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MadaraUchihaTobi
04-02-2010, 08:52 PM
funny quotes from Naruto
1. from Jirayia: Jirayia no liar

Hidden Ninja45
04-02-2010, 09:38 PM
funny quotes from Naruto
1. from Jirayia: Jirayia no liar
LOLz, that one was funny.


I like Kakashi's line from original episode 101: "Under this mask....is another mask."

Toph
04-03-2010, 12:40 AM
Sasuke: "I want to kill a certain man..."
The funny part,
Naruto: "I hope he's not referring to me."

Kiko-kun
04-03-2010, 12:53 AM
funny quotes from Naruto
1. from Jirayia: Jirayia no liar

LOLz, that one was funny.


I like Kakashi's line from original episode 101: "Under this mask....is another mask."

Tobi: "Ninja art: Frail-necked lizard... Well, that's all there is to this jutsu."


`:P I like these ones

Magic
04-24-2010, 05:50 PM
Tobi: "Ninja art: Frail-necked lizard... Well, that's all there is to this jutsu."

You do know this is an "Original Naruto" section??

Therefore that quote could be deemed irrelevant and maybe even hinting towards spoilers...

Hatake Girl
04-24-2010, 08:09 PM
jirayia: im not a pervert...im a big one!
"I am, Jiraiya, the epitome of manliness! I shall fall for no woman's wiles! When you're me, you only need to flash that sexiness to have women fall at your feet."

kakashi:Uh, Naruto, your speech was cool and all, but if you lose any more blood, you're going to die.
"Sorry I'm late, and little girl crossed my path, so I danced"
"Ninjas need to eat their vegetables!"

/Gaara\
04-25-2010, 08:54 PM
Gaara: "They Looked At Me The Wrong Way...So They're Gonna Die"

Toph
04-26-2010, 06:05 AM
You do know this is an "Original Naruto" section??




Therefore that quote could be deemed irrelevant and maybe even hinting towards spoilers...

Lol! I got confused, sorry. I edited my post.
To add more quotes,
Sasuke: "Naruto, you asked Sakura some tips. What did she say?"
The funny part,
Naruto: "I'm not telling you."

jz333
04-26-2010, 07:32 AM
Naurto - "Hey, you stupid fox! You're in my body and you owe me rent! So for payment, I'll take your chakra! You got that?!"

Jiraiya - "I'm not a pervert ... I'm a super pervert!"

Rock Lee - "I am the Handsome Devil of the Hidden Leaf Village! My name is Rock Lee!"

Might Guy - "Look deep into my eyes and accept my sincere apology! Also notice my handsome manly features."

Hatake Girl
04-26-2010, 02:09 PM
Naurto - "Hey, you stupid fox! You're in my body and you owe me rent! So for payment, I'll take your chakra! You got that?!"

Jiraiya - "I'm not a pervert ... I'm a super pervert!"

Rock Lee - "I am the Handsome Devil of the Hidden Leaf Village! My name is Rock Lee!"

Might Guy - "Look deep into my eyes and accept my sincere apology! Also notice my handsome manly features."
haha i like the gai quote! who did he say that to? please not kakashi. lol

Sasori_X
05-01-2010, 10:41 PM
Kankuro: I kinda like you kid
Naruto: Well I don't like you
Kankuro: I'm gonna kill this little brat.

Mangekyou Sasuke
05-01-2010, 10:54 PM
Th mos awesome and funny quote Shikamaru:


What a drag....

PaperAngel
04-19-2011, 04:39 PM
Half of these posts aren't even funny =P

king kakashi
04-19-2011, 10:56 PM
(To his students) "I'm Kakashi Hatake. Things I like and things I hate... I don't feel like telling you that. My dreams for the future... never really thought about it. As for my hobbies... I have lots of hobbies."

Jakropha
04-25-2011, 03:39 PM
(To Naruto) "I'm not a pervert ... I'm a super pervert!"
(To Tobi about joining Akatsuki) Black side: "Idiot, it's not that simple." White side: "It'll be all right. Tobi is a good boy."
(After Naruto called him Aloe vera) White side: " 'Aloe vera'?!" Black side: "Just ignore him..."
(At the Kage Summit) White side: "Lets all look for Sasukeeee!"

Best quotes are above, but here are some that are pretty funny that made me crack up
(Put some in spoilers for those of you, as some of them point to the future.)

Shikamaru Nara
04-25-2011, 03:41 PM
"Under this mask....is another mask."

The Second Pornkage
04-25-2011, 03:44 PM
Aww somebody took the Guy quote already!

Jakropha
04-25-2011, 04:15 PM
"Under this mask....is another mask."

Thats funnier in the dub to be honest :lol:
I watched it subbed, and it didnt seem all dramatic like in the dub :lol:

Pain113
04-26-2011, 08:11 AM
best quotes- Naruto, it's nice that you removed the poison so spiritedly, but you'll bleed to death if you lose any more... seriously.

and...
a cute girl stopped me on my way so i danced

both by Kakashi Hatake :D

USSJ
04-27-2011, 11:45 AM
sakura: NARUTO YOU LITTLE TROLL!
sakura: CHA!
hidan: you know what kakazu? eat a dick (i know its from shippuden)

Judious
04-27-2011, 01:25 PM
Kakuza eat a dick/ hidan

Might_GAI
07-20-2011, 06:26 AM
After the second chunin exam

-Gai: at the next level it will be about their ability. Agh, well youth is also about learning to deal with heart breaks, eh kakashi ?

- Kakashi: * looks at him blankly* huh? Im sorry did u say something 0.0

Kakashi Hatake_Yamato
07-20-2011, 02:29 PM
^hahah. loved that one too. kakashi was all cool and stuff~!!

kakashi: "sorry im late. im afraid i got lost on the path of life."

yamato: "i like being nice and friendly, but im not afraid of ruling by fear either."

wait when did kakashi say this one?: a cute girl stopped me on my way so i danced
i need to rewatch....

king kakashi
07-20-2011, 07:36 PM
might guy- "That's it, Lee! Run... run twords the setting sun!... but don't mess up your hair!"

Might_GAI
07-24-2011, 04:50 AM
The part where Jiraiya starts teaching Naruto walk on water and go

"Hold up your hands like that , BUNZA !"

Naruto holds up His hands

And Jiraiya palms him hard on the stomach to unseal part of the seal.

Naruto's expression was priceless `:oops:

kanisawa
07-24-2011, 05:39 AM
From Shika. <3

-"Why am I always the only one who has to fight girls?" ._.

SasoriMine4Eva
08-01-2011, 01:35 PM
Naruto- "first name Naruto. Last name Uzumaki. Also known as-"
Sasuke- "idiot"
Naruto- "yes idiot......ehhhh???? No not that!!"