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deidara330
04-07-2010, 03:53 PM
All joke hype is allowed for Chuck Norris.

Yellow Flash
04-07-2010, 03:54 PM
All joke hype is allowed for Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris wins due to being superior in every attribute.

deidara330
04-07-2010, 03:55 PM
Chuck Norris wins due to being superior in every attribute.Based on which joke hype?

Yellow Flash
04-07-2010, 04:07 PM
Based on which joke hype?
Joke and hype unfortunately.

In all seriousness, Luffy stomps, everyone know that.

deidara330
04-07-2010, 04:11 PM
Joke and hype unfortunately.

In all seriousness, Luffy stomps, everyone know that.Which jokes and hype, though?

Noctis Arashi
04-07-2010, 04:44 PM
Well chuck is omnipotent because when god said let there be light,chuck norris said say please....

Yellow Flash
04-07-2010, 04:48 PM
Which jokes and hype, though?
Chuck wins by joke and hype.

Luffy by feats.

Slack 40
04-07-2010, 04:50 PM
Chuck norris stomps
proof
Chuck norris can do a roundhouse kick faster then the speed of light. This means if you turn on a light switch you'll be dead before the blub turns on.
Luffy isn't that fast

Yellow Flash
04-07-2010, 04:54 PM
Chuck norris stomps
proof
Chuck norris can do a roundhouse kick faster then the speed of light. This means if you turn on a light switch you'll be dead before the blub turns on.
Luffy isn't that fast
Hype.

In all seriousness if you think thats true then ... never mind ...

deidara330
04-07-2010, 05:11 PM
Chuck wins by joke and hype.

Luffy by feats.But BY WHICH HYPE? Like one of those Chuck Norris jokes. And I know Luffy wins by feats, why do you think that I put that Joke Hype was acceptable in the first post?Hype.

In all seriousness if you think thats true then ... never mind ...Of course he knows it's not true, I said in the first post that joke hype was acceptable.

Slack 40
04-07-2010, 05:20 PM
Hype.

In all seriousness if you think thats true then ... never mind ...
please lets have a sense of humor of corse i don't think thats true :roll:

The 1st Hokage
04-07-2010, 06:04 PM
Chuck norris has realy been dead for thousands of years,but death is just to afraid to tell him that.

superman
04-07-2010, 06:37 PM
Joke and hype unfortunately.

In all seriousness, Luffy stomps, everyone know that.
Of course, Chuck in reality isn't even a peak human (and IRL there isn't even such thing as a peak human. PH is just barely getting past what is possible in physical ability. Luffy is easily mid to high metahuman by Marvel standards).

Spleen Boy
04-07-2010, 07:44 PM
Chuck Norris stares at the sun and it goes blind... He wins by landslide. Probably won't even need to use a roundhouse kick.

SageoftheSixPaths
04-07-2010, 07:47 PM
When Chuck Norris does a pushup, he actually pushes the world down.

Above joke proves Norris can shift planets with his strength. He can punch Luffy into the sun with that.

Spleen Boy
04-07-2010, 07:52 PM
When Chuck Norris does a pushup, he actually pushes the world down.

Above joke proves Norris can shift planets with his strength. He can punch Luffy into the sun with that.

That joke is old school man!
I made mine up! Besides, the sun is a ball of raw energy. It does not even have eyes so there for can not go blind because it is not a living organism and can not see. there for the fact that Chuck Norris can blind it makes it all the more impressive.

SageoftheSixPaths
04-07-2010, 07:55 PM
I thought we were doing legit Chuck Norris jokes, not made up ones?

Spleen Boy
04-07-2010, 08:00 PM
I thought we were doing legit Chuck Norris jokes, not made up ones?

HA! See mine sounds legit doesn't it?
I felt proud when I came up with that one.
You just made my day... night.

Phoenix Wright
04-07-2010, 08:47 PM
It doesn't feel right posting in threads allowing JK Hype. Luffy stomps http://i44.tinypic.com/2m4q1k3.jpg