and when he turns, repeat the whole thing! When repeated 3 times kill him with post its.

06-26-2009, 12:54 PM
set him on fire it would be fun too watch him burn to death!

sasuke uchiwa
06-26-2009, 12:59 PM
these are the type of girl i like,can ya help me defeat itachi? sakura aruno23 is already helping me!!!!:cool:
...sharingan o_o ...:cool:

06-26-2009, 03:12 PM
.Take His Crane Away.

Vatanui AKA Pride
06-26-2009, 03:13 PM
Kill him.

LoveGunner The Sage
06-26-2009, 03:50 PM

Danzo...... He would burn ablaze in my attic, and after burninfor three day's slowly and still surviveing, I would go up to him.... and show him....

KAKAGUY YAOI POOOOOOORN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

...... Then I'd slit his throat

06-26-2009, 04:24 PM
I would slam the door in his face :twisted:

06-26-2009, 04:27 PM
slam the door in his face, that would be funny!!!

06-26-2009, 06:26 PM
i like all of these ideas

06-27-2009, 01:01 AM
kill him and sell all his organs in the market..just joking..hehe

dragonjinchuriki dj
06-27-2009, 07:16 PM
id ask him what r u doing in my house u creep then id pour rocket fuel on him then set him on fire then run him over with my car

06-28-2009, 07:15 PM
Steal his crutch and shove. it . up. his. a**

06-28-2009, 07:18 PM
id scream, slam the door, open it, use a flamethrower, slam the door again, open it again, and scream, over and over and over again.

06-28-2009, 07:22 PM
i would also ask him...
"wanna DIE""??

06-28-2009, 11:36 PM
i would shot him

06-28-2009, 11:40 PM
Danzo haters unite:twisted::twisted::twisted::twisted:!

07-08-2009, 02:48 PM
Omfg! *gets a Chaingun and freaks out* DIE, DANZO! *shoots him 999,999+ times* Huf,huf... at last, he's dead...

07-09-2009, 11:50 AM
Oh hello Donzou! look over there! Boom! Sorry i didn't mean to shoot you a few times!

Vatanui AKA Pride
07-09-2009, 03:33 PM
The Fire Option. :twisted:

07-09-2009, 04:19 PM
kill him then revive him then kill him then revive him then kill him then revive him then kill him then revive him then kill him then revive him then kill him then revive him then kill him then revive him then kill him then revive him then kill him then revive him then kill him then revive him then kill him then revive him then kill him then revive him then kill him then revive him then kill him then revive him then kill him then revive him then kill him then revive him then kill him then revive him then kill him then revive him then kill him then revive him then kill him then revive him then kill him then revive him then kill him then

07-10-2009, 05:04 PM
I would kill that fool...he doesn't deserve to be Hokage...

Life AKA Death
07-10-2009, 05:06 PM
kill him kill him good muahahahahaaaaa

07-10-2009, 05:14 PM
i'd interrogate him and ask him whats the deal with the sharingan, then i'd kill him in the most violent and painful way possible

07-10-2009, 05:15 PM
Why all these people coming to MY house!!!!!!!!!!!

07-10-2009, 05:30 PM
Oh man, I dunno. I'd definitely slam the door in his face. . . Am I the only person who is getting a sinking feeling that Danzou isn't quite who we're picturing him as?

deidara rules
08-02-2009, 03:14 AM
set him on fire

08-02-2009, 03:15 AM
Ask HIm:
"want to die?"

08-02-2009, 04:01 AM
squeeze his brains out...have the brain in a bottle...my own evil genius memorabilia! yay!
of course he'll die!

08-02-2009, 11:25 AM
have jugo sit on him and kill him.

08-02-2009, 11:30 AM
i would so KILL HIM

08-02-2009, 11:34 AM
Make him die from blood loss. Don't ask how.

08-02-2009, 11:40 AM
blow him up wit my firecrackers

08-02-2009, 12:08 PM
I'd kill him

08-02-2009, 10:45 PM
I would slam the door on his face.

08-03-2009, 06:27 AM
stab his other eye and say don't you dare look at me with that ugly face don't lie i know you looked like this when you were 20 :twisted::twisted::twisted:.

Uchiha master
08-03-2009, 07:38 AM
Kill him and then set him on fire

08-12-2009, 06:43 AM
Kill him!

Space Cowboy Sasori
08-12-2009, 06:48 AM
Befriend him.

08-12-2009, 06:57 AM
I'd kill him then burn the evidence that he was killed. its the perfect plan *evil laugh* :evil:

08-12-2009, 06:59 AM
use a shot gun then decapitate his body bary it and then burn it

08-12-2009, 07:01 AM
if Danzo came to my house, Id be his friend, give him a Gun so who ever he fights in the world of Naruto he well kill them with no problem, the Gun of corse well be a PSG1 for long ringe, a Famas G2 for close ringe, and a .44 Magnum for close ringe, hmmmm I think Danzo well kill everyone lol

08-12-2009, 01:40 PM
Say who are you and tickle him into a coma

08-12-2009, 02:56 PM
Let him in and then kill him!

08-12-2009, 03:09 PM
I'll set him on fire since i can't blow him up T.T

08-12-2009, 05:25 PM
crazy naruto characters is stalking me...........

Hidden Ninja45
08-12-2009, 05:33 PM
I would burn him with fire.

08-12-2009, 06:32 PM
Kill him.

08-12-2009, 06:56 PM
Kill Him I guess

10-04-2010, 02:30 PM
setted him on fire

10-04-2010, 02:33 PM
I would tell him to make me a pizza...... I like pizza.

10-04-2010, 02:40 PM

10-04-2010, 05:33 PM
kill him with fire

10-04-2010, 05:35 PM
Poke him in the eyeballs.

10-04-2010, 10:02 PM
Kill him!

Ur Mom
10-06-2010, 06:47 PM

D 2008
10-06-2010, 07:06 PM
I would kill him by poking his eyes out one by one `!:)
Then I find out it was just someone in a Danzo costume `:shock:
Then I will get rid of all of the evidence and hope no one finds out `o.o"

10-06-2010, 07:07 PM
The green Pill Or The Red one it's your choice Danzo


10-09-2010, 10:49 AM
Danzo: *Looking for a killer*

O: If this happens,
Deny deny deny.

Sai's brother
10-09-2010, 10:51 AM
.....Call Sasuke after all I'm spending three months with him XD

Shikamaru Nara
10-09-2010, 02:34 PM
He'd mind rape me and I'd be forced to get laid. Which is rape. Just for the record.

10-09-2010, 05:39 PM
I would put toothpaste in his ears.

10-09-2010, 05:53 PM
slam the door on his face ;3

10-12-2010, 05:18 PM
Shotty to da' face babby!!!:twisted::twisted::twisted:

10-12-2010, 05:54 PM
I would trap him in tysukiomi beat him with his own fists step and cut him where it hurts then kill him then bring him back to life and repeat the process

10-12-2010, 05:56 PM
I'd give him a biggggg hug.

10-12-2010, 06:01 PM

I plotz! :lol:

10-12-2010, 07:08 PM
I would torture him... *chuckles evilly*

D 2008
10-12-2010, 07:25 PM
I would invite him in for a cup of tea and talk about his day. Just kidding I would kill him. I think 72 years in Tsukoyomi would do the trick.

Kakashi Hatake_Yamato
10-12-2010, 07:47 PM
1. Kill him before he takes a step on my front lawn
2. Let him in, let him talk about what he knows about the whole Ninetails and Uchiha incident, and then kill him

Leaf/Mist Shinobi250
10-13-2010, 01:33 PM
>.> I would give him a chance and invite him in and try to befriend him, but if he does anything that makes me mad I'm throwing him threw the window. xD

Throw Rasen-Shuriken
10-20-2010, 01:32 AM
I would try to send him away and get someone other to deal with him, perhaps I could hire a hitman or something, I would be to gentle, to do anything to him myself, so, the only thing that I would do would close the door on him and hope that he goes away ...

10-21-2010, 06:19 PM
I would kill him. Maybe violently.

I'm not a Danzo fan.

10-22-2010, 08:25 PM
Holy Crabcakes xD
An anime character is in my house.
I would,
Kill him.

10-22-2010, 08:26 PM

10-23-2010, 05:57 AM
Or Hadoken.
EDIT: Dammit, man!

10-23-2010, 08:43 AM
KILL HIM and call Sasuke to help me

Master Yoda
10-23-2010, 06:48 PM
all of the above
let him in
befriend him
set him on fire
slam the door in his face
kill him

11-01-2010, 12:00 PM
I would be friends with him, then we could take over the world. Nahhh.. `:shock:

11-11-2010, 06:01 AM
See my reply for the "If danzo was in your bed" thread

shtap xis fo egas
11-12-2010, 05:32 PM
i'd run to the bomb shelter :).

11-14-2010, 11:32 AM
grab my shotgun and blow his head off.

11-14-2010, 02:23 PM
Borrow 1 of Deidara's clay bombs open the door and toss it at him, then run for cover in my basement, I want nothing to do with him!

11-14-2010, 02:25 PM
Slam the door in his face so hard that the door break off it's hinges