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TucanaTheToucan
06-05-2009, 09:38 PM
Post your ideas about how Danzo should face his demise.

One rule: It must comply with the rules of this forum.

Ideas can be discussed as well.

Example: Lock him in a cage of hungry lions.

deidara330
06-05-2009, 09:40 PM
1: Locking him in a cage of angry bears.

Itachi-Sama
06-05-2009, 11:51 PM
Lock him in a cage with the hungry 9 Tailed Fox ~

TucanaTheToucan
06-05-2009, 11:52 PM
Throw an old computer monitor at him.

Itachi-Sama
06-05-2009, 11:53 PM
Chain him to railroad tracks at rush hour.

TucanaTheToucan
06-05-2009, 11:56 PM
Three words:
Shopping craze stampede!

Itachi-Sama
06-05-2009, 11:57 PM
Tape a million tiny paper bombs to him and make them explode.

TucanaTheToucan
06-05-2009, 11:59 PM
Vivisection by very curious aliens!

KyuubiAkatsuki
06-06-2009, 12:03 AM
making a danzo voodoo doll, and ripping it to shreds, then see if it worked :twisted:

Itachi-Sama
06-06-2009, 12:03 AM
Paralyze him with poison then chuck him off a cliff.

HokageSoulReaper
06-06-2009, 01:27 AM
throw him into a lava pit......is that too strong?

Life AKA Death
06-06-2009, 01:34 AM
lock him in a cage with naruto itachi sauske and madara uchia all trying to kill him

shaheroze
06-06-2009, 05:42 AM
Naruto should use rasen-shuricken and sasuke should use ameratsu (itachi put it in his eye) and kakashi should double lightning blade him

Itachi-Sama
06-06-2009, 06:25 AM
Use rasdori on him!

seannfma
06-06-2009, 06:28 AM
Sasuke probebly kill him with the other elders than Naruto fights Sasuke.

Sage Of Six Paths
06-06-2009, 07:35 AM
Show him this thread.

Instant heart attack.

Sage Of Six Paths
06-06-2009, 07:40 AM
Wait, no!

I take it back!

Show him this (http://naruto.viz.com/forum/showthread.php?t=5064) thread

instead!

Itachi-Sama
06-06-2009, 07:52 AM
Write his name in a Death Note.

deidara330
06-06-2009, 08:01 AM
He gets hit by Deidaras c3, Sasuke's Kirin, Narutos Rasenshuriken, Kakashis Lightning Blade, Kisames five hungry sharks, Itachis Susano'o, Gaaras Sand Burial, Temaris summoning: Blade Dance, Kankuros secret Black Move: Iron Maiden, Nejis 128 Palms, Sasoris 100 Puppets, Pains Chibaku Tensei, Konans paper shuriken, Lees and Might Guys 8 Gates, Kakuzus five monsters, Hidans ritual, and a big Sakura smack to the face all at once!

waterlemon-chi
06-06-2009, 08:02 AM
Stab him point blank. A thousand times. ^^

Vatanui AKA Pride
06-06-2009, 10:06 AM
*throws him into Barney's World*
He'll only last 3 minutes inside there!

waterlemon-chi
06-06-2009, 10:13 AM
*throws him into Barney's World*
He'll only last 3 minutes inside there!

lol

Good idea... ^^

BaneDeidara
06-06-2009, 10:24 AM
I will be his right hand mand and his most trust worthy partner.
Then I will stab him in the back, both figurativly speaking, and literaly.

animelover
06-06-2009, 10:27 AM
-way 364-
Get Browzer from Mario to eat him

kakashi842
06-06-2009, 10:30 AM
tell him that there is a fat old mean lady across the street then hell go away and maybe the fat lady would eat him

TucanaTheToucan
06-06-2009, 12:23 PM
Push him off of the top of the Empire State Building.

seannfma
06-06-2009, 12:24 PM
He should get a heart attack!

Konoha'sGreenThunder
06-06-2009, 12:25 PM
Feed him to the Kyubi! >:E

seannfma
06-06-2009, 12:28 PM
Throw him off a cliff.

kakashi842
06-06-2009, 12:33 PM
throw him in hell

Vatanui AKA Pride
06-06-2009, 12:33 PM
Lock him in a cage with the hungry 9 Tailed Fox ~

Classic!

Moon
06-06-2009, 12:33 PM
eat him

TucanaTheToucan
06-06-2009, 12:34 PM
Link stabbing him with the Master Sword.

kakashi842
06-06-2009, 12:36 PM
Vatanui AKA Pride i sent u a friend request can u accept it

toadsage
06-06-2009, 12:44 PM
he should die of the swine flu and be eaten by vultures:twisted:

kakashi842
06-06-2009, 12:45 PM
i dont think vultures would even eat that scum danzo

TucanaTheToucan
06-06-2009, 12:45 PM
Killed by rabid alien animals!

Space Cowboy Sasori
06-06-2009, 12:46 PM
Have Zetsu eat his body.

Nick Tasogare
06-06-2009, 01:30 PM
have orochimaru come on to him, then he'd kill himself :p

kakashi842
06-06-2009, 01:31 PM
tell him that his mother wants him but its really a paper bomb

Jarod Chidogashi
06-06-2009, 02:28 PM
Make him call Sakura ugly

NARUTARD93
06-06-2009, 03:05 PM
Tape his eyelids open and force him to watch Seasme Street, Barney, The Teletubbies and any other kiddie show that teaches kindness. That or we could always go medeval torture techniques on him. Oh! I got it. Send all of the Kakashi fangirls(me) out there after him. Yeah! That'd teach him!

Soccer Ninja 21
06-06-2009, 03:09 PM
Ibiki. I love him, he could kill Danzo 5,000 times over. What do you guys think, ANBU vs. ANBU? Epic fight, there.

NARUTARD93
06-06-2009, 03:12 PM
Or we could tie him to some posts and make some bamboo grow under him. Those things grow like 3 feet a day! ^_^

TucanaTheToucan
06-06-2009, 03:46 PM
Throwing him into a lake full of Saltwater Crocodiles.

shikamara nara
06-06-2009, 03:55 PM
I would nail him to the wall and rip his intestines out of his nose and strangle him with it.

"did i go to harsh gomensai" he deserves it *ggggggggrrrrrrrrrrrrrr*

Konan
06-06-2009, 03:55 PM
Get every akatsuki member that was in Shippuden(Except Tobi and Zetsu), so first have Itachi distract him with tysukuyomi, then have Kisame use Water Sytle: Water Vortex Jutsu on him, get Sasori to poison him, then have Hidan do his curse and just torture him, but not kill him till later, Kakuzu then uses Lightning Style: False Darkness on him to fri him up, and have Konan give him allot of paper cuts(YAY) and have Nagato Use Shinra tensai and Banshō Ten'in on him constantly, have Hidan complete his ritual by stabing himself in the heart, finally with Danzo pretty much dead Deidara uses C4 to eat up his remains, and while this is happening Sasori uses Iron Sand to protect everyone in a shielded container, YAY...

TucanaTheToucan
06-06-2009, 03:57 PM
Get him stung by a tiny box jellyfish!

Naruto-Uzumaki-25
06-06-2009, 04:09 PM
Give him a bad tasting snack. lol

Hidan
06-06-2009, 04:21 PM
Get every akatsuki member that was in Shippuden(Except Tobi and Zetsu), so first have Itachi distract him with tysukuyomi, then have Kisame use Water Sytle: Water Vortex Jutsu on him, get Sasori to poison him, then have Hidan do his curse and just torture him, but not kill him till later, Kakuzu then uses Lightning Style: False Darkness on him to fri him up, and have Konan give him allot of paper cuts(YAY) and have Nagato Use Shinra tensai and Banshō Ten'in on him constantly, have Hidan complete his ritual by stabing himself in the heart, finally with Danzo pretty much dead Deidara uses C4 to eat up his remains, and while this is happening Sasori uses Iron Sand to protect everyone in a shielded container, YAY...

I am not going to edit this because I hate Danzo too, but isn't this a bit violent...

NARUTARD93
06-06-2009, 04:41 PM
Beat him with his own cane!:twisted::twisted::twisted:

Akatsuki_Princess
06-06-2009, 04:45 PM
Have the whole village turn on him :D
It'd break his heart...no wait he doesn't have one >_>;

TucanaTheToucan
06-06-2009, 04:46 PM
Kick him into The Pit Of Eternal Despair.

NARUTARD93
06-06-2009, 04:48 PM
Show him a picture of his wife.

KIBAFAN321
06-06-2009, 04:50 PM
Kill him like the way he killed the froggy.

NARUTARD93
06-06-2009, 04:52 PM
Make him listen to Hannah Montana!

TucanaTheToucan
06-06-2009, 04:59 PM
Bash him in the head with a Wiimote.

NARUTARD93
06-06-2009, 05:02 PM
Take his cane away and make him do the cha cha on a slim wooden blank suspened above a pit of Damzo haters.

TucanaTheToucan
06-06-2009, 05:08 PM
Impale him with a spear!

NARUTARD93
06-06-2009, 05:13 PM
Shove a pencil up his nose.

TucanaTheToucan
06-06-2009, 05:16 PM
Make him watch the video that will kill him 7 days after watching it.

NARUTARD93
06-06-2009, 05:18 PM
Give him a gernade disguised as a present.

naruto35
06-06-2009, 05:21 PM
send him to mars with no space suit or oxygen tank or eaten sharks

NARUTARD93
06-06-2009, 05:22 PM
Make him do something nice. The overwhelming kindess of making somebody else smile would break his black heart and cause him to have a massive heart-attack and die.

TucanaTheToucan
06-06-2009, 05:24 PM
Allow a psycho to chase him down and kill him.

NARUTARD93
06-06-2009, 05:26 PM
I've go the perfect one. Make him read...dare I say it...twilight. *shudders* Not even the devil can survive reading this trash. *collapses from the exhaution and effort it took to speak the word*

TucanaTheToucan
06-06-2009, 05:28 PM
Get him squished by a giant foot.
*fart sound*

NARUTARD93
06-06-2009, 05:38 PM
Make him yoai with Orochimaru and Sasuke!

KIBAFAN321
06-06-2009, 05:58 PM
Shove a knife up his but.

NARUTARD93
06-06-2009, 05:58 PM
Dress him up like a ballerina.

TucanaTheToucan
06-06-2009, 06:31 PM
Beat him up until only blood and bones are left of him.

NARUTARD93
06-06-2009, 06:33 PM
Make him do charity work.

thenagan
06-06-2009, 07:57 PM
Place a bomb on the hokagemonument then when he walks bye a giant face will smash him.

Moon
06-06-2009, 07:58 PM
wheres my deathnote

deidara330
06-06-2009, 08:00 PM
Call Choji fat then use Danzo as a human shield.

slayer95
06-06-2009, 08:38 PM
Burn him

Nick Tasogare
06-06-2009, 09:12 PM
here is the best one......admit that he luvs the leaf!!!!!! *and being yaoi-uke with snakes* eewwwwww

TucanaTheToucan
06-06-2009, 09:58 PM
Get him into a bar fight with the Angry Video Game Nerd.

itachi/madara
06-06-2009, 10:53 PM
i would throw him onto the streets and let the villigers
hurt, beat up, smack , rape him

Sensei : Riku Arashi
06-06-2009, 11:38 PM
put him in a cage with all the tailed beasts

Sasuke
06-07-2009, 01:29 AM
Naruto and Kakashi wanted to become hokage so Naruto and Kakashi use Wind Style: Rasenshuriken and Lightning Blade... after he is hit he is on the ground and Sasuke arrives at the village and see's Danzo so he uses Amaterasu and Kirin on Danzo and Danzo is still somehow alive so Shikamaru uses shadow strangle on him to hold him while Sakura puches him, Neji uses Air Force Palm, Itachi uses Tsukyuomi, Kisame uses 5 hungry sharks, Deidara uses c4, Sasori uses his poison, Hidan uses his ritual, Kakuzu uses his elemental masks, Pain uses Chibaku Tensai, Konan throws paper at him, Zetsu eats his limbs, and the kitty that always runs away from its owner scratches his face.

DANZO DESERVES THIS!!!!!!!!

Vidda Hatake
06-07-2009, 01:37 AM
Oh, that's easy!! Let him meet Saiai and get 'up close and personal' :twisted: !! (For those of you who don't yet know, Saiai is my beloved and beautifully sharp hand-made katana - which I do know how to use!!) ;)

ONIMUSHA
06-07-2009, 04:05 AM
crusifiction

NARUTARD93
06-07-2009, 06:44 AM
crusifiction

Some people could find that offensive.

TucanaTheToucan
06-07-2009, 11:51 AM
Drown him in goo!

Vatanui AKA Pride
06-07-2009, 12:02 PM
Drown him in cereal!

TucanaTheToucan
06-07-2009, 12:06 PM
Whack him really hard in the head with a frying pan!

Agus-san
06-07-2009, 12:11 PM
Throw him into a black hole but that isn't enough!!:evil::evil:

vampire Lycan
06-07-2009, 12:20 PM
give him my special....the thousand needles of pain.... it hurts like crazy but he don't die so i can do that all day long!!!

Luna Mikazuki
06-07-2009, 01:10 PM
Light him on fire

Vatanui AKA Pride
06-07-2009, 01:21 PM
Do everything you guys said to him all at once!

TucanaTheToucan
06-07-2009, 01:21 PM
Attack him with a chainsaw.

NARUTARD93
06-07-2009, 01:22 PM
Make him eat some poo.

seannfma
06-07-2009, 01:42 PM
Have sasuke come kick his butt.

lj0615
06-07-2009, 01:47 PM
i don't know sasuke can just kill him for all i care

TucanaTheToucan
06-07-2009, 01:48 PM
Have everyone in the world come and kick his butt and take his name!

ONIMUSHA
06-07-2009, 03:26 PM
lock him in a room with barney

NARUTARD93
06-07-2009, 03:28 PM
Have him sing the barney song.

shadow_user
06-07-2009, 03:39 PM
I've go the perfect one. Make him read...dare I say it...twilight. *shudders* Not even the devil can survive reading this trash. *collapses from the exhaution and effort it took to speak the word*
ahahahah I AGREE!
thats the best one yet!

we could take out his only good eye and watch him wander around ahaha

shadow_user
06-07-2009, 03:42 PM
Naruto and Kakashi wanted to become hokage so Naruto and Kakashi use Wind Style: Rasenshuriken and Lightning Blade... after he is hit he is on the ground and Sasuke arrives at the village and see's Danzo so he uses Amaterasu and Kirin on Danzo and Danzo is still somehow alive so Shikamaru uses shadow strangle on him to hold him while Sakura puches him, Neji uses Air Force Palm, Itachi uses Tsukyuomi, Kisame uses 5 hungry sharks, Deidara uses c4, Sasori uses his poison, Hidan uses his ritual, Kakuzu uses his elemental masks, Pain uses Chibaku Tensai, Konan throws paper at him, Zetsu eats his limbs, and the kitty that always runs away from its owner scratches his face.

DANZO DESERVES THIS!!!!!!!!

i like how is like horrible things
then its like "throw paper at him!"

TucanaTheToucan
06-07-2009, 03:58 PM
Make him play the worst video games of all time!

ONIMUSHA
06-07-2009, 03:59 PM
Make him play the worst video games of all time!

yesssssssssssss,zelda on.........CD-I

Life AKA Death
06-07-2009, 04:03 PM
disinigrate him

TucanaTheToucan
06-07-2009, 04:07 PM
Atomize what's left of his face with a laser gun!

NARUTARD93
06-07-2009, 04:08 PM
Make him go to a Hannah Montana concert followed by a Jonas Brother and Demi Lavto concert. The blatant lack of talent and screaming fangirls should kill him instantly! Mwahahahaha!

TucanaTheToucan
06-07-2009, 08:51 PM
Throw him into a concrete wall!

JMLapaxSF
06-07-2009, 08:53 PM
Manny Pacquiao can KO his face.

ONIMUSHA
06-07-2009, 08:56 PM
cencored for violence

TucanaTheToucan
06-07-2009, 09:18 PM
Let him be the victim of Hidan's sacrifice ritual!

TucanaTheToucan
06-08-2009, 11:10 AM
Got another idea.
Freak accident with farm equipment.

misskakashi
06-08-2009, 11:39 AM
Buried alive.

shino 4
06-08-2009, 12:44 PM
Allow Sai to do it :twisted:

TucanaTheToucan
06-08-2009, 12:57 PM
Feed him to flesh-eating piranhas!

Vatanui AKA Pride
06-08-2009, 12:57 PM
Eaten Alive by the Humonculi Gluttony

Vatanui AKA Pride
06-08-2009, 12:58 PM
Make him play the worst video games of all time!

LOL! That's humor! :lol:

naruto 65
06-08-2009, 01:21 PM
electrify him

TucanaTheToucan
06-08-2009, 01:38 PM
Throw him into a vat of acid!

Vatanui AKA Pride
06-08-2009, 02:01 PM
Let Brat Simspon kill him!

TucanaTheToucan
06-08-2009, 02:23 PM
Get him hunted down by a tiger!

911119
06-08-2009, 10:39 PM
The best way to kill Danzo is ....

Take him to a Jonas Brother's 3D concert ..... BOOM .. it's over .... he will commit Suicide ...lol

Sai's brother
06-08-2009, 10:43 PM
..Tell Sai that Danzo wants to die and he asked Sai to kill him XD

TucanaTheToucan
06-08-2009, 10:47 PM
Show him the thread I made and tell him that I'm being recognized for my efforts in the Naruto forums!

ONIMUSHA
06-09-2009, 12:19 AM
no,the best way is to force c4 down his throat,make zetsu eat him,blast him with a shotgun and cruisify him

Nick Tasogare
06-09-2009, 12:20 AM
we could always tell him tsunade woke up, and he wold kill himself, right?

TucanaTheToucan
06-09-2009, 12:09 PM
Push him into a pit of lava.

naruto35
06-09-2009, 02:14 PM
push him off a cliff into or push him off into a bottomless pit

TucanaTheToucan
06-09-2009, 04:02 PM
Stab him in the back with a kinfe.

Ayden
06-09-2009, 04:03 PM
*furious* take your fist and shove it down his throat to where he is able to taste your shoulder

KyuubiAkatsuki
06-09-2009, 04:04 PM
tell Scorpion from Mortal Kombat that Danzo's the one that actually slaughtered his clan

TucanaTheToucan
06-09-2009, 04:06 PM
Get him bitten by a Komodo Dragon!

KyuubiAkatsuki
06-09-2009, 04:09 PM
lol

*This is from the movie The Goonies*

Cover Danzo in chocolate and get Chunk to eat him

deidara330
06-09-2009, 04:09 PM
Tie him to a chair and make him listen to the Jonas Brothers for three days straight. Then he'd just kill himself.

KyuubiAkatsuki
06-09-2009, 04:10 PM
Tie him to a chair and make him listen to the Jonas Brothers for three days straight. Then he'd just kill himself.
rofl :lol:

age54321
06-09-2009, 04:11 PM
stab him in the chest with a kunai while he's asleep

or

have madara hit him over the head with a baseball bat

(you don't know how happy it makes me to see a forum like this. i've been wanting to kill him forever)

JMLapaxSF
06-09-2009, 04:13 PM
Let Barney eat him alive.
bwahahahaha.

KyuubiAkatsuki
06-09-2009, 04:14 PM
rofl ha ha thats hilarious


Put a summoning scroll down his throat and summon gamabunta

deidara330
06-09-2009, 04:20 PM
Have Sasuke strike him through the heart with chidori while he's on fire while he's being tortured in Tsukuyomi while he's suffocating in Sapce while he's being eaten by a snake while a giant piano falls on him out of no where while Chuck Norris blows him up with his awesomeness.
Edit: While he's being forced to listen to the Jonas Brothers. They're just that bad.

KyuubiAkatsuki
06-09-2009, 04:21 PM
thats just horribly torture..................ha ha nice! :twisted:

MinatoN
06-09-2009, 05:00 PM
how about have Gaara slowly crush him to death with his sand then Gaara would say sorry to the for making taste such filthy blood (not sure if Gaara would still do anything like that but still) anyway he should just die and die a painful death

TucanaTheToucan
06-09-2009, 05:54 PM
Drop a 16 ton weight on him!

NARUTARD93
06-09-2009, 05:57 PM
Make him watch the Joe Jonas dancing to "Single Ladies" video. I know I wanted to die after watching that.

TucanaTheToucan
06-09-2009, 07:59 PM
Putting him in a freezer and then throwing him into the inferno!

rocketjed1
06-09-2009, 08:00 PM
stab him in the heart duh

ONIMUSHA
06-09-2009, 08:02 PM
tell shang tsun that he wants his soul taken out

TucanaTheToucan
06-09-2009, 08:03 PM
Give him a lobotomy!

ONIMUSHA
06-09-2009, 08:04 PM
send akamaru down his throat and make akamaru eat his heart out

rocketjed1
06-09-2009, 08:05 PM
make him so mad that his head explodes! :shock:

ONIMUSHA
06-09-2009, 08:08 PM
"cencored"

KyuubiAkatsuki
06-09-2009, 08:30 PM
Tell Billy Mays that Danzo misused Oxi-Clean

ThunderSpirit
06-09-2009, 11:25 PM
Tell Billy Mays that Danzo misused Oxi-Clean


Lol. What do you think he would do to him? His yelling might give Danzo a heart attack (he is ancient after all).

TucanaTheToucan
06-10-2009, 10:13 AM
Put tiny wheels on his sandals and then push him down the Grand Canyon!

Viceroy
06-10-2009, 10:15 AM
Show him a naked picture of Tsunade. *Heart attack*

TucanaTheToucan
06-10-2009, 10:49 AM
Throw him overboard into an ocean and make sure he either drowns in the water or get eaten by sharks!

ONIMUSHA
06-10-2009, 11:38 AM
Throw him overboard into an ocean and make sure he either drowns in the water or get eaten by sharks!
or kisame

jabobo
06-10-2009, 11:46 AM
use a spoon:evil:

ONIMUSHA
06-10-2009, 11:47 AM
use a spoon:evil:
what?

jabobo
06-10-2009, 11:50 AM
what?
you heard me a spoon:cool:

TucanaTheToucan
06-10-2009, 11:53 AM
Electrocute him with a bug zapper while he's in a hot spring!

ONIMUSHA
06-10-2009, 11:53 AM
you heard me a spoon:cool:
wooden spoon?

jabobo
06-10-2009, 11:54 AM
wooden spoon?
no one made out of air:roll:

TucanaTheToucan
06-10-2009, 11:54 AM
Beat him to death with a wooden spoon!

jabobo
06-10-2009, 12:03 PM
feed him to the pigs:lol:

SakuraHeavenx
06-10-2009, 12:04 PM
All the leaf village ninja's against him! xD ANYTHING, Just make him die. I hate the guy.

ONIMUSHA
06-10-2009, 12:06 PM
make him "cencored" with orochimaru

TucanaTheToucan
06-10-2009, 12:12 PM
Stab with with a large, sharpened knife when he's in the shower!
PSYCHO!!!!

ONIMUSHA
06-10-2009, 12:19 PM
Stab with with a large, sharpened knife when he's in the shower!
PSYCHO!!!!
you saw that movie

TucanaTheToucan
06-10-2009, 04:28 PM
Dump gasoline on him and then set him on fire!

NARUTARD93
06-10-2009, 04:29 PM
Make him live with Orochimaru.

TucanaTheToucan
06-10-2009, 04:37 PM
Throw in into a lion's den!

NARUTARD93
06-10-2009, 04:39 PM
Let SRhyse eat him!lol:lol::cool::mrgreen:

Sensei : Riku Arashi
06-10-2009, 05:47 PM
bring the uchiha clan back to life and put them in a kage with danzo

Kaze-Ryuu
06-10-2009, 06:32 PM
Take his eyes out, remove his fingernails and hair, stab him numerous times without killing him and then half drown him before throwing him in a cage full of tigers!!!!

P.S.

And if that were to happen, I shall be very, very happy. :)

TucanaTheToucan
06-10-2009, 10:10 PM
Strike him down with a lighting bolt!

JMLapaxSF
06-10-2009, 10:11 PM
Feed him to the purple DINOSAUR!!

Kaze-Ryuu
06-10-2009, 11:05 PM
Squash him like a bug with anything big!!!

naruto35
06-10-2009, 11:07 PM
throw him off into a bottomless pit

TucanaTheToucan
06-10-2009, 11:07 PM
Get him bitten by a female Black Widow Spider!

Vatanui AKA Pride
06-10-2009, 11:14 PM
:lol:throw him off into a bottomless pit
Classic! :lol:

kakashi senpai
06-10-2009, 11:16 PM
bury him neck deep in a large fire ant bed

Vatanui AKA Pride
06-10-2009, 11:18 PM
bury him neck deep in a large fire ant bed
Classic Too! :lol:

TucanaTheToucan
06-10-2009, 11:21 PM
Have him face a Grecian Chimera in a Gladiator-style Stadium!

ThunderSpirit
06-10-2009, 11:55 PM
bury him neck deep in a large fire ant bed

An ancient and excellent method of execution. :lol:

TucanaTheToucan
06-11-2009, 12:42 AM
Let him hear Kakashi sing.
Kakashi's sweet, emotional songs are incompatible with Danzo's bitterness and hate.

TucanaTheToucan
06-11-2009, 08:50 AM
Another idea!
Make him get the Angry Aussie mad about something.
His anger will make Danzo's head explode!

ONIMUSHA
06-11-2009, 08:52 AM
Another idea!
Make him get the Angry Aussie mad about something.
His anger will make Danzo's head explode!
Aussie? from thatguywiththeglasses.com?

TucanaTheToucan
06-11-2009, 11:52 AM
Use him as bait for man-eating creatures!

kakashi senpai
06-11-2009, 12:20 PM
make him listen to elevator music until he dies of boredom

ECW Original
06-11-2009, 12:41 PM
have The Undertaker drag him to h***,
or make him spend a day with the tellitubis(he'll kill himself)

ECW Original
06-11-2009, 12:43 PM
put him in prison and make sure he drops the soap.

ECW Original
06-11-2009, 12:44 PM
make him listen to elevator music until he dies of boredom

That's.....just....pure evil

TucanaTheToucan
06-11-2009, 01:25 PM
Drown him in a vat of Jell-o!

JMLapaxSF
06-11-2009, 01:30 PM
Feed him to ..*you know who*..

Luna Kobentori
06-11-2009, 01:31 PM
Let Hidan kill him his way:twisted:

TucanaTheToucan
06-11-2009, 01:37 PM
Trap him in a large bag with a chubacabra and let it drain his fluids.

darklyod
06-11-2009, 02:27 PM
get hiden and kakuzu to kill him tag team style

Doll Face
06-11-2009, 02:33 PM
let sasuke && his crew gang bang him !

The Demon Zabuza
06-11-2009, 02:55 PM
Bring back the entirety of the Akasuki with that reincarnation jutsu Orochimaru uses and set them all on him at the same time. That would be good.

The Demon Zabuza
06-11-2009, 02:56 PM
Or him and Sai could kill each other at the the same time in a sort of poetic justice.

TeamHawk
06-11-2009, 03:00 PM
MAKE GAMMABUNTA sit on him! yay

TucanaTheToucan
06-11-2009, 03:51 PM
Get him rammed by a water buffalo!

Ayden
06-11-2009, 03:52 PM
rip his huevos off!!!

Konoha'sGreenThunder
06-11-2009, 03:52 PM
Force him to read Twilight! ;P

TucanaTheToucan
06-11-2009, 03:56 PM
Force feed him Poison Dart Frogs!

Ulmo lord of waters
06-11-2009, 04:13 PM
put him in the chunin exam arena and play a nice ol fashioned game of gladiator staring each of the tailed beast :mrgreen:

Ryaque
06-11-2009, 04:52 PM
I know a great way to kill Danzo. Let me become the character I made then give me about ten minutes alone with him and I swear I will kill him and demolish him so bad he will be beyond reconition. And I will make it slow and painful too. Danzo, GO DIE IN A HOLE SOMEWHERE BEFORE I FIND YOU!!!!

TucanaTheToucan
06-11-2009, 06:00 PM
Bash him in the head with a 2x4!

TucanaTheToucan
06-11-2009, 07:42 PM
I've got another one!
Slice him in half with Zabuza's sword!

ECW Original
06-11-2009, 07:52 PM
*throws him into Barney's World*
He'll only last 3 minutes inside there!

there aren't many people I'd that on.It's just too much torture

ECW Original
06-11-2009, 07:56 PM
let sasuke && his crew gang bang him !
What do you mean by that?

ECW Original
06-11-2009, 08:05 PM
Let Brat Simspon kill him!
it's Bart

FoxBoy2900
06-11-2009, 08:17 PM
invent the gun well i think u know where im goin with go all prisedent kennidy on him *boom*

jade_waz_here
06-11-2009, 08:18 PM
im sry i fill rly stupid but..who is Danzo?

ONIMUSHA
06-11-2009, 08:24 PM
make him listen to elevator music until he dies of boredom
i like elavator music

ONIMUSHA
06-11-2009, 08:26 PM
What do you mean by that?
you'll know when your older

TucanaTheToucan
06-11-2009, 09:45 PM
New Idea!
Throw him into a pit of scorpions!

ThunderSpirit
06-11-2009, 09:46 PM
New Idea!
Throw him into a pit of scorpions!

With laser beams on their heads.

Kaze-Ryuu
06-11-2009, 09:55 PM
Bring back the entirety of the Akasuki with that reincarnation jutsu Orochimaru uses and set them all on him at the same time. That would be good.

Oohh... That's nice!! If that could just happen, every Danzo Hater would be very happy.

P.S.

Cut Danzo in half and burn his body!!!

LaydeeWundarfullness
06-11-2009, 09:57 PM
kil him wit luv!:mrgreen::mrgreen::mrgreen::mrgreen::mrgreen:: mrgreen::mrgreen:

Kaze-Ryuu
06-11-2009, 10:01 PM
That would be very effective!!

Bury him alive!!!

TucanaTheToucan
06-11-2009, 10:02 PM
Shoot him down with a bow and arrow!

Nick Tasogare
06-11-2009, 10:07 PM
stab out his other eye, and cut iff his hands *like rochester in Jane Eyre*

Kaze-Ryuu
06-11-2009, 10:11 PM
Wow...

You guys are brutal...

Shall we decapitate him and chop his body???

Nick Tasogare
06-11-2009, 10:12 PM
Wow...

You guys are brutal...

Shall we decapitate him and chop his body???

THATS brutal..............


all in favor?


jk!!

Kaze-Ryuu
06-11-2009, 10:14 PM
Really???

I just thought it would be fuuny... Hehe.

ANIMELVR4EVR
06-11-2009, 10:23 PM
stab him in his eye and then use rasengan, then chop him up so the condors (sp) could eat him, but the condors (sp) would throw up because it's him.

Vatanui AKA Pride
06-11-2009, 10:25 PM
Let Gamariki eat him!

TucanaTheToucan
06-11-2009, 10:25 PM
Bury him in mud alive!

Kaze-Ryuu
06-11-2009, 10:29 PM
Okay, now that's brutal! But I love your way anyways...

Kaze-Ryuu
06-11-2009, 10:30 PM
Remove his eyes and then choke him to death!!!

TucanaTheToucan
06-11-2009, 10:32 PM
Throw him into a brine lake full of poisonous bacteria!

kakashi senpai
06-11-2009, 10:32 PM
another way i thought of is well has anyone seen 1000 ways to die where the girl dies after getting a fish caught in her mother and not able to get it out due to the scales being like tiny hooks so i thought that would be a fitting death for Danzo

TucanaTheToucan
06-11-2009, 10:34 PM
Two words: Tranquilizer overdose!

Kaze-Ryuu
06-11-2009, 10:36 PM
Stab him a thousand times!!!

kakashi senpai
06-11-2009, 10:36 PM
Two words: Tranquilizer overdose!

Nah that would be to peaceful for him. He should suffer

Kaze-Ryuu
06-11-2009, 10:40 PM
Nah that would be to peaceful for him. He should suffer

Agreed.

He should be hung up-side down.

Nick Tasogare
06-11-2009, 10:44 PM
We could burn him at the stake, accusing him of being human, and not a "cartoon" :lol:

TucanaTheToucan
06-11-2009, 10:46 PM
Poison his food!

Kaze-Ryuu
06-11-2009, 10:46 PM
Ahaha... Nice!!!

Though I don't think that'll be very believable...

Vatanui AKA Pride
06-11-2009, 10:47 PM
it's Bart
I know: typo.

Nick Tasogare
06-11-2009, 10:47 PM
Poison his food!


hes probably immune.....maybe.........smother him with

Rated PG-13


tsunades boobs, it would kill him cuz hed suffocate, and he would havve a heart attack from the excitement

Vatanui AKA Pride
06-11-2009, 10:49 PM
Throw him into a pit full of Barney hobos!

Vatanui AKA Pride
06-11-2009, 10:49 PM
hes probably immune.....maybe.........smother him with

Rated PG-13


tsunades boobs, it would kill him cuz hed suffocate, and he would havve a heart attack from the excitement

Isn't that more........adult?

Kaze-Ryuu
06-11-2009, 10:49 PM
Poison his food!

That's a bit too peaceful for him. Try tickling him to death... :|

Nick Tasogare
06-11-2009, 10:50 PM
Isn't that more........adult?


nah, i dont think so, but still, it would be a double death, maybe triple, heart attack, suffocation, and from the weight, hed be crushed

Kaze-Ryuu
06-11-2009, 10:51 PM
Isn't that more........adult?

Tsunade would have killed him before that happened.

TucanaTheToucan
06-11-2009, 10:53 PM
Stab him in the back with a katana!

Vatanui AKA Pride
06-11-2009, 10:54 PM
Tsunade would have killed him before that happened.
True. Danzo would be too busy look at Tsunade's boobs to notice.

TheViolletteHeart
06-11-2009, 10:55 PM
Did anyone say "stab him with a spork" yet?

ONIMUSHA
06-11-2009, 10:59 PM
stab a sword up his butt and through his mouth

Vatanui AKA Pride
06-11-2009, 11:00 PM
Did anyone say "stab him with a spork" yet?
ROFL! :lol: