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original uchiha
04-11-2010, 08:28 PM
who would win the all time legendary chuck norris! or madara

garra12345
04-11-2010, 08:34 PM
chuck norris he would bore madara to his death.

Mangekyou Sasuke
04-11-2010, 08:38 PM
Chuck norris would roundhouse kick madara around the earth........twice

Blind Uchiha
04-11-2010, 08:41 PM
Chuck punches through dimensional barriers gaining the ability to hit Madara when he is intangible. GG

TheAkatsukiClanPM9999
04-11-2010, 08:51 PM
Chuck Norris gains the power.

Way of the Dragon

Chuck runs into battle ready and prepared. While Madara laughs. Chuck then spirints full speed and hit Madara. But it was a shadow clone. Madara then try the Chidori but Chuck then moves out the way. Chuck then used his finishing move...

The Norris Entry.

Ragato Uchiha
04-11-2010, 08:52 PM
Chuck Norris PWNS!

Phoenix Wright
04-11-2010, 08:52 PM
Suck Norris can't stand up to the power of an Elite Feared ninja. Madara stabs him in the heart with a Kunai.

Cyl
04-11-2010, 08:53 PM
By hype: Chuck Norris
By feats: Madara

Phoenix Wright
04-11-2010, 08:56 PM
By Hype? Are you kidding? He's a fricking average human. What the hell is an Average Human going to do against a feared ninja who's top tier even in the Narutoverse? He has no damn hype, so according to you, if I saw a Massively FTL Planet Buster blow up Mars, he wins by Hype when clearly I'm on crack? Damn.

Cyl
04-11-2010, 08:57 PM
By Hype? Are you kidding? He's a fricking average human. What the hell is an Average Human going to do against a feared ninja who's top tier even in the Narutoverse? He has no damn hype, so according to you, if I saw a Massively FTL Planet Buster blow up Mars, he wins by Hype when clearly I'm on crack? Damn.
LOL
It's just a joke T_U Calm down.
According to most of the people here, Chuck is FTL.

Phoenix Wright
04-11-2010, 09:47 PM
I NEVER CALM DOWN ABOUT SUCK NORRIS!! RAGE!! FFFFUUU-

According to idiots he's FTL, that is. http://s236.photobucket.com/albums/ff286/nfforums/NF%20smilies/2z7exox.png

Shinobi killer
04-11-2010, 09:50 PM
Madara is way stronger than Chuck...

Chuck even don't has any jutsu, he has only taijutsu and in the lowest level...

e710
04-11-2010, 09:59 PM
All of you are wanking Mandra sooo much. Chuck Norris is faster the the friggen Flash. Stronger then The Man of Steel. Better regenerating powers then the Hulk. He has better hax powers then the Invisable Woman. Smarter then the old fart in a wheelchair from Xmen. So Chuck Norris round house kicks Mandra through the fabric of time and space to a parallel universe while making TOAA eat mars dirt.

RokubiRaikage
04-14-2010, 09:25 PM
Omg, woooowwwww...!
Let me see...Mandara would never see that fist coming out of Chuck's beard, or the roundhouse kick to the moon........but then you have to consider this:
Mandara is the Bruce Lee of the ninja world ((I mean the REAL one, not spandex-homo rock lee)), and last time I saw way of the dragon:

Chuck Norris < Bruce Lee
therefore:
Mandara > Chuck Norris

original uchiha
04-14-2010, 10:30 PM
I NEVER CALM DOWN ABOUT SUCK NORRIS!! RAGE!! FFFFUUU-

According to idiots he's FTL, that is.
you may be right but if chuck norris is kinda like madara except chuck norris is real because one time i met chuck norris and i tried to drown myself to avoid the roundhouse kick pain but he did anyways http://s236.photobucket.com/albums/ff286/nfforums/NF%20smilies/2z7exox.png

Sasuke
04-14-2010, 10:57 PM
Chuck Norris went blind so he takes Madara's sharingan, Chuck Norris owns this.

Black Shuck
04-14-2010, 11:04 PM
fact: norris in "god mode" = madara :geek:

anyway chucky is invincible! period `!:)

321zigzag1
04-14-2010, 11:08 PM
I NEVER CALM DOWN ABOUT SUCK NORRIS!! RAGE!! FFFFUUU-

According to idiots he's FTL, that is. http://s236.photobucket.com/albums/ff286/nfforums/NF%20smilies/2z7exox.png

http://ui31.gamespot.com/222/superman022_2.jpg

ForestS153
04-15-2010, 07:12 PM
Chuck brings out a chain saw and shoves it up madora's 5@@. Madora dies slowly and painfully. Naruto joins chuck to learn how to be a better fighter and a bigger idiot. Part 2 (shippuden) ends. Part 3 (I don't know what it will be called) starts 9 years later. Chuck is the second sage of the 6 paths and worshiped as a god. Sasuke kills chuck. Naruto starts crack and marries Hinata. Naruto kills Sasuke in Chucks name. Series ends.

SS4 Gogeta
04-15-2010, 07:15 PM
Chuck blinds.Madara dies 10000000000000000x over.

Phoenix Wright
04-15-2010, 07:21 PM
Actual feats Chuck has done this.

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