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TucanaTheToucan
05-31-2009, 08:53 PM
How would you react if you open your closet and realize Zabuza is hiding in it?
I'd shout "Hey, get out of my closet! People will think you're a psycho or something."

Vidda Hatake
05-31-2009, 08:59 PM
I'd want to find out how he got there without me knowing about it!! Then I'd probably offer him some coffee and ask him to stay and chat a while... :D

narutorocks
06-01-2009, 04:48 PM
Give him a big hug!
And then ask him why the heck he was in my closet....? :shock:

Chidori Shuriken
06-01-2009, 04:57 PM
I'd tell him that he sucks so bad.

Then I'd wake up from the dream... ^_^

Luna Kobentori
06-01-2009, 04:59 PM
If Zabuza was hiding in my closet I'd tell him 'Good luck getting out!' :lol:

NARUTARD93
06-01-2009, 05:05 PM
First I'd put an electric collar around his neck and tell him to go get Kakashi in my closet. I don't want no browless freak in my closet. It's nasty. Although Zabuza is kinda cool, just not cool enough to be in my closet.

SasukeDiedInMyArms
06-01-2009, 05:45 PM
I'd tell him his girlfriend lives nextdoor, LMAO

Kakashi_Hatake
06-02-2009, 02:45 AM
FIrst i would be shock that he was in there, then confused.... Then I would hug him (he is like a big teddy bear^.^) then give him coffee and cookies and ask how he is a live and if haku is too.... and if he was is that y he was in my closet... playing hide and seek with haku ^.^

Sage Of Six Paths
06-02-2009, 04:50 AM
I would scream.

"Holy Crap!!!!"

*Everybody would look at me*

"Sorry guys... I got distracted by this

serial killer in my closet. Next time, I'll yell

more calmly."

Ninja Pink
06-02-2009, 04:55 AM
I know it wouldbn 't really because how the hell can someone that big fit in my closet

MrPandaMan
06-02-2009, 07:15 AM
Me: "Dude, Haku is not in my closet."

HiddenMist
06-02-2009, 09:15 AM
autograph!

stretchdalumberjac
06-02-2009, 11:59 AM
haku/zabuza my favorite characters lol
so i ask him to get haku and stay

stretchdalumberjac
06-02-2009, 12:00 PM
haku/zabuza my favorite characters lol
so i ask him to get haku :!: and stay :D

AkiHoshi
06-02-2009, 12:04 PM
I would scream.

"Holy Crap!!!!"

*Everybody would look at me*

"Sorry guys... I got distracted by this

serial killer in my closet. Next time, I'll yell

more calmly."
ROFLOL!!!!!!!!!!

If he managed to get his sword to fit in my closet i'd be amazed and give him a prize for this amazing feat, then tell him to try coming in the front door next time because it's just creepy to find someone in your closet. Then i'd give him cookies ^_^

ninja-avatar
06-02-2009, 05:47 PM
I'd be like "Dude, I thought you were dead" but you know its whatever

waterlemon-chi
06-04-2009, 10:07 PM
Me: "Dude, Haku is not in my closet."

LOL

That's the exact same thing I would say. ^^

itasan
06-05-2009, 03:10 PM
I say if Zabuza ever finds himself in my closet and I find him, he'd better be prepared to get glomped. xDD

kakashi842
06-05-2009, 03:12 PM
i would cry but it is better than orochimaru

Viceroy
06-05-2009, 03:14 PM
I would start laughing and then turn my self into a mental hospital.

sakuraharuno444
06-05-2009, 03:20 PM
i would hug him then ask him how did you get up here without me noticing!?

Life AKA Death
06-05-2009, 03:21 PM
shut the door from the outside

kakashi842
06-05-2009, 03:22 PM
imagine if he started staking u

KyuubiAkatsuki
06-05-2009, 04:00 PM
i'd stare and just walk away, but if he was in my closet, he's probably there to kill me or something

Raiden
06-05-2009, 04:07 PM
i'd stare and just walk away, but if he was in my closet, he's probably there to kill me or something

id ask why are you in my closet

kazuki_65
06-05-2009, 04:08 PM
I'd be like "Dude, I thought you were dead" but you know its whatever

That's what I was going to say...

Malak
06-05-2009, 04:10 PM
ill ask for his autograph and run away with his blade

Agus-san
06-05-2009, 04:13 PM
What are you doing there???!!! under the bed, is more understandable but, in my closet!! It's a little bit small for you to get inside!!:confused:

Itachi-Sama
06-05-2009, 11:01 PM
I'd tackle him like a fangirl and force him to sign an autograph on one of my Zabuza drawings.

C-C
06-13-2009, 05:45 AM
Ill be like "ewwww a dead person in my closet" and then throw him out the window

kanaren12
06-13-2009, 05:50 AM
I'd probably close the closet and tell myself it was just a hallucination. That, or I'd offer him something to drink. Better to keep him on my good side:)

Ryaque
06-13-2009, 10:02 AM
If Zabuza was in my closet I would do the following. First I would try to stop myself from screaming "THERE'S A DEAD GUY IN MY CLOSET!!!" IF I don't suceed at that he'll probabuly kill me. After the shock I would calmly ask what he is doing here. If he was sent to kill me I would kill him first of make up something about Haku being in trouble. If he came for something else I would scream "HELP THERER IS A PEDIFILE IN MY CLOSET!!! HELP BLOODY MURDER!!!! THERE IS A PHYCO IN MY ROOM!!!" I would then slam the door in his face and run downstairs to get out. Or I would go to a theripist because I'm seeing anime characters.

Vatanui AKA Pride
06-13-2009, 03:40 PM
If he was in my closet, that means he was sent to assinate me. So, I'd end up killing him.

BaneDeidara
06-13-2009, 03:43 PM
I would ask how he got in there, and how he and his sword would fit in such a small closet :|
Then I would take his sword and run.

takuya
06-13-2009, 03:47 PM
i would open the door close it back then screamed loudly open the door again and do a repeat of what i just did then he would open the door then i would run downstairs then when he comes down the stairs i would crack a chair over his head i dont have a closet so this cant happen to me and when hes knocked out i would steal his sword and *finish the job*

takuya
06-13-2009, 03:48 PM
i dont have an upstairs either

Black King
06-13-2009, 03:52 PM
Black King: -opens closet-
Zabuza: "..."
Black King: :shock:
Zabuza: "..."
Black King: "MOOOOOM!!! There's a dead guy in my closet!...Eh...I'm going back to sleep..."

Vatanui AKA Pride
06-13-2009, 04:00 PM
I woukld also steal his Sword and then sell it on EBay.

Nick Tasogare
06-13-2009, 04:02 PM
High five him and tell him how cool I think he is!!

Skylar
06-13-2009, 04:04 PM
I'd tell him to get out.

goldendreamer
06-13-2009, 04:13 PM
I would kick him out of my house :!::twisted:

jannon
06-13-2009, 05:55 PM
ask if he wants a cup of tea.

Vatanui AKA Pride
06-13-2009, 08:40 PM
Like I said, kill him.

takuya
06-14-2009, 12:12 AM
i have an idea i would close the closest door and say "I'm finna go get my glock"XD

Raiden
06-14-2009, 12:16 AM
what's good home's, what happen, them cop's i see, is cool, you know i got yo back LMAO

Golden-Flute
06-14-2009, 01:16 AM
I'd try to learn "Muffled" and speak with him in his own language!

Ha ha! Ha ha ha...

Sorry.

(See Abridged Series)

jade_waz_here
06-14-2009, 02:03 AM
i would befriend him and tell him he better get haku here or ill kill him!?!?!

jade_waz_here
06-14-2009, 02:04 AM
I'd try to learn "Muffled" and speak with him in his own language!

Ha ha! Ha ha ha...

Sorry.

(See Abridged Series)

haha that waz the funyist part!!!

AuTiXxXbEhBa
06-15-2009, 10:41 PM
i'd wake up from the shuffling noises, look in the closet, pull him out with he hand/arm that wasn't holding onto the closet door, and bring him back to bed with me. it was cold anyways.

Sakura Fan ^_^
06-16-2009, 06:40 AM
AAAHH!! If Zabuza was hiding in my closet.... I would push him out of the house and slam the door in his face. lol :D

itasan
06-16-2009, 06:01 PM
i'd wake up from the shuffling noises, look in the closet, pull him out with he hand/arm that wasn't holding onto the closet door, and bring him back to bed with me. it was cold anyways.

*eyebrows shoot up*

I seee....x3

shaunte967
06-22-2009, 05:54 PM
I'd say " dude what the heck are you doing in my closet". Then i would lock him in the closet just cuz

Youthful Explosion
06-22-2009, 06:01 PM
...I'd probably be dead soon. I mean come on, what purpose would he have in my closet other than to kill me? And he's a master of the silent killing technique, so that leaves me with no chance of survival.

Kaz
06-22-2009, 06:05 PM
I'd lock my closet and leave him in there so he can starve to death....

naruto35
06-22-2009, 07:08 PM
kill him

Kakuzu the God
06-22-2009, 07:15 PM
I don't have a closet, therefore no Zabuza.

jacobjak
06-22-2009, 07:22 PM
XD bop him oh the head and start speakin spanish lol hes not in japan

Vadin
06-22-2009, 07:24 PM
close the door slowly and just pretend like nothing happend and walk out of the house

dogboy22
06-22-2009, 07:43 PM
close door get all my stuff pour gas all over the house and light a match

Vadin
06-22-2009, 08:03 PM
close door get all my stuff pour gas all over the house and light a match

but now you don't have a house so thats a little bit of a set back...

slayer95
06-22-2009, 09:16 PM
i'd tell zabuza get out of my closet, and if he declines (which is weird), then use a kunai to stab him, if it missed, use a fire ball, or, FUUTON- GIGA RASEN-SHRIKEN

sanbiaznninjaa333
06-23-2009, 09:40 AM
ask him to take me to where naruto is....then i'd live in konoha for the rest of my life.

dragonjinchuriki dj
06-23-2009, 10:10 AM
id ask him why r u in my closet then throw him out my window

shadowninja7
06-23-2009, 10:16 AM
Id yell "Pervert" and then beat his sorry butt

Nawaki Uchiha
06-23-2009, 12:41 PM
Id ask him why he isnt in his grave and tell him some kid lost his giant sword

Lou!e
06-23-2009, 12:48 PM
How would you react if you open your closet and realize Zabuza is hiding in it?
I'd shout "Hey, get out of my closet! People will think you're a psycho or something."

Closets are for clothes not people you silly goose.

Vatanui AKA Pride
06-23-2009, 12:49 PM
I would force him out of my window and then sell his sword, which he accidently left, on Ebay.

thenagan
06-23-2009, 12:50 PM
shoot him in the head

Slimdoe
06-23-2009, 02:56 PM
Even without the sword, my closet would just be too small for someone like him XD

deidara_lover X3
06-23-2009, 03:24 PM
i would say " hey zabuza i hate to break it to ya but haku she lives four blocks down!!!" then i'd grab him nd kick him all the way to haku's house !!! now if it were deidara in my closet..................

Silentkiller
06-23-2009, 03:28 PM
Lock the door and run away verrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrry fast

Ikuto
06-23-2009, 03:30 PM
Ooo a monster is in my closet

Make my brother go in there.......

UchihaNyla
06-23-2009, 10:05 PM
Tell him rent is his sword

ONIMUSHA
06-23-2009, 10:32 PM
he is,i have 2 closets,one w/ zabuza,1 w/ hidan

thenagan
06-23-2009, 10:34 PM
send my sister in there with a bomb

Naruko-chan
06-23-2009, 11:06 PM
I would hug him and ask him were Haku is. ^^

Sai's brother
06-23-2009, 11:21 PM
I would hug him and ask him were Haku is. ^^


Haku is under your bed DX

Naruko-chan
06-23-2009, 11:59 PM
Haku is under your bed DX

Yes! :D

kakuzushearts68
06-24-2009, 07:16 PM
find him, get my zabuza toy sword, go up to him and say, i am either ur bro or secret lover...

Avian
06-25-2009, 01:45 PM
I'll just be standing there, thinking for a minute.

"Are you a ghost?"
"Yes, I am, I died along time ago."
"Wait sec, I need to make a call."
"Who're going to call?"
"GHOST BUSTERS!"

And then the song will start playing, all the Naruto characters would show up and dance. Then the fans will bring food and drinks, and then we'll fight of aliens...FROM SPACE!


That'll be my reaction, and then what would've happened after it.

Itachi-Sama
06-25-2009, 01:47 PM
I'd glomp him.

Mini
06-25-2009, 01:54 PM
.I'll Just Look At Him And Close The Door I Guess.

Soccer Ninja 21
06-25-2009, 01:56 PM
I would so ask him to be my Sensei. Zabuza is my favorite charater. All hail the Demon of the Mist! Lol.

HAZE
06-25-2009, 02:16 PM
I just about fell out of my chair when I read this topic -- laughing so hard.

If Zabuza was in my closet I'd ask him if I could borrow his decapitating sword for an hour in exchange for a bottle of sake (haha, he'd go for it) -- that sword is the coolest weapon in all of Naruto. I bet it would be really difficult just to try to swing the thing once.

Vatanui AKA Pride
06-25-2009, 02:18 PM
I would ask if he was sent to kill me.

Itachi-Sama
06-25-2009, 02:58 PM
I just about fell out of my chair when I read this topic -- laughing so hard.

If Zabuza was in my closet I'd ask him if I could borrow his decapitating sword for an hour in exchange for a bottle of sake (haha, he'd go for it) -- that sword is the coolest weapon in all of Naruto. I bet it would be really difficult just to try to swing the thing once.
:lol: I can see Zabuza drinking sake.

Juuichibi
07-02-2009, 01:21 AM
"HOLY ****!!!!!!!!!"
"WHAT THE HECK IS A SHIRTLESS DUDE WITH A GIANT SWORD DOING IN MY CLOSET!!!!"
*dials 911*

*HinataGurl*
07-02-2009, 01:34 AM
i dont have a closet but i would laugh and say with a smirk "go be with pretty little haku"

assassin
07-02-2009, 01:40 AM
he is a killr u may regret that latr

*HinataGurl*
07-02-2009, 01:42 AM
no i wouldnt

assassin
07-02-2009, 01:46 AM
u wouldnt regret getting ur head cut off then raped

kakashirockslove
07-07-2009, 09:50 AM
i will tell him what he wants then kick him out!

mangagirl
08-02-2009, 09:31 AM
run away