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mrsticky005
04-02-2010, 04:39 PM
1. Sasuke will use EMS Spam on him.

2. Naruto will use Nine Tails Sage Mode Rasengan with Toast on him.

3. Madara will teleport him away. Foo and Torune will gang up on him in Madara's magical boxland of magicalness.

4. Shikamaru and Company will beat him with strategy.

5. Kabuto goes "No the power is taking me ove..." and then explodes

6. The Zombie Akatsuki betray him and eat his brains.

7. Sakura actually does something useful...have Sai Shaft defeat Kabuto

8. Kishimoto trolls him...oh wait see first possibility

9. Nobody ever expects the Spanish Inquisition!

10. That joke is so old...and Kabuto is defeated by the mastermind...Zetsu!
And Zetsu is like "mwhahha" I shall take over the world. But Madara forgets
to water him and give him enough sunlight and he dies.

11. There is no choice 11.

12. Kabuto dies a disney villain death. (falls off cliff. off screen) thanks to good ol' Konohamaru who's hiding in a box scared poor Kabuto...off a cliff.

13. Anko actually proves useful and Kishimoto not sexist. Pigs are flying.

14. Kishimoto remembers he made up the character Terai...and then has Terai die a pitiful and lame death. Kabuto is inspired and drowns in his own tears. It later becomes "The Pool of Tears of Some Ugly Nerd Ninja Dude."

15. REX KWON DOE!

Reikai Hezamu
04-02-2010, 04:40 PM
Option 1.

mrsticky005
04-02-2010, 04:43 PM
Option 1.

Yeah, probably. Hopefully not.

SageoftheSixPaths
04-02-2010, 04:44 PM
It's gonna be option 15, but Rex gets EMS, so it's like option 16 when you think about it.

mrsticky005
04-02-2010, 04:45 PM
It's gonna be option 15, but Rex gets EMS, so it's like option 16 when you think about it.

you can vote options 1 and 15 then. That would be like a combo.

Mmm combos. I like plain better than pretzel though.

Hozuki Suigetsu
04-02-2010, 04:46 PM
Man this is a hard decision! I say Shikamaru beats him in Shogi and Kabuto's head explodes, then the Zombies have an all you can eat buffet!

mrsticky005
04-02-2010, 04:47 PM
Man this is a hard decision! I say Shikamaru beats him in Shogi and Kabuto's head explodes, then the Zombies have an all you can eat buffet!

Good choices!

SageoftheSixPaths
04-02-2010, 04:47 PM
you can vote options 1 and 15 then. That would be like a combo.

Mmm combos. I like plain better than pretzel though.
15+1=16. I choose option 16.

I'm more of a nacho cheese or pizza flavored Combos kind of guy.

deidara330
04-02-2010, 04:48 PM
13, I hope. Anko has always hated Orochimaru, and we never truly got to see her Twin Snake Sacrifice jutsu. She could sacrifice herself to kill Kabuto.

mrsticky005
04-02-2010, 04:48 PM
15+1=16. I choose option 16.

I'm more of a nacho cheese or pizza flavored Combos kind of guy.

I was talking about the outside coating. You know how there are the pretzel kind and the plain kind? I like the plain kind better.

Pizza flavor is a good choice.

Hmm. If only I could add that to the poll.

Hozuki Suigetsu
04-02-2010, 04:48 PM
Good choices!

Yep! it makes everybody happy! I like the pizza flavor combo!

mrsticky005
04-02-2010, 04:49 PM
13, I hope. Anko has always hated Orochimaru, and we never truly got to see her Twin Snake Sacrifice jutsu. She could sacrifice herself to kill Kabuto.

I highly suggest voting in the poll.

where dreams DO come true...in dreams.

Hozuki Suigetsu
04-02-2010, 04:52 PM
Man this is a hard decision! I say Shikamaru beats him in Shogi and Kabuto's head explodes, then the Zombies have an all you can eat buffet!


I'm going to add something to this...

After Kabuto's head explodes...

Zombie Deidara- (Moan) That was true art!!! (Moan) That was an.... (Moan) EXPLOSION!!!!!


sticky your making me hungry for some Combos! Lol!!!

Rotate
04-02-2010, 04:57 PM
Sasuke will probibly see his dead brother Itachi and freak out, killing Kabuto in the process.
Edit: The poles add up to 200%. That can't be right.xD

Kisame
04-02-2010, 05:02 PM
KB+Rasengan, not even Pain was safe from this. Juubi will fall the same way.

Maikeru D. Shinigami
04-02-2010, 05:08 PM
Option 11 will be the ends of Kabuto.

Wooster
04-02-2010, 05:34 PM
It's 4 and 6. Shikamaru will come up with a strategy, it will be option 6. All he needs to do is convinve the Akatsuki Zombie Team that Kabuto has the biggest brain. Shiky and Sakura may want to have a lobotomy before hand just to be safe. The extra benefit is no more Sobby Sakura!

I also voted for 8 (the ninth option) to prove that I don't suspect the Spanish Inquistion. If I voted for 9 (the eighth option), it would create a paradox that would destroy the world.

mrsticky005
04-02-2010, 06:14 PM
Remember every vote counts...


...for nothing.

Wooster
04-02-2010, 06:22 PM
Remember every vote counts...


...for nothing.
Wow, just like voting for the third party (Republicans) in Madison, WI.

Go ahead, throw your vote away.

mrsticky005
04-02-2010, 06:24 PM
Wow, just like voting for the third party (Republicans) in Madison, WI.

Go ahead, throw your vote away.

What are the first two parties then in Madison?

The James Party and the Square Garden Party?

:D

Wooster
04-02-2010, 06:46 PM
What are the first two parties then in Madison?

The James Party and the Square Garden Party?

:D
Democrats and the Drugged-Out-Hippie party. Unfortunatley for me, my votes for the democrats couldn't beat out the drugged-out-hippie that kept winning.

But this time I know my vote will matter. Kishimoto please read this thread and make my vote count for once.

garra12345
04-02-2010, 06:53 PM
It's gonna be option 15, but Rex gets EMS, so it's like option 16 when you think about it.
I'm with him on this
`!:)

Hidden Ninja45
04-02-2010, 08:14 PM
I think Sasuke might end up killing him, but i'm still not convinced that Sasuke will get EMS.....yet.

Memitim
04-02-2010, 08:15 PM
16. he doesn't die

mrsticky005
04-02-2010, 11:37 PM
16. he doesn't die

That would be more of option 11 (since option 11 doesn't exist it can be anything you want it to be.)

Memitim
04-02-2010, 11:40 PM
That would be more of option 11 (since option 11 doesn't exist it can be anything you want it to be.)whatever...i know he will die though :(

mrsticky005
04-02-2010, 11:59 PM
whatever...i know he will die though :(


The question is how?

Hopefully he can go out with style.

Cyl
04-03-2010, 12:01 AM
1. Sasuke will use EMS Spam on him.

2. Naruto will use Nine Tails Sage Mode Rasengan with Toast on him.

3. Madara will teleport him away. Foo and Torune will gang up on him in Madara's magical boxland of magicalness.

4. Shikamaru and Company will beat him with strategy.

5. Kabuto goes "No the power is taking me ove..." and then explodes

6. The Zombie Akatsuki betray him and eat his brains.

7. Sakura actually does something useful...have Sai Shaft defeat Kabuto

8. Kishimoto trolls him...oh wait see first possibility

9. Nobody ever expects the Spanish Inquisition!

10. That joke is so old...and Kabuto is defeated by the mastermind...Zetsu!
And Zetsu is like "mwhahha" I shall take over the world. But Madara forgets
to water him and give him enough sunlight and he dies.

11. There is no choice 11.

12. Kabuto dies a disney villain death. (falls off cliff. off screen) thanks to good ol' Konohamaru who's hiding in a box scared poor Kabuto...off a cliff.

13. Anko actually proves useful and Kishimoto not sexist. Pigs are flying.

14. Kishimoto remembers he made up the character Terai...and then has Terai die a pitiful and lame death. Kabuto is inspired and drowns in his own tears. It later becomes "The Pool of Tears of Some Ugly Nerd Ninja Dude."

15. REX KWON DOE!

Option 1

Typhar
04-03-2010, 03:04 AM
The spanish inquisition of course; however, they will be defeated by spam eating vikings.

but in all seriousness, I actually think that kabuto might not die. he strikes me as a character who slinks back into the shadows and bides his time, and i dont mean that he fakes his death; i just get the feeling he knows when to abandon ship.

Toph
04-03-2010, 03:14 AM
I love this thread! I always hated Kabuto, he annoys me and always gets in the way. I pick option1. By the way, no offense to all the Kabuto loving fans!!!:D

Lady Tsunade
04-03-2010, 04:48 AM
Imo

1)Sasuke turns on him

2)Madara kills him and somehow steals his Edo Tensei

3)He gets killed by Tsunade in a rematch during the 4 Great Ninja War

or

4)Anko kills him

mrsticky005
04-03-2010, 11:26 AM
Option 1 seems the most likely since it seems like Sasuke is gonna go on an EMS rampage and basically steal the show (like he's been doing) until the end when
Naruto punches him and then Sasuke cries while assuming the fetal position.

mangagirl
04-03-2010, 11:33 AM
`:) naruto will kill him =O i hope XD

mrsticky005
04-04-2010, 05:24 AM
`:) naruto will kill him =O i hope XD

The power of toast. Believe it.

Believe it?

I can't believe it's not butter!

Maikeru D. Shinigami
04-04-2010, 05:25 AM
@mrsticky: Nice one. :lol:


Kabuto will be eaten by the Cookie Monster. http://s236.photobucket.com/albums/ff286/nfforums/NF%20smilies/kruemelmonsteryn0.gif

mrsticky005
04-04-2010, 05:28 AM
@mrsticky: Nice one. :lol:


Kabuto will be eaten by the Cookie Monster. http://s236.photobucket.com/albums/ff286/nfforums/NF%20smilies/kruemelmonsteryn0.gif


Better than being violated by Grover...

Jaaz7
04-04-2010, 05:31 AM
Imo

1)Sasuke turns on him

2)Madara kills him and somehow steals his Edo Tensei

3)He gets killed by Tsunade in a rematch during the 4 Great Ninja War

or

4)Anko kills him
Perhaps Konohamaru too, don't you think ? x'D
I think Sasuke will NOT own the EMS
And Kakashi kills him somehow..

ベーゼル
04-04-2010, 05:32 AM
I think Kabuto will be killed by Naruto or he will be taken over my Orochimaru, and Kabuto will serve as Orochimaru new reincarnation.

Maikeru D. Shinigami
04-04-2010, 05:34 AM
Better than being violated by Grover...

Cookie Monster agrees. http://i236.photobucket.com/albums/ff286/nfforums/NF%20smilies/6hq895.gif

Perhaps Konohamaru too, don't you think ? x'D
I think Sasuke will NOT own the EMS
And Kakashi kills him somehow..


This is possible. It's obvious Orochimaru is supposed to be Konohamaru's lover. <3 http://s236.photobucket.com/albums/ff286/nfforums/NF%20smilies/kruemelmonsteryn0.gif

Space Cowboy Sasori
04-04-2010, 05:39 AM
Kabuto dies but Orochimaru comes back.

=]

Maikeru D. Shinigami
04-04-2010, 05:41 AM
Kabuto dies but Orochimaru comes back.

=]

Does this mean Sasori is also a fan of KonoOro? http://s236.photobucket.com/albums/ff286/nfforums/NF%20smilies/kruemelmonsteryn0.gif

makaveli575
04-04-2010, 05:25 PM
It will most likely be Sasuke who kills Kabuto.

In Chapter 357 he says he wants to fight Naruto but Sasuke comes first so I expect him joining Madara is part of that plan but will just have to wait and see.